Alright Sup Forums, I'm about to bring you the tale of a rivalry between me and another person...

Alright Sup Forums, I'm about to bring you the tale of a rivalry between me and another person. This has been going on for 2 years for far. Any word about this could probably get me in trouble, so limit spread.

>Be me
>Going into *th grade
>Average size, but a little overweight
>Still managble
>Everything is fine until the middle of the year, when I meet someone I’ll call McDildo
>McDildo is an overweight piece of shit who wants to start drama for no fucking reason
>So fat that her boobs were practically on the sides of her body instead of going down
>She was also ugly
>Anyways, she starts talking shit about people I know
>Found this out via a friend
>I’m pissed, because I care about those people
>Spot her at all
>Hadn’t talked to her before this moment
>She sits one table away from where my group sits
>nowismychance.png
>With my table watching, I grab a nearby cheesestick
>Ibetterfuckingmakeit.gif
>Throw it like a spear in her direction
>It hits her right in the ear
>Oh shit what did I do?
cont?

>Spot her at lunch

I'm a retard

bump for interest

>tale of a rivalry
gtfo kid

Saw the words "interest" so fuck it
CONT.
>McDildo turns around
>Stares at me
>I thought she would say something to me
>She sits there
>staring
>When all of a sudden
>Her face contracts and twists
>compare it to squishing excess water out of a sponge
>Tears come down
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>She puts her head down and cries
>ohokay.png
>Teacher walks by
>”what happened?”
>Points at me
>”THREW CHEESE AT MEEEEEE”
>wtf
>This tard can’t form complete sentences or what?
>TEacher tells me to pick up cheese
>Got away that day
>only for a day
>Tragedy struck about a week later

More?

bump this might be good

bumperino

This better be good OP

bumping, you better deliver

...

Well OP? We're waiting

Sorry Sup Forumsros, my cat destroyed my curtains

Cont.
>A week later
>I totally forgot about the whole thing
>Get called into dean’s office
>okay wtf
>Thought I got accused of something, people do that shit around my school
>I sit in his office
>Stare
>”do you know why you’re here?”
>nope.mp3
>He explains
>ooohhhhh
>Told him the story
>He facepalms
>looks up at me
>Detention. Two weeks.
>fuckinghell
>Apparently, she had also reported me for bullying
>fuckmylife.png
>WHATDOITELLMYMOM????
Mexican household, it’s no joke
>Paniking because chancla
>He tells me that it hasn’t been looked into yet and it’s only a claim
>Start plotting my revenge against McDildo
>Fuck her

bumping, keep me amused at work op

>Next day, I get called back into dean’s office
>Right before pizza party
>Godfuckingdamnit.png
>As everyone is watching a movie and eating snacks for a whole period, I get to be in the dean’s office for 2 days answering questions and shit
>fuckingdamnmylife
>Amstillplottingrevenge

>After the 2 weeks of detention, I can finally decide what to do next
>I have a whole list of ideas in my head
>One comes to mind
>Make her crush gay
>Not just gay, but gay for me
>I knew it would be perfect
>”but how?” you may ask
>He has a sister
>An autistic one with not many friends
>Perfect
>A tard for a tard

Bump for more

bump, I'm interested

Bump

Bump niggy

bump with pics you lazy nig nogs

Bumped so cont

>Sit with her at lunch
>Talk with her for a while
>Learn that her brother is also her twin
>no wonder she’s autistic
>All the brain went into his scrawny and weak body
>We actually become good friends
>Am her only friend
>She’s really nice
>Go to her house to “have a playdate”
>She agrees and I come over this weekend

Then the unimaginable happens

Right as I walk away from her to get to English, MdDildo stops me
>”WHAT DO U THINK UR DOIN TRYIN TO PIC ON HURR?”
>SHE literally shouts this throughout the entire lunchroom
>wtf
>she’s staring at me
>expectantly
>I try to walk away
>ohnoyoudont.png
>”I WONT LET U HURT HURRR”
>SPRINT THE HARDEST I EVER HAD
>SO HARD MY ALMOST NON-EXSISTANT STOMACH BOUNCES
>Her’s bounces a lot more as she tries to catch up
>looked like Cronenburg Morty
>rush into English
>act like nothing happen
>I got away
>not the end yet

Wait, so you're bullying a tard for talking about someone else? Then you throw cheese at her and she has a breakdown. Still got to get revenge?

Are you sure she's the tard?

op here, glad you guys are actually listening! op will deliver, I promise. Not as fast because I type shitty, but still coming in

bump

Bump

Just show us your tits

>attempting to harm someone's reputation is the same as "talking about someone else"
He also never said she was a tard, you tard.

bump, want more

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bumperooni

Brown bricks

Bump

B U M P

In high school. Oh yeah life is over after that.

And yes OP did. Go back and read it faggot.

And OP is a girl dumbass.

>"hey lenny"

Bump

Cunt bump

>I go to her house
>Pretty nice place
>nice mom
>she says to wait as she’ll need to get out her toys so we can play
>ok.png
>While she gets them, I get a tap on the shoulder from a tall, tan, but scawny dude
>Looked nothing like his sister
>HIS sister was a 7/10, but was short, pale skin, and frizzy hair
>he was a also 7, eight if he had some muscle
>dude looked like a surfboard
>oh shit
>”So I see you’re friends with my sister?”
>Yes I am
>”I can see that you actually care about her, I like you for that. What’s your name?”
>user.
>”Pleasure to meet you”
>He actually seemed like a cool dude
>We exchange discord and I go upstairs to play with his sister for a while
>We play for a few hours until I have to leave
>I go home and hit him up on Discord
>We play some League all night long
>best time ever

cont

Bump for moderate interest.

Bump

[OP] sorry for grammer, I'm writing quickly so I can get this out

But just show us your tits

Bump

bump

You know OP is a boy right?

Yea and I wanna see her tits

bumpppppppppppp

[Op] I am a boy

Bumpp

buump

After about 4 weeks of this, we finally have this beautiful conversation. Not the one I expected, but it moved my plan sideways a little. Forgot to mention he was a juinor at the time and his sister and I were freshmen

>”Hey, you know about the prom coming up?”
>yeah, how about it?
>”Well, I was thinking about asking my crush, but I don’t know if I should”
>I think you should, nothing wrong with being denied. You can always try a different girl
>”Well, okay, but you have to help me with this”
>Alright, I’ll help you get laid
>After a laugh, he explains he needs me to hold a sign for him
>Prom is right around the corner, would you like to be the person to turn that corner with me?”
>It was cheesy, but he liked it and it was his plan
>After school, we go to this girl’s car and wait
>Out comes this 8/10 cutie
>She reads the sign and says yes
>Myplanhasfailed.mp4
>but wait, there’s more
> After I go home, I forgot that the entire point was to prove McDildo a lesson
>shitIgottagetbackontrack
>Luckily, I had set a chain of events when I agreed to help him.

Tomorrow

>Arrive at school
>walk past tall bro and his new girl
>Out comes none other than McDildo herself
>ahhhhhh fuck

cont

Show your tits

Prep greentext ahead of time

[op] I am a boy. Nothing there

>situations signify mid or late teens
>Pizza party
>playing with toys

OP and nemesis are both tards, possibly in an all-tard school.

Didnt the "not just gay, gay for me" part imply otherwise

You know you are not doing the right thing looking for revenge. Instead of trying to hurt somebody you don't even know, why don't you try getting to know that person to understand what is making them so angry?

Then why are you so scared

>exchange discord
>still in school

underage b& OP good luck in 8th grade algebra is tough

Cont

>After our last encounter, I haven’t seen her since
>She’s drooling everywhere ready to attack
>ahhhhhh fuck
>She is ready to charge, but just before she does, another tard stops her
>Thank lord for this tard
>let’s call him Morty, he looks like pic related
>He slapped her on cheek
>”noooooooo. Baaaaaaaaaad.”
>She turns to face him
>El toro negro has been released
>release the kracken
>She swings
>he goes down
>silence
>He springs back up in a matter of 3 seconds
>”BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD”
>Ohshit
>Wish my mom had enough money to get me a phone so I can record this shit
>tard war has begun
>All hell breaks loose in the south side of the school
>He starts spinning like a beyblade of tard death
>Slams into her and she falls
>I swear I felt the ground shake

Cont because ya’ll might get angry

I am a boy

Bump

Show boy tits

I'm quickly losing interest OP wrap this shit up

OP give up the fucking jig, discord came out in 2015. stop trying to twist this story into a high school prom drama when it's obvious you were in 6th grade when this shit went down

note from op

I was a freshman during this story, I am a BOY. I was about 14 - 15. At the age where teachers treated us like kids still. This took place in 2015.

This is a public school, shit happens there.

>Playing with toys at someone' house
>Possibly late teen
>Throwing cheese at someone during lunch
>This is the worst plan i could think of
>Playing league

Yep, OP is 90% in a full retarded school

underage b&

Show us your underage boy tits you blithering fucking faggot

OP this thread and your story suck

bullshit. discord came out in march 2015 and never blew up till like 2016. playdates and toys in high school???

Only tits will do fag

bumpp

>WHEN OP STILL IS A FAG

hi underage faggot fuck off

Bump

Twins
One junior
One freshmen
Explain

Last one, I’m getting tired of your shit. I’m still a teen. Only 17. Long time lurker on this site and first thread.

>After that the teachers shooed us away
>was the last time i ever saw her
>Not sure what went through that head of mine, but I’m going to start as a senior this school year

Sorry for the ending, but that’s really where it ends. I moved states after that mess. I think I’ll just stick to lurking. This was kind of a disaster. Sorry for wasting time Sup Forumsros. I suck so bad I can’t even greentext. Have a nice day

Back to lurking

OPs underage faggot

B&hammer

shittiest fucking greentext over, underage b&

>twins but one is a junior
>DISCORD
>playdate and toys in "highschool"
>throws moms packed lunchbox cheese string at lunch

nigger good luck next year in middle school

yeah but the sister was hot? what happened with that?

...

If the sister was same age as OP it's still underage b& and fag didnt have a phone in 2015....lol fake shit

MODS
underage b&

Also, shitty story b& worthy

Who the fuck cares about the right thing to do it's subjective, both tards will grow thick skin for it

OP is a tard, they're meant for eachother.

nigger throws a cheese stick at a tard for literally no fucking reason and bitches about it enough to try and plot "revenge" but it's some middle school grudge shit

because OP and the sister are retards

This story is fucking awful. No kek to be had

OP confirmed fag

Without a doubt.

MUHMODS