Detroit Red Wings at Washington Capitals

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LETS DO THIS


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Red Wings projected lineup

Gustav Nyquist -- Henrik Zetterberg -- Anthony Mantha

Andreas Athanasiou -- Darren Helm -- Thomas Vanek

Tomas Tatar -- Riley Sheahan -- Dylan Larkin

Justin Abdelkader -- Luke Glendening -- Tomas Jurco

Danny DeKeyser -- Mike Green

Nick Jensen -- Jonathan Ericsson

Brendan Smith -- Ryan Sproul

Petr Mrazek

Jared Coreau

Scratched: Steve Ott, Xavier Ouellet, Alexey Marchenko

Injured: Tyler Bertuzzi (ankle), Jimmy Howard (knee), Frans Nielsen (shoulder), Niklas Kronwall (lower body)
Capitals projected lineup

Alex Ovechkin -- Nicklas Backstrom -- T.J. Oshie

Marcus Johansson -- Evgeny Kuznetsov -- Justin Williams

Brett Connolly -- Lars Eller -- Andre Burakovsky

Daniel Winnik -- Jay Beagle -- Tom Wilson

Karl Alzner -- John Carlson

Dmitry Orlov -- Matt Niskanen

Brooks Orpik -- Nate Schmidt

Braden Holtby

Philipp Grubauer

Scratched: Taylor Chorney, Zach Sanford

Injured: None
Status report

Sanford was recalled from Hershey of the American Hockey League on Wednesday.

I think it's going to be ugly Caps are on a roll right now and Mrazek hasn't been good this season.

6-1 for the Caps, with 6 different goal scorers.

I think the wings can hold them off, but if they do, they wont score themselves

catch 22

why are they sucking that muslim lady's dick?

>mfw if the Caps score and get 5 goals there's half off Papa Johns
>mfw I'll be snacking on that crispy pan pizza tomorrow as I lounge at home

HOCKEY IS FOR EVERYONE user

>mfw green hatty and free curley fries
>wont even get them because arbys a shit

the chicken sandwiches are pretty good desu

how the fuck does howard get injured during an AHL game?

SCAAAAAAAR

SCAAAAAAAAAAR

MOJOOOOOOO

>literally 2 guys not in our zone defending

Well, this is going to get ugly.

goddamn Kuzy is on fire

Wow....this is pathetic

>it's a detroit loses all their confidence episode
Can't wait until the draft!

>literally can't bring the puck in
>literally stands next to it
>fends off 3 limp wristed attempts at stealing the puck

the crowd is dead

was that for holding or for a high stick?

Ive never seen the wings come out swinging so hard and then go straight to gliding around the rink chasing the puck

WOAH DOUBLE A

skating circles around ovi

HAHAHA

'SMAH BUOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY

lmao Bäckström whatta goon

future hall of famer

you aint lying

WE ARE ON CURLY FRY ALERT

I WANT MY MOTHERFUCKING FRY ARBYS

WOOHOO

ANDREA, GAMA TOUS

AA HATRICK TONIGHT

TRIPLE A

Greece has done one good thing in it's entire history

SCAAAAAAAR

what about the yogurt

>not having also a greek on net

wongs, it's like you want to lose

>getting scored on by a limping player

that's bulgarian actually

I want curly fries

thats sad

they're not even good

it should be free crazy bread desu

why?

WE GOT US A GAME BOYS

>2-2 after one

GONNA BE A SHOOTOUT

well thats like your food gift to the world, or so i thought

greek yogurt and gyros
next your gonna tell me gyros are romanian or something

>gift to the world

even if I was a guy who would feel proud about heritage, food would be the last thing I 'd mention. Gyros and the boiling coffee thing are turkish.

SCAAAAAR

DDK was a mistake

Holtby is one of the best goalies in hockey

>Larkin: 71
>Athanassiou: 72

it's like scultpure with words and numbers

Mantha is horrid on defense

wasn't that crosschecking just now?

all wings rookies are bad on D
watch that first caps goal again
all double A's fault

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