Only live once

>only live once
>born with a 5 inch dick

JUST

when flaccid my penis retreats entirely into my body

when fully erect it is only 5.5 inches and looks tiny compared to my large 6'2" frame

>muh dick

5'5" manlet with small hands and feet but a big ol' penis. I live for the look of surprise women give when they see it.

5.5" reporting in. If you're with a woman that you actually make feel erotic, it doesn't matter. She cums hard. Just find a woman who loves you, and wants you long term.

been there, done that. still had to resort to mouth/finger every time for 5 years

sure i made her into my buttslave and gave her to best orgasms she'd ever had but my dick was never a part of that

I'm ok with my average 16+cm penis.

You realize 5.5 is pretty average right?

>tfw big dong but never fully erect unless it's some complete ecstasy fantasy fulfilling tier stuff going on

For a woman it is average.

>only live once
>Born in Israel
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCK

What the fuck, are you some kind of reptoid can I see pics please?

>tfw average 7.5 inch dong
Life is suffering

no dude. come on. its just small when flaccid and I have a fat pad

Why don't you make it less about her and more about you? Make her lick your ass once in awhile, stick a finger up there, suck your balls. If you cum hard and not feel guilty then you have achieved manhood.

It doesn't matter if your finger or your dick did the job. Just get the job done then enjoy yourself guilt free, stop focusing all of sex on your dick, I highly doubt women care about your pleasure OR using their vaginas to give you pleasure, if she loves you she just wants you to get pleasure.

Lets not make sex so patriarchal.

>only live once
>born a woman

yep time to hang myself

The thing that revolves around your dick should be a pussy, not your life.

What are the lengths of your hands/feet if you're 5'5"?

>Be redpilled BBC
>Get done fucking cucks wife
>Something about Donald Trump comes on tv
>Ask couple if they're voting for Trump
>Husband says hell no
>Think to myself oh yeah thats right you're a cuck

>If you cum hard and not feel guilty then you have achieved manhood.
but i do, after she's a quivering mess. i'm just bein' honest

she did leave me though

Could be worse. You could be living in Somalia.

I feel you kikebro :(
+ tfw circumcised

just kill me pls

8" master race reporting in

Feels good senpai

What is the point of having a large dick if the only women I will ever be able to use it with is most likely a prostitute?

>6'2"
>5" dink

*shrug*

Least I was born tall, white, and in the greatest state of the greatest country on Earth.

Bretty gud.

the fug us up with that picture

s-saved;_;
hey at least my dick isn't cut
Thanks for making me feel a bit better kikefriend

>only live once
>have to live through the 2000s

life is suffering

So you're an aussie using a proxy

My dick is the exact length of an iPhone 6+

Only 5'9" though and have small hands

>tfw 6.5inch but 5'7 manletroach
Would literally cut my dick in half If only it would add up to my height. Girls see your height as soon as you met her. By the time she sees your dick she has already made up her mind

100 KG weight, 6.8 height, 18inch dick.

I'm a 16'14" chef at Wendy's with a 29" cock making $13000000k/year

>be from Israel
>Jew
>go on Sup Forums
>sympathize with nazis

All of my Turkish kankis tell me 5'7" is average there.

Why are you describing the average Australian man?

Apparently you're not good at fucking. I was a virgin, and my second time was making her insane.

Our you could have sex with me, then we can both hang ourselves together!

I always kinda did because they annoyed me too much with the shoah talk
For example I never thought it was fair to persecute all Nazi soldiers no matter what their job was and especially not when they're old.

You literally have life on easy mode. Shut the fuck up.

That's adorable

OYYYY VEEEEY
IT'S LIKE ANOTHER SHOAH!!!

SOMEONE STOP HIM!

>average male height is 5'9
>am 6'4
>average dick size is 5.2' length 4.5' girth
>am 6' length 5.2' girth
>tfw when 10-15% better than the average male
Still bought a fucking bathmate and gonna do jelqing.

Also getting shredded and physically fit helps a ton, boys. It's less about the size if you're roughly around average and more about the stimulation. Also doing romantic shit really gets women off too.

if I'm 6.3 inches will it look big to the average roastie or just average?

Does it look like a piece of shit?

>mfw used to have 5.5", but after jelquing its now 7" with no loss in boner ability

I know this feel senpai, got to stay away from prescription drugs.

Even 6 here

It's OK I guess

jew

and?

Also to anyone thinking of listening to these retards meming jelqing or any shit like that

DO NOT DO IT

you will fuck up your dick, it is NOT WORTH THE RISK

5-6" is average for North America.

I have a 10" dick, but it doesn't matter because I'm poor and ugly. It's not like women can see your dick until you get them alone anyway.

cool quads

Advertise faggot

>I have a 10" dick

No you dont

Anime girls don't care about dick size.

That's because they are not real, and you are lonely

>5'6" with 6" dick
>girls say my dick is huge because women are shit at estimating distances and it looks big relative to my body

Yes I do. I have no reason to lie anonymously to strangers. I'm only 5'8", too, so when I used to fornicate and whoremonger girls were always surprised. One downside is I have that thing where the tip points off to one side. I'm not posting pictures, though, because it's a sin to tempt others to lust.

You're a fucking lying piece of shit. I can't even think of pornstars who have confirmed 10 inch dicks.

You're fucking full of it.

test

OP was probably already lonely and this solves the problem he is facing. Also them not being real doesn't matter, as long as you feel love in your heart.

>5'6"
FUCKIN KEK

>I have no reason to lie anonymously to strangers.

Uh John Holmes? Ron Jeremy? I actually thought about doing porn when I was younger, but I want to join the clergy.