Alright Sup Forums, I'm about to bring you the tale of a rivalry between me and another person. This has been going on for 2 years for far. Any word about this could probably get me in trouble, so limit spread.
>Be me >Going into *th grade >Average size, but a little overweight >Still managble >Everything is fine until the middle of the year, when I meet someone I’ll call McDildo >McDildo is an overweight piece of shit who wants to start drama for no fucking reason >So fat that her boobs were practically on the sides of her body instead of going down >She was also ugly >Anyways, she starts talking shit about people I know >Found this out via a friend >I’m pissed, because I care about those people >Spot her at all >Hadn’t talked to her before this moment >She sits one table away from where my group sits >nowismychance.png >With my table watching, I grab a nearby cheesestick >Ibetterfuckingmakeit.gif >Throw it like a spear in her direction >It hits her right in the ear >Oh shit what did I do? cont?
Thomas Williams
>Spot her at lunch
I'm a retard
Brayden Rivera
bump for interest
Elijah Garcia
>tale of a rivalry gtfo kid
Kevin Martin
Saw the words "interest" so fuck it CONT. >McDildo turns around >Stares at me >I thought she would say something to me >She sits there >staring >When all of a sudden >Her face contracts and twists >compare it to squishing excess water out of a sponge >Tears come down >fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck >She puts her head down and cries >ohokay.png >Teacher walks by >”what happened?” >Points at me >”THREW CHEESE AT MEEEEEE” >wtf >This tard can’t form complete sentences or what? >TEacher tells me to pick up cheese >Got away that day >only for a day >Tragedy struck about a week later
More?
Tyler Gomez
bump this might be good
Mason Anderson
bumperino
Wyatt Gomez
This better be good OP
Elijah Gutierrez
bumping, you better deliver
Nicholas Perry
...
Jason Watson
Well OP? We're waiting
Hudson Ortiz
Sorry Sup Forumsros, my cat destroyed my curtains
Cont. >A week later >I totally forgot about the whole thing >Get called into dean’s office >okay wtf >Thought I got accused of something, people do that shit around my school >I sit in his office >Stare >”do you know why you’re here?” >nope.mp3 >He explains >ooohhhhh >Told him the story >He facepalms >looks up at me >Detention. Two weeks. >fuckinghell >Apparently, she had also reported me for bullying >fuckmylife.png >WHATDOITELLMYMOM???? Mexican household, it’s no joke >Paniking because chancla >He tells me that it hasn’t been looked into yet and it’s only a claim >Start plotting my revenge against McDildo >Fuck her
Oliver Gonzalez
bumping, keep me amused at work op
Henry Howard
>Next day, I get called back into dean’s office >Right before pizza party >Godfuckingdamnit.png >As everyone is watching a movie and eating snacks for a whole period, I get to be in the dean’s office for 2 days answering questions and shit >fuckingdamnmylife >Amstillplottingrevenge
>After the 2 weeks of detention, I can finally decide what to do next >I have a whole list of ideas in my head >One comes to mind >Make her crush gay >Not just gay, but gay for me >I knew it would be perfect >”but how?” you may ask >He has a sister >An autistic one with not many friends >Perfect >A tard for a tard
Bump for more
Jackson Ramirez
bump, I'm interested
Lincoln Walker
Bump
Thomas Brooks
Bump niggy
Grayson Sanders
bump with pics you lazy nig nogs
Jordan Stewart
Bumped so cont
>Sit with her at lunch >Talk with her for a while >Learn that her brother is also her twin >no wonder she’s autistic >All the brain went into his scrawny and weak body >We actually become good friends >Am her only friend >She’s really nice >Go to her house to “have a playdate” >She agrees and I come over this weekend
Then the unimaginable happens
Right as I walk away from her to get to English, MdDildo stops me >”WHAT DO U THINK UR DOIN TRYIN TO PIC ON HURR?” >SHE literally shouts this throughout the entire lunchroom >wtf >she’s staring at me >expectantly >I try to walk away >ohnoyoudont.png >”I WONT LET U HURT HURRR” >SPRINT THE HARDEST I EVER HAD >SO HARD MY ALMOST NON-EXSISTANT STOMACH BOUNCES >Her’s bounces a lot more as she tries to catch up >looked like Cronenburg Morty >rush into English >act like nothing happen >I got away >not the end yet
Andrew Miller
Wait, so you're bullying a tard for talking about someone else? Then you throw cheese at her and she has a breakdown. Still got to get revenge?
Are you sure she's the tard?
Zachary Richardson
op here, glad you guys are actually listening! op will deliver, I promise. Not as fast because I type shitty, but still coming in
Parker Cook
bump
Daniel Stewart
Bump
Bentley Gomez
Just show us your tits
Nathan White
>attempting to harm someone's reputation is the same as "talking about someone else" He also never said she was a tard, you tard.
Jace Barnes
bump, want more
Easton Hill
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Nolan Taylor
bumperooni
Jace Edwards
Brown bricks
Jace Gutierrez
Bump
Joshua Anderson
B U M P
Alexander Wilson
In high school. Oh yeah life is over after that.
And yes OP did. Go back and read it faggot.
And OP is a girl dumbass.
Chase Barnes
>"hey lenny"
Colton Bell
Bump
Lincoln Rodriguez
Cunt bump
Joseph Morales
>I go to her house >Pretty nice place >nice mom >she says to wait as she’ll need to get out her toys so we can play >ok.png >While she gets them, I get a tap on the shoulder from a tall, tan, but scawny dude >Looked nothing like his sister >HIS sister was a 7/10, but was short, pale skin, and frizzy hair >he was a also 7, eight if he had some muscle >dude looked like a surfboard >oh shit >”So I see you’re friends with my sister?” >Yes I am >”I can see that you actually care about her, I like you for that. What’s your name?” >user. >”Pleasure to meet you” >He actually seemed like a cool dude >We exchange discord and I go upstairs to play with his sister for a while >We play for a few hours until I have to leave >I go home and hit him up on Discord >We play some League all night long >best time ever
cont
Elijah Rogers
Bump for moderate interest.
Caleb Cruz
Bump
Evan Ortiz
[OP] sorry for grammer, I'm writing quickly so I can get this out
Jason Kelly
But just show us your tits
Aaron Lewis
Bump
Jaxson Ramirez
bump
Ian Ward
You know OP is a boy right?
Robert Carter
Yea and I wanna see her tits
Carson Brooks
bumpppppppppppp
Dylan Peterson
[Op] I am a boy
Liam Hughes
Bumpp
Jose Ross
buump
Leo Ramirez
After about 4 weeks of this, we finally have this beautiful conversation. Not the one I expected, but it moved my plan sideways a little. Forgot to mention he was a juinor at the time and his sister and I were freshmen
>”Hey, you know about the prom coming up?” >yeah, how about it? >”Well, I was thinking about asking my crush, but I don’t know if I should” >I think you should, nothing wrong with being denied. You can always try a different girl >”Well, okay, but you have to help me with this” >Alright, I’ll help you get laid >After a laugh, he explains he needs me to hold a sign for him >Prom is right around the corner, would you like to be the person to turn that corner with me?” >It was cheesy, but he liked it and it was his plan >After school, we go to this girl’s car and wait >Out comes this 8/10 cutie >She reads the sign and says yes >Myplanhasfailed.mp4 >but wait, there’s more > After I go home, I forgot that the entire point was to prove McDildo a lesson >shitIgottagetbackontrack >Luckily, I had set a chain of events when I agreed to help him.
Tomorrow
>Arrive at school >walk past tall bro and his new girl >Out comes none other than McDildo herself >ahhhhhh fuck
cont
Dominic Walker
Show your tits
Carter Davis
Prep greentext ahead of time
Asher Walker
[op] I am a boy. Nothing there
Ethan Cook
>situations signify mid or late teens >Pizza party >playing with toys
OP and nemesis are both tards, possibly in an all-tard school.
Wyatt Nguyen
Didnt the "not just gay, gay for me" part imply otherwise
Oliver Wood
You know you are not doing the right thing looking for revenge. Instead of trying to hurt somebody you don't even know, why don't you try getting to know that person to understand what is making them so angry?
Brandon Young
Then why are you so scared
Ethan Sanchez
>exchange discord >still in school
underage b& OP good luck in 8th grade algebra is tough
John Allen
Cont
>After our last encounter, I haven’t seen her since >She’s drooling everywhere ready to attack >ahhhhhh fuck >She is ready to charge, but just before she does, another tard stops her >Thank lord for this tard >let’s call him Morty, he looks like pic related >He slapped her on cheek >”noooooooo. Baaaaaaaaaad.” >She turns to face him >El toro negro has been released >release the kracken >She swings >he goes down >silence >He springs back up in a matter of 3 seconds >”BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD” >Ohshit >Wish my mom had enough money to get me a phone so I can record this shit >tard war has begun >All hell breaks loose in the south side of the school >He starts spinning like a beyblade of tard death >Slams into her and she falls >I swear I felt the ground shake
Cont because ya’ll might get angry
I am a boy
Zachary Rivera
Bump
Gabriel Morris
Show boy tits
Asher Lee
I'm quickly losing interest OP wrap this shit up
Brandon Lewis
OP give up the fucking jig, discord came out in 2015. stop trying to twist this story into a high school prom drama when it's obvious you were in 6th grade when this shit went down
David Lewis
note from op
I was a freshman during this story, I am a BOY. I was about 14 - 15. At the age where teachers treated us like kids still. This took place in 2015.
This is a public school, shit happens there.
Ryan Green
>Playing with toys at someone' house >Possibly late teen >Throwing cheese at someone during lunch >This is the worst plan i could think of >Playing league
Yep, OP is 90% in a full retarded school
Tyler Green
underage b&
Matthew Ward
Show us your underage boy tits you blithering fucking faggot
Andrew Brooks
OP this thread and your story suck
Brandon Carter
bullshit. discord came out in march 2015 and never blew up till like 2016. playdates and toys in high school???
Brandon Jones
Only tits will do fag
Carter Anderson
bumpp
Julian Bailey
>WHEN OP STILL IS A FAG
Austin Ward
hi underage faggot fuck off
Carson James
Bump
Andrew Lewis
Twins One junior One freshmen Explain
Isaiah Myers
Last one, I’m getting tired of your shit. I’m still a teen. Only 17. Long time lurker on this site and first thread.
>After that the teachers shooed us away >was the last time i ever saw her >Not sure what went through that head of mine, but I’m going to start as a senior this school year
Sorry for the ending, but that’s really where it ends. I moved states after that mess. I think I’ll just stick to lurking. This was kind of a disaster. Sorry for wasting time Sup Forumsros. I suck so bad I can’t even greentext. Have a nice day
Back to lurking
Elijah Parker
OPs underage faggot
Isaac Cox
B&hammer
Julian Harris
shittiest fucking greentext over, underage b&
>twins but one is a junior >DISCORD >playdate and toys in "highschool" >throws moms packed lunchbox cheese string at lunch
nigger good luck next year in middle school
Jack Powell
yeah but the sister was hot? what happened with that?
Jeremiah Davis
...
Aaron Clark
If the sister was same age as OP it's still underage b& and fag didnt have a phone in 2015....lol fake shit
Jace Russell
MODS underage b&
Also, shitty story b& worthy
Chase Baker
Who the fuck cares about the right thing to do it's subjective, both tards will grow thick skin for it
Leo Lee
OP is a tard, they're meant for eachother.
nigger throws a cheese stick at a tard for literally no fucking reason and bitches about it enough to try and plot "revenge" but it's some middle school grudge shit