Pwease hewp wittow babbeh an sistah.
Mummah an westest ov hewd git fowebah sweepies by meanie munstah hoomin wit katana...
Huu huu, su scawwy an babbeh an sistah hab heawt huwties an tummeh huwties.
wtf, that fluffy sure sucks at hiding
Aww poor thing I am sorry here I'll take you home and you can have milkies and skeeties
Alright, ya little guys
Takes foals home
Gives sketti from a can
wouldn't it just shit and piss in the cake
Probably. But edgelords no care.
The foals begin to eat joyfully.
No if its plugged up and starved
Wha' bout sissah?
Can sissah come tuu?
Only if I can have her legs
Nu take sissah's weggies, nu pwease!
Lets them hang out in my bedroom for the night
Puts them in a cardboard box in the alley the next morning
I'll try to check on you kids when I can!
Then you wont get skeeti or new home
It's cool, fam, I already took care of em.
The foals hug each other for comfort and warmth
"Nu wowwy bwuddah, sissah gib 'ou huggies."
What sort of culture would fluffies develop if a large enough herd was isolated for a long time?
"Pwease nu take babbeh's weggies! Huu huu"
Cried his sister.
sky daddeh worship
I'd hope some kind of fascinating tribal mentality. Problem is, a large number of fluffies would have to be nomadic and would likely wipe all the food out of one area. Many would die from starvation.
Pats them on the head and walks off
Checks in every day or so, leaves food
Buys a big fuzzy blanket to put in the box
Leaves sketti on Fridays
Ok I tie string around front legs then pull
Speaking of sky daddeh.....seeing more Christian fluffies would be interesting. Would they just gravitate towards the religion, or would they have to have it browbeat into them by abusive, crazy owners?
I wouldn't wanna read that tbh. I think fluffies are too stupid to comprehend more than "sky daddeh will save us"
Tank 'ou su mush!
Bwuddah an sissah wuv 'ou!
"SCREEEEEE, HUU HUU!"
But I mean having unreasonable punishments being lobbed at them because "it's a sin". And they start condemning other fluffies which gets them cast out or beat up
what would they be punished for?
Love you too, kids
This goes on until the fluffies run off or die
I then pour alcohol on the wounds
"Unclean desires" of special huggies, begging for food when they already eat so much (gluttony), etc.
That actually sounds good, especially if fluffies punish other fluffies for those things. You a writer?
Worst. Porno. Ever.
The foals now saw fit to go walk up to the door of their carers house, hoping to be let in.
Considered it. I just have the time or the energy
"Wy mistah huwt sistah?!"
what if some fluffies end up trapped in a closed fish-plant ecosystem where they breed for 500 generations and the recombinant DNA recombines and the normal fluffy becomes only the first nymph stage, and when under pain or stress it bursts... Into a highly aggressive, boney fluffy with spikes for its six legs and a mandible horn
Opens the door
Holy fuck, what are you two doing in here?
Scoops fluffies up and brings them inside quickly
Bwuddah an Sissah wan stay wit 'ou daddeh.
I know....I know....but I can't keep pets in the apartment, guys. You've gotta stay in the alley. My landlord is a dick.
Both foals look very dissapointed.
meanwhile in the euthanasia clinic waiting room...
I love fluffy abuse, but even I cringe when I see people roleplaying fluffies.
Do you not want skeeti?
shows pictures of skeeti
Pats them on the head
Tell ya what....you guys can come in in Fridays for Sketti Day! It'll be like a sleepover
Not like I have anything to do on Friday nights anyway
Though shit like this is probably the reason
Well you're going to cringe because I am RPing as a foal(s).
Meh, it keeps the threads bumped.
Wan skettis buh pwease nu take sissah's weggies!
Then give me your eyes
"Yay! Sketti day sketti day"
The foals both chant with excitment.
Nu take peepews!
The foal tries to pull his sister away in an attempt to escape the abuser
Laughs, leading them outside
Alright, alright, but it's not Sketti Day today. That's tomorrow
Picks them up, carrying them back to their box
Crumbles up and leaves a granola bar I keep in my pocket as a sweet treat
See you guys tomorrow!
I grab it by its tail and start swinging it around
See 'ou tamowwow!
The foals begin to eat the bar and from the alley came a metallic sound and footsteps.
Thems sum bad upsies, friend-o
Looks back, startled by the sound before exiting the alley
Just want sketti and enfies
Boomy stick just blew my smarty's head off
this hurt my head too read. so awful
I stop swinging it around and then stap its eyes out
Confusing as fuck. I can't tell what's happening. In what direction should I read this?
A stranger walks forward saying
"ラット、私はあなたを見つけた" (Shit rats, I have found you.)
The stranger was the man who kiled the foal's herd and had been hunting the two foals ever since.
Tbh I have no clue
I think there was a page before but couldnt find it
are you always this stupid ?
I then place both foals roughly into a bag
Oh for fuck's sake
Approaches the dude speaking moon runes
Reaches the box
Hey, what do you think you're doing, pal?
Clutches boxcutter in pocket
I then empty the bag into a bowl with skeeti
Abusebox lovers. reasons why they shouldn't have pets
The Japanese man begins to speak in broken English
"These vermin fruffies, ruin mai garden!"
Were you dropped on your head?
unoriginal Fluffy Abuse Comics * yawn *
I have a pet and I love it
Well, sorry about you're garden, man, but these fluffies....well, there's a lot of them. You sure these are the right ones?
I then pour hot sauce onto them
ywn sabe cawwot
I already did.
I want the eat carrot
Over time, they would revert to horses.
is "the loft" abandoned?
One can only hope.
Take home some free fluffies? Fuck yeah!
and wipe your ass with it?
SCREE! NU CAN SEE ENYTIN AN NU MOWE HUWTIES!
No man. I've got a 12 pack of toilet paper in the bathroom closet. The fuck is wrong with you? One of them has a horn ffs. That's getting nowhere near my ass.
Asperger Daddeh, is that you?
Who knows I couldnt find any other pages
"These are the correct fruffies!"
He attempted to attack the foals as they cried, urinated and shat themselves in utter fear.
Youre in a boil of skeetis
Learn to spell fag its bowl*
Steps between the dude and the fluffies
These foals probably had nothing to do with the garden's destruction
"I think you're mistaken, my dude. I've been raising these little guys in this alley since they were chirpy little foals. My landlord wouldn't let me keep them inside, so I just left them here and check in on them."
Hoping my lie works
What The Fuck
what kind of fluffy owner are you?
Just mind the horn
"Do you think, I rook rike some foor?!"
Neutral leaning on abuse I would love a fluffies and kill smarties
Wan peepews back!
What about natural selection?
Ok I'll give you something
I place fleas into his eye socket
Losing my patience with this old fuck
"No, but you look like an old guy that's in the wrong neighborhood. These aren't the fluffies you want. Get gone."
Prepares plan B: kick to the nuts and running with the box
Neutral... If fluffy is good fluffy he have sketties, huggies and love. If it's a smarty or bad fluffy, he have only sorry box and sorry stick
what happened to 3 and 4?
well you're gay
I could get my rocks off to that image all day
He grunts in pain while growling something in Japanese.
Daddeh sabe babbehs fwom munstah man!
If I take that mask off, will you die?
Huu huu...Wan die..
Takes the box upstairs, nodding
"Yeah, I guess I did. Now I can't rightly leave you outside with Fu Man Douche prowling around..."
Sets box on coffee table, my ass on the couch
Tries to formulate a plan as brilliant as my Plan B, but for where these fluffies will live
let me introduce the new "Living sorrybox" !
"Huu...Sissah nee make poopies..."
Puts girl foal in sink
Puts in drain stopper
Fluffies are retarded, would probably fall in
"Just go here. I'll clean up later"
are you in here, Jerry user?
a little cup of tea?
I thought he didn't come til later?
I put them into a blender and turn it on
Yep, I'm here.
I'm here pretty much all the time since I have no life lol.
Ah. I hope he's on soon. What did I miss last time?
First off, how caught up are you?
The filly went and fecal matter spewd out rapidly.
Adam and Lime ran off last I remember.
Never seen a fluffy shit before
That was easily double her body weight
"Holy fuck....um....ya done?
No...Fluffy tea probably tastes like shit.
Well, they're dead now...
I dunno. Should be fine if they're grown for the purpose of being tea. Like any other garden fluffy.
"Sissah am dun nao"
all this RP
Haven´t seen this one in a looong while.
Looks at the other foal
"You gotta go, too?"
Better add a FluffyMart trip to my day tomorrow
Ah well, didn't need new shoes anyway
Yes pwease, buh babbeh nee peepees.
Alright, I'll try and sum things up for you.
I went looking for Adam and Lime, and eventually gave up the search. I sold off the fluffies I wanted to sell, and took count of my remaining fluffies. Bud told me he knew what happened to Adam and Lime, and then I proceeded to torture the info out of him (via letting the gay colts each fuck him). He eventually told me Jerry helped Adam and Lime escape. I asked Jerry why, and Jerry told me a story about how Adam and Lime reminded him of his dead brother. Then to punish Bud some more, I let the gay colts fuck Mary. Jerry confronted the colts about this and tore one of the gay colts' dick off in retribution. So I threw the dickless colt into the wild, put the remaining three in a separate room, and made plans to sell them to a sick fuck. And lastly, Fudge now has two special friends.
I may have left some stuff out, but I did my best to remember everything.
Swaps the foals in the box, standing there awkwardly while this tiny horse pisses
So....what do I do now?
Hugbox=My Little Pony 2.0
You can´t refute this.
I was hoping those gay colts were good for something. They were kinda just there. Felt like the other Jerry user was trying too hard for a joke
want some MLP? ok
I'm thinking of trying my hand at a fluffy story, but not sure how well my idea would work
I thought the concept was funny, although I was admittedly at a bit of a loss as to what I was going to do with them.
That's one of /trash/fags's gifs. I wonder if he's going to show up again tonight.
a friend of yours calls.
Yo user what's up?
he owns fluffies, but lives a little out of the city.
Pwease nu wook at pee pee pwace..
I beg your pardon
I think I would only sell him a smarty.
Takes eyes off the surprisingly shameful foal
Picks up phone
"Yo....funny you should call up, dude. I just took a couple fluffies in."
It was designed to get rid of bronies but has now grown to resemble it.
The fluffy community lived long enough to see itself become the villain.
"I thought your landlord hated all forms of animals except fish, how you convince them?"
It's a wonderful thing.
"Nah, man, not exactly....some old Chinese fucker tried to kill them. I've been taking care on them in the alley. Not really sure what to do with them now"
Picks up the female foal, tickling her tummy while her brother continues to do his thing
You're just gonna ruin the litter pal's palette with that sketti....
Screw the area where the smarty's head used to be.
Babbeh am done nao.
Post more smell stations
Picks the male foal up
Places both foals back in box
Still on phone
it's litter pal
"If you want, I can come by and pick them up, or you can drop them off. Got plenty of room and can hold onto them till you get a better place if you are attached to them."
Well....this is crossing into some sort of scat porn terriroty.
Hello, it's me, your request pal. Doyou have any ideas need to be illustrated?
By the way, there are a lot of stories and pictures showing how fluffies interact with other animals, but I've never seen fluffies and horses. Would even fluffies recognize them as some sort of relatives? Would horses give a fuck about annoying brightly coloured balls of fur or ignore them to the point of accidently eating them, when fluffies get too close to their snouts (based on my expirience in seeing a horse calmly eating a chick).
Probably the latter.
A smell station is the thing to his left, newfag
Babbeh am pway wit sistah nao.
The two foals begin to play and run around.
Amen to that.
"Wow really? Yeah, I kinda like these two, if you wouldn't mind keeping an eye on em. I could float you some cash if you want"
Watches the foals play in the box
Thank God they're still tiny enough to be comfy in a box
Derp. Still....I feel like all these nice things will make its task more miserable in the long run.
a hundred and thirty bucks
The fuckers better heal like Wolverine for that price.
newfag? I've discover Sup Forums during the boxxy civil war, dickhead.
"lol nah it is no problem, are they weaned already?"
in the background you hear some fluffy screaming, and what you can guess is a doggy door flapping, and a muffled sound from outside through the phone yelling.
"DIS AM SMAWTIE WAND NAO!"
"ugh god damn smarty ferals... be right back"
"Shoot it twice for me!"
you still got the Nigel Fluffberry one i requested? i want to put it up on booru XD also when i do i need your artist name so i can give you credit.
Schafer is the best. Any newcomers who haven't seen his contemporary work should definitely check it out on fluffybooru.
Wait a little bit, need to take new pic and edit it.
through the phone, you hear the door opening, but not closing.
you hear the usual smarty shtick of how it wants enfie babies, land and so forth
However, what you expected to hear did not happen, no gunshots only;
"Smawty nu wan bad upsies, gib puht meh down and gib sketties!... wha... wha ou doin?.... SMAWTIE NU WAN FWY, SMAWTIE NU WAN FWWWWYYYYYyyyyy...."
you do not even hear an impact sound, but you do hear a few giggling fluffies.
"so where were we?... ah yes, are they weaned?"
poopee babee can eat sketties too
blinks in confusion, still watching my foals during the exchange
"Um....yeah. I've been feeding them dry cat food and spaghetti on Fridays."
Oh that's terrible.....and look at its eyes....at least it doesn't have to suffer for much longer.
Hahaha, am gun catch 'ou sissah!
As I watch them play, I wonder what they did with all their time in the alley I was away. Playing like this had to attract predators.
Takes box back over to coffee table so I can sit down
Wedges phone between neck and shoulder
"Hang on guys"
Sits down with the fluffies
"cool, so you want me to pick them up, or are you gonna drop them off?"
through the fluffy giggling you hear something that alleviates your confusion.
"hehe daddeh ma' dummeh mustah fwuffy fwy weawwy faw."
thank you very much, what is your artist name? it is derpistan right?
A bunch of hungry toughies killing and eating their herd's smarty.
Nods in understanding to myself
"Okay, cool. I'm off Saturday. I can drive over and drop them off then."
At least I get one more Sketti Day with them between that
"awesome, i'll make sure the others are nice to them, and hey you can visit them whenever you want, and when you get a better place they are still all yours."
Part hugbox and murder boner. So neutral but id get really fucking into beating the shit out of a fluffy
"Thanks, bro. See you Saturday"
incredible hulk end credits theme.mp3
Request things, I will screenshot and work on some today
my art attached
Nope, it's another guy.
I don't really need an artist name, just upload the pic that's all.
okay will do, just wanted to give you credit user. =)
Foals with pacifiers. That is all I require. Hugbox or sadbox preferred.
I could never tell, is the Fluffy here supposed to be dead?
Thread's gonna 404 soon.