What does Sup Forums use for home defense?
What does Sup Forums use for home defense?
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i use niggers, they steal stuff as pay, but niggers will be niggers and they keep other niggers at bey
Plus buss a cap for her lesbian lover
A history of paramilitary violence. When burglars have been kneecapped for the past 30 years, people don't tend to try fucking up your shit. God bless the INLA
my social anxiety
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Not living in a third world country helps
A loaded house plant and a pretty intimidating box of cereal...
A Barrett 50 Cal.
My halitosis
870 12 gauge shotgun and a xdm 9mm in my living room inside the side of my sofa compartment
gen 3 glock 9mm in my bathroom in the medicine cabinet
500 12gauge mounted on the side of my bed
s&w shield 45acp in my cubbard in the garage
ar15 in the hall closet
my car has a similar setup with a 9mm xdm in the center console and a ar 15 in the trunk
i carry a .357 on my ankle and a 9mm kimber micro iwb concealed and if im out in the woods i carry a 44 magnum and bring a 12 guage
>A history of paramilitary violence. When burglars have been kneecapped for the past 30 years, people don't tend to try fucking up your shit. God bless the INLA
what?
I listen to alex jones to make sure I know when I need to find a bunker.
I make everything look like a black family lives in my home so people think there is nothing worth stealing/breaking and entering.
My guardian angel
holy shit do you live in a warzone or are you just paranoid?
Northern Ireland. It's complicated
Not living in a nigger infested third world shit hole like the U.S. is a good start.
sounds like Detroit
a nigger free neighbourhood
I have a scarecrow
sorry forgot pic of grandad
kfc buckets and malt liquor bottles in the front yard?
Hatchet Harry?
IRA or for queen and country?
lot of nigger jokes. edgy
A 12 gauge, like every other normal red blooded American.
Ireland m8
I'm british so no guns, I got a butterfly knife i keep on me at all times in case of shit starting, you never know what the next homeless chav will do
being poor
not good enough, add some watermelons
up the ra
Based user
probably its the logic of the shithole i live at, but if i was known to do that shit probably someone would try to get revenge by now...
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a winchester 1972
Personally, I use the fact that I have nothing to steal.
I'm half Irish and British but fuck you and the IRA you give a bad image to Ireland
BRRRRRAAAAAAP.
these fly over my place all the time ;)
damn so close
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I throw my cat at people who get to close
>Implying niggers don't live in Europe
come find out for yourself
Faggot
The cringe is real.
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Yet you've mastered neither language.
Kek!
Why the fuck do you have 500 12 gauges..? It's people like you that make me think gun control really isn't a bad thing.
I use beta males who sacrifice themselves for me
I don't need a gun - I've got a Donk
my devastating flatulence
>be user
>sleep
>suddenly a noise in the kitchen
>get out of bed
>not this shit again
>you go and see two fuckers looking through your shit
>they see you, and pull their guns
>you take a deep breath
>suddenly, mustard gas begins to spew forth from your mouth
>the would-be robbers are now gagging to death on your floor, a cloud of gas smothering them
>go back to bed
>problem solved
No I'm just very pissed and slightly illiterate
I'm half Wookie and Mandelorian but fuck you and the Rebel Alliance you give a bad image to the Empire
g'day cobber
its funny cuz naggars liek fish sammiches and orange soder huhuhuhuh am i rite felluhs huhuhuhuh
jesus christ
fuck you FBI
Shotgun
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I disguise my place to look like a garbage tip, making it harder to find the valuable stuff.
im trying to find one in acrylic
And the rifle
>Not having logs on pendulums aimed at all entrances
>not having pitfalls
>not having blow guns in totems connected by pressure plates
What kind of Pygmies are you people?
I eat Wookiees for breakfast.
Their meat is chewy
Where's the trigger?
12 gauge pump. (Remington 870)
>angry darkie
wash it down with a diet yoda
Fair enough. Clearly the Irish half has control.
Id break into your house to steal that
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kek
130 kg of solid oak, steel and deadbolts in all four directions is my first "defense".
Takes the fire department 15 minutes to open with their tools.
Once inside my rottweiler Balder awaits.
And last but not least, my trusty camping axe.
Ha ha ha. You'd have to get through 2 dogs and a pistol first. If you make it that far, you'll end up with 9 holes from the shotgun shell. I'll see you when you get here.....
An glock 21 & meat cleaver, hand forged.
>ibn4 muslim
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I'm white and from the south, numbnuts. Just not a mouthbreathing, racist cousin-fucker like the rest of you swine.
Plus making jokes about niggers is low-hanging, strange fruit.
It had an ending..
Oh you'll hear the click - but it won't be from the trigger. It will be from thumping on a skull
lol what happens when they pop your window open?
I'm half Man and half Woman but fuck you Binary people you give a bad image to gender
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Ha ha ha ha
A water gun.
Well then I stand no chance because it's clearly Spiderman ( I live on the 8th floor)
Colt M1911. Put a .45 in the fuckers skull
Cause niggers can't swim
Till you prove otherwise, you're just a nigger.
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fisticuffs, as god intended
fuck off fbi
Apply for your shotgun licence then.
I keep 2 shotguns at home. Living here doesn't mean you can't have guns.
>takes fire department 15 min to open
Not necessarily a good thing, and how do you know this?
wew you're badass
you wouldn't pull the trigger if your life depended on it you scared little bitch
your dogs would eat your stinking corpse too