Poorly described video game thread? I'll start with an easy one

Poorly described video game thread? I'll start with an easy one.

There are nazis and russians underground and flying niggers on the surface

BioShock

>A bald guy travels through time to stop aliens from wiping out the human race.

assassins creed? I dunno this thread is dead

there are no nazis in bioshock are you retired

metro?

Metro 2033/Last Light

Breaking walls with gunshots

That almost sounds like Timesplitters Future Perfect.

Yet that had no nazis.

Metro

metro indeed

red faction?

...

Sorry, nope.

Breaking walls with gunshots to locate objective and peek

rainbow 666

>Why is the staircase to the exit at the back of a fucking incinerator? Was the guy who built this fucking high?

Rainbow 6 Siege

You're a fucking magic caveman.

far cry primal?

Little cat technician Jesus is tasked with screwing in a lightbulb and eating pancakes.

Correct, ma nigga.

Zeno Clash 1 n '2

If I answered right: Large island and parachute

Knight with a pink transforming monster

>This ambiguously titled franchise places you into the shoes of a spec ops beaner who has been tasked with launching an insurrection in various dictator driven governments.

A furry gets spooky phonecalls

You cheat on your voice with someone you've never even seen, only heard.

Awesome!

I loved Timesplitters and had all three games on PS2.

Fuck, I forgot a few words.
You cheat on your wife with someone you've never even seen, only heard.

>Otaku trained by a luchador fights his way up to the top of a mass murder food chain.

MI6 agent btfo USSR

Same, it's how I got through my Goldeneye withdrawals.

Catherine?

Just Cause of course.

No More Heroes. Keep em coming.

1964 and WW1 did not end, frontline divinding Germany between East and West.

Nah, I should probably add something to it.

You also go camping.

Just cause.

You and your eight friends do a lot of math to get out of a fucking boat, ending up with you saving a young girl from being burned alive by using the powers of literal sudoku.

>You eat shrooms and get bigger

Crysis?

Ok I got on for you guys
Guess the game

Gun

firewatch?

...

Just cause 2

collect videotapes and listen to censored music

This?

A rich asshole, hood rat nigger and an insane white trash hick steal and work for the government.

Using your heavy breathing abilities, you sneak into people's houses, trash cans, and other stealthy locations so you can present them with delicious food.

You fucking shoot yourself to summon some kind of shit or something

Tetris.

Bingo

>99
kill me now that's funny

Correct

PURSEOWNER

Ho shit that's actually what a game is called

You literally just yell, steal, and attack people,

This is easy. Metro 2033/last light.

Yeah, it's the better, less hipster version of Red Dead Regurgitation.

Sounds like every time I accidentally click on a napkin in public while playing Morrowind.

Space pirate and robo Jap stuck on planet full of mutants.

Metro last light?

you're black and first thing you do is steal someone else property

>SUPER

sneak king

>are you retired?
Are you old enough to work? Faggot


>suck people to death
>use their genetic code to kill others

Mafia 3?

gta 5

fnaf

Lets see if anyone can get this one

You go on a quest to rape every woman in japan but end up uniting the country and vanquishing an ancient evil

well San Andreas

escape meat factory so you don't become a pop-stickle

>Your a space nigger
>Got to save all the rest of the space niggers

>you sit in a chair and listen to "friendship drive, charging" x 17,000

Prototype?

Useless man wants to meet up with his ex wife at their old fuck spot

a bald cunt that gets payed to get rid of various niggers and faggots.

Resident evil 3?

Ultraviolent Italian Doom 2 mod.

Metro 2033 series

Way too new.

Also
>faggy usless stars

oooh look a plane, might as well shoot my fucking hook at it so i can steal it.

booth of these are abes Odyssey

Luigi's mansion

Hitman™

don't know about the first one but the second yes

Shadow of collosus

Super mario

flying rings

well done, easy

Nope

Did you only read 'vanquishing an ancient evil'?
Idiot, get the fuck out

Some retarded guy no one likes fucks women and searches for his fake daughter

the legend of zelda: breath of the wild

You hide in a box

Winrar

Nah he's trying to rape the dead chick (only chick in whole goddamn game)

Metal gear solid (name any of the games)

metal gear salad

Metal Gear Solid.

Sexy ass bitch with amnesia

you step on arrows

life is strange?

Sonic the hedgehog

Mirrors Edge with guns,
every one hates it.