Ok Sup Forums reveal your deepest darkest secret

Ok Sup Forums reveal your deepest darkest secret
I was molested as a child

I molsted op as a child

I tried to get the family dog to fuck me once. The most that happened was he mounted me and started humping my anus with his cock, but no penetration :(

I was molested by a child

Reported.
I'd begin to write zeros to the drive, if you're lucky you're finished once the partyvan approaches.

I'm probably going to go out side soon and start murdering everything that's alive.

you molested OP as a child

I fucked my sister last sunday. Pic related.

i crossdress

I was raped a year ago. Have nightmares about it.

FBI catch em all

Post proof

moar pics of your sist or GTFO

i wasted 9 years of my life on minimum wage jobs and games

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I was molested as a teenager and i loved it

I fapped to the video

i seriously cant get over one girl i have a problem

Thats not really a secret, faggot.

You telling us thst op was molested by user as a child?

Go on...

when I was young, the 2 gay guys that owned the landscaping company down the street would hire me, get me drunk on payday and then give me money to jack off in front of them...

I hate my boss, I hate her so much I feel like quitting a job I've only had less than a month. Fucking cunt isn't even liked by other employees either so at least I'm not alone in dislike.


Fuck you, Lori, you cunt. Get over yourself, you're a McDonald's manager and nothing more or less. You're as expendable as the people you treat like dirt.

I sacrifice peoples souls for my goddess Heremahria everyday. When i kill people in Heremahrias name everyday she gives me gold for that every day and night. I am rich. Everybody calls me a jew. Even if i am not even jewish.

You work for McDonald's. They actively support a holocaust. How do you expect to be treated?

YOU want to fuck with ME?
Think again, you little wood chips-inhaling worm!
I just did 12.5 g of pure speed.
I AM Homo Divinus. I AM what Nietzsche described as Übermensch. I AM what Einstein called gravitational wave.

YOU mere mortal dare to question ME?
I AM what Orwell described as Big Brother.
My diet consists exclusively of Prometheus' liver.
Do NOT try to fight me. It is of NO use.
I AM time itself.

I AM what Pandora tried to keep sealed in her box.
I AM the one that pushed Kronos from his throne.
I AM the one who lighted Icarus' wings when he was too close to the sun.
Atlas loses grip if I so please.
Do NOT try to resist. It will be of NO use. It will only bring great doom and decay to your race, mortal.

I transcended into realms believed to be pure fiction by mere humans.

I made the video

Every work place has those :)

From experience the best thing you can do is find a new job if you really are bothered by it or suck it and be professional about it.

You might think I'm joking when I say try and act professional in a McDonald's job but you have to learn at some point, you can't go into a professional office (just an example) environment and still act the same you did in a kitchen or in your case a McDonalds.... If you'd like to know more on professionalism lemme know.

i lost my virginity at 13

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I unironically like Lil Wayne.

Adolf Hitler didn't have epilepsy.
I have a time machine and a taser.

have u posted her before i feel like ive seen her here?

also greentext

holy moly fucking sister fucker give mE MORE

Nano thread
The greatest threat, or our only hope? As I laid in bed staring at electron micrographs of virus the thought occupied my mind, that perhaps virus are the only thing preserving carbon life in the universe.
It is possible that this universe is a simulation by a higher form of life that is attempting to exterminate carbon life from it's own universe.
>We need immortality
>We need to colonize mars
>We need to terraform earth
>We need to mitigate seismic instability
>We need better nuclear facilities
>We need better grand designers
>We need better air quality control
>We need better understanding of our drugs
>We need better surveillance
>We need better dentistry
>We need better simulations
>We need better vocabulary
>We need better traitors
>We need better goals

I am married to the perfect woman, shes hot as fuck, treats me great, my family loves her, and shes ALWAYS down to fuck.

>I fuck hookers on a weekly basis, sometimes the hookers are a solid 4/10 ugly as fuck.

Yes i do wanna fuck with you. Yes lets sex right now. But i need to say for your sake that i am a real sodomia fan. So do not be surprised when the sex will be wierd.

hes faking, reverse image search his posts for more

Syphilis is a bacterium not a virus. Most infectious disease are bacterium. Most lethal virus are provirus. Most difficult to contain are retroviruses.
But if this is a simulation intended to destroy carbon life the most important thing to do is secure carbon life by all means.
I don't know what technologies are worth pursuing but on the off chance this is not a simulation intended to design a way to eradicate carbon life, we should be researching the effect virus play in nature and weather it would be beneficial to destroy them or protect ourselves against them, and if so, then how to do so.
water and air cleaning technology is necessary.
If Radical Eugenics is the greatest threat to humanity than the industrial food production need to be monitored MOST carefully.
Also pharmaceuticals and education and industrial centers that can be repurposed to dispense poison gas.

You married the wrong person, go for a hooker next time.

I've been catfishing a notorious internet lolcow for some time now.

Ran from the cops and they never catched me. I'm tall and fast, can get away with anything. Not a nigg but body form like a Somali

So you wanted your dog to fuck your ass, why?

>>catched

hi, faggot. i'm user. :)

Story?

Batman, is that you?

I love gore, and have little emotions, no empathy for humans, and get random urges to violently hurt someone. I am worried I will become a serial killer in the future. The worst part is I am only scared of prison/the consequences of killing people. If murder was legal, I would have killed many by now. Just for fun.

I also like helper pepe more than regular pepe.

I would get a blowjob from my sisters dog every night until she made me cum for a year

no story, anons lying

people think im a grill but im intersex. its not meant to be a secret im just not social so nobody talks to me and finds out

thats the thing, I love my wife dearly and I always normally get super depressed as soon as I bust my nut with the hooker, I then think about suicide and all types of shit.

I am trying to force myself to stop fucking hookers, I am on 2 weeks without one, but I am getting the itch bad. I am very irritable and short with my wife and coworkers. I dont know if I can kick it.

Let's just say his extra chromosome isn't only a downside.

You probably shouldn't post that online.
Try to get some help if you can.

Why do you wanna fuck hookers, isn't sex with your wife enough?

Invite code : Weres waldo
fun times;)

I have no excuse for my bad grammar, I guess you will has to live on anyway

No, batman is a good friend of mine. I'm just your average tall guy thats built like a Somali but are actually white. Sorry to dissappoint.

Will tell stories of when they didn't catch me another time, now I need to sleep

the thrill rush and the humiliation for the woman getting fucked. id never want to subject my wife to that, and shes not open to the idea either

hey same here op, I was molested too.

Nightwing?

Seems like a fetish of some sort.

I feel you user, had the same experience with a dickish manager except mine threatened to fire people all the time (myself included) over the most retarded things.

I'm married over 20 years and am living the upper middle class dream. I've met around 100 guys, most via Craigslist, for gay stuff. Once I also hooked up with a straight couple that were old enough to be my parents. I'll probably hook up with another milf/dilf couple soon. My wife has no clue.

my social security number is 531 309 522

thats like an actual body deformation and not some trans mental illness bullshit right?

I always think that maybe we are just an experiment from, as you say, ''higher form of life'' which is trying to know the same think we want to know too...''WTF happened before dis shet''

Congrats, post your tits or gtfo.

>be me 25
>family is from chicago, me living in the bay area
>family emergency last wednesday
>take loa and fly over on thursday
>sister, 18, haven't seen here for a few years, damn she has grown up to be hot
>see her in the bathroom that evening
>holyshit.jpg (aka pic 3)
>she kinda teases me all the time, don't know what to make of it
>next evening she looks me straight in the eyes and asks me if she's pretty
>don't know what to say
>pic 2 happened then
>tells me she wants me
>fast forward
>sunday, emergency turned out all good, everyone gets drunk as fuck, around 10 pm I go upstairs
>she follows me
>pic 1 happened eventually

it is. I also get off to cuck porn. Not being the cuck, but being the bull whose taking advantage of a woman who has no self respect and a man who is a complete pushover.

This makes it almost impossible for me to try to get her involved in on my fantasies. I have tried to get her into some of my more take fantasies and she says no.

I cant help but feel childish/selfish for putting my desires ahead of her comfort zone. But holy fuck the urges for doing these things is too much to ignore sometimes.

I got an ex fired after I found out she cheated on me. Told corp. that she stole money from the safe. which was true. She has no idea I did it.

For the most part, yes. Think the original term was hermaphrodite.

I dance to thriller every night naked besides a pair of crocs, helps me sleep better anyone want pics?

This reminds me of American Psycho, maybe you are some sort of a psychopat.

this is correct

Are the crocs alive or dead?
Where did you get them from?

Wow so fucking innoncent bunch of pussys in here you call the a fucking secret?

Maybe, Ive feared that. But I have no sado-maschoist tendencies. I dont want to hurt anyone.

Not that either no. Again, sry to disappoint. Will not check back here again tonight since I need to sleep. Gn user

op is fag

post boobs or gtfo?

When I was 11 and I was playing Spyro, I intentionally let archers hit Spyro's ass so I could get a boner.

im actually used to people pointing guns at me

Probably just dominance not necessarily violence.

guys pls

So you're black?

Is the colour of your skin tommorow instead of yotsuba?

Why is being molested such a deep dark secret? I mean if YOU molested someone, I would totally get that, but it's not like you did anything wrong or have anything to hide.

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No thx m8

American detected.

I've had sex with one of my mom's friends multiple times in the last 5 years. Started when I was 22 (she was 48).

I was studying accounting and was about to graduate. And I had been doing friend's and other people taxes for them for some money. Mom's friend asked me to do them and when I went to her house, I kind of made a move on her and it got pretty heavy fast.

years ago...I cum with a big load on daughters pantys

I think its a way for me to live out my misogynistic tendencies. I generally fucking hate women (other than my wife, mom, and grandma). One of the new things I was into was going on the website seekingarrangements and finding young college girls and fucking them for cash. The fact that these girls will one day be married to some white collar cuck and they will have to live with the shame of selling me their ass for a few dollars.

Post pics of friend's mom? I'm a total milf man.

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That's what you get for cheating

I'm same but not worried about prison because that's for dumb niggers that get caught

shhhhiiit na dog

I-I-I've never told anyone this.
>I had a party in my house when I was 16
>Couple girls couple guys stayed the night probably about 8 in total
>I masturbated while they slept

>mfw they were sleeping in the same room and they never found out

Edgy.

I really can't take it anymore and I have been cucked and abandoned

>every day wake up at 2pm
>play world of warcraft till morning
>get depressed
>cry self to sleep

That doesn't sound like rape tbh, sounds like you just found an easy way to make money user. Albeit quite gay