One shot at life

>one shot at life
>born in Shitaly

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Italy is a beautiful country full of natural beauty, historical sites and beautiful cheerful people. You are very fortunate, it could have been way worse

>one shot at life
>born in Shartland
>get shot
>die
>resurrect
>one shot at life
>born in Shartland again
>get penis mutilated as a baby
>die from infection
>resurrect
>one shot at life
>born in Shartland a third time
>shart myself so hard from diarrhea
>die
>resurrect
>one shot at life
>born in Shartland
>kill myself
>ask whoever created the universe to put me somewhere else
>it doesn't grant your wish
>you're still born in Shartland each time
H-haha... :^)

>Italy is a beautiful country full of natural beauty, historical sites
That's nice and all, but living next to some Roman ruins isn't going to give me a job or a nation that doesn't suck mad cock
>beautiful cheerful people
You mean loud retarded Arab mutts

>t. Congolese diaspora
>implying Congolese know how to use computer

I adore Italy

t. muh heritage faggot that lives abroad
If you like Shitaly so much you are welcome to immigrate here any time, just ask your consulate

Again, you are welcome to immigrate here and see how living in this hellhole is

Where in the country are you?
You'll laugh but I'm too poor to live there

>one shot at life
>born in *******

I sincerely doubt that, everyone here in my town is just a welfare leech or a farmer, a small apartment is like 250 euros a month. I'm in the North, but not a rich part, in the South stuff is probably even cheaper

Why need job when you got nice beaches and beautifel landscapes?

Just... Let go and live

This post made me forget the pain of being born in pooland for a moment

>can't even say G*rmany without asterisks because nationalism is forbidden in his cuntry
You poor creature, I wish I could hug you but you're in a quagmire thousands of miles away from me.

>dude don't eat lmao, just stay at the beach
I don't even live near a beach you mongo

>one shot at life
>poor parents

>one shot at life
>born in Mexico

That's why I came here :^)

>1 shot
>born in bestonia

Then go South, live near the beach and eat southern fruits.

I just want to move to murica, but I'm too poor

>one shot at life
>born a slav
>acquire slav genetics
>can't even shoot myself because noguns
Niggers of Europe

>migrate to US
>suddenly youre American

Problem solved

Protip: Italy is not some tropical paradise, during winter it snows even in fucking Sicily

youtube.com/watch?v=sWob6QZEIZg

>polish
>slav gene
choose one

>tfw born in Sardinia

Just fucking kill me

>one shot in life
>born in norgay
help the mountains are everywhere

This, if God actually exists he has forsaken us with a curse

Aren't you rich? Just move somewhere else

>tfw not born in California or Hawaii or some other rich & sunny paradise

A-a-at least I'm not a nigger
Nor a russian

wanna trade identity?

>not a nigger
>Nor a russian
you're both from a civilized country's point of view tbqfwyf

But I have triple digit IQ and no krokodil addiction so I could learn to pretend to be white.

thanks for that germany

O SAY CAN YOU SHART
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY MART

>one shot at life
>born in France

basically won the lottery

>one shot at life
>actually it's a couple
>ded

such is life here

You could have been born in this shithole.

Who the fuck dies from circumcision?

We love Italy. You can move here anytime :)

We all die a bit on the inside from circumcision.

Italy is beautiful and comfy