How do I even talk to this? I'm 26 if that makes a difference

Eli Perez
Eli Perez

How do I even talk to this? I'm 26 if that makes a difference. Catfish?

Lincoln Barnes
Lincoln Barnes

"I eat ass"

Brody Roberts
Brody Roberts

Stop reposting in other threads

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

"Filthy mudblood"

Christopher Gonzalez
Christopher Gonzalez

That was an accident

Brandon Taylor
Brandon Taylor

Take picture wearing shirt. Simply message "I eat ass." Then wait

William Lee
William Lee

checkd

Ian Johnson
Ian Johnson

Bitch just wants a free ride from some beta fuck.
If youre employed you're in luck, someone needs to take over daddys role

Caleb Adams
Caleb Adams

As a good American citizen who follows the laws of his country no matter what, I cannot with a clear conscience purchase you alchahol because you're under 21.

Ayden Miller
Ayden Miller

OP, tell us a story while we wait.

Colton Edwards
Colton Edwards

give alcohol
fuck her
get new tinder phone cause she seems like a clinger

ezpz faggot

James Sanchez
James Sanchez

May I hijack this thread?
I'm sick and very bored. Dubs choose what to say ro this tinder matches... Maybe choose a color also?
Note this is going to be in portuguese so I'll translate the answers via text

Joseph Lewis
Joseph Lewis

You'll be waiting forever, but I'll tell one.

be me, 15 ish maybe
driving around with friends, decide to be a meme lord and blare gay porn sounds on stereo of car
driving around pissing ourselves laughing while getting ridiculous looks
We drive past a cop who pulls out behind me
try to turn the gay porn off but it won't stop playing
try to turn the volume down, doesn't work
eventually he lights be up and starts to pull me over
he walks up to the window, and I roll it down while the sounds still blaring
"Can I see your liscense and registration- *OH YEAH, OHHHH*
I am worried as fuck but my friends are all dying laughing
end up getting arrested cuz underage driving
tfw you get arrested while gay porn is blaring in the background

Zachary Richardson
Zachary Richardson

Blue, "I eat ass"

Angel Bennett
Angel Bennett

Thank you for answering me in my time of need.

Isaiah Brooks
Isaiah Brooks

Not op but bored so post ending in 3

Samuel Adams
Samuel Adams

Just say hi, compliment her on something or bring up a common interest. If she doesn't find you repulsive, she'll message back. If she ignores you-- there's your answer.

Jackson Morales
Jackson Morales

What should I say?

Owen Howard
Owen Howard

Mandatory 'we wuz kangs'

Joshua Morris
Joshua Morris

Game over fam

Joseph Edwards
Joseph Edwards

You girls have never been attracted to me. It's an injustice, a crime, because... I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.

Elijah Green
Elijah Green

Post ending in 7

Matthew Peterson
Matthew Peterson

You can do whatever you want but I wont let you piss on me

William Brown
William Brown

My great great grand parents may or may not have owned your great great grand parents. Wanna relive those glory days with some bdsm?

It's fine. You won't remember it anyway.

I want to find out if your asshole tastes like refried beans.

Isaac Baker
Isaac Baker

OP message more girls until you get reply from original girl

David Thompson
David Thompson

Kek

Ian Nguyen
Ian Nguyen

How you be looking so good on welfare girl? I'm impressed.

William Barnes
William Barnes

X2

She will cuck u OP

Wyatt Howard
Wyatt Howard

Sup nigga u want muh dick

Ryder Jenkins
Ryder Jenkins

Did i do good?

Noah Wood
Noah Wood

good, thats all that boring fuck deserves. Swear women are mentally fucked. No hobbies, no personality very superficial. You know when sex robots come out, women are non existent, they need emotional we just need physical. Let's see the suicide rates change.

Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

That is very good. =====D

Luke Cook
Luke Cook

Fucking faggot

Daniel Butler
Daniel Butler

Hey her interests include Disney. That's something

Ryder Bell
Ryder Bell

waiting

Blake White
Blake White

Meant to quote

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

Green, I’ll show u my butthole if you show me ur dick

Leo Rogers
Leo Rogers

Is "i eat ass" a tinder trump card?

Tyler Bailey
Tyler Bailey

Reroll fuck off by one

Tyler Robinson
Tyler Robinson

YOU WANT TO SEIZE MEMES OF PRODUCTION WITH ME BBY

Aaron Watson
Aaron Watson

Women are not drawn to indicators of evolutionary fitness. If they were, they'd be all over me.

Luke Richardson
Luke Richardson

tips fedora

Dylan Cruz
Dylan Cruz

Not directly. It's a meme and memes are a social currency.

And also you're letting them know you eat a whole lot of ass.

Hudson Anderson
Hudson Anderson

i eat ass

Joshua Cooper
Joshua Cooper

lmao

Jeremiah Martinez
Jeremiah Martinez

Anyone still in this thread?

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

fck you cuntshshs

Liam Cook
Liam Cook

Dial it back dude. I think its game over, i cant see you recovering form that. You straight away made yourself out to be a sleeze bag. Drop the shitty one liners, they're cringy anyways.

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