What is the first thing that pops into your head when you see this image?

What is the first thing that pops into your head when you see this image?

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Games that censor the nazi flag are never that good.

>unironically playing as the reich
How much of a scrub can you be?

>What is the first thing that pops into your head when you see this image?
pls buy

norway looks like a black penis on top of sweden

Swedecuck manashitters.

Future mass immigration in to Europe justified with the history of colonialism.

Thanks a lot colonial powers.

Shit game, HOI3 is better.

fpbp

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Go play Stellaris and PURGE, PURGE, PURGE !

I'm going to make Estonia great.

mon nègre.

j'ai réduit en esclavage ma première race hier, des furries au début de l'âge industriel.

c'est un bon sentiment pour être honnête avec toi famille

True, hoi4 is for pussies that can't handle a good game

wish i had a decent pc or laptop to run fucking games like that or stellaris, will be saving up for one this summer though with my job.

user, both HoI and Stellaris run on fucking toasters.

I have played the EU games since EU2 but never played the HoI series. I tried Darkest Hour because the setting and even if I completed the tutorial I dont know what to do.

well HOI3 Runs fine on my junkly dell workspace laptop. Not sure about stellaris, especially since its really new, I would probably barely be able to run it.

you dont need a good pc for that

i cant figure out EU for the life of me

EU4 as the Teutons, or Florence (to restore the Roman Empire)
Most fun

The first thing that pops into my mind is whether there will be a Kaiserreich mod or not.

Maybe when they finish the game I will.

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History has literally nothing to do with modern mass migration

Stellaris doesnt require a brand new pc, with a dual core you can run it, but even if it doesnt work, try Distant Worlds

tfw when i didn't get to experience Finland with its true borders.

except in UK and France

>mfw germany even censors hitler's shitty 2d portrait

Can't even handle 2d images

nowhere.

It would. In settings file, reduce shadows and aa to 0 and it will run.

Don't zoom on space fights and later in the game it will take a while to process some days but Stellaris is very, very toaster friendly. I run it on a shitty laptop with an integrated graphics card and it works well enough to be playable.

Crusader Kings is better.

Why are there no good Roman games bros?

>There will never be a game about being a toga clad patrician working your way up the cursus honorum, becoming consul, leading an army out, BTFOing barbarians, rooting hot gallic chicks, marching on Rome and being declared dictator for life

Just end it senpai

>What is the first thing that pops into your head when you see this image?

Pic is related

It's only the excuse, the justification, and maybe for some of them formed a legitimate reason for some non-white immigration, such as former allies fleeing communist countries.

But even in the lack of the excuse, they will still force mass immigration
see germany today

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EU Rome is good at representing the era but horribly unbalanced

I want a full on Witcher 3 esque Rome game
I wouldnt leave my house ever again
>customize your personal gladius
>+10 Toga of Carthago Delenda Est
>win different crowns and wreaths in battle to unlock new abilities
>Press V to Vae Victis

Oh and the most important feature
>realistic bath house physics

What are mods ?

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It would be shit

Keep in mind that in 230 AD Roman Empire, you had about 50% chance to reach 45 years (republic had lower probably) and that there was an average of 70 years between Rome's large-scale conflicts.

Game would probably be an ahistorical amalgamation of Roman tropes and shit from different eras combined together, not something I'd like to see.

Wew lad you must be fun at parties

Well in that case just play RYSE. Sounds like it's right up your alley.

A bit offtopic, but anyone here plays Aurora?

Good Old Times

Perfection.

Time to storm the north

Tried it, too much micromanagement for my taste.

RYSE is fucking awful
I want something at least remotely accurate
Roleplaying the life of Caesar would be fucking awesome
Why do you automatically assume I like hollywood shit? I've been studying greco-roman history for over 6 years now as an amateur. Get a sense of humor m8 I was joking about the +10 Toga shit.

Rome total war, rome total war 2

What about Age of Decadence?

>what are rpgs

Rome: Total War is decent though user
Rome II not so much. They butchered the history in that one.

but those games are about changing History.

I can't wait to completely block my entire view of this map up with nonsensical dogfighting animations

Why the hell do you need massive stars for their capitals, how are they relevant?

Almost perfect map, except Karelia is not our clay yet.

Yeah but when I start the Gallic campaign and Caesar says "I want one thing; TO DESTROY THE BARBARIAN SCUM"
It reeks of cliche and ruins it for me
All the fun comes from roleplaying in those games, at least for me.

>First thing
Having to conquer every last British Pacific Island to annex them as Nazi Germany in HOI2/3 (forget which I played). Had already waged land war against every nation on the path to conquering British India and Malaysia to force an annexation, then realised I still needed to conquer dozens of little shitty islands to force a decent peace treaty worthy of my overwhelming victory.

Havent played it whats it like user?

Of course it does, the UK was a colonial power to India and Pakistan now they have a lot of pajeets, France used to own Algeria and land in black Africa now they have a lot of Abduls and Mamadous, Germany was close with the Ottomans and they have turks.

The migrant crisis isn't related to older history but current immigration patterns are tied to it.

What about Sweden and all those countries?