You wake up to aliens looking at you like this

>You wake up to aliens looking at you like this

Wat do???

anal.

i would ask them to abduct me and let me fly in their spaceship because i don't wanna live on this shitty planet anymore

fuck off space niggers, we're full

I would give them gps coordinates of my enemies.

Thank god for getting out of my miserable life.

Spread my buttcheeks and ask them to proceed with the probe.

ask them why it took so long and how can i help them.

Underrated post.

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ayy lmao

ask them if they know what the word "iconoclast" means

Like their each one of their eyes and convince them it means peace amongst worlds, they look juicy.

start fapping to scare them off

Relax and try to enjoy anal probing

Ayy what's up?

roll left off the table, stand straight up and look them in their weird glassy pits.
Scream at the top of my lungs and start biting chunks out of them, tear to shreds with hands, use windmill fists to bruise and batter their bodies,
steal space-craft, find location of home-planet, fly spaceship to white-house front garden, tell trumpers to launch 50 nukes for alien-world.
destroy life
mfw i've done my job as a human-being

Furiously masturbate. Maintain eye contact. Assert dominance.

TAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF OF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!

you can blow up the moon, fuck off we are full

pray to jesus

seriously this works check "ce4 research" if you want to find out more

Can I stay with you guys?

I fucking afraid about aliens! Im alone?? Seriously if i see that i don't know what i do :S

>Do a 360
>Walk away

Help a poorfag out. imma keep spamming until i get 30, in exchange here. paypal.me/BleachedLucas

>>You wake up to aliens looking at you like this

I jump up, snap their fucking alien necks, steal their space cruiser, fly over Israel and pick off Jews from the air.

Fuck off