What does Sup Forums use for home defense?

James Wood
James Wood

What does Sup Forums use for home defense?

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David Sanchez
David Sanchez

i use niggers, they steal stuff as pay, but niggers will be niggers and they keep other niggers at bey

Dominic Garcia
Dominic Garcia

Plus buss a cap for her lesbian lover

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

A history of paramilitary violence. When burglars have been kneecapped for the past 30 years, people don't tend to try fucking up your shit. God bless the INLA

Dominic Fisher
Dominic Fisher

my social anxiety

Aaron Brown
Aaron Brown

Not living in a third world country helps

Michael Rodriguez
Michael Rodriguez

A loaded house plant and a pretty intimidating box of cereal...

Alexander Foster
Alexander Foster

A Barrett 50 Cal.

Leo Cruz
Leo Cruz

My halitosis

Dominic Roberts
Dominic Roberts

870 12 gauge shotgun and a xdm 9mm in my living room inside the side of my sofa compartment

gen 3 glock 9mm in my bathroom in the medicine cabinet

500 12gauge mounted on the side of my bed
s&w shield 45acp in my cubbard in the garage

ar15 in the hall closet

my car has a similar setup with a 9mm xdm in the center console and a ar 15 in the trunk

i carry a .357 on my ankle and a 9mm kimber micro iwb concealed and if im out in the woods i carry a 44 magnum and bring a 12 guage

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

A history of paramilitary violence. When burglars have been kneecapped for the past 30 years, people don't tend to try fucking up your shit. God bless the INLA

what?

Camden Turner
Camden Turner

I listen to alex jones to make sure I know when I need to find a bunker.

David Torres
David Torres

I make everything look like a black family lives in my home so people think there is nothing worth stealing/breaking and entering.

Jackson James
Jackson James

My guardian angel

Brody Sanchez
Brody Sanchez

holy shit do you live in a warzone or are you just paranoid?

Samuel Brown
Samuel Brown

Northern Ireland. It's complicated

Noah Nelson
Noah Nelson

Not living in a nigger infested third world shit hole like the U.S. is a good start.

Caleb Morales
Caleb Morales

sounds like Detroit

Jose Phillips
Jose Phillips

a nigger free neighbourhood

Ian Morgan
Ian Morgan

I have a scarecrow

Levi Sullivan
Levi Sullivan

sorry forgot pic of grandad

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

kfc buckets and malt liquor bottles in the front yard?

Christopher White
Christopher White

Hatchet Harry?

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

IRA or for queen and country?

Carson Perry
Carson Perry

lot of nigger jokes. edgy

Dominic Jackson
Dominic Jackson

A 12 gauge, like every other normal red blooded American.

Charles Stewart
Charles Stewart

Ireland m8

Hunter Lopez
Hunter Lopez

I'm british so no guns, I got a butterfly knife i keep on me at all times in case of shit starting, you never know what the next homeless chav will do

William Harris
William Harris

being poor

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

not good enough, add some watermelons

Jaxson Young
Jaxson Young

up the ra

Luis Morales
Luis Morales

Based user

Angel Jenkins
Angel Jenkins

probably its the logic of the shithole i live at, but if i was known to do that shit probably someone would try to get revenge by now...

Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

a winchester 1972

Jackson James
Jackson James

Personally, I use the fact that I have nothing to steal.

Jeremiah Edwards
Jeremiah Edwards

I'm half Irish and British but fuck you and the IRA you give a bad image to Ireland

Jeremiah Cox
Jeremiah Cox

BRRRRRAAAAAAP.

Easton Stewart
Easton Stewart

these fly over my place all the time ;)

damn so close

Brody Rivera
Brody Rivera

I throw my cat at people who get to close

Nathaniel Hill
Nathaniel Hill

Implying niggers don't live in Europe

Gabriel Martin
Gabriel Martin

come find out for yourself

Austin Price
Austin Price

Faggot

Gabriel Ramirez
Gabriel Ramirez

The cringe is real.

Juan Peterson
Juan Peterson

Yet you've mastered neither language.

Christopher Perry
Christopher Perry

Kek!

Kayden Jones
Kayden Jones

Why the fuck do you have 500 12 gauges..? It's people like you that make me think gun control really isn't a bad thing.

Connor Taylor
Connor Taylor

I use beta males who sacrifice themselves for me

Isaiah Morgan
Isaiah Morgan

I don't need a gun - I've got a Donk

Kayden Green
Kayden Green

my devastating flatulence

Brody Hughes
Brody Hughes

be user
sleep
suddenly a noise in the kitchen
get out of bed
not this shit again
you go and see two fuckers looking through your shit
they see you, and pull their guns
you take a deep breath
suddenly, mustard gas begins to spew forth from your mouth
the would-be robbers are now gagging to death on your floor, a cloud of gas smothering them
go back to bed
problem solved

Jonathan Adams
Jonathan Adams

No I'm just very pissed and slightly illiterate

Landon Barnes
Landon Barnes

I'm half Wookie and Mandelorian but fuck you and the Rebel Alliance you give a bad image to the Empire

Evan Davis
Evan Davis

g'day cobber

Hunter Cox
Hunter Cox

its funny cuz naggars liek fish sammiches and orange soder huhuhuhuh am i rite felluhs huhuhuhuh

jesus christ

Cameron Sanders
Cameron Sanders

fuck you FBI

Eli Bell
Eli Bell

Shotgun

Jose Foster
Jose Foster

I disguise my place to look like a garbage tip, making it harder to find the valuable stuff.

Ethan Hughes
Ethan Hughes

im trying to find one in acrylic

Hunter Gomez
Hunter Gomez

And the rifle

Christopher Adams
Christopher Adams

Not having logs on pendulums aimed at all entrances
not having pitfalls
not having blow guns in totems connected by pressure plates

What kind of Pygmies are you people?

Parker Butler
Parker Butler

I eat Wookiees for breakfast.

Their meat is chewy

Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

Where's the trigger?

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

12 gauge pump. (Remington 870)

Jason Campbell
Jason Campbell

angry darkie

Jaxon Thomas
Jaxon Thomas

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mossberg_500

Blake Morgan
Blake Morgan

wash it down with a diet yoda

Michael Miller
Michael Miller

Fair enough. Clearly the Irish half has control.

David Ramirez
David Ramirez

Id break into your house to steal that

Justin Butler
Justin Butler

kek

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

liveleak.com/view?i=a6f_1380593191

Carter Moore
Carter Moore

130 kg of solid oak, steel and deadbolts in all four directions is my first "defense".
Takes the fire department 15 minutes to open with their tools.
Once inside my rottweiler Balder awaits.
And last but not least, my trusty camping axe.

Dylan Martinez
Dylan Martinez

Ha ha ha. You'd have to get through 2 dogs and a pistol first. If you make it that far, you'll end up with 9 holes from the shotgun shell. I'll see you when you get here.....

Andrew Stewart
Andrew Stewart

An glock 21 & meat cleaver, hand forged.

ibn4 muslim

Gabriel Lee
Gabriel Lee

I'm white and from the south, numbnuts. Just not a mouthbreathing, racist cousin-fucker like the rest of you swine.

Plus making jokes about niggers is low-hanging, strange fruit.

Levi Torres
Levi Torres

It had an ending..

Julian Taylor
Julian Taylor

Oh you'll hear the click - but it won't be from the trigger. It will be from thumping on a skull

Jose Martin
Jose Martin

lol what happens when they pop your window open?

Samuel Fisher
Samuel Fisher

I'm half Man and half Woman but fuck you Binary people you give a bad image to gender

Cooper Lee
Cooper Lee

Ha ha ha ha

Isaiah Thompson
Isaiah Thompson

A water gun.

Samuel Brooks
Samuel Brooks

Well then I stand no chance because it's clearly Spiderman ( I live on the 8th floor)

Dominic Powell
Dominic Powell

Colt M1911. Put a .45 in the fuckers skull

Christian Gomez
Christian Gomez

Cause niggers can't swim

Gabriel Flores
Gabriel Flores

Till you prove otherwise, you're just a nigger.

Connor Nguyen
Connor Nguyen

fisticuffs, as god intended

Alexander Ward
Alexander Ward

fuck off fbi

John Scott
John Scott

Apply for your shotgun licence then.
I keep 2 shotguns at home. Living here doesn't mean you can't have guns.

Matthew James
Matthew James

takes fire department 15 min to open

Not necessarily a good thing, and how do you know this?

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

wew you're badass
you wouldn't pull the trigger if your life depended on it you scared little bitch
your dogs would eat your stinking corpse too

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

Going to live in Ennis in September, Ireland is the shit at least I'm sure we can agree the dirty sandnigger Taliban immigrants are the worst

Easton Cook
Easton Cook

Okay. You don't need to prove to me you're a faggot though, I believe you.

Christian Howard
Christian Howard

My 460 XVR.

Colton Ramirez
Colton Ramirez

I will split your face motherfucker

Robert Davis
Robert Davis

Didn't know Samsung made guns.

John Carter
John Carter

how do you know this?
All security doors here are sold with an estimate for how long it takes to break the door down. And the people who complete these tests is the fire department.

Luis Thompson
Luis Thompson

I need to get one, street or web, whats your source?

Angel Hill
Angel Hill

Are you retarded?

Brayden Nelson
Brayden Nelson

when you really need to kill the fucker

Alexander Richardson
Alexander Richardson

swiss army knife because uk weapon laws kek

Joshua Smith
Joshua Smith

I found it amusing

Matthew Jackson
Matthew Jackson

ITT, three maniacs you really wouldn't want to rob, and 50 faggots who probably couldn't even punch someone if they got in a fight

Luke Perez
Luke Perez

Cringe

Kayden Sullivan
Kayden Sullivan

How dare you, my mother always told me I was special.

Daniel Miller
Daniel Miller

Avara cadavera

Nicholas Taylor
Nicholas Taylor

Kek will the swiss army knife be thy ultimate abode defence weapon, no more shall amerifags asketh of us why thy useth not though firearm

Brayden Foster
Brayden Foster

Against what, raiders? Do I need to build turrets?

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

dog and a 12 gauge shotgun

Adam Thomas
Adam Thomas

Avara cadavera

Kevin Brooks
Kevin Brooks

KEK WILLS!!

Samuel Rodriguez
Samuel Rodriguez

white people are the bigger theives

Grayson Smith
Grayson Smith

Don't they let you faggots hang blunderbi over your mantles?

Blake Wood
Blake Wood

machete master race reporting in

Brandon Hughes
Brandon Hughes

My trusty old boomstick waits inside the door/window for any nigger trying to get in.
If they can survive the arctic landscape to get here first.

Levi Evans
Levi Evans

Ignore these faggots, there are plenty of Bongs with guns.

Adam Myers
Adam Myers

You're on Sup Forums everyone is a faggot. But not everyone is a nigger like you though.

Brody Ross
Brody Ross

round the corner
i chop off your hand with the machete
figure 8 pattern overcomes you in CQC

hey. i guess youre planning to fight in the desert, in the wide open, on the ranges or something..

Josiah Martin
Josiah Martin

Same here.

Adam Thomas
Adam Thomas

low-hanging, strange fruit.

That's dangerously close to intelligent humour. You ain't from around here, are you boy?

Thomas Bailey
Thomas Bailey

My house is pretty much a big open square (open layout)
If you come through a window = boom
Come through the door = boom
Either way you die before you set a foot inside.

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

I JUST WANT TO BE LIKE YOU, BRAD

I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE THUG LIFE! I-IT CHOSE MEEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEEEEEE

Asher Jenkins
Asher Jenkins

yeah unless you werent expecting it in which case im already preying on you, inside the house, before you have the gun in your hands.. asshole.

Luke Rivera
Luke Rivera

inside the house
Then you'd be food for my mastiffs.

Austin Perez
Austin Perez

Mostly I use a door. Combined with a proper lock. Behind the door is my German Shephard, not very aggressive but does the job. No more weapons than a baseball bat.. Eurofag

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

Let's see
between 450 and 600 soldiers
barbed wire
electrical fences
security checkpoints
armed guards
security cameras
infra red
Probably more shit I don't know about.
I live on an army base.

Liam Bennett
Liam Bennett

I need that spread

Kevin Barnes
Kevin Barnes

I'd make them a cup of tea and ask if they want a chat.
I'm lonely.

Austin Bennett
Austin Bennett

Kitchen/hunting knife and a complete lack of my own safety. I couldn't give a shit, someone enters my home I'll fucking stab ya. While screaming. Naked. If I get shot so be it. You'll be gutted before I drop.

Justin Miller
Justin Miller

A rifle, a pistol, 2 machetes, and 7 bowie knives.

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

I don't think you understand how guns work.

Jaxson Brown
Jaxson Brown

Me and my four brothers, three pitbulls, one jack russel, one angry fucking cat and a few rifles and shotguns and my .45.
Ya'll entered the wrong house boy.

William Russell
William Russell

I'd weaponize my bed bugs

Jose Stewart
Jose Stewart

A deadbolt.
if you want in to my apartment bad enough to take the fuckin door down, you can have my shit. I'm insured for more than I own anyway and could use a new tv.

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

he thinks guns is instakill
9/10 times it takes 4-5 shots to drop someone.
I live in a tiny fucking apartment. By the time you get my door open I'm ready and waiting, knife in hand.

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

That's actually interesting user, tell us more about it

Brody Perez
Brody Perez

guns don't kill you right away unless it's a perfect shot/head shot
go watch some police shootings etc on the interwebs, takes a lot of bullets to stop the bad guys

Lucas Watson
Lucas Watson

ITT Faggots terrified of their neighbours and internet tough guys who'd shoot their own foot off in panic.
It's embarrassing to read this thread. You should all seek help.

Lucas Harris
Lucas Harris

I don't live anywhere with real crimes, but let's see.... I keep all weapons by the bedside, I live in a densely wooded area so feral animals/carnivores are a threat... Especially to my outside dog. They use to pay us to hunt predators rather than us paying them for the stamps. Long distance/hungry bear threat? Meet my '76 Remington pump 30.06.... An actual intruder, or smaller animals that have gone feral? I got a steven's/ winchester 16 gage pump. Can't miss... Unless I'm retarded. An actual human trying to rob this far back in the woods? Pull a pistol, I drip my machete and say wanna try? Pull a knife? I pull out my nice and sharp machete and say go for it. Intruders spotted far away, with no weapon? would meet my rifle. Do I need those guns? Probably not. Why do I own them? This is merika faggot. Also, inherited from grandpa and I hunt.... Machete? Cuz what the fuck not. Specified guns? Cuz Sup Forums is full of fags.

Henry Robinson
Henry Robinson

I'd offer to buy the Benelli off of you. I sold my Mossberg 930 a couple months ago and I miss her. I need a good replacement.

Jayden Kelly
Jayden Kelly

It's simple, I'd throw jars full of bed bugs and piss at the the home invader would likely gtfo because a tard was throwing their own waste. The intruder would possibly gtfo and when they get home
invaders will have taken a liking to their place.

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

Can't miss... Unless I'm retarded.
that's good news for the other guy

Lucas Adams
Lucas Adams

The Katana is my weapon of choice

Jackson Brown
Jackson Brown

Holy fuck that's awesome. Is it three shot or do all three go off together?

Nicholas Phillips
Nicholas Phillips

If they break in you can teleport behind them...

Ian Cox
Ian Cox

My defense? I live next door to a police station. Cameras everywhere as well.

Hunter Smith
Hunter Smith

Rememtion lever action rifle fast and great as hell if you have a good shot

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

The amount of retard it takes to miss a spread gun 4 feet away, with spread? That's you retarded, user.

Camden Adams
Camden Adams

Depends which model you buy my dude, they make whatever you want

Michael Morris
Michael Morris

you're me retarded? damn.

Landon Brown
Landon Brown

12 gauge shotgun with #4 buckshot at home long piece of rebar steel inside my car

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

Change your diet you filthy cretin

Eli Turner
Eli Turner

muh dick

Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

But the one in the pic, yours. Do they all go off together or can you fire it three times?
I want to fire that at something. I'd love to see the damage it would do.

Adrian Wilson
Adrian Wilson

Very effective.

Colton Foster
Colton Foster

assuming at a 4 foot spread wouldn't knock someone else, whether or not it's a 16 gage, on their ass
assuming a 30.06 wouldn't blow a hole in someone's chest
Assuming a pocket knife(and believe me it would be that or a buck knife) would outreach a machete. Yea. I'm fucking retarded. I'd willing play a game when it's a 16 gage without a slug vs a 9mm. Maybe pain if they're stupid, but I'd win every time.
Believe me... That's a 3" mag in the shit for coyotes

Lincoln Murphy
Lincoln Murphy

Reinforced concrete, barbed wire and mine fields.

Justin Barnes
Justin Barnes

2 years of intensive krav maga training. I own no guns, yet you soon realize that practically everything is a weapon with the proper mindset.

Colton Russell
Colton Russell

I think you mean 'sabra cadabra' you simple faggot

Alexander Scott
Alexander Scott

The police, the locks on my door and my fist you fucking faggot.

Mason Butler
Mason Butler

sabra cadabra
Lovely lady, mystifying eyes...

Landon Flores
Landon Flores

God dammit now I have the FFVII theme stuck in my head.

Brody Flores
Brody Flores

you should get on some medication

Josiah Nguyen
Josiah Nguyen

The one I have shoots individual because it's honestly just a waste of bullets to fire all 3 at once unless you wanna just fuck shit up for fun

Leo Phillips
Leo Phillips

Cricket bat (aslong as you make it look like you use it for sporting purposes, so knee pads and helmet nearby)

Matthew Parker
Matthew Parker

I hope you survive the sand niggers, user

Lincoln Smith
Lincoln Smith

Poverty

Christopher Ward
Christopher Ward

Usually, drillings have separate triggers to fire. That one has three shotgun barrels so, I'm assuming it has one trigger to fire all three. If they can custom make it, you should ask for a vierling. Search em up. Sick as fuck bruh

Kevin Williams
Kevin Williams

That's fucking foul

Liam Garcia
Liam Garcia

WITH MIND BULLETS

Brayden Martin
Brayden Martin

come at me

Adrian Harris
Adrian Harris

good idea thanks user

Oliver Rodriguez
Oliver Rodriguez

I have a pretty fortified small home with only one entrance to the rooms. Three pitbulls all trained to my command. A crossbow. Three swords. A rusty machette. Cqc training. I would own a gun but my neighbor supplies me with firearma if needed. He owns quite a few canons and ars. I go to the shooting range with him every month

Zachary Rogers
Zachary Rogers

I carefully and autistically set up my entire 600 sq ft condo so that no matter where I am, standing or sitting, I have something that I could use to kill somebody within arm's reach. This includes four firearms and countless knives and bludgeoning instruments. I actually live in a secured building in a relatively very safe major American city, but I just like that feeling of ultra-security.

Ayden Cooper
Ayden Cooper

Let's hope you don't get robbed by a ferocious spin-bowler.
Assuming they don't die laughing at you running at them in full whites, your pads and helmet.

Connor Bell
Connor Bell

No chance in the UK. Minimum barrel lengths and such like prevent such weapons as they'd be considered assault weapons as opposed to hunting weapons.
I'd just like to put all three through a pig carcass at once, just to see the damage.
It's also a thing of beauty.

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

My fists

Anthony White
Anthony White

Checked and keked

Elijah Long
Elijah Long

Well your house should be easy to rob then.

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

Well minimum barrel length is 24" and you're allowed a 3 round capacity with a shotgun certificate. Maybe you could get away with it?

Dylan Nelson
Dylan Nelson

youll get burst within the first month you gobshite.

Kayden Foster
Kayden Foster

You wouldn't laugh if Merv the swerve came at you, moustache all aflutter, and a glint in his eye which says "your middle wicket's mine, boy". I saw him bowl a ball clean through a man's torso once, way back when cricket was a proper man's sport.

Luis Howard
Luis Howard

You that fucking bad at shooting, or just interested in feeling the kick of 3 bullets at once? Shit...

Nathan Ross
Nathan Ross

Depends on the room. I have weapons in every room including bathrooms. My fave is the .45 in my dresser but the Judge is a close second and shotgun in the closet and another downstairs will make the local meth heads and heroin junkies think twice.

David Price
David Price

Being British gives a bad image to Ireland

Connor Smith
Connor Smith

It's an interesting suggestion. I have a shot gun cert, and firearms for .22lr and .17hmr.
I'm not sure my local clay shoot would look on it favourably though.
Fucking KABOOM.

Nathan Parker
Nathan Parker

so you're a fenian and you're english fs man...

Noah Nguyen
Noah Nguyen

bullets

Alexander Hernandez
Alexander Hernandez

I live in Canada in a decent small town, the only danger i need to worry about is dipshit farmboys driving drunk.

Ethan Nguyen
Ethan Nguyen

my fists, i'm a man.

Alexander Wilson
Alexander Wilson

My vocabulary

Noah Brooks
Noah Brooks

official bepis server discord/Sxwjpys

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

Jesus Christ

Elijah Evans
Elijah Evans

OK, you may have a point there. A terrifying thought.

Are you kidding? That thing would be great fun if all 3 shot simultaneously.

Aiden White
Aiden White

wsbtv.com/news/trending-now/man-reportedly-kills-three-teens-with-ar15-during-oklahoma-home-invasion-attempt_/506695909

Stories like these give me a justice boner

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

You should throw it through the windows of unwanted neighbors

Ryder Bennett
Ryder Bennett

Bullets wut?? Pretty sure that's a 12g, what with the 12g barrels and 12g shells.

Xavier Cook
Xavier Cook

Butterflies are shit and illegal anyway. I wear steel toecaps and if someone invades my house I have a selection of antique swords.

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

Yeah, my place wouldn't be happy with it either.
Nice to see another bong who keeps guns. Too many think we're all disarmed.

Colton Wood
Colton Wood

my personality

Adrian Hughes
Adrian Hughes

Not having a complicated system only passable if you can slow time
Do you even palace of Azad my dude?

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

Steel Toed Boots

Ryder Robinson
Ryder Robinson

Thats...actually kind of factual. The A-10 was designed around the weapon system, not the other way around.

Jeremiah Davis
Jeremiah Davis

The 6'5" kind, with firearms

Carson Allen
Carson Allen

My entire full first floor can be turned into a pit of spikes with the press of a button

Levi Price
Levi Price

Inb4 i am the blackman.

David Brown
David Brown

I relinquished my .243 entitlement last year due to lack of use. I live in rural somerset and just about everyone I know has a fair collection of guns.
Too many tanks are obsessed with hand gun ownership (read this thread) to see beyond the end of their own foresight to realise most of Europe, Britain included, has far freer gun ownership than they think. I regularly shoot with a guy who has 10+ guns Inc. .303, .243, .45 percussion revolvers, a 39 round .22Magnum Tommy gun, a .45 Winchester underlever and any number of .410, 12 and 20g shotguns. My old man still recharges his own 12g ammo and he has a 9mm colt 1911 for large stock animal dispatch.
I'm down to my last 3 12g shot guns. 1 over under, one side by side and one vintage 12g single barrel hammer action cooey.
But to stay on thread, I don't need them for home defence because Somerset. No niggers.

Ryan Collins
Ryan Collins

Nebelwerfer 4 teh winz.

Jordan Fisher
Jordan Fisher

I keep a dozen or so ninjas around the house on retainer

Connor Wilson
Connor Wilson

So true about the lack of knowledge regarding gun ownership. I've never bothered with a FAC, I'm more than happy sticking to shotguns but like you have quite a few friends who own a huge variety of different calibre firearms (including a weirdo who loves using black powder).
Also like you I live in an area with virtually no cultural enrichment, hence home defence is a non-issue.

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

...aaaand we have a winner.
You can werf my nebels anytime you want user.

Wyatt Gray
Wyatt Gray

If we did have niggers they'd never get past the geese without waking the whole county. Then there's 3 mental border collies who scare the fuck out of everything and everyone.
Tbh, I so rarely use the .17hmr I'll probably drop that to next time round. The .22's the perfect bunny basher but I may chop that in for a fac PCP air rifle. Ammos way cheaper and the ft/lb is the same as subsonic rimfire. 1000+ ft/sec. I would miss the semi auto though, so who knows.

Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

I also built a hairspray powered potato cannon that shatters thermolite blocks at 20 yards, but it's 7 foot long and won't fit in the hallway, so no good for home defence.

Nathan Wilson
Nathan Wilson

Kek

Brandon Hughes
Brandon Hughes

I live in a condo where people have to pass through several security checkpoints and I have many traps made of basically just stuff I had laying around the house all through my condominium itself and a cat.

Adrian Gomez
Adrian Gomez

a door and a lock

Brandon Fisher
Brandon Fisher

Ruger .40

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