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real depression hours edition

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Grace

new thread, new me

need a bf

owl legs

too FUCKING hot out

Guess what this is a map of

really enjoy this new thread gimmick

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w2c punk gf who shouts into her telephone

love my dog lads but he has 5 years left tops

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glad we tried it for three or four minutes at least

might buy a big bottle of JD with my studentbux while they have the offer on

Mate has got the worst breath ever. I don't know if he's got that shit that makes your breath smell or what but it fucking STINKS 24/7 but I don't say anything and won't unless he asks me because he's my mate.

I know he brushes his teeth so maybe its a medical condition. Poor lad always gets down when we go out and no women go near him.

That £17 Chinese took about five minutes to eat

Fuck sake

Was gonna get smashed. Bought a bottle of wine, bittke if bourbon and a bottle of vodka. But I think I'll just sleep

might as well put him down lad

Good catch lmao

My father keeps telling me that I look like a fag so I keep growing them.

>when people tried doxxing ethiopialad and were completely off

>it's le white guy there r-r-ight?...

Life goal: Appear on Peakoftheweek

fat?

>output

ah yes, daddy issues

military spending? energy?

immygrints

it's bad hygiene cut that shit

bad posts per capita

that seems the kindest option for both of us

I live in Africa. Putting on deodorant makes me Mr. Clean

He probably has a fissured tongue

need a reason to try lads

what are some good bodyweight exercises

cba with gym

How much Donald trump has mentioned them

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Dips and chinups (underhand grip)

>fantastic beasts and where to find them

i'm 20 minutes in and is this literally just harry potter in yankistan? absolutely dire

Love it when you've got a girl who likes you but is playing hard to get so you start to ignore her and treat her like shit and she starts wondering what she has done wrong and doubting herself.

Fucking LOVE IT.

Do it all the time and its weird as fuck because it makes them want you even more. Women are so weird.

cant be because drumpf has been extra whiny about canada lately

can't be
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i don't have a chinup bar

doubt i'll ever understand women
they just don't have the no-nonsense gene

Rowling needs more unused bedrooms la, cut her some slack.

>Love it when you've got a girl who likes you but is playing hard to get so you start to ignore her and treat her like shit and she starts wondering what she has done wrong and doubting herself.

>Fucking LOVE IT.

>Do it all the time and its weird as fuck because it makes them want you even more. Women are so weird.

yeah I've done this and overplayed it though

the office

Scaffolding will do.

recc some western films lads

Genuinely thinking about killing myself yet again lads haha

Also browse this 'dit, that was a pretty uninteresting post though.

your mother will do

Don't fedora me you cunt.

Just because you're a beta little fanny doesn't mean I am

>that cuck chair

howling

>alt-right trolls are all cowardly fatasses hiding behind their keyboard
>oh you said something in real-life
>*arrests you for hate speech*

Explain this one then lads

Have a wank

Might watch the ol' question time for riveting political discussion lads

don't lad
i thought about it last year and it subsided eventually

>pretty uninteresting
how? he literally had his season ticket randomly confiscated

lmao nice reference hehe

think much bumming happened between the soldiers during the world wars?

bone tomahawk
tombstone

This. Good things just happen sometimes.

>Don't fedora me you cunt.

limitless

anyone can say what they want as long as it doesn't harm another.

What's up la

Just general melancholy?

Don't reply if it's normie shite like your gf left you or something

the leg space is obviously the point of the picture

belfast?

cackling at the boots

yeh

unless there were brothels near

time is so cruel

Hell or High Water
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

alri cuckchairlad

Quite often on the old 'cebook someone will start a conversation with me and after about 5 messages, I'll ask them a question to continue the conversation and they 'see' it but don't reply. Is it possible there's some bug in the system and they did actually reply but it just didn't get sent through to me? Or are people just shit at replying these days? Has happened surprisingly often desu, and it can't just be the fact that they don't like me and don't want to reply, because they always start the conversations.

I would enjoy watching the Antifa crowd and their far right counterparts have the shit beat out of them by equivalent political hooligans from the 1930s

>tripfag (You)s

Do these even count?

Might pay janny off to delete every /brit/ thread on sight, all of our lives would improve dramatically if we cast off the shackles of /brit/

>Genuinely thinking about killing myself yet again lads haha

didnt like the 2nd one

thought it was convoluted, messy and self-indulgent.

FOY

Bet you feel stupid now you slugs

You /delusionsofgrandeur/ here

Literally imagine myself as a great leader of men like Alexander or Caesar daily, when in reality I'm a chubby, slightly intelligent, social retard.

no

It's all about the visuals and Casey Affleck's performance

not him but aspie problems are never worthwhile

>I can't talk to girls
>mummy making me get a job
>mummy banning me from internet
>wah wah no friends
>edgy internet atheist whinging

at least normie problems are real

for fuck's sake

Yeah and then she thinks you're playing hard to get so she starts to ignore you

So then you're both ignoring eachother, and then you become distant, and then you rarely interact thereafter


Solution: Be good looking in the first place so that you don't have to play games

They didn't used to fight each other though, they used to shoot at each other and assassinate leaders.

Got so bad they had a whole war in Spain lmao

>'dit

fuck off

probably when it got really dire in berlin right at the end
reckon hitler fucked a few young soldiers since his missus was prob too petrified to move

>he's a rebbit regular
haha yeah joke's on me alright

Imagine being Gandy...

alri raskolnikov

>don't moisturise your hands you fanny
>they will toughen up on their own

Nah mate, my hands just get dry as fuck and start to crack and bleed. Don't start on the black stuff, its ink and is worked into the dry skin and has to work its way out on its own.

Difference is aspie problems are relatable to most people here, whereas normie problems aren't

so FONT

really? pretty sure most people here are at least semi-normie

just arrived from britfeel did you?

fuck off

love women's feet

lets fuck on

I'm good looking and get tons of attention from women. Problem is that I try to fuck a lot of girls with boyfriends so this is why they play hard to get.

They don't become distant. If you give a woman too much attention she will thrive off it and know she's in control. You have to let her know you're in control.

Related way too much to him ngl

Took me half way through the book before I realised he was supposed to be mental.

Millimeters of bone lad

same but only if the women are cute and the feet are small and cute