> few days ago > get drunk with friends > once we are done drinking everything we had, get out of my appartement and start wandering in the streets > in our drunk minds, the city is ours > time to parkour and do some retarded stuff > climb statues > roll around in the grass in some random park > steal some posters in bus shelters > whatcouldgowrong.jpg > all of a sudden we see a building which has its sliding doors open > not all the way into the building to, there is a second set of doors right after, which are closed > we get in the sas
>cont ? Why the fuck do you fags do this, no matter how bad i insult you, how hard i beg you not to continue this shit story, you're going to do it anyway. Why the fuck dont you just end it with killing yourself so i dont have to see this retarded shit when i make my weekly visit to Sup Forums Saged even though it doesnt work.
Logan Miller
> in there, there is nothing except a display unit for some flyers > decide to take it > get out with it > get bored 5 meters later > put it back > hear buddy says "Dude the cops !" > I'm like yeah sure > thought it'd be fun to pretend there actually are cops > start running like never before singing/shouting "DEJA VU" from Initial D
> run at the corner of the street > look back > no friend > a fucking full armored cop with fucking taser and shit running at me shouting in his walkie-talkie > 2 fucking cop wagons making a drift to catch me with lights and sound on all that shit > in 30 seconds time, I'm surrounded by 15 cops, I get my hands on the wall, get searched > mfw
Blake Morris
>I get my hands on the wall and get searched Stopped reading right there. If this actually happened you'd be on the ground being held down and beat for running.
Julian Wright
Truth, even if OP is albino
Nolan Adams
Well, when I saw a cop running towards me I stopped and put my hands in the air while saying sorry, he didn't need to hold me on the ground
Carter Foster
Bullshit, I worked in law enforcement.
Hunter Price
Are you from Uganda or something?
Brody Morales
maybe the cops are nicer where OP lives
Jordan Sanchez
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Tyler Sullivan
nigga is this the end of the story already?
Jack Jones
> turns out they were here because they've been called for a break-in > and we fucking got in there to take free flyers > and i ran from the cops > while singing fucking the fucking DEJA VU retarded meme > spent 24 hours in jail for them to check the security cameras > get released and fined for stealing posters in bus shelters > my whole family now thinks I'm retarded
Matthew Lopez
don't know where you're from but cops in France are pretty chill if you don't oppose any resistance I guess
Isaiah Jackson
Highly fucking doubt it. Police get called for an active break in, see a guy running, don't throw him to the ground and damn near break his arms cuffing him? Thats literally how they teach you to do it.
Kevin Hernandez
> my whole family now thinks I'm retarded
They are correct in doing so
Ian Sanders
See But yeah I know it's not such a crazy story in the end, but for once it's 100% truth greentext, i didn't add anything
Angel Richardson
i understand why you would think so, but I think they saw i wasn't carrying anything, that I stopped immediately as I saw them, it was obvious I wasn't going to run anymore, he grabbed my arm and was twice my size so yeah
