Sex stories and sexual experience thread?

Sex stories and sexual experience thread?
> I have no story I am a virgin

well me to Sup Forumsro so I can't help you with that

no one actualy has sex its just a myth that is spread by liars

the sad thing is, I unironically think that way. From my solipsistic point of view, sex doesn't exist.

Just some cognitive dissonance your brain is doing, as admitting that others have sex would be too painful to do.

yeah probably. my own point of view is the only thing that matters anyway, so it feels better to deny it, cause I know I can't change it and will be forever alone.

Watch porn, there's proof that sex exists, faggot.

Not even with yourself? You can't be that virgin

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i came inside my girlfriend 3 days ago. im kinda terrified that there will be 2 lines instead of one

One time I put penis in vagina until it juiced

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

My girlfriend is married, so I don't need to worry about kids

Fucking married women huh?

sex is over rated. did it a few times. jerking off is better.

once had sex in a laundry mat.

sex is a stupid game?

I thought porn was all fake

You two are the scum of the earth

Fucked a girl in her car once. It was a Honda Civic, and there wasn't much room. Put my back out, it sucked.

Moral of the story is... Unless they're a midget, the only good sex you'll get in a car is road head.

Have a problem with that?

>I wake up at 7 a.m. on a Friday to go see my crazy ex gf
>We're gonna go to the beach
>3 hour drive to her
>Pick her up, smoke a joint, she says she's horny
>We go to the nearest private place, which happens to be a country club
>Park my car on the golf course and we fuck in the country club bathroom
>Shit was kinda gross
>Went to the beach, pretty fun
>On the way back, she says she's horny again
>We fuck again in my car behind a Home Depot

That was a fun day.

I don't experience it myself, therefore it's fictional.
I'm the only conscious being in the universe. I provide foundation for you to exist. If I ceased to exist, so would the whole universe and everyone who lives in it.

Why do you say that, what makes you so terrible that you are destined to be alone forever?

No nutting in your gf is. Unless she is on birth control

or just get a better car Like Land Cruiser 570

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what if shes cool with taking it out IF its there ?

If you a really bothered by that I feel bad for you, women smell that insecurity on you and you will definitely be the guy they cheat on. Grow the fuck up, your dick isn't the only one wifey is going to get forever.

serious case of social anxiety. I'm pretty much fucked for life.

Have you considered that you're the only one in the universe who isn't conscious? This is your mom, you're in a coma and I'm trying to reach you, please come out if you can hear me.

Hey man take that cap off your head and pull up your shorts. And while youre at it, shave that "beard" off of what you call a face.You two are disgusting

a thai prostitute

Just remember girls are just as horny as guys. They just get horny in different ways and what they require to agree to sex is different than what you might expect.

Also, consider societal slut shaming. Girls need to feel like they have an excuse to have sex. This is why no doesn't really mean no a lot of the time.

That's not to say you should force yourself, just that a girl is usually not going to approach you for sex. You have to lead the horse to water first, stick its head down, see if she drinks.

That's where you're both wrong buds

Follow up on my beach story

>Back when my crazy ex was my crazy gf
>Halloween night, went to a crazy party, we're both coked out, barred out, drunk and high as fuck
>Pull into some random parking lot

I drive a BMW btw, small ass sedan

>Open back door, she pulls up her dress and bends over with her hands on the back seat
>Doggystyle.jpg
>Hella cars drove by, dunno if they actually paid attention
>Nut inside, drive home
>Back home, showered, in bed, she's still extremely fucked up
>Tried anal, stopped after 2 mins because it hurt her too much

Also a fun day.

how can you say girls are just as horny as guys when 90% of sexual harassments if not more are by guys
same about rape, although most women cannot overpower the average adult man

>if you are bothered by the destruction of marriage and the family you are insecure

You and that whore are some of the reasons that 20% of children come from adultery and not the husband

My first time was when I was 15. My gf of the same age and I were making out while watching a movie at my place. It progressed to foreplay (fingering her, biting her nipples, her hand on my cock), and she got really wet. Then we started grinding on each other and she couldn't bare it any longer. Despite not having a condom, she whispered in my ear "put your... dick in me". I knew I shouldn't have, since teenage pregnancy would have fucked both our lives up massively, but I obliged. I slid inside her dripping wet pussy slowly but easily. She was tight, it was like masturbating but with a warm, soft, wet cloth. She was digging her nails into my back from the pain of losing her virginity but it soon eased. We fucked faster in missionary position breathing heavily on each other's necks. I could feel myself getting close and I pulled out. She knew what that meant and promptly slid down underneath me to take my load in her mouth.

Before that, there was a time when we both masturbated side by side on my bed. She looked me straight in the eyes and took her fingers from her pussy and licked them clean without breaking eye contact.

She was such a naturally sexy girl. I still feel envy to this day for whoever gets to fuck her now.

Sex is best on a cool autumn friday evening as the sun sets and no cares in the world. Warm tones from outside shining through the blinds on her smooth satin skin. The smell of fall and pumpkin warming the mood. The softness of flannel sheets and oh God she didn't wipe that well... Holy fuck how do you just leave a dingleberry and grin like you are sexy. Oh fuck. That horrible choice to be made. Do I ignore it and try to enjoy a nice evening, or say something and deal with her embarrassment and the awkwardness, maybe even argument. Oh shit this is terrible. I can smell the shit just sitting there wedged in the butt cheek. For fucks sakes! I know, I'll say I need a nice warm shower. She will say she wants to join, and I'll take care of that little nugget and maybe she won't notice.

Later in the shower, oh God... She shit in the shower. A fucking log just dropped. This is our third date and she literally just shit right in front of me in hot water.

Well, better off single anyway.

lie, once fucked a rich girl in a land rover. Sex was fucking amazing, and, lets not forget that i came in her belly, her and the seats all covered in millions of my could-be sons and daughters.

No, why should I? My consciousness is the only thing in the entire universe I can be 100 per cent certain about.

Because girls are not boys. Even if women were just as strong as men, with the same sexual characteristics, there still wouldn't be as many female harassers.

Wanna know why? When girls are horny they want to be taken, when boys are horny they want to take.

good point t b h, havent heard it b4

Women are more selective, because they can only carry one child at a time. But they have an evolutionary drive to mate that is just as strong as a man's.

Like I said, women getting horny in a different way, so this manifests differently.

But a sexually mature woman who is not currently having sex biologically desires to be having sex just as much as a man does. If not, the hornier women will outcompete her.

This is true even if she knows rationally that she does not currently want to procreate. This is why we invented the Pill.

>playing vidya
>kicking ass
>team is about to win
>gf wants attention
>somehow jealous of a fucking game
>she comes over to computer
>sits in my lap facing me
>start making out
>she starts rubbing her crotch on my ever hardening dick
>she gets up and drops her pants
>no panties on
>unzips my dick and sits on it
>feels good
>oh shit stop! what about condom?
>"you wont need one, it's safe for you to cum in me right now"
>I didn't think my dick could get any harder but it did
>start fucking like crazy
>her pussy is squeezing down tight around my cock
>about to cum
>thrusting up into her
>she leans forward wrapping her arms around me
>latched on
>clutching me
>thrust one last time up into her pussy
>cum buckets
>look over her shoulder
>I lost the game

And ofc this is not all cases, but in general when people are horny guys want to grab 'em by the puss and girls just want a horny guy.

That's sux bro

fucked brothers ex

> been a few years since they dated
> both of us in our early 20's
> girl is short as fuck, skinny, cute as heck. big lips. she was really small
> hanging out with his ex and her friends
> end up staying the night at some girls house
> end up sitting on floor next to brothers ex
> she ends up rubbing against my leg
> move in closer
> make out
> we go our separate ways in the morning
> we text each other and say no one can know about it cuz my bro would kill me
> we meet up again in a playground
> she says "i want to fuck you"
> we go back to her place and fuck
> over next month we fuck everywhere
> fuck her in a field surrounded by woods in some random ass town because i had gone for walks thru there a while back and knew it was empty
> find out my best friend at the time was fucking her too. she stopped fucking him when she started fucking me lol
> cut off all ties with the girl
> brother finds out years later
> he is piss
> he spits in my face
> i call the cops
> they ask me if i want him arrested
> i say no
> mfw fucked brothers ex, shit was so cash

Dude, I'm not even anywhere near ready to even talk to a girl and if I did it would come across as too forced and extremely awkward for both me and them. Even if I for some strange reason where at a place with a lot of girls, why the fuck would they pick me out of all the guys there.
I can't even compete with all the normal guys, and if girls are around don't tell me there's not a constant competition, because there is. Who wants anything to do with the awkward guy when there's enough normal guys to choose from.

My situation is more severe than any of you normalfags could ever imagine. At this point I have pretty much accepted I will stay a virgin forever. I don't even have any friends cause I have no idea how to socially interact with anyone, and I don't enforce it either cause nobody wants to talk to an awkward, uninteresting guy like me.

Started talking to some half French half Jap petitie af girl on yikyak. She was horny and thought I was handsome so she came over to my uni dorms. I had drunk a fair bit of whiskey so we didn't have sex but by the time 6am-7am rolled round we were good.

She came round another time after that again because she was horny, we had sex for a long time and she left roughly 1pm the next day. She said she was 18 but she honestly didn't look like it nor did she behave like it but idgaf

>This is why we invented the Pill
No, that would be to kill the family once and for all by "empowering" women to be sluts and have consequence free sex, helped by feminism and socialism (biased family courts, welfare, alimony, etc.)

Haha, she must have broken up with him, huh?

>last line

So you're the only conscious thing in existence yet can't figure out how to effectively communicate with things that are exactly the same as you but, but not conscious? Wow, consciousness doesn't sound too fun.

Get off the internet and out of the house and you will eventually stop being a pathetic loser.

Peel the fat. So many people are fat nowadays a normal weight person is practically an independent gold mine. There are women who will make the effort.

Keep in mind some interesting stories. Perhaps take a Dale Carneghi class in speaking, it really pushes your comfort zone but is well worth it. Like anything else, talking with others (or in front of crowds!) gets easier with practice.

It definitely isn't and I want to die.

20 years ago I got together with basically a high school sweet heart who I thought would be good for me. 18 years of marriage and mediocre sex later, she wants out. Then I met a woman who REALLY blows my mind. Sexy af and we like the same things. Life couldn't be better. Just a long road to get here. Sexually, I love all of her. I love it missionary, doggie, her on top, us masturbating each other, her sitting on my face, me feeding her my cock while she cums from a wand, me cumming on her tits and feeding it to her. God damn she's fuckin spectacular.

It's funny that you think I'm fat cause I'm pretty skinny actually. I probably look better than a lot of guys who have no problem getting laid at all. It's the sole lack of social skills and constant fear of judgement that ruins my life.

I had a girl fingering my prostate while sucking my dick.. Was actually fucking amazing

>be senior in college
>really drunk at a party
>different school
>see girl by herself
>she's 19, skinny, brunette
>seems kinda nerdy, self-conscious
>walk up to her
>'hey I'm user'
>'hey user, I'm femanon'
>'hey femanon, wanna get out of here?'
>she says sure
>I say take me to your dorm
>we go to her dorm room
>on the way say roommate is out of town
>start making out second we close the door
>strip all clothes off
>she has a perfect body
>larger breasts than I realized
>perfect milky skin
>fuck for 1-3 hours
>no idea because I lost track of time
>so drunk can't come
>pass out
>wake up
>realize she has a huge nose
>whatever never gonna see her again
>tells me she's never done that before
>coolbeans.jpg
>left my sweater in her room
>oh welll
>became FB friends a year later
>still posts pics of her perfect body in a bikini all the time
>still has a big nose

Pic related, same body.

>muh solipsism
>muh depression
Quit being a whiny faggot.

typical normalfag response. you have never been in a situation like this and you have not the slightest clue what I'm dealing with every single day.

You can fuck right off

That's the symptom, not the cause.

FUCK
I lost the game

Do you have any better (constructive) ideas then (besides an hero)

>My female boss and i been fucking for some time
>Decide to do acid with my best friend and his hot milf ff
>Supposed to do 100mikro each, milfs first time
>Do acid, wait about 30 min
>Bestie and me looking at each other
>holyshitthisisnt100mikro.png


Cont?

Yes I do you faggot. I am the furthest thing from a normalfag, or at least I was. If you want to deal with your problems, there are real solutions out there. However, it seems like you only want to complain.

They knew it would do that. They were developing it for that reason. Maybe that's a bit too much of a "conspiracy theory", but feminism is rooted in marxism, which has always sought to destroy the west by destroying the family and other sacred institutions. Feminists were heavily involved in the birth control pill movement.

Keep thinking that way and it'll remain true. You have to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal. Chicks love skinny dudes. Just get out there.

Start by being some chick's friend, someone you're definitely not interested in, they have friends and eventually one of them will want to get laid and will decide you're the one that's gonna do it. It's called 'getting lucky' for a reason, but you have to make your own luck.

>go to prom with my ex girlfriend who we'll call Shannon
>decide to go in a group, mainly her close friends, and one of our mutual friends, we'll call him Jack
side note: after i broke up with Shannon, she put all of her problems on Jack. he was the emotional backboard for her, and somewhere along the way, he fell for her. Shannon has told him several times that she's not interested, but he keeps on trying
>anyways
>we go do all the prom things: pictures, dinner, go there and dance, and all that shit
>around 10:30 we leave cause we're tired as shit from dancing
>Shannon's friends all just go home or something, i didn't pay attention
>Shannon, Jack and I all go to Jack's house
>11pm, we're a little bored, decide to watch some Emperor's New Groove on the VCR
>fuckyeah
>Shannon sits next to me
>Jack is at a position on the couch where he can't see us, unless he deliberately turned away from the screen
>the movie progresses, Kuzco drinks his poison, etc
>Shannon is now leaning up on me, and i get that urge
>my hand finds a way to her thigh, and she's all for it
>she's wiggling her body, making movements that urge my hand closer in
>ohshit
>im rubbing
>she's rubbing
rubadub dub, guess who's got a chub
>surprise, it's me
>whoops, finger slips in
>still making conversation during the movie
>Jack turns around a few times, god bless the blanket and dark room
>clothes are about to get torn off back here, but there's still the factor of Jack
>he's still on the same couch as us
>movie finishes, it's 1:30 am
>i lie and say im tired
>Jack goes to his room, Shannon to the guest, and i sleep on the couch
>i wait 30 min or so, plenty of time for Jack to fall asleep
>about to go sneak into the guest room, when my door is opened
>knock knock, it's Shannon
queue vigorous sex
>after i finish, the hormones clear, and im nervous of Jack finding us, or his parents even
>she leaves, i go to sleep
>it's fucking 5 am, she wakes me up cause she wants to bang again

>Yes I do you faggot. I am the furthest thing from a normalfag
I doubt that faggot. You have achieved NOTHING compared to what I need to achieve to ever become normal.

Yes, you asshole

nah, don't bother

>meet 17 year old chick
>start talking
>shes drunk as fuck
>grinds my dick for next few hours in the club
>make out
>take her home
>she just passes the fk out in my bed
>goes home next morning
>gets hit by a car and breaks leg
>fuck this
>wait till she has recovered from injury
>2 months later shes in my bed again
>kissing and start fingering her
>she grabs my dick and starts wanking me off
>i feel that im about to come and we havent even started fucking
>moment is intense as fuck, what do?? What do????
>moves her head towards my dick because she wanted to suck it
>blow my load right in her eyes by accident
>shes mad as fuck
>laugh at her sticky eyeballs
>leaves
>oh well

Being skinny doesn't help me at all. In the end nobody likes an awkward loser with a boring personality. Confidence and social skill is all that matters in this society.

>be me
>sometimes fuck girlfriend
>I'm old now though and really not that into it anymore
>real life Al Bundy

Same fag, different story

>be 22, living in SF
>haven't gotten laid in a while
>friend is coming to town
>friend's gf has a work trip coming up
>week before, friend calls
>friend's gf has a female co-worker
>co-worker just broke up with her bf
>sends a photo of her
>Asian chick, nice body, decent face
>friend's gf asks: would I fuck her?
>yes ma'am
>cool, she's gonna stay in your room
>okie dokie
>friend, gf, and co-worker arrive
>awkward at first
>fuck whole weekend
>more than friend and his gf do
>never see her again

>Decide to not say anything to the ladies so they wont freak out
>The comeup is hard as fuck, can feel my feelings and sense of self slip away
>have done 300mikro before, and this is 5x more intense
>Everything starts morphing together, there is no longer me and you
>Have no more feelings anymore, all i feel is the atmosphere around me
>What the others feel is what i feel
>This lasts for about 4-5 hours, slowly gaining some sense
>Decide to do mdma, because fuck it
>We all do about 150-200mg each, comeup feels great
>At this point we are still tripping balls on acid so what is sensible and not is just thrown out the window
>Feel the love in room from the acid+mdma combo
>Everyone undresses because skin is amazing
>Starts bundling up, entangled in eachother, licking fingering, sucking
>Dont know what the fuck is going on, but feels fucking amazing
>This goes on for like 2-3 hours, bodily fluids everywhere, no fucking limits to what we would do
>Felt like we lived like it was gonna be the last day of our lives
>Just gave into our deepest carnal desires brought out with the acid and made possible with the love from the MDMA

First you must identify the problems. You've said that you struggle with social interaction due to your social anxiety. The way to deal with this is by repeated exposure to people. You need to practice talking to people.

To be honest with you, when you say that you are very far from normal, it means that you will have to change radically in order to be more normal. I don't know what your lifestyle is like, but I assume it isn't healthy. Even simple things like getting up early, eating healthy, and exercizing a few times a week will improve your mood. I would recommend going beyond that, and re-evaluating your entire philosophy and lifestyle. This means getting out of the solipsistic rut, stopping the things that isolate you, and developing a structure that you can use to improve yourself.

But you're not an awkward loser. You're user, the guy who (fill in the blank).

Never said this before, but just go get some tattoos. Make that your thing. Should definitely get into lifting weights too. That always helps with confidence.

Cont.
>i mean shit, i aint going to say no
baddabing baddaboom, im getting the poon
>cum on her, she wipes on a towel that i left lying around after my shower
>i guess that works
>after lying there for 10 min or so, she goes back to her room, and i go to sleep for the second time
>morning comes, i wake up around 9
>Jack and Shannon are both sitting on the couch im sleeping on
>panic for a second, get my bearings, and it seems like he's none the wiser
>neato burrito
>as im about to leave his house, im cleaning up where i slept
>i pick up the towel, and ask where his washing machine is
>he says "i'll just take it," and grabs the towel
im sorry friend
>i say "oh okay, thanks"
>leave

Shannon and i fuck regularly, and Jack still doesnt know. A few of our mutual friends know, and he has been dubbed 'cuck boy'

I didn't mean to fuck his shit up that badly, but it's some damn good poon

>They knew it would do that. They were developing it for that reason.
Meh. "They" is a corporation that wanted to make a bunch of money. Just because the outcome was foreseeable doesn't mean it was the motivation. Also, just because it seems foreseeable now, in hindsight, doesn't mean the consequences were that obvious back then. But again, money.

>be 14, sister is 15
>on holiday
>sister is swimming in pool, I'm half asleep beside it
>she climbs out to go pee
>bikini string catches on loose tile by the ladder
>rips off
>she thinks I'm asleep (got sunglasses on), so she just picks it up and sits down on bed opposite me
>as she lifts her leg I get full unobstructed view of her little bush
>surprisingly thick and dark
>labia and clit hood visible through it
>instant boner
>go inside, jack off furiously in bathroom after she's gone
>cum so hard I start crying

Sorry 4 my english Sup Forumsros but here's my story

>be Czech boi
>21yo, beta, kissless virgin
>go to meeting of several nations in Germany
>after 4 days getting closer with a 19yo spannish grill
>next 2 days hanging together during trips, games and other stuff
>first girl dat really likes me
>self-confidence rising
>fast forward
>last evening
>almost midnight
>alone together outside away from others
>kissing 4 da 1st time
>feelsgood.png
>instantly hard as never before
>after a while move inside
>go to dress room (only room not being used there)
>she makes me lie on ma back
>sits on me
>undressing in progress
>ohshititishappening.avi
>she gets on my dick
>best time of my life yet
>we do it for like 3 minutes
>suddenly doors open
>our frined comes in
>he notices us
>akward silence
>she gets off me
>30s dialog in spannish between him and her
>he leaves saying something i do not understand
>we had to stop there unfortunately never finishing it
>still enjoyed it eventhough cockblocked
>next day we both left to our countries
>haven't seen her since but still in touch via chat

And that's how i got laid for the first time and cock-blocked by a friend of mine.

pic related
PS: am i still virgin? imo not but want to know your opinions

Kill yourself. You probably write papers criticizing water and air

>I'm more insane than you!
You know, it really doesn't seem like you are actually insane. You're just using ideas other people came up with as excuses for not even trying. If you were really solipsist, it would empower you. The world would be a game that ended as soon as you quit and no one's life would matter except yours. You think sex exists because you made this thread. Other people's opinions weigh on your mind.

You are just so afraid of failure that you just say your anxiety holds power over you so to not try. Well guess what? It takes practice which means you're gonna fail. If you're really solipsist, use that to your advantage. Why do you care so much to fail if you are the only life that matters? Use that to use people as practice, dummy.

Your dick was inside her vagina? And there was some fucking action (strokes back and forth)? No.

yea it was
thx user

I thought about that often but came to the conclusion that this is suitable solution to my problems. Mostly because I'm afraid this will fuck up any chances for a better next life. I obviously wish I died because this life is useless for me, but it would have to happen without any sort of influence from my side.

Without porn and video games most virgins today wouldn't be virgins. Daily reminder to stop consuming that trash.

>cum so hard I start crying

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Damn user you fucked in his apartment?

house anyways, yeah. the door to his room was 10 ft away

answer so i can finish fapping

What kind of lame Prom is this shit. You actually went to the dance?

You're on Sup Forums. We're all virgins

>You're just using ideas other people came up with as excuses for not even trying.
No, I actually felt like that for years and even told that to psychologists (in my own poor wordings) without knowing there was actually a term for that, until I casually stumbled on it and was amazed how accurately it describes the way I often feel.
>If you were really solipsist, it would empower you.
Not really cause being solipsist doesn't imply you have any special abilities other people don't have. You just know the universe and everything that every happened is an illusion created by your own mind. It's a helpless and depressing feeling.
>You are just so afraid of failure that you just say your anxiety holds power over you so to not try.
I'm only afraid of failure cause I have failed too many times already.
>Why do you care so much to fail if you are the only life that matters?
Cause it feels like shit to always fail and getting nothing out of it.

Lost my virginity at 10 to a sexy 17 yo girl and it ended in a threesome. Some people will say bullshit but whatever. And it's a long one.
Part 1/7
>Live in a very small town
>My 10th birthday party (only child)
>Everyone comes, any occasion for grown ups to get drunk and party they take it
>The town doctor has a daughter and she's home from boarding school and comes as well
>Had a crush on her big time from the age of 7 but was so shy and had never really talked to her
>Talking with a group of my friends from school in the front yard
>She comes up to us and asks who's birthday is it?
>I say Me then she says "I have a present for you" she comes over and gives me a huge kiss on the the lips
>I'm stunned and frozen in shock and totally embarrassed that it was in front of everyone
>My friends can't believe it and go wild with excitement like I'm the King
>Which makes me even more embarrassed
>I leave then go and hide under my bed
>Soon everyone one starts looking for me as they want me to blow out the cake
>One of my older friends (like a big brother to me) finds me and drags me out
>He guesses why and is like WTF?? You're the man be proud
>I go out feel like everyone knows (I hate being the center of attention)
>But everything goes back to normal opening presents and having cake playing party games etc..
>Later that night around 11pm I'm playing new vid games that I got in the living room with all my friends
>The adult party in going on out side on the veranda
>I go to the kitchen to get a drink and she sees me from outside and comes in and says "come with me I want to show you something"
>Guess something is up and say "show me here" she says "No user come with me, come with me!"
>I can tell I have her on the hook about "something" but am scared by how forceful she is being so I say no (IDIOT!)
>She gets a little pissy at me and walks off in a huff
>I go back to play vid games
cont?

>currently at a girl's apartment as I type this
>both did 2 points of Molly
>waiting for the peak
>then going to do sexy time

Wish me luck, bros
>then