Its my 30th birthday, im drunk, and im alone. AMA

its my 30th birthday, im drunk, and im alone. AMA

Happy birthday bro, I'm sorry for you....
I understand...

appreciate it

no questions but happy birthday user, i spent mine here too, drunk and alone. take yourself out for your favorite food and ill take a shot for you.

i will and i cant tell you how much i appreciate that

what you drinking? I'm drinking this really good micro brew cider that tastes like sparkling apple juice. Its pretty good.

i fucking wish i had something like that. i got home too late to go to the good liquor store so i had to go to the shit one and get coors. it was that or face this shit sober.

Show ass

although i did just find an old bottle of jameson with about 2 shots left, so im about to down those

Are you a wizard?

bump for my Sup Forumsro

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Why alone?

maybe take up reading, its something that you can call an accomplishment when your all alone sitting in a room trying to forget who you are... it almost works!

Sauce?

sadly the only one i have, been searching forever for more

only at night

thank you, fregg

its a tuesday. i have a handful of friends who all work today. im alone unless you count the cat

Being alone on your 30th is a choice. If I had no one, I'd:
>go to a bar
>talk to people
>say it's my bday
>when they ask: oh, why are you alone?
>respond: gf dumped me yesterday, all the friends sided with her
>get sympathy fucks from bar sluts
Better than being drunk on Sup Forums, wallowing in your own neckbeard.

i appreciate the thoughtt, but ive gone throught the same 3 pages of the the same book 5 times tonight and i just havent absorbed any of it. probably cause im drunk, but i cant do it

fuck i missed that one. sauce wuld be amazing

That isnt that bad is it...watch a movie and jack off... Or go to see some grills...

i just got back from a strip club. i wanted my 20's to die with a bang. i had more tits in my face than ever before and my nose was in the asshole of one of the hottest girls id ever seen while my mouth sat on her pussy lips. but its all just for a short time. plus it was a dry club

see

also, i plan on jacking off to a good porn video. just looking for the right one

the t-rex looks like he's trying to give overly conservative and sage advice
> did you sterilize that? you need to use lube. this wasn't designed fro that

>has friends
>saw a bunch of tits irl tonight
Stop bitching on Sup Forums then. Go clean your room and do something productive.

Happy Birthday. I wanted to ask, what advice would you give to an 18 year old you if you could back in time?

Happy birthday user, hope it gets better for you.

i am doing somethign productive. im drinking until i forget that ive become noth9ng in 3 fucking decades

Happy birthday OP. What's your story?

i giggled

do what you want and dont let people hold you back. for example, i went to a strip club for the first time today cause none of my previous gurllfriends liked it. i had more tits in my face than ever before and i had my node deep in the hottest girls ive ever seen's asshoe while i got to kiss her pussy. its a sad thing to say, but that was amazing. even if i had to pay

thank you user. and awesome tits

story? i realized im fucking old now and ive done nothing with my life. i let social norms and other people dictate what i should do and now im a fossil and sad

ditto my friend, I spent it solo awell

That's good advice, keep doing what makes you happy. Though you're 30 now, aren't you thinking of settling down with someone before you get to a lonely part in your life?

happy b day OP, also turned 21 today

Happy birthday user, here's the good news - you're 30. You're going to start caring less, and as a consequence enjoy life more. The freedom you're about to find as a mature man is going to blow your mind.

i have, but i just thought i had time.

You're not a fossil OP. Some people die at birth; some people die when they're 110. Don't regret your choices, and don't let those regrets negatively affect how you play out your future. You've been independent for what? 12 years? You've got about 30-60 more years to do whatever the fuck you want. Make your 30's the new 20's my guy.

congrats! my next beer is in your honor

i fucking hope so

youre a gente\lean and a scholar. my second to next beer is in your honor

same to you brother, now that I can actually go get one

30 isn't that bad, maybe for this site cause it's filled with underage b&s but you've still got time to turn shit around if you want to. im only 22 but have alot of friends your age and hate it but i tell them it aint that bad. my dads 62 and with girls less than half his age, living life. live large my friend.

Happy Birthday man. I turn 30 on the 25th.

On your birthday in 1173 construction on the Tower of Pisa began. So thats cool I guess.

it is. thanks for that, user. youre a good guy. in return, my favorite scene with jlaw

You always count the cat. Hell I wish it were just me and my cat. I'm letting a friend room with me. I hate having roomates. I love being alone.

Happy Birthday OP

I'm drunk and my 31st birthday was two weeks ago

Ask ME anything

yeah i agree with that. at least the cat doesnt cringe when i walk around naked

is 31 worse than 30?

Happy bday, Have a beer on your luck to reach 30 and enjoy the travel...

Im drunk and alone too! And I am significantly younger.. dont worry OP. Ill probably crash and burn before you ever do

So far, yes.

Nothing has changed. Same old hell

well i got that to look forward to...