Going to Amsterdam on Monday

Going to Amsterdam on Monday.
Any thing i should check out / do?

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weed

Go to /trv/
Faggot

Hookers and magic truffles.

fuck actual travel advice. i want dirty fun

Dirty fun?
Too late; gay pride was last week.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
When in Amsterdam, get stoned and fuck whores.

Obviously red light district and coffee shops,

Sex museum and Anne Frank house.

Don't be the tourist who walks around smoking weed on the street and basically being a cunt in the RDL
You will be arrested no question

I know it's exciting that you can fuck and smoke weed but seriously just be fucking cool.

Keep your smoking to the shops and hotel room and designated area

And don't go to the prostitutes and be some dickhead, you'll just be turned away

English but resident in Amsterdam for 13 years.

Also don't do sh rooms and go to Anne Franks house

It may sound like a laugh
But you end up tripping in a place where you can literally feel the sadness.

check out a coffee shop called the dolphin its pretty cool also find yourself a prostitute and dump your cum in her

skinny alley

gray area

Good choice

Also bulldog is another good one

Don't hit up the first one you see

Find a quiet one and just chill

what are strip clubs like?

Like any fucking strip club around the world.

Music titty shaking and poles.

More poles inside the ones in Poland tbh though.

Maybe this is obvious to you, but I never considered it.

If you wake up with space cake and smoke your way through the day until the district opens, it's really hard to fuck with any level of coordination.

Also, the shrooms are going to taste like eating dirt, but they're decent. Nothing crazy. Probably do em' in your hotel room.

>never had sex until visited hooker in dam,
>Got stoned first and nerves kicked in
>blames the weed for his lack of experience and basically shitting the bed.

Ggwp.

Hey, both things can be true at the same time.

>English but resident in Amsterdam for 13 years.

Are there better places than the red light district? If yes, post names pls.

dont go in the banana bar, its 50 eur its NOT worth it, don t go into the cabins with live shows, you get like five minutes to watch for 20 eur.. probably best to fuck a whore for. 50

There is so much more to do

Van Gogh museum. Right next to the City and State museums. Van Gogh one is easiest to get into for those who've never been to an art museum. Reproductions really don't do his work justice. Go see the real thing.

The Demask fetish store. Not your generic fetish place. All the weirdest stuff.

I don't know if the brewery tour still serves beer at the end of the tour. Check that out.

There's a second red light district in town, more for locals than tourists. East of the city center, as I recall, but I've never been.

Midnight snacks on the Leidseplein (sp?). Summer in A'dam is dusk for hours.

The Bulldog is shit and overpriced.
Go to the 'Dampkring'

Not really there are some seedy places and some high end ones

Again don't go into the first one you see, shop around and maybe just smoke and explore your first day and then go on a fuck quest the second once you've got your bearings

Other than that, just don't make a neucience of yourself because they have a strict zero tolerance for It with tourists.

I'm looking fore a connoisseur, someone who's been around and know where to go. I'm not an idiot, I just want quality for my money.

>Also bulldog is another good one
>Find a quiet one and just chill

Dude, the bulldog is the 2 go shop for tourist so it wont be quiet and chill there. And you pay a insane price there for mehh... weed

Alright so I only went to it when I first arrived this was over a decade ago and it was barely established.

I grow my own now (2 plants in any household can be grown legally.) Bought the seeds from there so idk there will be better now tbh.

Then do as commented
Shop around you fucking idiot.

If you want to buy some good clothing go to daily paper store, patta store or smib store

>Shop around you fucking idiot.

Idiot. If I go where all the tourists go I'll get ripped off and get mediocre service.

I'm willing to move around.. But perhaps the Netherlands is the wrong place.

Just wander the redlight district and bang whatever whore turns you on. Been there twice and I fucking love it. Window shopping for whores is great.

Concentration camps

A lot of dirty Jews

Remember to check out awesome torture museum, they sell vodka at the gift shop. Or they did five years ago. Hmm. Maybe I should travel to Amsterdam again.

Go to anne franks house. And whrite in the book that if she would live in our generation she would be a user for sure!

Their edibles are expensive.

Terrorist attack!

You should plan a visit to Little Mecca.

The historic weapon collection in the Reiksmuseum.
And all the hookers, porn and weed.

Dont bother fucking the whores in the RLD unless you absolutely *MUST* hump one of them because they are just that hot to you. Its too expensive. If you do you need to negotiate EVERYTHING, like how long, what positions, where you can touch her, literally every detail. Itll be more expensive than its worth. I never used whores but ive heard there are private establishments not inside the RLD that have just as attractive women for far cheaper - they just arnt publicly advertised. You can get the "girlfriend experience" if you like your sex to be intimate. Go online and use google and youll find this stuff easily.

Rent a bike. Seriously makes it so much easier to travel. Its like maybe 12 euros a day.

See a sex show. You literally watch two random normal people have sex on stage with a bunch of strangers watching with you. Its pretty fucking surreal, better if you go with other people you met.

Take free walking tours. This should be obvious.

Go to the heineken brewery. I dont even like that beer but it actually was pretty good fresh, you get 2 free beers with your ticket.

Vondel park or w/e its fucking called is awesome. You can get stoned there or trip or just chill out and everyone else there is doing the same.

If you got friends and cash, rent a boat in the evening and bump music and cruise the canals while getting drunk and stoned. If you dont have money, get some wine bottles and weed and just sit with a few buddies on a bridge with your legs dangling off the side at night over a busy canal and enjoy the show. Every boat that passes will love you and youll love em right back it makes for a fun chill night.

Dont buy drugs from the brown people. My friend did and the coke sucked. We barely got a buzz. If youre gonna buy drugs, buy it from locals, not the "refugees".

Take the free ferry just north of the train station and cross the river/bay and take a bikeride over there, its quiet neighborhoods +park with windmills and shit.

I miss europe.

This list is legit. Do one RLD for fun, but then shop around at the sex clubs. They parade 5-10 girls out, you pick one and go back to their room for an hour. Much more fun than the RLD.

+1 rent a bike