Who would you rather fuck? Left or right?

Who would you rather fuck? Left or right?

the guy on the right

obviously left

The girl on the left.

Bailey every time. Any who picks Amy is a straight up faggot

My hand.

left ofc :)

Left obviously.

bailey can fuck me as i eat amy's snatch

Bailey 100%. At least she puts an effort into being feminine and pretty.

That cabinet handle just to the left of Bailey.

there's a 3rd head visible to the left, so i'd take chances on that one, so left

kek

Pretty sure that is wayne and garth

the right one looks like a tranny too tbh, looks more male than the tranny on the left

Put it this way: do you think an "I fucked Amy Schumer" thread would get more interest than an "I fucked Bailey Jay" thread? No, because most Sup Forumstards want to know what it would be like to make sweet sweet love to the dude in a wig.

Right - but only just just.

The one on the left looks like a trap.

Not American so I don't recognise either of them if I should.

Both

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based foreign fag has a super power that lets him tell when traps are traps and not real girls

this is a trait lost among western men, we must treasure this man

I would hate-fuck the shit out of the piggy on the right; as much as Amy Schumer sucks donkey cocks, I'm just not a gay

Bailey without question.

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Left all day every day
Also checked

this is the only acceptable answer

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Feminine penis > manly vadge

People who need to explain themselves about these things are usually gay

Stop making me insecure :(

Barfing intensifies

Nothing wrong with that

Feminists are usually into kinky sex, bet she'd eat my ass no problem

This guys mom.

Imagine how gross Amy Schumer would be if she had a cock. She's already gross, a cock would make her grosser than gross.

Bailey Jay is actually hot.

I don't think Amy wears a wig fam

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both, i have absolutely no standarts

fuckin' kek

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I'd rather fuck the feminine man on the left, rather than the fat man on the right.

Looks like they didn't use enough lube. Hardly any in-out action. She's just rocking on it and the base looks dry as fuck.

You seem gay.

when the hell did bailey's dick get so thick? I could have sworn she had a feminine penis not all that long ago

But not really though, faggot

his dick is getting even bigger

she pumps it up

the word is 'homosexual'
gay means 'happy'

Ones a cow ones a fucking clown. I'd rather hang myself

Left a thousand times.

I want to fuck the right and be fucked by the left

Maybe, but lots of 'happy' men have cum up their colons.

I'd rather fill my penis with tiny ball bearings until I add 10 pounds to my overall bodyweight.

At least with bailey you're guaranteed anal

i'd just want to jack off while left shat all over right's face and made her lick it off her fingers.

moar

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I'd rather die alone.

She really puts forth no effort.

Is this picture real?

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>implying you have a choice in this matter

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KEEEEK RIP RIP RIP
and yea, the one that isnt Schumer

trips demands an answer OP

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Yes, Bailey was interviewed on Inside Amy Schumer.

FPABP

well which was it, on or inside Amy Schumer

>Who would you rather fuck? Left or right?

Fuck you, and fuck all the faggot porn spam, most definitely including "Bailey Jay" and every other cross dressing trans faggot.

MOVE IT TO /TRASH/

Whichever one needed it more ;)

Left, even if she's not really attractive. I can definitely smell the poopy ass of the one on the left from here

Oops i fell for the trap, to be fair I thought she looked like a man but I didn't want to be rude. Obviously men look like women. They are the same animal. Don't kill yourself. Or if you are going to just fucking do it and stop making it everybody else's problem you frickin retrded

Amy Schumer is erotic as fuck!

Excuse me I am listening to Rat in a cage. I just hate suicide. So sad.

I'd love to just fuck a pony with two cocks and wings and watch sonic and eat Doritos. Is anyone else here severally autistic and greasy?

I would rather slam my dick in a sliding glass door.

Yes user!! Amy said her cunt smells like a small farm animal. I want to smell her while bailey rapes my ass

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she wouldn't do anything for a man

I want to fuck them both. They're both beautiful, sexy women.

shes bigger than the guy fucking her lmao

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Is it just me or did baileys cock get fucken huge? i remember it being barely average sized?

Do you guys not watch Bailey porn? She's got a nice sized cock.

But unfortunately with a fat cock like hers when it's time for her to give anal it might be very painful.

I'd like to see the one on the left fucking the one on the right.

I thought pumping did not give any gains????? if so, shit i wanna do this.

I could be funny like everyone else and say bailey, but schumer has that bitch next door PTA mom look that I love.

its not perma but it makes it a little swollen for an hour or so.

its pretty much always been that big though. she doesnt always get a raging boner when shes just doing the 'cum in my own face' solo videos.

Bailey cuz is the only straight answer. Fucking Amy because it's convenient pussy is as gay as going to a bath house for a hj because it's convenient

nothing funny about it mate i'd pick Bailey every time.

This.

swap the genitalia and i'd bang either one

I would bring the lube and let the nice lady on the left ejaculate her creamy baby batter into my bottom so I could become mpregnant and be the mother of her children(male).

Let's asume I didn't know bailey was a trap and I didn't know how anoying and disgusting amy is I would have went for bailey because of the more feminine look.

I reverse searched google "bailey trap" found her then "bailey trap dick" but no dicks in sight so if I pick bailey and I see her pulling out a dick my dick will go flaccid.

A girl with a dick is as bad as watching human destruction videos to me

Bailey. But it disappointed me that bailey is hanging out with dummy mcSmelly-puss

TL;DR
>I'm secretly a faggot but I act straight on Sup Forums because muh masculinity

I don't know, but left is no uglier than a lot of people you see walking around.

That's the sort of thing an enormous, nut-cupping, cum-slurping, nipple-tweaking faggot might type.

where can i find the vid with sound