Just bought a new bong and it needs a name

Jonathan Sanchez
Jonathan Sanchez

Just bought a new bong and it needs a name. It's black with gold sparkly swirls. Dubs decides.

Jaxon Nguyen
Jaxon Nguyen

weeee

Caleb Morales
Caleb Morales

Carl

Cameron Lewis
Cameron Lewis

Jesus Pieces

Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

Bongy McBongface

Sebastian Lee
Sebastian Lee

niggers

Dominic King
Dominic King

Cinnamon

Dominic Ward
Dominic Ward

Call her laquanda

Easton Wright
Easton Wright

Thumbnail looks loosely like dick and balls.

Call it dickballs

Brayden Clark
Brayden Clark

WINRAR

Kayden Reed
Kayden Reed

bong, because it's a bong. never understood why people feel the need to name them

Evan Brown
Evan Brown

Bong-digitty

Camden Kelly
Camden Kelly

My first ever get

Brandon Rivera
Brandon Rivera

Thnx user

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

big brolic veiny black dick

Caleb Smith
Caleb Smith


Thnx user
Np maybe add twist to the end, or twirl or some bullshit. Make it sound fancy

Julian Morris
Julian Morris

Why do you idiots think naming a bong makes sense? Does your garbage bin also have a name?

Isaiah Evans
Isaiah Evans

That's the ugliest bong I've ever seen

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

I mean some retard named you

Adrian Barnes
Adrian Barnes

Cinnamon Crunch

Mason Perry
Mason Perry

Britbongistan

Caleb Sanchez
Caleb Sanchez

The crunch doesn't sound like a bong name to me, although I've never named my bongs anything special

Jaxson Wood
Jaxson Wood

Ha. Nice.

Ryan Carter
Ryan Carter

To name something distinguishes it from another. OP probably has a few bongs, therefore they get names. Are you really this retarded that you don't know what names are for?

Connor Turner
Connor Turner

Hits from the bong - Cypress Hill

Henry Gomez
Henry Gomez

Because they're fucking edgelords, the whole world needs to know their way of life and by posting this on Sup Forums even more people have to look at his faggy bong.
It's on the same level as people in this thread who waste their time trying to name someone's bong.

Kevin Gonzalez
Kevin Gonzalez

You decided to visit this thread. No one forced you to be here, to read it, to even acknowledge it.

Are you really so uncomfortable in your own skin ya have to visit a thread of something you clearly don't like to attack people?

That's a sad way to live m80 and I wish you luck.

Benjamin Reyes
Benjamin Reyes

Yeah I also name all my cups differently, and all my spoons and forks get their own name aswell, not the knives though, fuck those guys.

It's a fucking bong, just get the one you need, no one else is going to give a fuck and otherwise you can refer to it as the black one.

Cameron Clark
Cameron Clark

42758
RU sure that's not a dildo?

Jackson Young
Jackson Young

If only I could go a single day without some 420 faglord showing up somewhere.

I'm all about that H20 bruh, my waterbottle is named Hank and I wear clothing with water drops on them. Everyone needs to know that I drink water bruh

Kevin Barnes
Kevin Barnes

are you retarded?

Isaiah Garcia
Isaiah Garcia

Ahoy m80, enjoy you wartah

Nicholas Walker
Nicholas Walker

Barak Obonga, the commander in keif

Nathaniel Cruz
Nathaniel Cruz

So when your homies come over, you actually say "look, this is Blazerip", "let's take few hits from Blazerip"?

Just one of the reasons stoner "culture" is looked down upon.

Levi Fisher
Levi Fisher

It's the same shit naming a pet or a car. Who gives a shit, just let people be people. In this day and age seems like half the people I run into hate a group and yet have almost 0 contact with them. Wtf is wrong with yall

Owen Adams
Owen Adams

King dong

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

Dude, people name pets, cars, computers, and even pick out separate "cutesy" nicknames when they are in a relationship. get the fuck over some stoner naming his bong.

Josiah Ward
Josiah Ward

Check'd my friend

Brandon Ward
Brandon Ward

It is not the same shit.
And I can't help the fact that I question idiotic things people do.

Ayden Ward
Ayden Ward

You're the ugliest bong I've ever seen

Christopher Walker
Christopher Walker

Pets aren't items, and only a minority names computers/cars and those people are looked down upon aswell.

Ryder Long
Ryder Long

Have you ever had a nick name? Ever name a stuffed animal? If not I'm sorry, you were robbed of your childhood

Jacob Rodriguez
Jacob Rodriguez

haha, neckbeard probably never leaves Sup Forums

Noah Myers
Noah Myers

Name it "I'm a faggot for doing drugs"

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