What is the best way of getting drugs past a sniffer dog?

Dominic Jenkins
Dominic Jenkins

What is the best way of getting drugs past a sniffer dog?

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Wyatt Baker
Wyatt Baker

By not having drugs

Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

getting drugs past a sniffer dog?

It pains me to white knight, but you seem really stupid: Dogs can smell a joint through a fucking brick wall, and I mean that literally. Do NOT try and get drugs past a dog.

Owen Long
Owen Long

tape dog whistle to drugs

Anthony Brooks
Anthony Brooks

There MUST be a critical amount of plastic that a dog can't smell through.

Other than that you have to be immaculate and wash everything a dozen times (including yourself).

I'm just theorizing here

Isaac Perez
Isaac Perez

Pull all the deoderant out of a deoderant contaner. Cut deoderant stock in half and fill the wmpty space with several bags inside of bags worth of drugs. Replace top peice of deodorant stick.

Jose Kelly
Jose Kelly

you don't. i just went through TSA this weekend and they used bolt cutters on my luggage simply because i had a few game controls and an external hdd.

if it's the mail though you can triple wrap your shit but you can't even touch the outside of the bag and get residue on your plastic or you can be fucked.

Eli Campbell
Eli Campbell

kill the dog 1st

Justin Phillips
Justin Phillips

this guy knows the deal
youtube.com/watch?v=SW8tyTgoQiI

Aiden Kelly
Aiden Kelly

You'd need a perfectly airtight container with ZERO residue anywhere on the outside or on yourself.

It's possible, a dog can't smell a substance if that substance can't get out, but it'll be fucking difficult.

Especially since said container will also have to get past whatever other security they have set up.

Jaxon Brown
Jaxon Brown

Put the drugs in a container buried in cayenne pepper

Alexander Morgan
Alexander Morgan

There are sprays to confuse the dog

Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

youtube.com/watch?v=FUoHB2hEvAs

Nathaniel Roberts
Nathaniel Roberts

bribe doggo some smonk kek

James Ross
James Ross

I should get a canning machine. Hermetically sealed. Absolutely not even an atom will get in or out and it says "vegetables" on the can (after being bathed in steam for 20 minutes)

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

and go to jail for ruining the dogs nose, AND for the the drugs that the dog smelled anyway.

Parker Foster
Parker Foster

have a large amount of sausages on you

William Long
William Long

Good luck getting that through customs.
Not suspicious at all.

Adrian Bennett
Adrian Bennett

People bring cans all over the place and the x-ray machine will have a hard time seeing past metal.

Samuel Sullivan
Samuel Sullivan

People bring cans all over the place
Do you know that, or do you just think that?

Josiah Russell
Josiah Russell

...wat?

Canned goods are common therefore canned goods are common in luggage. You just have to declare it.

Nathan Wilson
Nathan Wilson

Thanks for all the tips, I will be sure to tell my doggy colleagues .

Joseph Ward
Joseph Ward

distraction

Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

Op here
Will festival sniffer dogs even be trained to smell md or ket?

Angel Robinson
Angel Robinson

-put drugs in a condom
-eat the condom
-get past dog
-shit the condom

its a really uncomfy way to do it but its 100%(unless you use bad quality condoms)

Jayden Cruz
Jayden Cruz

Supposedly this is the answer you are looking for, vacuum seal the product, then vacuum seal it again, on the outside of the second layer put talcum powder, aka baby powder. Then vaccum seal it for the third time. Never been caught that way but never have had a dog try to smell it either but I've heard if it has been under like 5 hours a dog can't smell it

Nolan Thompson
Nolan Thompson

Might be a myth but it read somewhere that sniffer dogs can't smell past chocolate. A few of my mates have gotten weed back from Amsterdam hiding it in side a kinder egg (like a small Easter egg) they hid the weed in the plastic container inside and resealed the egg by melting it with a hot needle. They got past customs but not sure if a sniffer dog was present.
But my advice would be to sort a dealer on the other side.

James Myers
James Myers

Jesus christ, all that effort for weed? Just buy locally.

Sebastian Davis
Sebastian Davis

When dog getts close.
Shit in pants.
Dog sniffs shit.
Go to bathroom.
Singing don't worry.
Every little thing is gonna be alright.

Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

Are you this retarded OP?

In international law you can't carry more than 100 ml of liquid in one container. That means you can luckily carry a tube of toothpaste with you, and even then, you'll have to take it out of your bag, show it and declare it.

All canned goods are submerged in liquid or are counted on volume like milliliters, so you're basically retarded, you didn't even study international flight law before starting this thread.

Brayden Green
Brayden Green

tape drugs to inner thigh
Put dog whistle halfway up to your asshole
When dog comes near you let out a big one and hopefully the whistle will send the little bitch running
If that doesn't work we'll just don't have drugs on you

Noah Scott
Noah Scott

what about if he is trying to get into a festival?

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

stuffing them inside another dog

Thomas Parker
Thomas Parker

Op here
Will festival sniffer dogs even be trained to smell md or ket?

Well then shove it up your ass. It's the safest way to get it past.

And if your container breaks, get ready to get reeeeeallh high through your sphincter blood vessels.

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

What kind of festival has dogs? Just buy it on the inside.

Connor Morales
Connor Morales

get ready to get reeeeeallh high through your sphincter blood vessels
That's a good way to die.

Austin Campbell
Austin Campbell

Pepper spray him

Mason Young
Mason Young

Wolf urine

John Morales
John Morales

just take a female dog that is visibly in heat with you. no amount of training will keep a male dog away from a female in heat. most drug dogs or police dogs are not fixed, the sniffer dogs will go crazy and they will just push you along to calm there own dogs

Matthew Stewart
Matthew Stewart

twice the price probably half the quality
sure thing mate

Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

Put drugs in comdom. Mix cayenne pepper with KY jelly and lube condom. Stuff up asshole. This is the only proven method OP.

Chase Rogers
Chase Rogers

Putting all your marijuanas into a food dog bag. When you be stoped, you can say:
'lol, stupid doggo, this is just dog food, not drugs. Teach to your stupid doggo to search for drugs, not for his fucking lunch, you moron"

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

zero risk

Grayson Nelson
Grayson Nelson

Human body is a perfect hermetic seal

fill some condoms with your illegal substance
introduce illegal condom in your rectum
?????
bypass sniff sniff doggo
profit

Liam Wright
Liam Wright

bolt cutter

Your fault for not having TSA-approved locks. Why would you use a regular lock knowing that it's going to look suspicious as hell in 2017

Charles Evans
Charles Evans

What festival are you going to OP?

Caleb Foster
Caleb Foster

Fucking good idea!

Henry Ward
Henry Ward

Dies'work dogs small though cans

Carson Williams
Carson Williams

punch the dog in the nose.
they can't find your drugs if they can't smell.
that's how I got through miami

Ian Bennett
Ian Bennett


just put the drugs in an smell free baggy, and put that baggy in a smell free baggy. hide in shoe or bag.
i've had weed in a baggy in my shoe and walked right past a sniffer dog and nothing happened.

Nicholas Campbell
Nicholas Campbell

her·met·ic
hərˈmedik/Submit
adjective
1.
(of a seal or closure) complete and airtight.

Colton Bennett
Colton Bennett

X-ray through matel, no problem. You need to use a very thick walled container of some very heavy metal. This would be suspicious.

Ryder Gomez
Ryder Gomez

easy op, Buy a deodorant, empty it and put the drug inside, the drug should not be inside more than 2 days or the smell of the deodorant will disappear

Michael Hill
Michael Hill

I brought some weed on a domestic flight. Hid it inside my steel toe boots. Probably just got lucky but it worked.

Ryan Allen
Ryan Allen

need to get drugs past sniffer dog
pug drugs inside other dog
sniffer dog sniffs other dogs ass
totallynormal.jpg
once past sniffer dog with other dog, remove drugs out of other dog

it's like you people never smuggled drugs

Tyler Edwards
Tyler Edwards

When borders in Europe still existed, we smuggled weed from the Netherlands into Germany by vacuum sealing it, putting that in a bag of coffee, vacuum sealing that and put that whole thing again in freshly ground coffee, vacuum sealing again and putting it in the tincan the coffee came in.
It's well possible that the dogs didnt react because most people had some residue of weed on them anyway.
Also, my gf at the time smuggled it in a condom in her pussy. Seems to work as well

Dominic Bennett
Dominic Bennett

people in this thread are acting like sniffer dogs are fucking super heroes.
Think about how many people smoke weed, if these dogs are truly as sensitive as people are saying they would be going off on every person who has ever smoked weed in their house, or in the car they came to the airport in. Because they would have traces of weed smell still on them.

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

You can't beat the dog, what you need to do is beat the human officer.
mentally of course

Joseph Wilson
Joseph Wilson

Dog would react to that. A reaction would create just cause for a manual search.

Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

cum on your pants

Kevin Phillips
Kevin Phillips

Molecular diffusion fucks airtight

Jacob Nguyen
Jacob Nguyen

these dogs would be going off on like every other person.
use a vacuum sealed bag or two, or use a nitrile glove. fill the glove tie it off, reglove and tie off again.

Jaxon Bennett
Jaxon Bennett

mentally of course

Matthew Wood
Matthew Wood

You are an idiot. You can put whatever you like in your luggage, 100 ml is just about what you take into the cabin.
I fly quite often, and people commonly take all kinds of stuff with them, also in the cabin.
Excerpts from my last flight:
- A big blender
- A big pack of sausages, two hundred or so (might as well be an idea for drugs)
- kilogramms of milk powder (this is INSANELY common)
- A stuffed dog
Bringing cans is seriously not suspicious

Nolan Powell
Nolan Powell

OK officer

Parker Robinson
Parker Robinson

doggos can smell cancer in you
Fucking cancer! You really think you can beat them?

Zachary Hill
Zachary Hill

learn which dog is meanest sniffer dog on team you will encounter
learn where dog is kept
approach dog at night
walk past dog and turn head as walking past
throw dog your most lustful look
learn dog's routine
bump into dog at a coffee shop
"mistakenly" bump into dog and drop your coffee
laugh as you both reach for cleaning up the mess
your eyes meet
you feel his breath on your cheek and open your mouth and move closer
you make out with the dog in the coffee shop
you give the dog your number
on the first date, the dog will get very handsy with you, but don't give in, make him yearn for you
on third or fourth date, after he's crazy with lust, give in
tell him you want to be his forever girl
get engaged to dog
have wonderful time
become suddenly distant and stop talking to dog
mail him back the ring
now you can sneak anything past this dog
he will be too emotionally distraught to do anything to you
it's that easy!

Jason Peterson
Jason Peterson

True. They are limited to specific scenarios

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

Pull out a ham sandwich.

Owen Torres
Owen Torres

That's because brick walls are porous, you stupid cunt.

William Reed
William Reed

are you the same idiot who claimed that dogs can smell through brick walls?

Luke Brooks
Luke Brooks

kek'd

Evan Rivera
Evan Rivera

Nitril
We are talkin about highly volatile organic compounds.
You should have done your homework in organic chemistry.

Mason Nelson
Mason Nelson

you could try waxing the package like cheese. Don't know if it'll work but I don't see how the dog could smell through a thick layer of wax

Cooper Diaz
Cooper Diaz

how do you know they're not just trying to sniff your balls? dogs love balls

Chase Anderson
Chase Anderson

Really? Tell us Mr. Know it all, what is the threshold ppm that a dog's nose can detect of some drugs.

Adam Rivera
Adam Rivera

And the white knight is talking backwards…
–Grace Slick

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

Vacuum seal it, wash the shit out of the bag, vacuum seal the bag, wash the shit out of it, repeat at least 5 times. We got 10 kilos across the Texas border that way many times.

Isaac Martinez
Isaac Martinez

how to ppl come up with this shit

Daniel Gutierrez
Daniel Gutierrez

Oh, you mean the "hey come look at/steal my shit" locks? Only the mentally challenged use them. Any retard can open those locks. Buuut why bother explaining that to a sheep.

Levi Powell
Levi Powell

Watch the mythbusters episode about it.

Levi Nguyen
Levi Nguyen

Works great except for the times when the condom breaks while in the digestive tract. Ooops!

Kayden Butler
Kayden Butler

Kinder eggs are illegal in the United Snakes.
People have been fined tens of thousands of dollars for trying to bring one in through Canada.

Cooper Taylor
Cooper Taylor

it helps to not be retardedly normal

Andrew Hill
Andrew Hill

kill the dog

Ryan Nguyen
Ryan Nguyen

Put it in a checked bag if flying internationally if you're going further mail it to your destination

Jason Powell
Jason Powell

Sounds like a disaster if that condom breaks.

James James
James James

I'm talking about getting personal amounts passed. If you are trying to straight up smuggle drugs you'll need to worry about more than dogs, but if it's a small amount then yeah vacuum sealing, or even a well tied glove, cleaned and the bagged in a second or third well tied glove will get you through just fine.

Adam Watson
Adam Watson

Bring your own dog
Hide drugs inside your dogs ass
drug dog sniffs your dogs ass
become good friends
friends dont rat out friends

It cant fail

Joshua Morales
Joshua Morales

Its not getting drugs past a sniffer dog then is it, its just going around a sniffer dog

Camden Lee
Camden Lee

Kill the dogs before they can get to your bag.

Michael Walker
Michael Walker

Work for the government
Corrupt airport personal, risky, humans are devious
There's another drug thread that needs stitching

William Thomas
William Thomas

supforums.com/thread/741565203/miscellaneous

Andrew Bell
Andrew Bell

united snakes

Imagine user tries to bring drugs in a kinder egg and gets busted because its a kinder egg

Justin Thompson
Justin Thompson

these are my posts. I don't claim to be an expert, but this has gotten me through several small and a few major airports with little trouble.

if you are only taking weed i wouldn't even worry too much especially if you are in r even close t a legalized state. Mofos be trying to take that shit home on the plane all the time.

Hunter Lewis
Hunter Lewis

Autism

Adrian Walker
Adrian Walker

good question! I'm pretty sure this is way below ppm range.

Isaiah Turner
Isaiah Turner

Bribe the dog beforehand. Maybe threaten the dog's family.

Jaxon Cox
Jaxon Cox

Up another dogs bottom

Ryan James
Ryan James

they are just having big projects in the US and EU to build small detectors for explosives but so far they fail by the limited sensitivity of small machines a dog can smell explosives in the lower ppt range.

Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

This wont work you idiot ... you have to smuggle it up the doggo sniffer's bottom

Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

you don't need 5 times, 3 is completely enough, but you have to clean the outside of bags with alcohol every time

Grayson Russell
Grayson Russell

imdb.com/title/tt1683693/?ref_=ttep_ep12 this one or some other?

Connor Lee
Connor Lee

That is true. but so is saline drips, Books, food - good for mobile phones. Don't pay attention to the drone shit. Bed sheet and bolt prison style is also good.

Lincoln Johnson
Lincoln Johnson

Do you know if they can smell it if it's in brownie form?

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