How do I even talk to this? I'm 26 if that makes a difference. Catfish?
How do I even talk to this? I'm 26 if that makes a difference
"I eat ass"
Stop reposting in other threads
That was an accident
Take picture wearing shirt. Simply message "I eat ass." Then wait
Bitch just wants a free ride from some beta fuck.
If youre employed you're in luck, someone needs to take over daddys role
As a good American citizen who follows the laws of his country no matter what, I cannot with a clear conscience purchase you alchahol because you're under 21.
OP, tell us a story while we wait.
get new tinder phone cause she seems like a clinger
May I hijack this thread?
I'm sick and very bored. Dubs choose what to say ro this tinder matches... Maybe choose a color also?
Note this is going to be in portuguese so I'll translate the answers via text
You'll be waiting forever, but I'll tell one.
be me, 15 ish maybe
driving around with friends, decide to be a meme lord and blare gay porn sounds on stereo of car
driving around pissing ourselves laughing while getting ridiculous looks
We drive past a cop who pulls out behind me
try to turn the gay porn off but it won't stop playing
try to turn the volume down, doesn't work
eventually he lights be up and starts to pull me over
he walks up to the window, and I roll it down while the sounds still blaring
"Can I see your liscense and registration- *OH YEAH, OHHHH*
I am worried as fuck but my friends are all dying laughing
end up getting arrested cuz underage driving
tfw you get arrested while gay porn is blaring in the background
Blue, "I eat ass"
Thank you for answering me in my time of need.
Not op but bored so post ending in 3
Just say hi, compliment her on something or bring up a common interest. If she doesn't find you repulsive, she'll message back. If she ignores you-- there's your answer.
What should I say?
Mandatory 'we wuz kangs'
Game over fam
You girls have never been attracted to me. It's an injustice, a crime, because... I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.
Post ending in 7
You can do whatever you want but I wont let you piss on me
My great great grand parents may or may not have owned your great great grand parents. Wanna relive those glory days with some bdsm?
It's fine. You won't remember it anyway.
I want to find out if your asshole tastes like refried beans.
OP message more girls until you get reply from original girl
How you be looking so good on welfare girl? I'm impressed.
She will cuck u OP
Sup nigga u want muh dick
Did i do good?
good, thats all that boring fuck deserves. Swear women are mentally fucked. No hobbies, no personality very superficial. You know when sex robots come out, women are non existent, they need emotional we just need physical. Let's see the suicide rates change.
That is very good. =====D
Hey her interests include Disney. That's something
Meant to quote
Green, I’ll show u my butthole if you show me ur dick
Is "i eat ass" a tinder trump card?
Reroll fuck off by one
YOU WANT TO SEIZE MEMES OF PRODUCTION WITH ME BBY
Women are not drawn to indicators of evolutionary fitness. If they were, they'd be all over me.
Not directly. It's a meme and memes are a social currency.
And also you're letting them know you eat a whole lot of ass.
i eat ass
Anyone still in this thread?
fck you cuntshshs
Dial it back dude. I think its game over, i cant see you recovering form that. You straight away made yourself out to be a sleeze bag. Drop the shitty one liners, they're cringy anyways.