Fluffy thread

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#thatsnothowabortionworks

Pwease hewp wittow babbeh an sistah.

Mummah an westest ov hewd git fowebah sweepies by meanie munstah hoomin wit katana...

Huu huu, su scawwy an babbeh an sistah hab heawt huwties an tummeh huwties.

....ew.

wtf, that fluffy sure sucks at hiding

Aww poor thing I am sorry here I'll take you home and you can have milkies and skeeties

Alright, ya little guys
>Takes foals home
>Cleans up
>Gives sketti from a can

wouldn't it just shit and piss in the cake

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Probably. But edgelords no care.

Tank 'ou!
>The foals begin to eat joyfully.

No if its plugged up and starved

Wha' bout sissah?

Can sissah come tuu?

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Only if I can have her legs

Nu take sissah's weggies, nu pwease!

>Lets them hang out in my bedroom for the night
>Puts them in a cardboard box in the alley the next morning
I'll try to check on you kids when I can!

Then you wont get skeeti or new home

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It's cool, fam, I already took care of em.

>The foals hug each other for comfort and warmth

"Nu wowwy bwuddah, sissah gib 'ou huggies."

What sort of culture would fluffies develop if a large enough herd was isolated for a long time?

"Pwease nu take babbeh's weggies! Huu huu"

>Cried his sister.

sky daddeh worship

I'd hope some kind of fascinating tribal mentality. Problem is, a large number of fluffies would have to be nomadic and would likely wipe all the food out of one area. Many would die from starvation.

>Pats them on the head and walks off
>Checks in every day or so, leaves food
>Buys a big fuzzy blanket to put in the box
>Leaves sketti on Fridays

Ok I tie string around front legs then pull

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Speaking of sky daddeh.....seeing more Christian fluffies would be interesting. Would they just gravitate towards the religion, or would they have to have it browbeat into them by abusive, crazy owners?

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I wouldn't wanna read that tbh. I think fluffies are too stupid to comprehend more than "sky daddeh will save us"

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Tank 'ou su mush!

Bwuddah an sissah wuv 'ou!

"SCREEEEEE, HUU HUU!"

But I mean having unreasonable punishments being lobbed at them because "it's a sin". And they start condemning other fluffies which gets them cast out or beat up

what would they be punished for?

Love you too, kids
>This goes on until the fluffies run off or die

I then pour alcohol on the wounds

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"Unclean desires" of special huggies, begging for food when they already eat so much (gluttony), etc.

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That actually sounds good, especially if fluffies punish other fluffies for those things. You a writer?

Worst. Porno. Ever.

>The foals now saw fit to go walk up to the door of their carers house, hoping to be let in.

Considered it. I just have the time or the energy

"Wy mistah huwt sistah?!"

what if some fluffies end up trapped in a closed fish-plant ecosystem where they breed for 500 generations and the recombinant DNA recombines and the normal fluffy becomes only the first nymph stage, and when under pain or stress it bursts... Into a highly aggressive, boney fluffy with spikes for its six legs and a mandible horn

>Opens the door
Holy fuck, what are you two doing in here?
>Scoops fluffies up and brings them inside quickly

Bwuddah an Sissah wan stay wit 'ou daddeh.

Don't have*

I know....I know....but I can't keep pets in the apartment, guys. You've gotta stay in the alley. My landlord is a dick.

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Oh....Otay daddeh....

>Both foals look very dissapointed.

>meanwhile in the euthanasia clinic waiting room...

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I love fluffy abuse, but even I cringe when I see people roleplaying fluffies.

Do you not want skeeti?
>shows pictures of skeeti

>Pats them on the head
Tell ya what....you guys can come in in Fridays for Sketti Day! It'll be like a sleepover
>Not like I have anything to do on Friday nights anyway
>Though shit like this is probably the reason

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Well you're going to cringe because I am RPing as a foal(s).

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Meh, it keeps the threads bumped.

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Wan skettis buh pwease nu take sissah's weggies!

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Then give me your eyes

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"Yay! Sketti day sketti day"

>The foals both chant with excitment.

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Nu take peepews!

>The foal tries to pull his sister away in an attempt to escape the abuser

>Laughs, leading them outside
Alright, alright, but it's not Sketti Day today. That's tomorrow
>Picks them up, carrying them back to their box
>Crumbles up and leaves a granola bar I keep in my pocket as a sweet treat
See you guys tomorrow!

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I grab it by its tail and start swinging it around

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See 'ou tamowwow!

>The foals begin to eat the bar and from the alley came a metallic sound and footsteps.

Thems sum bad upsies, friend-o