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Celeb th-thread: a-alphas only p-please, wh-wheel barrel p-pushing betas u-use th-the b-backyard shithouse...

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Taylor Swift vs Selena Gomez

Who is better looking to you?

Tay Tay is bae

Taylor Swift. Sel is damn cute but I prefer white blondes. I'm hispanic, so maybe opposites attract, or whatever? Who knows..?

Is your waifu THIS cute?

Even better

I'd do anything for Lady Gaga...

Pretty cute I guess.

No hostility?

TFW she'll never take my balls...

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I liek G, Elle is just my waifu. U know how it is.

>tfw no user to hang out with and attempt to stroke to celebs whilst having empty ballsacks

I'm white and I prefer Hispanic girls

das ghey

anyone got those webms of katy perry doing yoga? specifically the bouncy one when shes on her hands and the one where you can see like a third of a nipple

M-My m-mistress Victoria J-Justice i-is a-a very b-beautiful w-woman and I-I'm a-a very l-lucky m-man t-to p-possess h-h-h-her... I-I know I-I'm i-i-in very b-big trouble n-now th-that V-Vic h-has h-her heart m-more and m-more s-set o-on m-me... I-I expect th-things t-to g-get w-worse f-for m-me w-with e-every m-man b-becoming m-my enemy and secretly w-wanting t-to break m-my b-back, l-leaving m-me t-to agonize i-in th-the w-woods, l-leaving V-Vic h-heart broken...

Dubs!
Lewd... I like the sound of that...

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A-Alpha h-h-hhhhhh here here he... user, whwhere are the p-p-p-penet-t-t-tration pics?

Sh-sh-sh-shurely some of these-ese-ese little sexpots have-ve-ve taken advantage of their f-f-f-f-fulltime bodyguard staff and had a g-g-g-g-ganngbang???

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I laughed when you got BTFO while gorespamming, faggot.

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Reminder that white women are the best looking of all the races by far

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this isn't one i was talking about but saved it thank you and im pretty sure its from the same set

Dubs!

Kik?

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not the nipple one though i think shes in a white top in that one

All the way

She don't get enough love in here.

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Why th-they w-would w-want t-to do this t-to p-poor i-innocent Vic I-I w-will n-never know... S-She deserves a-a better f-fate than s-seeing h-her l-love-lost s-suffer...

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Would any anons like assistance cumming?

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What do you have to offer?

My fucking god. I pray we get to see that backside in the upcoming Fappening.

that's awesome, thank you

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I do!

I'd love that!

i'm looking for a higher res version of this, will delete after i image search if i find one

I can offer helping someone cum with a celeb of their choice!

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Selena

Stop stuttering in text you stupid fag

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Hmmm. Do you have any Chloe?

o fuck
stuttering user isn't stuttering
stuttering user is max headroom

mind
utterly
blown

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I'm very tempted to help you user...

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U-U-uh o-o-oh, h-here i-it c-comes... W-Will th-th-that b-be th-this, n-next, l-last week or thirty y-years f-f-from now g-good s-s-sir... I-I w-want you, y-you, y-you and o-only y-you... O-O' y-you p-poor d-devil; I-I g-got it... P-Please d-don't h-hurt m-me o-or m-my m-mistress; l-let u-us l-live a-alone i-in p-peace... S-She c-chooses m-me...

Help me!

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you've probably already got this one but for your efforts

Not forgotten you faggot.

thebarchive.com/b/thread/723636552/#q723639025

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I didn't
Thanks

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Mmm, you sound desperate.

No chloe? Pls user. :(

Mm yeah I'm diamonds hnng

New Chloe!

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no problem, i recently redid my whole porn folder though and all i got is that which i found hours ago on /gif/ and others that are over 2mb

Mmmm. Yesss.

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Where's Ariboy?

What dose Victoria's butthole taste lie?

poop

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cookie farts

Yeah the 2mb limit sucks ass

nigger dick

She only fucks whites

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Rose petals

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Good, she loves hard cocks.
How long have you been hard for Gaga?

oh man, i never had that in webm just a screenshot nice

make one yet?

Mmm 1992

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Is this the best picture of VJ's VJ out there?

And how many loads have you blown for her in that time?

2

i'm enjoying these but are you teasing me by not posting the one remaining one i asked for?

My one and true goddess

Only 2? My, what a low count! Someone of Gaga's stature is deserving of far more. Looks like this next one will just need to be extra big to make it up...

katy gets me rock hard instantly

shes a cutie then isnt she

Mm ya hnng diamonds

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This?
If there's a webm I don't have it

You better be stroking then...