/nzg/ New Zealand General
Happy Birthday John Key edition.
/nzg/ New Zealand General
Thomas Wilson
Liam Wood
discord gg/fAQd8
Jaxson Cooper
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AUSSIECUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR AMERICANS ONLY FUCKO! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS BANNING ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!
Luke Jones
Why are IDs even gone?
Isaiah Jenkins
Oh fuck. There's two /nzg/ tonight. How the fuck will we cope????
Wyatt Cox
There's 2? There wasn't one when I made this.
James Long
Oi fellow cunts, whats nz like compared to australia? Might move there one day
Grayson Sanders
I'll stick with this one thanks. Like me some Sir John Key.
Jordan Evans
It's worse and Australia is full. Fuck off.
Hunter Collins
Dunners reporting.
I accidentally a thread about ten seconds after you made this because I wasn't looking. I have brought great dishonour and will now commit sudoku, sumimasen.
Gavin Garcia
first for green implosion
Adrian Collins
Faaark mate. I answered this question the other night, originally from 4066 now living in NZ.
The short version is its comfy AF over here. Anything you wanna know specifically bra?
Aaron Gomez
sup sloth bro, how's the wanger?
Easton Fisher
NZ is part of Australia moron. This is why we don't want your retarded subhuman Non-American scum on our board. Like I said before this is an American board for Americans only fucko
Josiah Mitchell
it's good I guess
Caleb Watson
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Lincoln Harris
cheers m8
Liam Peterson
Just generally is it more expensive in places like Auckland and Wellington than in Aus and is the culture better and/or more fun than the capitals of australia?
Gavin Hernandez
I'm a mug.
Andrew Turner
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Lincoln Cook
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Evan Martinez
he did it the absolute mad man
Alexander Ortiz
timestamp
Josiah Thompson
Slothbro! How's things mane?
I never hold my mug by the handle because of people like you.
Christian James
good good, slammed with work really, don't get to post on here much anymore
Ayden Hill
Auckland housing costs are just below Sydney's. Wellington and everywhere else in NZ is cheap compared to all our capital cities.
The cities here are all fairly decent and very different from each other. Just remember they are small compared to ours so you'll struggle if you have to eat Mongolian BBQ or kosher or baklava every day.
Nicholas Flores
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Kayden Ortiz
Alright cheers bro. Which is the best city in NZ in your opinion?
Easton Ortiz
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James Morgan
kek
Luis Cooper
Exif data.
Thanks I am humbled by your enthusiasm
Logan Johnson
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Lucas Hernandez
4ch wipes it when it's uploaded, no?
Jaxson Rivera
Hard to answer mate, here's a rundown, inb4 kiwis shout me down
Auckland
> spread out, some awesome north shore suburbs, some fucking hideous polynesian ghettos. Good beaches and can have a great healthy lifestyle there.
Hamilton
> avoid. Only maoris and farmers. Its like an even more boring Ballarat without the beautiful buildings. This city made me racist towards maoris.
Tauranga
> good beach culture. But lots of old cunts. Actually gets warm sometimes.
Wellington
> hipster central. Does coffee well. Kinda looks and feels like San Francisco.
Christchurch
> used to be good before the quakes. Now its just a bit meh. Lots of work going but.
Dunedin
> sweet as. Like something out of Scotland. No high rises, freezing cold all the time, amazing sea life, surfing.
Josiah Lee
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Brandon Stewart
not same user, but Dunedin is quite hilly too.
Xavier Price
True that. You'll get fucking amazing calf muscles walking around there.
Joseph Clark
Didn't know that. Never used to back in my day.
Henry Johnson
JonKey is a cunt!
Christopher Russell
Yeah, a fuckin' GOOD cunt!
Carson Russell
...
Tyler Hill
link doesn't work
Jayden Thompson
discord gg/2wYNM
Luke Bennett
no such thing as a good cunt John Key. Just a cunt
Asher Davis
SIR John Key to you, faggot.
Kayden Collins
who tf banned me from the discord and why
Levi Ross
you didnt get banned you got kicked faggot
Blake Robinson
was it the fake got spoilers lol
Colton Myers
WINZ tomorrow, lets see these cunts make this a huge hassle instead of a five minute meet n greet.
Gavin Morgan
get a job
Oliver Sanchez
never forget
Jonathan Powell
NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE
Ayden Carter
I have one.
Nathan Jackson
get a better job so you don't need winz
Tyler Price
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Henry Evans
No i work so I can bum off taxpayers if i want.
Nicholas Ortiz
never forgive
Aiden Rodriguez
there's too much kek in this gif to contain
Matthew Cox
NZ is part of Five Eyes Sup Forumsro. It's all good in the neo-Anglosphere.
Alexander Smith
wtf is five eyes?
Jason Wood
it's when you wear both glasses and a monocle, pretty rare tbh
Charles Ramirez
Hareruia!
Blake Butler
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Jacob Cook
lurk moar
James Rivera
hahahahaha
James Rivera
got any more of this? :s
Tyler Morales
There are five eyes are watching everything:
Luis Gray
Five nations that share intelligence. You see evidence of it if you look at the Wikileaks stuff concerning the CIA. That stuff that came out earlier this year, that detailed how the CIA could hack your TV to spy on you, it also discussed How UK, Canada and the like knew this and had similar capabilities.
Colton Peterson
All they will find out is how much I love porno.
Andrew Long
enjoy waiting 45 minutes for your 9am appointment
reeeeee
Kevin Bailey
i am graduating uni in september am i able to get some winz money while i look for work
Josiah Morris
yes, remember to lie about your circumstances to get more money
Robert Parker
thanks heaps
Caleb Reed
>overwatch porn
Who are you?
Jonathan Thompson
Gandalf
Eli Mitchell
damn did i get banned from the discord the links here dont work
Isaiah Fisher
I cleared all the bans.
discord gg/5Y78J3D
Brandon Martin
How's your heart btw?
Aiden Edwards
trademe.co.nz
Can someone buy me this as a birthday present? :3
Ayden Clark
what's /nzg/ listening to tonight?
link related
youtube.com
Samuel Anderson
apparently these are shit
William Reed
post bush, I need to know if you need it or not
Ryan Garcia
How so?
I shaved it.
Anthony Martinez
well if you need laser hair removal show stubble. I have disposable income
Dylan Fisher
the laser is p low intensity, nowhere near up to par with a commercial one. basically if they worked, all the clinics would go out of business
also, the warehouse stocks nair ffs makoto, sort ya shit out
Grayson Reyes
I don't feel like taking pics, I'm wrapped up nicely!
Also, I'm not a girl, which you're probably hoping for. Might take HRT sometime though.
This IS a commercial one though.
Lincoln Diaz
skeptical. and worst case scenario ya end up permanently scarred, but y'know, fuck your shit up if you want, there's way easier options
Gavin Long
There are no girls on the internet. I am hoping to see diddle
Jack Jackson
where you from?
Angel Lewis
I want IDbro to cuck me
David Davis
Okay!
Wellington, home of the degenerates
Cameron Edwards
hahahahahaha faggot I am poor as fuck
Cooper Rogers
Where is everyone?
Gavin Lewis
In bed, asleep. Where you should be.
Zachary Rivera
Nuh uh
I'm not going to sleep until I get a snugglebuddy
Brandon Ross
a dead man cant cuck you
Aaron Reyes
I fucking love this, the useless bastard
Just got home. Making toast.
Tyler Mitchell
>japan's face when Brocky takes a big dumb Aussie V8 and thrashes them at home with it
Finished toast, having a cuppa now. Debating on more toast.
Hudson Adams
tfw no toast
reeee
Joshua Jenkins
I made scrambled eggs to go with this lot of toast, plus Tuimato and HP sauce. The wild ride continues.