Poorly described video game thread? I'll start with an easy one

Julian Hernandez
Julian Hernandez

Poorly described video game thread? I'll start with an easy one.

There are nazis and russians underground and flying niggers on the surface

Dominic Johnson
Dominic Johnson

BioShock

A bald guy travels through time to stop aliens from wiping out the human race.

Angel Stewart
Angel Stewart

assassins creed? I dunno this thread is dead

Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

there are no nazis in bioshock are you retired

Thomas Mitchell
Thomas Mitchell

metro?

David Scott
David Scott

Metro 2033/Last Light

Breaking walls with gunshots

Easton King
Easton King

That almost sounds like Timesplitters Future Perfect.

Yet that had no nazis.

Jose Bell
Jose Bell

Metro

Thomas Lopez
Thomas Lopez

metro indeed

red faction?

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

Sorry, nope.

Breaking walls with gunshots to locate objective and peek

Cameron Long
Cameron Long

rainbow 666

Easton Reyes
Easton Reyes

Why is the staircase to the exit at the back of a fucking incinerator? Was the guy who built this fucking high?

Eli Wilson
Eli Wilson

Rainbow 6 Siege

You're a fucking magic caveman.

Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed

far cry primal?

Jordan King
Jordan King

Little cat technician Jesus is tasked with screwing in a lightbulb and eating pancakes.

John Ortiz
John Ortiz

Correct, ma nigga.

Levi Gonzalez
Levi Gonzalez

Zeno Clash 1 n '2

If I answered right: Large island and parachute

Caleb Butler
Caleb Butler

Knight with a pink transforming monster

Gavin Cruz
Gavin Cruz

This ambiguously titled franchise places you into the shoes of a spec ops beaner who has been tasked with launching an insurrection in various dictator driven governments.

Benjamin Richardson
Benjamin Richardson

A furry gets spooky phonecalls

Brandon Bailey
Brandon Bailey

You cheat on your voice with someone you've never even seen, only heard.

Anthony Sullivan
Anthony Sullivan

Awesome!

I loved Timesplitters and had all three games on PS2.

Jace Foster
Jace Foster

Fuck, I forgot a few words.
You cheat on your wife with someone you've never even seen, only heard.

Jayden Campbell
Jayden Campbell

Otaku trained by a luchador fights his way up to the top of a mass murder food chain.

Asher Diaz
Asher Diaz

MI6 agent btfo USSR

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

Same, it's how I got through my Goldeneye withdrawals.

Ryder Gomez
Ryder Gomez

Catherine?

Jeremiah Taylor
Jeremiah Taylor

Just Cause of course.

Christian Foster
Christian Foster

No More Heroes. Keep em coming.

Zachary Bell
Zachary Bell

1964 and WW1 did not end, frontline divinding Germany between East and West.

Alexander Sanders
Alexander Sanders

Nah, I should probably add something to it.

You also go camping.

David Moore
David Moore

Just cause.

Jack Bennett
Jack Bennett

You and your eight friends do a lot of math to get out of a fucking boat, ending up with you saving a young girl from being burned alive by using the powers of literal sudoku.

Aiden Cox
Aiden Cox

You eat shrooms and get bigger

Joshua Gomez
Joshua Gomez

Crysis?

Levi Walker
Levi Walker

Ok I got on for you guys
Guess the game

Gun

Mason Scott
Mason Scott

firewatch?

Joshua Wilson
Joshua Wilson

Just cause 2

Daniel Russell
Daniel Russell

collect videotapes and listen to censored music

Ayden King
Ayden King

This?

Kevin Gray
Kevin Gray

A rich asshole, hood rat nigger and an insane white trash hick steal and work for the government.

Jackson Morgan
Jackson Morgan

Using your heavy breathing abilities, you sneak into people's houses, trash cans, and other stealthy locations so you can present them with delicious food.

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

You fucking shoot yourself to summon some kind of shit or something

John Nguyen
John Nguyen

Tetris.

Angel Perez
Angel Perez

Bingo

Gavin Campbell
Gavin Campbell

99
kill me now that's funny

Nathaniel Robinson
Nathaniel Robinson

Correct

Elijah Powell
Elijah Powell

PURSEOWNER

Cameron Cooper
Cameron Cooper

Ho shit that's actually what a game is called

Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

You literally just yell, steal, and attack people,

Thomas Butler
Thomas Butler

This is easy. Metro 2033/last light.

Joseph Kelly
Joseph Kelly

Yeah, it's the better, less hipster version of Red Dead Regurgitation.

Isaiah Flores
Isaiah Flores

Sounds like every time I accidentally click on a napkin in public while playing Morrowind.

Luke Williams
Luke Williams

Space pirate and robo Jap stuck on planet full of mutants.

Carter Mitchell
Carter Mitchell

Metro last light?

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

you're black and first thing you do is steal someone else property

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

SUPER

Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson

sneak king

Ethan Allen
Ethan Allen

are you retired?
Are you old enough to work? Faggot

suck people to death
use their genetic code to kill others

Robert Martin
Robert Martin

Mafia 3?

Brayden Flores
Brayden Flores

gta 5

Bentley Garcia
Bentley Garcia

fnaf

Bentley Moore
Bentley Moore

Lets see if anyone can get this one

You go on a quest to rape every woman in japan but end up uniting the country and vanquishing an ancient evil

Henry Lee
Henry Lee

well San Andreas

Alexander Lewis
Alexander Lewis

escape meat factory so you don't become a pop-stickle

Anthony Reed
Anthony Reed

Your a space nigger
Got to save all the rest of the space niggers

Hudson Murphy
Hudson Murphy

you sit in a chair and listen to "friendship drive, charging" x 17,000

Nathan Hall
Nathan Hall

Prototype?

David Ross
David Ross

Useless man wants to meet up with his ex wife at their old fuck spot

Nicholas Hernandez
Nicholas Hernandez

a bald cunt that gets payed to get rid of various niggers and faggots.

Ethan King
Ethan King

Resident evil 3?

Ayden Nguyen
Ayden Nguyen

Ultraviolent Italian Doom 2 mod.

Bentley Price
Bentley Price

Metro 2033 series

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

Way too new.

Also
faggy usless stars

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

oooh look a plane, might as well shoot my fucking hook at it so i can steal it.

Brayden Allen
Brayden Allen

booth of these are abes Odyssey

Jaxon Gonzalez
Jaxon Gonzalez

Luigi's mansion

William Phillips
William Phillips

Hitman™

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

don't know about the first one but the second yes

Brody Powell
Brody Powell

Shadow of collosus

Dominic James
Dominic James

Super mario

James Richardson
James Richardson

flying rings

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

well done, easy

Charles Barnes
Charles Barnes

Nope

Colton Brown
Colton Brown

Did you only read 'vanquishing an ancient evil'?
Idiot, get the fuck out

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

Some retarded guy no one likes fucks women and searches for his fake daughter

Adam Ward
Adam Ward

the legend of zelda: breath of the wild

Ian Baker
Ian Baker

You hide in a box

Michael Robinson
Michael Robinson

Winrar

Logan Butler
Logan Butler

Nah he's trying to rape the dead chick (only chick in whole goddamn game)

David Jenkins
David Jenkins

Metal gear solid (name any of the games)

Kayden Perez
Kayden Perez

metal gear salad

Jaxson Lewis
Jaxson Lewis

Metal Gear Solid.

James Powell
James Powell

Sexy ass bitch with amnesia

Lincoln Brooks
Lincoln Brooks

you step on arrows

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

life is strange?

Chase Wilson
Chase Wilson

Sonic the hedgehog

Benjamin Thomas
Benjamin Thomas

Mirrors Edge with guns,
every one hates it.

Asher Robinson
Asher Robinson

Yes.

Michael Wilson
Michael Wilson

nope

Colton Cook
Colton Cook

No description, Just:
឴ ឴឴ ឴▲
▲ ▲

Henry Cooper
Henry Cooper

newfag simulator?

Nathaniel Stewart
Nathaniel Stewart

Every Legend Of Zelda game ever.

Jaxon Collins
Jaxon Collins

Wolfenstein?

Lucas Jones
Lucas Jones

"it is better than nothing"

Daniel Harris
Daniel Harris

zelda 1 don't got all 3 pieces

Dylan Garcia
Dylan Garcia

Nope

Large island and parachute and cars and jeeps and buggies and weapons and morons

Nathan Harris
Nathan Harris

No.

Gabriel Howard
Gabriel Howard

Ah..

Asher Gray
Asher Gray

GunZ: The Duel??

Jacob Thomas
Jacob Thomas

Nope

Justin Young
Justin Young

Faggot no. Nein

Eli Wood
Eli Wood

Just cause 2

Brandon Perry
Brandon Perry

playerunknown's battlegrounds

Zachary Hall
Zachary Hall

Brink.. user its Brink.

Charles Martinez
Charles Martinez

you steal stuff: 2

Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

Metro!

Lincoln Howard
Lincoln Howard

We have a WinRAR

Nicholas Hughes
Nicholas Hughes

To be fair it could have been gunz as well

Caleb Diaz
Caleb Diaz

this guy, he gets it

Jordan Powell
Jordan Powell

You bring them the girl and wipe away the debt.

Julian Smith
Julian Smith

bioshock infinite

Samuel Rogers
Samuel Rogers

That's right!

Sebastian Sullivan
Sebastian Sullivan

this game has anti-russian propaganda, but it is not FPS nor RTS

Carter Parker
Carter Parker

Return home
Have to find your family
Oxygen

Cameron Wright
Cameron Wright

Sengoku rance ez

Grayson Rogers
Grayson Rogers

HOT

Sebastian Cooper
Sebastian Cooper

4 kids kick the shit out of animals and travel back in time to beat up one kids obese neighbor

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

WW2 flightsim named after Russian airplane.

Blake Ross
Blake Ross

mother 2

Sebastian Sanders
Sebastian Sanders

Mothership?

Wyatt Myers
Wyatt Myers

Huge war
First one to die
Return from dead
Kill the summoner to rest in peace

Nicholas Hernandez
Nicholas Hernandez

Metro.

Bald psychopath kills random people

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

After it got crowed with hackerz and K-style fegs, it could be GunZ as well.

But Brink has just vault and slide, almost no parkour compared with GunZ and Mirror's Edge

Roight!

Shane Diesel goes to Europe on a Peterbilt

Connor Nguyen
Connor Nguyen

IL 2 STURMOVEEK

Ethan Gray
Ethan Gray

Easy one:

Time control
Meow

Camden James
Camden James

boss tells your brothers to kill you because he jelly
come back from death and kill them all

Jayden Brooks
Jayden Brooks

Fuck yes!

Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

999 Literally just finished the game a few days ago.

Aiden Sullivan
Aiden Sullivan

SUPER

Blake Roberts
Blake Roberts

Your time traveling daughter fucks your best friend and then you marry their daughter

Caleb Rodriguez
Caleb Rodriguez

This is also 999.

Elijah Flores
Elijah Flores

Be knight who uses wind up toys as weapons

Christopher Wright
Christopher Wright

Bioshock infinite . . . We already did this one

Cameron Hughes
Cameron Hughes

You play as a yellow alien killing FBI and Russians.

Oliver Stewart
Oliver Stewart

Shoot up the inhabitants of an entire island and nuke the only thing preventing it from destroying itself (making sure to bag pussy and sniff panties on the way)

Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

Virtual afghanistan

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

correctamundo

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

alien hominid?

Jaxson Butler
Jaxson Butler

not bioshock

Caleb Thomas
Caleb Thomas

Insurgency.

Nolan Foster
Nolan Foster

Super Mario: Yoshi island

Grayson Gomez
Grayson Gomez

Yep.

Hudson Brooks
Hudson Brooks

Nope

Dominic Hill
Dominic Hill

HOT

Nathaniel Edwards
Nathaniel Edwards

fire emblem

William Wood
William Wood

Nope

Zachary Gutierrez
Zachary Gutierrez

yup

Brandon Wright
Brandon Wright

Emerge from your rock and kill the one person trying to unite earth because you know better and he looks gross.

Grayson Lee
Grayson Lee

Oh.

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

The Legend of Zelda

Tyler Hall
Tyler Hall

SUPER

Jaxson Thompson
Jaxson Thompson

Realistic WW1 simulator.

Josiah King
Josiah King

its bangladesh my friends
its pang wang dang my dudes
its p
pp
pppp
pp
p
.......
pppppPAYDAY FELLAS
medic bag sounds

Christian Baker
Christian Baker

Cave Story ez

Alexander Anderson
Alexander Anderson

Minesweeper

Adam Brooks
Adam Brooks

HOT

Oliver Bell
Oliver Bell

Is it metro?

Daniel Jackson
Daniel Jackson

Game literally spoils you on the big twist of where the whole thing is taking place in the first hour of gameplay

Side note: I'm actually kinda pissed it did this, I'm still in the middle of the game.

Landon Gray
Landon Gray

Verdun

Benjamin Jackson
Benjamin Jackson

Nice one

Zachary Price
Zachary Price

SUPER

Ryder Peterson
Ryder Peterson

Uhhh Kirby?

Christian Rivera
Christian Rivera

WinRAR

Elijah Baker
Elijah Baker

Verdun?

Isaiah Murphy
Isaiah Murphy

steal shit from dead bird

Gabriel Rivera
Gabriel Rivera

Yes, that game can be fucking rage inducing.

Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

I kek'd

Brayden Johnson
Brayden Johnson

That's it correct.

Alexander Carter
Alexander Carter

You and your friend form a moving company, but the rivaling firm does not like it so they send waves and waves and waves of policemen to be mowed down but the news do not care

Ryder Jenkins
Ryder Jenkins

HOT

Noah Parker
Noah Parker

A robot shooting/hijacking evil robots to save the robot planet

Eli Richardson
Eli Richardson

Portal...

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

SUPER

Nicholas Perez
Nicholas Perez

Megaman

Colton James
Colton James

Is that supposed to be poorly described or a reply to some other post? Grezzo 2?

Grayson Green
Grayson Green

This one is pretty hard.

You play as a girl who morph into a fighter jet and your mission is to blow up a manmade planet because evil aliens.

William Gray
William Gray

Literally summon the devil so you can steal the hearts of bad people

Levi Mitchell
Levi Mitchell

No sir but good guess

Isaac Jones
Isaac Jones

pruseowner again?

Henry Davis
Henry Davis

Time control
Meow

Kayden Wright
Kayden Wright

A poorly described Grezzo 2.

Christian Diaz
Christian Diaz

Nigga got his family murdered by the protagonist of the first game
But turns out that his daughter was still alive
Nigga is Hella Mad

Jack Barnes
Jack Barnes

voice command chat is spammed on full servers
this game was abandoned by the game developer

Justin Taylor
Justin Taylor

Is it a nes game?

Cooper Evans
Cooper Evans

Metro 2033 (or last light)

Nathan Perez
Nathan Perez

Winner. But the first post about it was 3. This was 5, specifically.

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

HOT

Camden Wood
Camden Wood

yes indeed

Mason Johnson
Mason Johnson

you move a thing on a map

Christian Hernandez
Christian Hernandez

metroid

Lucas Stewart
Lucas Stewart

Weeb Knights of the round table kinda.

James Gutierrez
James Gutierrez

WE WUZ HACKERS N SHIET

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

Sexy robot slaughters shit and questions her existence

Adrian Rivera
Adrian Rivera

I know what game that is just cant think of the name

Oliver Gonzalez
Oliver Gonzalez

SUPER

Jaxson Edwards
Jaxson Edwards

A hint is the main charecter got these metal arms

Hudson Myers
Hudson Myers

darkness 2?

James Moore
James Moore

Woman wakes up in an abandoned hospital and her phone glitches when ghosts are nearby.

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

Brutal doom

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

Nier Automata?

Samuel Walker
Samuel Walker

when the fuck did samus become a god damned jet?

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

Nier automatoes

also A2>2B

Brandon Evans
Brandon Evans

Hacknet? (If it's Watch Dogs I'm going to bite my brains out)

Adrian Nelson
Adrian Nelson

HOT

Alexander Ward
Alexander Ward

SUPER

Charles Collins
Charles Collins

Conker's Bad Fur Day

Bentley Young
Bentley Young

Nope, someone else beat you to it.

Connor Perry
Connor Perry

watch dogs 2 where you play as the KANGZ OF HACKERS

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

Hacknet was a quality game.

Justin Green
Justin Green

HOT

Jason Turner
Jason Turner

Hotline miami?

Asher Morris
Asher Morris

hotlen maimi

Matthew Ortiz
Matthew Ortiz

SUPER

Levi Jones
Levi Jones

It was. Friend got me DLC recently, but I have yet to play it.

Juan Price
Juan Price

HOT

Parker Sanders
Parker Sanders

Game from the Deep Web with child abuse images.

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

SUPER

Dylan Taylor
Dylan Taylor

man tgats ez
sad sayan dragon balls

Caleb Morgan
Caleb Morgan

GREZZO DUE
U imbecile e merda

Joshua Green
Joshua Green

Fallout 4? Saugus Ironworks or whatever the fuck the fire place was called?

Dylan Ward
Dylan Ward

jar of piss

Luke Evans
Luke Evans

Yes?...No?

Christian Brown
Christian Brown

Sad Satan

Daniel Diaz
Daniel Diaz

The Gaurdian legend.

A game that does not get the credit it deserves.

Heres mine:

Show up to work
Wind up being late
Shit goes down

Carter Wilson
Carter Wilson

Team Fortress 2.

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

yes

Jaxon Rodriguez
Jaxon Rodriguez

Yes...That nightmare of a game.

Julian Cruz
Julian Cruz

HOT

Dominic Hughes
Dominic Hughes

It was obvious.

Robert Flores
Robert Flores

SUPER

Julian Thompson
Julian Thompson

of cors it YES..... also mr mutahar(my dad)have called fbi after dis

Kayden Smith
Kayden Smith

Exactly!

also the answer to yours, Not full life?

Adrian White
Adrian White

HOT

Jayden Allen
Jayden Allen

Oh yeah, him.

Robert Nguyen
Robert Nguyen

SUPER

Daniel Watson
Daniel Watson

Space nazis with British accents.

Zachary Ward
Zachary Ward

You fight zombies but they actually have a shitty name.

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

Kirby of course.

You do chores and kill terrorists

Levi Moore
Levi Moore

DLC

Jace Evans
Jace Evans

No one got this?

Noah Adams
Noah Adams

Anything by EA

Blake Cruz
Blake Cruz

If you mean 50% of a life, then yes.

Hunter Hernandez
Hunter Hernandez

My friend is sad
Turns out he's not really sad
I was bad guy all along?

Also, this isn't meant to be in the perspective of the character you control.

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

Metal Arms?

Parker Evans
Parker Evans

Half robot killing machine with government conspiracies and a virus for population control

Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

gather herbs
shoot arrows
kill mechs

Adam Gutierrez
Adam Gutierrez

HOT

Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

SUPER

Luke Mitchell
Luke Mitchell

that gamr where you use the keyboard against zombies?

Ethan Baker
Ethan Baker

Mediocre Victorian London third person shooter.

Jayden Lee
Jayden Lee

HOT

Eli Phillips
Eli Phillips

FFTA

Ayden Gomez
Ayden Gomez

Man discovers that memes is indeed the DNA of the soul

Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

SUPER

Anthony Green
Anthony Green

HOT

Ryder Scott
Ryder Scott

Nier

Robert Jackson
Robert Jackson

SUPER

Brody Flores
Brody Flores

HOT

Carter Roberts
Carter Roberts

Nope.

Alexander Morales
Alexander Morales

That one game with the dystopian future where society has collapsed and people are trying to survive

Jayden Jones
Jayden Jones

SUPER

Austin Sanders
Austin Sanders

Horizon?

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

The Last Of Us?

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

The Order 1886

Nathan Lee
Nathan Lee

HOT

Christian Campbell
Christian Campbell

Killzone?

Chase Thompson
Chase Thompson

Yes, shame it didn't do so well to be honest.

Blake Reed
Blake Reed

The Order 1886?

Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

SUPER

Josiah Davis
Josiah Davis

nope

Mason Gutierrez
Mason Gutierrez

Yes sir

Isaiah Mitchell
Isaiah Mitchell

Indeed that is correct.

Long live Visari!

Ryder Hill
Ryder Hill

HOT
OOO
TOH

Landon Campbell
Landon Campbell

Main competition for Call of Duty turns in to Call of Duty in space

Carson Reyes
Carson Reyes

Ah.

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

You build primitive electrical lamps so you can read skillbooks so you can craft weapons and cook meals and fuck zombies up.

Asher Reed
Asher Reed

"Die in awe!"

Jason Carter
Jason Carter

Are you with them?

Benjamin Myers
Benjamin Myers

Yes. Shame it was mediocre.

I like to have seen a sequel to it.

Set in WW1: The Order 1916.

Adrian Young
Adrian Young

Bulletstorm

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

Disadvantaged man becomes a multi-millionaire real property magnate and business owner thanks to violence.

Jace Stewart
Jace Stewart

you know, its the one where shit is all fucked up and people are fighting

some people liked playing it but others thought it was shit

Landon Martinez
Landon Martinez

Breaking walls with gunshots to locate objective and peek
Red Faction

Nicholas Collins
Nicholas Collins

How hot are you?

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

Fallout 3 or 4. Most people like the rest.

Anthony Jones
Anthony Jones

America 2017:The game

William Sanchez
William Sanchez

Yep, I'm playing Full Clip Edition on PS4.

Jaxon Lopez
Jaxon Lopez

Ikr? But it's slow game play
Hell yeah I knew it!
.
.
.
.
Ok here goes.
New York is dead
protagonist of first game fuckd up
kills your wife
you and your marines get there
ambush
give you nigger powers with glowing red anger
you kill old friends and ugly mother fuckers
kidnaps your daughter
face to face in the rooftop of one of NewYorks big ass buildings
you win

Ayden Hughes
Ayden Hughes

He also listens to lots of crazy people and shitty DJs in his car radio.

Jaxson Price
Jaxson Price

fucking sand everywhere.

Austin Williams
Austin Williams

SUPER

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

Oh yeah.

I've not played it though.

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

HOT

Jonathan Ward
Jonathan Ward

Yeah.

Slow and torturing.

Jayden Peterson
Jayden Peterson

KILLING FLOOR!
CALL OF DUTTY

Wyatt Turner
Wyatt Turner

SUPER

Aiden Wright
Aiden Wright

Tony Hawks Pro Skater

Carter Brooks
Carter Brooks

You survived a plane crash and your son is missing

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