G'morning user

g'morning user
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Nothing to live for. Nothing to die for.

because i dont want my family to be sad , i wish every one would just forget about me so i can die in peace

sauce? not tumblr..

GF and College and also Money

Same user.

It's my mom's birthday. That would just be fucked up

sauce? not tumblr..

>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
Because I just saw Sam Hyde getting a blowjob at a mointain peak.

Meds finally starting to work a little. Got the booze down from daily to about twice a month or so.

Been beyond depressed and miserable.

Finnally just grabbed the gun and went into the woods. Descided to stop living my life in pain and hating myself. Not sure how to fix it since i have tried everything and still would rather neck myself than get up and head to work or even get out of bed.

But i went out there and descided if i dont come back then weigh the consequences and if it is worth punishing my family with what i did, or i was gonna come out and enjoy life no matter how selfish or shitty it felt. Rather i deserve to have a happy life i will either live and enjoy it. Or try again next year.

Probably going to make it an annual thing. Take a short trip by myself, reflect on the year, take a gun and either throw a hose in my cab from the exhaust and blow my brains out or come out and enjoy life until next year.

I really fucking hate myself and my life but you know what, fuckit. A few people for some reason like me even if i dont deserve it, and maybe i can do something one day to make it worth my depressed ass being here.

I have a beautiful wife and 7 kids.

nice dubs.
that's a great life bonus
nice dubs.
i'll bet people love you and want you to stick around.
try to reflect on that .
no sauce.
all great things.
how's college going ?
nah it's not.
agreed.
hope ur mom has a good bday.
what u get her ?
that's great.

because despite my crippling depression and shitty situation there are people that love me and because i am not a loser and you only lose when you quit

The daily login bonus

GF and College and also Money

College is going good, in my last semester but only down side aide is i pulling a 19 credit semester to be done with this shit and start making upper 5 digit salary

Because I now have to live long enough to beat the glorious motherfucker getting head on the top of a mountain.

FYI: Putting "kill yourself" in full caps makes you look like an edgy 12 year old.

Example:
"My favorite historical figure is HITLER xDDDD"

I drink every night

Because life is good. I have a fantastic wife, two wonderful kids and a job that I enjoy. Why would I want to throw that away?

i hope you find peace and happiness soon user.
morning catholic bro.
good philosophy.
huh?
cool. what u majoring in?
yea that does look like it's awesome.
i know. that's the look i was going for.

Good morning. I'll be busy today so if that one guy comes along and says "7 kids?!?!?!?!?!" just tell him why. Still don't understand why those people exist.

Good question, last days have been terrible. Girlfriend is moody and seems to hate me all of a sudden, coworkers giving me a hard time, familymember died... but nah, i stopped Thinking about Killing myself long time ago. But it feels like i need to leave a lot behind and travel the World. Reality is growing over my head

NIGGA WE MADE IT

makes sense, would be dumb to do that.
how long u been married ?
lol. will do.
nice dubs. where you wanna travel to?
we sure did, my nigga.

i want to see humans walk on mars.

GOOD MORNING?
ITS FUCKING 16:53 YOU NIGNOG

Honestly, user. I appreciate you (assuming you're only one person) for making these threads. I know it helps a lot of people to be able to vent in threads like these, plus you are always nice and helpful. (The gifs are just the icing on the cake.)
I really need to thank you for all of the time you invest in these threads.
Keep it up!

I don't see the benefits

Nah you just want a place to tell people to kill themselves
Jk
Jk

Hope

i know silly me.
thanks man.
u doing ok ?
the benefits of what?
if you mean killing yourself,
yeah there are no benefits.
:-)
keep it alive.

Can't be assed

God damn, I'm shitting gold these days.

One day op will die and we won't have to see this thread every morning when the sad sack of shit wakes up

He will respond

>haha, you're right my friend. Hope you have a good day!

But really he is the most bitter sad loser every. Hopefully he dies today

No problem
I'm doing alright I guess. I really need to talk to some of my friends though. I feel like I have been neglecting them for the past week. How have you been doing?

Supposed to find out MRI scan results for back injury tomorrow, after four fucking months.

will take over for him

whoever posts the OP all these years must think he is one epic ruseman, by posting the same thread every day for years pretending like he cares about everyone but repeating the KILL YOURSELF message in full caps as if to try and subliminally influence us to do just that

i cant imagine

who could possibly be so cringy and pathetic

and diamonds.
haha, you're right my friend. Hope you have a good day!
by the way how are you?all is chill. need to go walk the dog and start my day. but besides from that, no worries.
why u neglecting your friends?
i hope it goes well user.
awww. :-)
me. I'm so cringy and pathetic.
a real loser.
I hope you are having a good tho.
how r u?

NETWORKING

Damn I'm in a similair situation here. I'm considering an MRI for my back injury. Why did you waited four months?

cool.
big demand for that.
got any jobs lined up?
howd u hurt ur back ?

To live isn't to suffer. If you ain't suffering you ain't doing it right.

Speaking with my recruiter today, no kill today.

I don't really know why I didnt talk to them
just wanted to chill for some time and I generally didnt do anything in the last couple of days.
I didn't tell them this because I thought it would be weird. Now I have some kind of weird explaining to do, because tbh I really just ignored them. I'm not mad or anything I just needed some time for myself

I was lifting furniture, something got stuck between my vertebrae. I feel pain everytime while sitting. I went to ct scan and completely nothing. Neurologists think I'm insane. All my social life slowly died just because I can't stay seated. No more friends, no more work.

i guess its time to start doing it wrong

Still not 100% sure about kms but if im desperate enough for change ill do it since life cant continue like this

i met this cute, upbeat, open and friendly girl
already taken

stoic ?
military? what branch ?it's good to be solo sometimes.
just don't lose contact with them.
check up with them in a few days when you're done with your monk mode.
damn. hope it heals fast.
not happy, make a change. smart.
there will be others user.

It's funny how these threads always start with a porn image.
I won't kill myself today because i want to see where this ride is going and there's a liqour store half a mile away.
also sex is way overrated, i have a gf, and i prefer being alone.

thanks for sharing with us.

but i wanna fuck this 1 now!

sometimes that's not possible.
so if she gives it up, great.
if not, fuck that bitch, and move on.

thread dead?

looks like it KILLED ITSELF today

top kek.
good one user.

Smart? Yes easy? No but if I continue life without change I will kms at the end of the week

...

then you gotta do, what you gotta do.
i have no doubt you'll be successful.
how will you start ?
dubs of funny-ness.

Hey bro! We're getting laid bro. Lets prove to everyone that we can get laid bro. I see you getting laid bro. I love you bro.

Im waiting on a guy to get me a hand grenade.

STOP LIVING IN A 3RD WORLD SHITHOLE AND COME TO AMERICA BEFORE WE GET THE REST OF THE WALLS UP DUMBASS

dubs of bro-osity.
bro!
then what? maybe use it for something cool rather than self-annihilation

Yeah fuckit. Me too OP. Still suicidal af but little sgit like this helps

Nothing to hope for. Nothing to try for.

No, I tought about it long and hard. Im gonna do it, and hand grenade is the most efficient and painless way I can think of. Im too scared of pain to do it any other way.

got some weed. got a roof over my head. off to start my masters degree in european philosophy come september. got goals that need completing first! - open a screen printing shop for patches/t shirts/ run a tape label specialising in new age. want to find a job researching bioethical issues

Spite, mostly

Spite and family

I keep thinking im done with dogs after my 2 die because the shead and are such a hassle

Then i see this shit and always feel like a bad doggy dad for not taking better care of my bros.

Im a better doggy dad than most but i think i need to do better.

Thanks for the gif. Ima finish their bunkbeds this week. May even show proof.

Because i love my job and i have an awesone dog.

>hand grenade is the most efficient and painless way I can think of
are you retarded

have a friend with a dog and play with it instead - 0 responsibility, all the fun

best current on Sup Forums at the moment. edgy but kind like old Sup Forums

I dont think so. Why?

I have kind of reached the feeling that I will have to be coping with being alone for the rest of my life.
I dont want to live with this feeling though. fuck

i am lazy

Tell me why i should not kill you.

made this poem, rate, evaluate, tell me to kill myself idgaf.
If trees could speak.
If trees could speak what would they tell of
Would they speak of the genocide of humans
Would they express the futility of man
Would they share the dying words of a mother to her child
Would they communicate how we systematically enslave, damage and kill ourselves for meaningless things
No.
If they could tell, speak, communicate, or express any feeling the best thing is to do nothing, humans would have eradicated them long ago, humans don't like the confrontation of truth, they would say trees tell lies, that they try to corrupt the young.
If trees told the truth, the truth of how ugly humans are there would be no trees.

isnt a poem supposed to rhyme?

Because I'm not fucking retarded!

Just transfered to a new University and I got a new job this morning that doesn't affect my studies in a negative way. Things are finally looking bright and I think I will hang in there for a little longer

plus you got dub-a-dubs. that's really special and worth living for.
nothing to die for either.
sounds like a hand grennad will just leave you fucked up and in pain and possibly not dead.
that's great. what do you do?
cool. what kind of dog?
cause i would like to live.

im telling u to have a friend with a dog

I was watching porn thiis morning,
In the video I watched, a single guy was banging three best friends.
At one point he stacked them all on top of eachother and called it "the leaning tower of pussy"

10/10 it gave me faith in humanity

Saw this today.
Made me want to live another day

i have a dog.
also have a few friends.
u have a dog too?
nice.
was it one of the BFFs series movies ?
wow.
nice dubs.

Because I have a job interview in 30 minutes, and I have to deliver newspapers later tonight/early morning. Old people get cranky without their news.

no, i have no degs. They r expensive and i dont have the room to keep any. If i could have a dog, that hunts in the wild for itself, id have a dog

I love cheese

Yugoslavian M-75 grenade has 40 grams of plastic explosive and 3000 steel balls inside, and has a kill radius of 20 meters, acording to infantry soldier manual. I threw those grenades many times when I was in army training, also I saw what it can do to a man. There is no way that anybody can survive pulling the pin and puting the grenade on the back of the head, it is impossible.

user, told you about a month ago I was starting a math class for the third time that I needed to graduate with.
Just finished my final yesterday and passed with an 85. Thanks for the advice

g'luck with you interview.
hope you get it, if you like the job.
plus dogs are alot of responsiblities.
i love mine, but sometimes i'm annoyed.
cheese pizza?
what if your head resists the blast tho?
congrats bro. and congrats on graduating soon.

Cause even though I'm still hurting over my ex I know it'll get better one day

well, my head is not made of steel, so...

well if you're determined on this course of action, i can't say anything else. hope u change your mind. g'luck user.

wife & kids at home.

actually that is the reason I should kill myself.....

kek ?

meh I'm old. life was so much better before the responsibilities....... 90% of the time is hell now.

>beautiful smart loving gf
>gonna quit my shitty job soon
>gonna own my house
>friends waiting for me to return
>loving parents support and help me
>best chef on the block
I'm doing OK