I've been a good doggy woggy, maybe I need a treaty weaty? Maybe a punishment wunishment...

I've been a good doggy woggy, maybe I need a treaty weaty? Maybe a punishment wunishment? I like it when daddy puts a colly wolly and leasy weashy on me and makes me worship his dicky wicky like the dumb animal I am. Especially his cummy wummies, I love it when daddy gets all sticky icky.

SCHNAUZE, SCHEISS KÖTER!

help me file my taxes plaxes

unironically kill yourself

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now why would I do that? arf! bork!

Awful bait

Kill yourself

I'm real. Fuck me daddy.

No you're not, now fuck off and die

yes faggots are perfectly normal people, we should be more tolerant towards them and allow them to be around children

end yourself furfag

obviously not true

I can make it all go away. I promise.

then do it

Your address?

I'm waiting.... I want you to dominate me, master waster. ^^

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Yes. You deserve a reward. Punishment for disobedience is not a healthy discipline system.
Nano thread
The greatest threat, or our only hope? As I laid in bed staring at electron micrographs of virus the thought occupied my mind, that perhaps virus are the only thing preserving carbon life in the universe.
It is possible that this universe is a simulation by a higher form of life that is attempting to exterminate carbon life from it's own universe.
>We need immortality
>We need to colonize mars
>We need to terraform earth
>We need to mitigate seismic instability
>We need better nuclear facilities
>We need better grand designers
>We need better air quality control
>We need better understanding of our drugs
>We need better surveillance
>We need better dentistry
>We need better simulations
>We need better vocabulary

I cant deny that this genuinely triggered me.

There are always two sides of a coin. Don't mess with me, punks.

Nice pup hood, u been collred?

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Bump

Go stick something up your anus.

now ur making me mad... I don't want to become the bad dog

crossdressing and petplay don't really go well together

Hey Bouncer Pup, I found your facebook.

Pet play is hot. But you're a faggot for typing all that out. I hope your owner is prone to violent psychotic outbursts.

I don't get why the people who go from killing animals to killing people don't stick on furfags for a while longer

i like the idea of petplay, but i'd feel like an idiot if i had to bark for my "owner" in real life or something

Show daddy that boipuccini pupper wupper.

>true?
Watches are at $ 0?

How about if me and my boys gang rape you?

You're not very intimidating.

yeah, maybe if you lose a few pounds

You have no idea about my raw, true strength and power...

Something makes me not believe you.

Only a weak bitch needs to fluff his feathers.

Sit down.