I just found out that my penis is different from other guy's dicks. Wut do?

I just found out that my penis is different from other guy's dicks. Wut do?

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cut it off

Wait... What the fuck?

Is everyone gonna post their penis problems now? But what is that? Like when you piss does it come out of both holes?

Looks like the doctor fucked you circumcision

Which hold does pee come out of

1. Grab scissors.
2. Snip the middle part
3. ????
4. Profit.

Do you piss out of both holes
Nott that it's weird cos my dick looks like this and I piss out both

you're a hermaphrodite. congrats.

I thought this was normal yo until recently.

Kek

Take a picture that is in focus...

I use to think that I came out of one hole and peed out the other. I was wrong only one of them works. The bottom one.

get a surgeon to turn it in to a single hole? It doesn't seem that difficult to figure out

His dick is pierced

I use to not be able to pee so I got circumcised at the age of 6

I might try that out.

Only out of the bottom one.

...

Does that mean I'm gay :-/

in any case, dont even think about getting it "fixed".

religious genital mutiliaton as it is commonplace in the jewstates of merica is bad enough, but operating on the tip of a dick - no doctor can make this look better than what it currently looks like

Does wind come out of the top hole when you squish it?

No it's no you tard

whut the fuuuuuuuuuck.......

Just use some wood filler or something. It will fix it right up.

Ok

That second hole on the right of the pic doesn't even look like it goes anywhere...

Kek and no

The pink fleshy one looks like a normal hole. But, according to you, that's the one that doesn't work.

It seems like it was clogged so they did a stoma for your dick or something, which turned into your functional hole.

Are you able to hold in pee?

Yeah I can hold it in perfectly. I have no idea what a stoma is.

nothing. you're fine. some men have a tiny band of skin just inside the tip of their urethra. all it does is divide the flow of urine or semen. of all the weird penis things, this isn't even worth mentioning, let alone worrying about.

youre fine op.

It's what they do for people who can't breath out of their mouth, so they cut a hole in their throat.

It looks like what your doctor might have done here.

Ok thanks user. I didn't even know that was a thing.

Oh well I remember having stitches around the head but I don't remember ever having a stoma.

I have it too.

yeah this looks like you had no dick hole and they made one for you, possible fucked up once trying lol, sorry dude but at least youre not too badly mutilated and your dick works.

This isn't right

Seconded

It's called hypospadias. My son was born with it, and many men with mild cases never even find out they have it. My Son's pee hole was all the way on the bottom, ao we had it corrected.
Only recently since everyone is looking at dicks on the innernet are people noticing that they're different at all.
lmgtfy.com/?q=Hypospadias

glad i could help.

Do you cum out of one and pee out the other?

How so user?

i'd like to introduce you all to the thread's totally hetrosexual cock-pundit. he's not at all gay. dont worry about that. he just knows more about penis asthetics than anyone alive today. never sucked one though. just making that clear.

oh and of course his dedicated male assistant and apprentice.
continue gentlemen, if you please.

youtu.be/SnTL1L8a6YI

Huh, did it look like mine?

Oh shit nigger that looks just like mine

Wut...

Do they both work??? We should start a cult called the Two eyed Snakes. You in?

>>I just found out that my penis is different from other guy's dicks. Wut do?
Blow your trumpet

An extremely mild case of hypospadias. Nothing serious.

Some kind of malformation
But it's fine, I doubt anyone will care
If you really wanted to hide it you could get a piercing

Dude the pee anus is waaaaaaay back in your body, not in the Penis

I had a lil thingy like this the doctors cut it out

Don't do that.

Ha that dick has a hymen what a faggot!

Not OP.
have the same thing.
Bottom hole.

side note
One eyed trouser snake took me a longtime to understand.

also thought the same thing

youre not wrong but thats not whats going on in OPs picture