in the grand scheme of man vs crab it's true that man will always win
men have a combat rating of 10/10 because we've become the apex predator and we literally kill everything because man is so fucking cool fuck crabs
so like crab's rating is 3/10 because crabs fucking SUCK ok they have SO MANY WEAKNESSES
men have so many powerfull attacks like we can stomp n jump n punch n kick n shit but all crabs have are their fucking snippy snappers
their fucking bitey little shitcock claws can be powerful but now very much because when a crab fucking grabs onto man the man will just kick the crab away and rip the fucking claw off with it
crab - 0 man - always
crabs are fucking retarded, and they will NEVER win a fight against men
David Robinson
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Hudson Green
no nigga that's a spider
spider has a rating of 8/10 those niggas are fuckin scary aight those fuckers will shoot goo into your ass that'll make you fart your fuckin heart out mmk
Jose Torres
Beware the coconut crab.
Tyler Campbell
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Carson Cruz
you're actually fucking dumb, okay
those are big but that still doesn't change that they're slow as fuck. Man is STRONG, FAST, AND AGILE.
crab isn't
Juan King
The coconut crab would beat you in an arm wrestle though
Bentley Rivera
YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT BITCH IT DOESN'T FUCKING HAVE ARMS YOU FUCKING RETARD INBRED IT DOESN'T HAVE ARMS, IT HAS MOTHERFUCKING PINCERS, IT LITERALLY CANNOT GRIP YOUR HAND. ALL IT CAN DO IS PINCH. FUCKING IDIOT.
Zachary Morales
Ye itd pinch your hand right off, thus winning the arm wrestle
Isaac Sanders
Is there anything that would beat man???
Juan Rodriguez
Stick.
Dylan Ortiz
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Matthew Lewis
NO NO NO NO
NO
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NO WRONG
HE'S NOT S TRONG ENOUGH TO PINCH IT OFF !!! JUST SOME OWIE
Blake Nguyen
Stick beats both, so good luck
Tyler Rivera
stick isn't living once u break it off so it doesn't count
Samuel Stewart
if you break stick, its 2 stick 2 stick > crab man
William King
we're fighting with living things
if it was about inanimate objects stick wins but what if fire vs stick??
fire burn stick and stick turn to ash then ash is no more because wind?
stick is strong competitor but the tide of nature is the true winner
Gavin Rivera
M8 coconut crab pinching force is 1750 newtons. A human bite is only a meger 1000 newtons. Crabs win every day
Brandon Hill
ash of stick now spreading army across world thanks to wind clouds... you crabman now have to seek out stick ash army now. That worse situation than actor liam nissian taken vs isis.
Robert Smith
it's not about strong, it's about grip
think about how many newtons it'd take to rip a crabs shitty weak arm off
human skin is stretchy and elastic meaning it can move and is malleable while a crabs exoskeleton is more resistant to blunt force than average pulling and tearing, because the tendon of a crab is much weaker than the tendons and muscles of a human, you dumb fuck. ur probably a fucking crab typing this right now, aren't you?
Thomas Jones
so you're saying that the objective of the armies are to fight until both their matter is ultimately destroyed? because with that, both forces can never truly die, hence, never truly lose
Tyler Turner
Stick doesnt need hypothetical philosphies stick wins
Tyler Murphy
wrong
Andrew Taylor
Why not ask stick? Go outside and ask stick about your concerns?
David Mitchell
do you think i go outside
crabs are outside
Connor Russell
send carrier pigeon to ask for alliance with stick... maybe together, stick and man can finally come together - their differences aside (living vs not, why marines are learning to fight stick in warfare, dogs), and rid the world of crab menace. We can only hope.
James Carter
nigga stick can't fuckin send a pidgeon back he aint got no hands
Robert Ward
your here today on this thread reading that man kind is moving beyond the existence with crab kind. Why can we just have both together as one to create the true alpha male.
Brayden Stewart
stick doesn't need to, pigeon will bring stick to you, then proceed to beat crabs with stick
