How do I fix my dick?

How do I fix my dick?

Cut it off and start again.

Seriously though, is it actually possible to fix phimosis or should I get a circumcision?

Let's see it hard. Doesn't that fix it?

This is the furthest I can pull it back when I'm hard. It sucks because blowjobs and sex are barely enjoyable at all.

Get circumcised.

Stretching, steroid cremes and less invasive surgery. Don't let your doctor talk you into something without doing your own research

>How do I fix my dick?

1. Don't take photos of your dick
2. Don't post dick photos on Sup Forums
3. KYS FAGGOT

you should try stretching it every day and slowly it will get better
at least you can fap?

What kind of less invasive surgery?

Keep pulling it you autist. How can grown men not know how their dick works?

well in Tom & Jerry when someone gets bonked on the head and turned into an accordion (like your dick) they usually put their thumb in their mouth and reinflate themselves.

I know I'm supposed to be able to pull it back but I've never been able to more than that. The opening literally can't stretch any more than that.

When I was a kid my foreskin was really tight. My grandmother taught me to pull it back every day as much as I can without hurting myself, I guess my parents didn't know much about it since most Americans get circumcised.

Did you do this as a child?!

No, I fapped just by rubbing the skin. I didn't even try pulling it back until sometime in my early 20s. Late 20s now and I've pretty much been stuck with this since then. I've even tried stretching, but it does literally nothing.

There is something where they make a small slice cutting nothing away but rather allowing the skin to stretch and expand, looks just like normal when healed. You can find the different methods on the Wikipedia page about phimosis

I don't know, that still sounds pretty fucked up. I don't want scalpels of any kind near my dick.

>No, I fapped just by rubbing the skin. I didn't even try pulling it back until sometime in my early 20s

Did you never watch a porno goddammit?! People say porn is bad but it taught me to pull my turtleneck all the way back. If I never watched porn my dick would be forever strangled like yours.

Just jerk it in the shower with lots of lotion breh. That's what I done when I was younger and it worked.

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Just get circumcised, just find a doctor who can do it right, its a lot better than living with that shit.

Become a tranny?

Use a rubber O-ring.

Surgery.

>Just become a jew

Don't do this. Don't get your penis butchered.

Ouch. Trim your burrito bro. Life will be easier to deal with.

Of course I did, but I'm pretty sure I still wouldn't have been able to pull it back then even if I tried.

I'm a christian. and yes, man up and butcher your penis.

I mean, I really don't think the potential risk is worth it for something that isn't really necessary. I can still fap just fine, it's only sex that sucks. But I rarely ever have sex anyway.

>I'm pretty sure

Not good enough. You never even tried did you! But yeah jerk it in the bath and shower and pull that shit back.

What happens if you pull it back and then get an erection? Maybe that will help stretch it.

Like I said it's literally impossible to pull it back any more than that.

That doesn't work for some reason. When it starts to get hard, the skin always just rolls back up. Not to mention that it's very difficult to even get an erection while I'm pulling my foreskin back in such an uncomfortably position.

Don't be a pussy, take control over your own dick, you should be treating your dick like you are going to get laid everyday.

>literally impossible
If you're a pussy yeah.

Kek, I'm 29 and I've gotten laid a total of 4 times in my life. I don't plan to have sex more than maybe a dozen times total in my life.

No, I mean it's mechanically impossible. The opening simply does not open up any more than that.

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You don't plan on ever having a wife?

No, because I'm ugly and mildly autistic. There's no way I would ever be able to get a girlfriend, let alone a wife.

I know, but it's still preferable to circumcision. I would suggest tugging with different techniques and devices and if that doesn't work going to a doctor and getting a steroid creme. And surgeries only as a last resort

I believe that's called paraphimosis. And it's dangerous. It can cut off blood flow to your glans and make it swell up. Which means you have to strangle it and get the blood out. Or go to a doctor.

Pull it back when erect (lube is smart).

I have phimosis as well.

I happen to hate stretching and the fleshlight that I bought a while ago is doing it for me, even with lube. Which is awesome. When I use it I don't notice the pain much either.

Paraphimosis is a bitch, listen to this guy

>fleshlight
Interesting idea, I might try that. Are flashlights motorized or is it something you just manually fap with?

The original is manual, but there are mechanical ones from different manufacturers

But I mean which one of them helps with the stretching?

^this

I don't mind being circumcised. I remember in cub scouts one of friends wasn't and when we had to get our penises inspected for ticks each night he wished he was like me because my inspection was quicker and the leader didn't have to keep pulling back my foreskin

>when we had to get our penises inspected for ticks each night
Yeah, you were molested user.

Manually. I bought the normal one but it shouldn't matter.

I've just been using it and seeing my foreskin stretch when erect while doing so. It still hurts but it ain't as bad as shower stretching.

I don't know if it would work for you though.

Cool thanks. Is your phimosis worse or better than mine?

No. It was the same in my camp. We also had to get our buttholes inspected too. Paranoia much?

We never did anus, but tick inspections were mandatory in scouts. Thankfully I was circumcised.

His dick is already fucked. At least it will be better circumcised than living with whatever the fuck it is now.

That's why you pull HARDER!
NO PAIN NO GAIN!!

I mean there's really nothing wrong with my dick aside from the fact that sex doesn't feel that great on the rare occasion I actually have sex with someone. Fapping has always felt great.

replace it by Russian Saussage!

I can get it over the head a tiny bit when erect now. Your head pokes out a bit more than mine. So I might be worse off.

There are people you can talk to. You don't have to say it was normal. We are here for you user's. It's ok, you were molested.

Lol'd

Urologist checking in here. You have phimosis. This can be managed in the following ways: do nothing, topical steroid cream for ~6 weeks, dorsal slit, or circumcision. Make an appointment with a urologist and get fixed up. I'll need to see your insurance card now to bill you.

Will the steroid cream fix it that quickly?

>being uncircumcised

i bet your dick smells like mac and cheese

Same urologist. Also make sure if you retract the foreskin to ALWAYS put it back over the head when you're end. Otherwise you'll end up with a paraphimosis.

Softens the skin up enough to retract twice daily. Then keep that up twice daily and you should be good to go. Sometimes requires two courses of the cream.

Ok, is there any way to get it without going to a doctor? I went to a urologist once a while ago and mentioned I had read about steroid cream, but he had no idea what I was talking about.

No. You need a prescription. See a different urologist who knows what the fuck he or she is doing.