You're hired to make a movie about the early Bolsheviks leading up to the revolution. How do you do it? Who do you cast?

You're hired to make a movie about the early Bolsheviks leading up to the revolution. How do you do it? Who do you cast?

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Shia Lebouf for Stalin
Dicaprio for Lenin
Andrew Garfield as Trotsky
Peter Sarsgaard as Kamenev

Leo as Lenin or nah?

I'd like to see that movie.

Just the OST alone would be kino.

imagine this as the opening
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So much potential with all that red army choir music

jon berthal would make a fucking badass yung stalin

>Paint the Bolsheviks as maniacally evil
>Put "based on a true story" as the secondary title
>paint the Tsar as a tragedy of being in the wrong place at the wrong time
>Paint Germany as sympathetic in WW1
Just cause as much butthurt as possible

>Paint the Bolsheviks as maniacally evil

Soo, basically don't change the popular American narrative at all?

>Sooo basically tell the truth?
Yes

Fuck those cryptokikes, make one about mai waifu.

Would've said zayn but they're both good choices tbqh

Spoderman as Trotsky

>LEMME AX YOU SUMTHIN LEON

I was thinking Radcliffe as le icepick man but I could see that

Paul Verhoeven direct it.

In this case the Amurrcans are right

FUND IT!

Nah Young Stalin was handsome and youthful as fuck this guy would be a good Stalin in his 30s

To be fair, there really are no good guys in the past 500 years of Russian politics. It's all been the same pattern of autocrats and purges under different names.

Exceptional taste.

Ben Schwartz

iirc Leo was actually trying to make this happen

>tfw even after both wars she was still a pureblood 10 and spent her time rebuilding historical places with her money and helping people

Truly the greatest wayfoo.

Looks like Saoirse Ronan

Anastasia lewds.

make it a musical

I'd watch that. She's a good enough actress to do it justice too. Good eye user.

Yeah she is too bad she didn't stay 13 for a few years ;___:

Mel Gibson as Trotsky.
Guy who played the retarded douche in Fury/ Shane on the walking dead as Stalin.
Paul Dano as one of Stalins underlings.
Edward Norton as Lenin.

If only they could have Boyhood'd it and had her play her through the years. Talk about Oscar cleanup.

Oh well, at least Idris Elba can play her now lel.

>Edward Norton as Lenin.

what the fuck lol

This is the reason you'll never be a director.

You don't cast someone simply because they look the part, but for their acting ability.

Edward Norton would be a great Lenin.

Cast a bunch of WASPy actors, Hollywood will never fund it if the entire cast consists of ratfaced Jews

No I get that. Eisenberg was a great Zuckerberg and there's no resemblance there. I just don't see how Norton could channel Lenin at all. Please explain

tell the story of lenin's nihilist bro as well

It's could start off with his execution and it radicalizing little lenin

nah, Oscar Isaac as Lenin

YES

I think well done movies from the point of view of other political groups from that general anarchist/communist area of politics would be cool.

To be fair "good guys" don't go into politics

nice


fuck, how did you have such a memory of faces?

You know who'd make a great Lenin? For real?

Kurt Russel

Tell me this isn't closer, and remind yourself they were both secret kikes and Ben is a great dramatic actor when he has the chance. Come the fuck on.

>young sean connery will never play Lenin

Tis a sad thing, really

Morph of their faces while they are both facing the same way btw.

not bad of a choice, but Garfield has the little scowl where the upper lip approaches the nose.


good one too

>My, wot a shplendid exposishion of worker dishipline

That's scary close. Reptilian cloning is real.

Way too old

then make him Stalin, having fled to Argentina where he bumps onto Hitler

classic Paul Dano material

Russian here. Look at this cast. Striking similarity.

And they have a gay romance, hated by Goebbels, who shoots them both in a hotel room so he can continue the genetics program and make Argentina truly white.

OCTOBER 28TH, 2019... HE WILL REMIND THEM! Starring Chris Pratt as the blackest man in Argentina.

you reactionary scum, we 're coming for you

G U L A G

Come to your social degradation ineducable faggots.

have you had a conversation with anyone under 25 recently?

is it a comedy?

>ineducable

>this is your education on capitalism

yeah they're all liberals who think the ussr was some kind of totalitarian young adult novel. You included I'm sure

Go away liberaha

Well done, well done, you actually lead the country from this...

...to this

No Russia has always been uneducated and stupid

Such a movie would be full of propaganda bullshit
>muh 60 gorrillion

You don't get a point.

I thought that was a picture of CIA for a moment.

SBC as Stalin. He already played a dictator so he has the experience.

Rise of Evil 2 electric boogaloo