New Flip president to offer Agriculture Department to rebels

FUCK FUCK FUCK HE DID IT OH MY GOD

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>offers Secretariat positions on government agencies
>is a rebel

This is it goys, its the end of the Philippine Republic. ffs why do these flips vote for a literal communist????

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Why should I care about this?

I though china was already communist

Because your country is a shithole, nothing was lost.

You guys are being really mean.

other than strategic ties, nope, nothing at all. Brace yourselves for diaspora tho

Maoism best ism.

It was a legitimate question; I want to know how this affects me. I mean, sorry if it's bad for OP, but I don't know enough about that part of the worlds politics to recognize if something is bad or not.

Think the jury's still out on this new flip president

he's kill-em-all tough on crime with literal deathsquads wiping out criminal networks, but that's a stone's throw away from becoming your own criminal network and murdering anyone who stands against you.

lol its socialism time

Holy fuck, we gave you your country back and all you can do is fuck it up and when you think you cant fuck things up anymore you fuck it up somewhere. Holy shit get your heads out of your asses. This is like when that Chinese man was telling that African how it is since the Europeans left. Get your shit together man.

Also

>Popular with the locals due to his successful zero tolerance policies against criminals, he earned the nickname "The Punisher". Vigilante groups tied to Duterte are thought to be responsible for the execution of drug traffickers, criminals, gang members and other lawless elements. Over a period of 20 years, he turned Davao City from the "murder capital of The Philippines" to what tourism organisations now describe as "the most peaceful city in southeast Asia," and what numbeo.com ranks as the world's fourth safest place

Based

Surrender your pretty women and we'll come and liberate you. Maybe.

Looks like we're being lubed for the Chinese takeover.

He wants to give up Scarborough too.

Mate you don't want more flips all over the world, do you?

Did anyone know this guy was a commie before they voted for him or is this a sudden surprise? The only thing I ever heard about him was his hard-line stance on crime and how he fucks lots of bitches, as if that's unusual in the Philippines.

We already have so many pinoys here in los angeles that we have a bunch of fucking Jollibees, with that weird ass spagheti and fried chicken stuff.

How the hell could we get MORE?

People already know that he graduated on a university filled with leftists, anti-americans and communists. They still dont believe on his suspicious ties with rebel groups. Now we got shit like this ffs. Even the Church warned us already that this guy might flip but oh well, monkeys digest secularism a lot for their own benefit.

>Brace yourselves for diaspora tho
Oh boy, is it time for even MORE whining of expatriate flip males getting 'their' women stolen by whites?

No other Asian group bawls that much about that.
>Why should I care about this?
Mostly because in conjunction with Trump most likely peacing out of Korea and Japan as soon as they stop coughing up the cash the entire region could soon become a China-controlled hellhole, which could create quite a bit of a ripple effect.

>implying we will have any room. kebabs are given priority over every one thanks to liberal faggotry. then mexicans. our legal immigration system is almost shut down at this point

unless you got a boat that can make it here your shit out of luck because we send people back if they come by plane and stay to long

>not liking sweet spaghetti

>this guy might flip

Good one

We knew he had ties with the New People's Army communists.

Honestly, I don't see him going Chairman Mao on our asses. I'll stay positive for now.

>Philippines becomes more of an unstable shithole
>pisses off China over those islands
OR
>Lets China move in
WW3 is going to start in the Pacific

Shit I gotta relocate my money to some place else.

Thank God I am leaving this shithole next month.

Have fun with the literal communist you arseholes.

I'm going to sell all my properties before shit hits the fan.

Kek. Now Comrade Commissar won't fucking distribute my wealth to the unearned.

MAN IS ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS OWN BROW.


IT'S FUCKING 1923 ALL OVER AGAIN

Oh boy. I'm ready for incoming civil war.

>A spic country attempts communism
Oh boy. Place your bets.

>all bets are off

>>A spic country attempts communism
I doubt it.
As far as I can tell, few people like China here.
The USA is also our biggest investor, so a communist takeover will be met with a lot of resistance.

>maoism
most autistic communism ever

but.... you know that far left groups here are the loudest to babble right? But when things continue like this, the far right will rise thank god

Oh shit, really? I thought this guy was a based Fascist, not just a Commie.

>le pinoy Trump

Fuck off you commies. Drown together with your comrades Marx, Engels, and Lenin in hell.

I'd literally rather the Philippines be taken over by Muslims than C*mmnunists.

Based.

>I'd rather let muslims to take over

Still, death will await. There are no choices but to establish a right party to combat all these imbeciles

>I'd literally rather the Philippines be taken over by Muslims than C*mmnunists

What if it's both at the same time?

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They're just loud. That's really all they can do.
Communism doesn't have traction for now.
I really don't think the grorious revorution will be happening for the next thirty or so years.

wow can't wait for more seabeaners. it's not like we don't have enough of you cunts in chinkcouver.

How does him getting elected benefit China?

Fuck this shithole. Good luck. I'm selling all my property and relocating all my money to Hong Kong or Singapore or some other place.

last thing I want is Comrade Commisars and Comrade President Duterte stealing my wealth.

This country can go to shit if it becomes commieland.

We're also the biggest USA cocksucker, at a whopping 92% favorability in 2015 according to Pew Research.

If the commies are taking over, we sure as hell aren't ready for it.

He wants to give up some disputed islands to China.

That's what happens when you elect a retarded populist with no idea how the economy works.

He's not Trillanes you dope. If any, Trillanes should be the one blamed here and be punished for treason

>implying Duterte won't be impeached or the military stages a coup backed by folks from Langley, Virginia

>muh punisher

We are full, fuck off.

You want to be a maid in HK???

Second worst thing since handing territory to mudslimes

Kill yourselves

isnt this guy based ?
i heard he was putting back dead penalty , shoot on sight criminals if they resist arrest Policy ect

I'm a wealthy factory owner. The last thing I want is my business being stolen by the state.

Ala 1923 Russia.


Thank God I'm Half British and have British citizenship. I don't want to live in Commieland.

The horror stories from the Soviet Union gives me chills already I don't want to relive those stories in the Philippine Communist Union.

where are the death sqauds flips

No. Trust me you don't.

>The Trump of the Philipines
Yea right

Pinoys are mixed mutts, diversity is literally in our blood and since we're dirt poor no one wants to move here so the chances of immigrants displacing the local population is close to zero.

There is no such thing as a "pure" Filipino.

Meanwhile in the Soviet Union you literally have to line up just to get some bread.

Christ I'd rather be arsed fucked by a Muzrat than starve to death just so some sicko fucks can torture others with his retarded commie fantasy.

Are you secretly a Moro, user?

No but I prefer the lesser evil.

Communism is evil incarnate.

t. Mohammed "Eid Kabalu" Misuari

Nope not only anti white, its anti majority

t. Sasha "Marx, Engels, Lenin, Trotsky, und Mao" Bolshakov.

>No.74150988

Because Duterte is a Trump figure here. Not PC.
But I hate him. Fucking commie

I voted the Iron Lady

Let's see if this tidbit blows anybody's mind:

Filipino commies consider Liberalism cancer

Dude wtf. #removeKebab

TRILLANES MUST HANG FO TREASON!

>Iron Lady
>won't even finish her term
>needs a wheelchair

You were born too late, should have won in 1992 if not for FVR cheating.

Yes he is. Muzzrat lover

The Flips are yellow niggers. So I don't care what a bunch of monkeys do in their own country since well... yellow niggers are not people let alone human.

No. Filipino commies consider Liberalism the in thing, the proper lifestyle choice.

Fuck off.

C*mmunism is literal hell.

The last thing I want is my money taken away from me.

Fucking proletariat scum.

Has he gone full punisher yet as he promissed?
All the philipinos here told me he was based as fuck

I agree communism is slavery pretending to be utopia lol

Fuck off pleb

Don't come here.

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Not yet
He based, but he commie. So ew

How does this affect the Philippine Stock Market?

How will this affect SM malls, Jollibee, and Globe telecom, for example?

Also, what does DAR, DENR, DOLE, and DSWD all have in common? They all directly affect the lives of poor people. He was serious when he said he wants to get rid of the ruling class and oligarchs and improve the lives of the poor class.

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Kek. You can enjoy c*mmunism here with your new comrade president.

Don't forget to comply or else Comrade Commissar Andreas will shoot you and your family!

I got a plane to catch.

Moving to Africa!

>Altrightpinay

kek. Fucking liar.

He already promise to impose more stricter rules for dealing with tardiness, liquor ban, no smoking and drinking in public ordinances, and so on.

Relocate yo money to safe space

Yo money, yo rules

>Relocate yo money to safe space
how about "sabong"?

It's so fucking fucked. Don't understand why Filipinos need a president to be not tardy, not smoke, drink in public ass places

Oh right, Time and other news journals praised this guy. They also praised Nelson Mandela for eradicating white ppl in South Africa. Coincidence?

He will fuck the economy for good.

All the oligarch chinks will relocate to China.

We will trade one set of oligarchs for another


I'm going to denounce my Filipino citizenship that way Comrade El Presidente won't ever touch my money.

Cause you are going there in 2017 to liberate it from the commies

media here was calling him facist instead he's a commie?

Can the kind Flips ITC redpill me on Trillianes? My Flip maid says he needs to be hanged. Maid also thinks that Duterte will be great, but the only other Flip I know (colleague) supports Roxas because Duterte is "A Muslim Communist". Why is this so?

Also, Putang ina ka.

Sabong is where drug junkies meet with dealers. Too risky,

was a military general who staged a dozen of coups. And now, he sold the Spratlys to China

>Impeaching a guy you elected because he has death squads

I uh
Don't think you guys thought this one through

The coup might happen though, we'll be on our way.

I'm going to serve my lord God Emperor Trump. Ain't no DuDirty gon touch my money

he's the kind of socialists we had in Europe until the first half of the 20th century

Nigga mainstream media people are out-of-touch cucks.

Duterte is a filthy commie.

HE HAS PUT FOUR FUCKING COMMIES IN THE CABINET. FOUR FUCKING COMMIES ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

He literally said Socialism is a good thing.

Are you fucking autistic or what?

I doubt you're even a woman.

Isn't Pinay the feminine form of Pinoy? Stop messing around, user. There are no women on Sup Forums.

fucking edgy teens. Functioning 3rd world countries are in our best interest, or else the west gets flooded with them.

92 millions of them you little shits. we already have a large number migrating to europe.

>communist

>First, he'll force conservative republican to respect gays and transexuals
>Then, enact socialism and welfare
>Will say he's a Feminist
>Sign random trade deals and treaties with other countries
>Accept thousands of refugees
>Bankrupt your country

Welcome to hell.

Prolly.
But Donald Trump gonna let me keep more of my money if I come in legally.
Duterte's tax break doesn't apply to my money.
And even if he makes tax reform those four commie cabinet members are gonna steal my money anyway.

He did? What about Scarborough Shoal and the rest of the disputed territories? Is this an actual, substanciated claim or some meme Duterte trumpeted?

Same thing with the allegations that some Flip companies are selling gravel and sand to the Chinese navy. Memes or fact?

What?


Kek. must be true because most if not all Mining companies here are Chinese owned.

Duterte gonna implement a Trudeau style cabinet too. eww.