What's the shittiest thing you guys have ever done? for me it was probably this

what's the shittiest thing you guys have ever done? for me it was probably this

>be 7 or 8 years old
>get done with school for the day
>i walk home everyday because it's a five minute walk to my house
>before i leave the school i notice the principal and some other important people of the school looking across the street
>some dog is outside barking at everyone but not anything more
>they tell me to be careful, as i pass that house on my way home
>go home with no issues, just a couple barks
>an hour later or something my mom asks me if the dog gave me trouble or anything
>At that age i tended to make up a lot of shit so i decided to make up a story that'd make me sound total badass
>"yeah he chased me down the road a bit and was snapping his jaws, almost got me too."
>MOM DOESN'T EVEN QUESTION MY BULLSHIT STORY
>next time i go home from school i notice the dogs not out there
>ask mom about it
>find out he got put down because of my bullshit story
>never tell anyone the real story

This shit haunts me everytime i think about it. i feel shitty every time i remember :(

Your mother

I hope you were bullied.

In Los Angeles in the early 90s I sold 900 numbers. They were allegedly an investment opportunity and people would fork over several thousand dollars to own one with a turnkey program attached. No one ever made any money and be lied blatantly to people in order to rob them blind. One lady from Kentucky was named Shelly Hessling. She was a bona fide country bumpkin who had saved a couple of grand over 14 years working as a waitress. She hardly hesitated at all to give it all to me. Taking that woman's hard earned money and leaving her without her savings haunts me to this day.

I was at a pub, and there was some blond guy just sitting there eating his shitty pub food. I smashed that smug blond cunt's head into his plate of food and laughed at him with my buddies. He just sat there and took it like the little blond bitch he was. Hahaha

not really just not well liked :(

>Last March
>High School Debate Trip in Las Vegas
> Sitting in bus w/ friend from a nearby school
>We both can't stand the Jewish girl behind us
>He starts to tell a joke
>"Hey user, What do you recall a Retarded Jew?"
>Answer with her name
>The Girl pitches a fit in her room
>"user HATES ME BECAUSE I'M A JEW"
I couldn't give a shit about her honestly, she's a cunt, this part is what I'm ashamed of
>My Debate Coach asks outside my hotel room later
>I deny knowing anything about it
>This woman created the "Rookie of the Year Award" for me
>She's been nothing but nice to me
>I keep up the lie until next Monday
>I get called to the principal's office
>After some more denial, I admit I said it
>My coach came down, pissed off
>I couldn't go to our Districts tournament in Reno
>Bunch of teammates hate my guts
My punishment was not going to Districts and having to write an apology to the Jew (Past experience has taught me to fake apologies). I wrote one to my coach, she was nice enough to forgive me and let me back on the debate team for senior year.

I call bullshit and I bet the real story was you got your ass beat by a little blonde bitch because you're a pussy irl

>not getting an obvious jojo reference
XD oraoraora za warudo!!!

I'm a brony and a nazi but a weeb I am not

...

I focused on having a better body instead of having sex when I might have had the chance.

I set up 2 of my best friends, they dated for 6 months, then I cheated on my girlfriend with my best friend's girlfriend. Then I convinced her to break up with him so we could be together. Then I never broke up with my girlfriend.

lolz top kek. cant even here. you bro are clear. dat aint shit.

Literally the most obscure obligatory JoJo reference I have ever seen and I watch Jojo on the reg. Clearly you are more autistic than even I.

...

> On debate team
> Can't even keep a lie going

Kek

Have fun at ASU now faggot. You killed any chance of you getting into an ivy league University

did he freeze time?

The shitty fleabag deserves that for barking uncontrollably.

I'm ashamed of myself too

I never had a chance

i have blackmailed up to 20+ girls, they all had it coming. pretty much made their days shit. then i don't message them for weeks and months and come back when they least expect it to make their days shit again.

Wifes sister was staying with us while in school. I came in her toothbrush and shampoo on a regular basis. She eventually starts flirting with me and wanting to get drunk with me a lot. One night we were both drunk, wife asleep because she doesnt drink, just tokes. I tell her sis im gonna go run the trash out and smoke a cig. She jumps up and comes with. Grabs my hand on way back. Playfully atart pushing her away. That leads to tickling, that leads to smashing our lips together in a drunken mess. We walk to this hilly area behind houses and i took her virginity. She was begging me to. Next day it was like nothing happened. She got into a fight with my wife a few weeks later and moves back in with her mom. But she never told anyone.

>be me
>schizoaffective bipolar
>left wife and kid for love
>love left me
>miss my kid
>in January I had a psychotic break and it ruined me
>can't even work
>just smoke weed secretly at my grandmas house
>total broke ass loser

I hate myself.

I have herpes and rarely tell the women I fuck. My gf in college did know, but I had sex with her once when I had an outbreak because I didn't want her to know that the outbreaks were ad common as they were. She got it.

>be me (8 at the time)
>i had this crazy friend who is a total white trash from white trash family
>we had a thing for abusing cats
>when we hung out and reached a street where cats lived, we liked to abuse them
>mostly throwing stones and trying to hit them with sticks
>one time, we reached a place with a mommy cat and her kittens
>i managed to catch one of them with my hand by it's bottom part
>the friend looked at me and i didn't know what to do with the kitten
>eventually smacked him on the ground
>got hit on it's face and bled badly
>run away from me into cover and just stayed there for hours
>mommy cat tries to reach it in it's tiny cover and mews it in it's hiding
>doesn't come out
>that shitty friend tells some kids at school and they judged me, but the story didn't spread
>some kid tells us that kitten died, although i never trusted him on that one

Yeah, I was a shitty kid. It was the last time I abused cats.

I don't know

>be me, 12
>chillin after school
>little sister just came home from elementary school
>she was scared by a garter snake
>'have no fear sis, your big bro is here!'
>take hatchet from garage
>take a stick
>find snake in front yard
>pin it down
>hack at the neck
>decapitated
>put in plastic bag
>threw into the trash
he was just an innocent snek bro, feel bad about it now. If I ever find a babbie snek while gardening I usually move him off to the wetlands behind my house so he doesn't get hurt while I mow the lawn or whatever

>be me 19
>have to burn a bunch of wood from a fallen willow tree
>wood has been drying for about a year at that point so the pile was nice and dry
>while moving wood I found a bunch of dry grass I wanted to use as kindling
>tear apart the clump
>was a nest for some small mammal (probably squirrels)
>3 little infants
>feel bad
>move them out of the sun and watch over them so no snakes get them, but want the parent to come back
>about 8 hours later
>starting to get dark
>infants are hardly moving
>no parents have come by
>feels bad man
>don't want them to freeze to death exposed to the elements
>don't want them to be eaten by local sneks because I destroyed their home
>put them on my chopping block
>tell them I'm sorry
>mercy kill them
>put their little corpses into the fire so they are cremated
I think I did the best I could in that situation, but still feel bad

niceeee

Honestly I think you're better for it. Sex ain't the best thing in the world

>Be Me
>this happened 30 minutes ago
>Friends tell me im too clingy
>K i'll change
>Dont change for us!
>What am I supposed to do then?
>Stop being clingy and loving
>So you want me to stop being kind?
>No, we want you to stop being clingy and loving
>What? That makes no sense im so confused
>Youll get it later. How do you not understand this? its so obvious
>okay ill just stop being clingy and loving
>BE YOURSELF
This shit has been bothering me for so long, also my friends are all female and im male. If that makes a difference? Still so confused. Anyone help me please?

Rape em all

Its weird but I could tell she was a girl I could do this to. My wife was already convinved she was a liar. She was staying with us because she made up a story about her step dad makimg her suck his dick. Once she got busted in that lie, i knew that my wife would believe me over ger any day. She says shes a lesbian now, but shes still very flirty around me. I know itll happen again. I was super weird about it last time because part of me was freaked i was gonna get caught. Next time im planning on taking my time

I've known em for 4 years. They live far away from where I do. Online friends

and why did you do that, user? lol

>Online Friends
Yeah buddy, its time to make some real friends.

Already do.

go get her and tell us the story!

>be me
>12 years old super horny
>Horny lady neighbor wants me to watch her dog
>She's married with kid but is super flirty
>Prolly a pedo
>Wants me to sleep at our house
>Goes to house when they leave
>Panties all over ground
>Diamonds
>Gets a bad idea
>Jerks off into said panties
>Insta regret
>Super paranoid
>Forget about panties
>Rush over and take said panties
>Keep them at house forever
>Neighbor comes home few days later
>I get paid 50 dollars extra
Needed to get this off my chest

Shouldve asked her to fuck

Really wished I did. Probably could have but was to oblivious to make a move.

You probably just need to not text them as much. people who i consider clingy are those who message me everyday, and who Will send more messages if i don't respond within 10 mins

I remember grabbing a street cat and throwing it down the road. It is the thing I regret the most out of anything my life.

Hhahaa, fucking faggot
They Are not your friends, they only talk to You cause they feel bad for your lonely ass, its a pitty friendship and they have had enough now

ummmm squirrels and rabbit only check on their babies 2 times a day once at dawn and once at dusk that way predators don't follow them to their nest. if you're curious if a parent has abandoned is baby then put dental floss over the the nest in a x pattern and if it's destroyed the next day then mom has visited

For once a fag actually seems correct

BEta

fuck that reminds me, my older brother told me once about these "cat killing parties". some kid in the neighborhood had so many cats and they inbred a lot and they'd always have more so to get rid of them he'd just invite people over and kill them in a dozen different ways (drowning, putting them in a bag and smacking on table, etc) every time i ask him about it now though he completely denies it

After school one day I planked called my friends grandma and said I was him and had been hit by a car and lost my leg, did the fake crying and screaming etc, she took a heart attack then and there. When she got out of hospital I pranked her again pretending to be her grandson yet again, this time I said mummy was beating the shit out of me. She took another heart attack and died not long after. Not my proudest moment.

fake

Ah, don't lose too much sleep. It's only a fucking dog, not a person.

Unfortunately not, he and I actually remained friends after it all but his family fucking hated me, I narrowly avoided getting the shit kicked out of me because of it all. I was only 14 ish and kids do stupid shit but I still feel pretty bad about it after nearly 20 years.

See, THIS is what should be regretful. Not taking out some fucking dog.

youre obviously in love with them all, and a beta virgin asshole, so i'd say just transition into a woman and you'll fit right in with them

oldfag kek

I stumbled apon my cousin while browsing mfc one day. I ended up jokingly telling my mother and she let the whole family know. I still jerk off to her vids

:(

Can you send the link?

Holy shit. I am both disgusted and morbidly fascinated.

Bet the fucker REALLY feels like shit now.

>Youll get it later. How do you not understand this? its so obvious
They're going to block your ass.

Hey that is real sad user but we have all done this sort of thing at one point or another

>Have best friend for 5 years
>Both are 13
>He is jealous of the fact i own a nintendo ds
>He buys one aswell with his dad`s card
He and i stayed over atleast over 9000 times a year, This was a full week at his place..
>Next day i had to go (srs) and he gives me his DS incase his father finds it or some shit
>Same night his father checks his bank account to see somewhere around 150 EU pulled off
>His dad and my mom bicker for an hour on the phone

Man.. After that he and i both pulled bullshit excuses out of our asses and proceed to not see each other ever again.. we switched schools that year aswell, And i barely ever bumped into him again.. about 2 years ago i saw him for the last time and his and my lifes are sorta paralel, We both talked as if it were yesterday ( oh lol it happend 9 years ago this summer btw) But we knew there wasnt anything in it

Max i miss you alot bro, You will forever have a special place in my heart..
sorta off-topic OP but im trying too tell u that because of some words ( my friend and i both making up a BS excuse) we never saw each other again.. Damn.. i really miss the guy, he was my first sexual inuendo, We both mastrubated to porn on the computer, And frequently pretend-fight with boners guaranteed.

I hope people like you will die a horrible HORRIBLE death.

Dude, that... That post was totally off-topic.

Start a feels thread for that kind of shit, IIT we discuss times we screwed other people over, not ourselves