Is she the worst character of all time?

Is she the worst character of all time?

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yes

>gibs gibs gibs gibs gibs

she was the original sheldor.

I don't know who that it

a major character on the most popular show in the world.

The second she styles her hair normally, takes off the choker and tones down the makeup, forty years is instantly added to her appearance

I just googled the pic, I know of NCIS, but I've never seen it. It's really the most popular show in the world?

Abigail "Abby" Sciutois a fictional character from the NCIS television series
i haven't heard of this television series
admittedly i don't watch TV but since there are many TV shows that i have heard of, i'm pretty sure it's a long way away from being the most popular show in the world

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quite possibly

Shit it's been almost 6 years since I've seen NCIS

Looks like I'm gonna do another run through
What's it now, 10 seasons?

it is the most watched show in the world by a huge margin. cbs put out the data last year I think.

It's actually second. BBT has 0.1 million more viewers

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>What's it now, 10 seasons?
Try 14

>millions of people tune in for each episode of tbbt

this is honestly the most baffling thing ive ever experienced in my life, how do this many people have a vested interest in a show with literally 0 redeeming qualities?

well except kaley

That's not Kate.

that is probably usa numbers. I remember the press release and it smashed the runner up. unless I am remembering something else, like drama category or something.

The only show I can think of that actually nears NCIS in "eyeballs on screen" is The Walking Dead, and The Walking Dead is nowhere near as consistent (the last season oscillated wildly between 14 and 20 million viewers)

No the fat computer bitch in Criminal Minds is worse.
Also
She got beaten up by a hobo after she was the main star of a hobo bukkake

Why does she look so beta?

Have you ever met a goth girl older than 20?
Because she's like 40 something

What the hell

The goth child scientist was cute when she was in her 30s. However the actress is now in her 50s and the character is in her mid 40s.

Why does no one on NCIS grow up? They are all mid 40s single with no partners or children

She's 47

Why haven't you grown out of Sup Forums by now?

ayy lmao

gibs had 3 wives. the autopsy dork(not ducky) is married with a kid. the dorky detective has his cripple fiance. the female detective is getting a divorce i I think.

pretty much just abby and alpha detective guy fit. and alpha detective guy is gone now rip in peace.

>single with no partners or children
So?

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you forgot the part where she becomes british, fuckwit

That's OK, I'm 48

>admittedly i don't watch TV

then fuck off you shitcunt

>cat lady

She looks ridiculous with that puffy ass face.

>oh my god we are getting hacked
>shit flashing all over the screen
>two people typing on the same keyboard

That's cute tbqh famalam.

Nah, she probably rides BBC every day.

Abby is also a complete autistic weirdo who is alone in a basement surrounded by computers for the entire work day aside from the five minutes she's explaining the murder to the agents

And at home she sleeps in a fucking coffin

Like that was supposed to be her, you fucking cretin. The sheer autism.

Wow, im amazed Person of Interest is on that list at all. Dont get me wrong it was a great show, probably the most underrated on tv, but I was under the impression literally nobody but me watched it

RIP PoI, you were too good for that network ;_;

>Limitless
Makes me mad.
Shit like Mom and scorpion continue to exist while this got cancelled. Fuck CBS.

I remember reading somewhere that the writers on that show know exactly what they're doing, but its just become a running gag to see how stupid they can make the computer stuff. Not like their 70+ year old audience would know any better.

Not sure if its true or not, but I like the way it sounds so im gonna assume it is. They're just pretending to be retarded.

Nothing will ever top the episode of Bones where a serial killer carved the source code to a virus into a skeleton and then when they scanned the skeleton in their office it made their computers go on fire and destroyed all the evidence they had collected about the killer.

What the fuck is this?
>0:55
What the fuck was that?

something something gigabyte pipeline something something

Kek, I haven't seen that. Video plz

I think out of all the network crime dramas I seen, Person of Interest generally handled it the best.

> oh no we're being hacked
> *unplugs computer*
The battle's over.

She's close

She wasn't even that attractive. Five at best.

My wife's shitshow of choice is criminal minds. In back to back episodes the "tech" girl on that show said "He's using 3 seperate proxies through a tor network. I could never track down his location." and then "He's using proxies in a tor network it will take me 7 hours to pinpoint his location."

What's not hot about middle-aged women being le quirky goth nerds xD tho

wtf i love her now

>Television and FIlm
>and Film

I dont think any of that compares to the thrilling internet police chase on Second Life from CSI:NY though. Usually that shit just makes me groan, but this was so balls out retarded and pointless that it cant have been written to be anything but comic relief. I loved it

Id post it but im on my phone

I think it's sad she dresses like she does on the show outside of the show. She knows damn well thats all she has, but it looks just heartbreaking. In all seriousness though physically I think she's pretty.

This show is awful. The only good crime procedural left is SVU. Thought it would go to shit after Stabler left, it tread water for a couple seasons but then it got better than ever. Somehow Mariska Hargitay got hotter with age, Barba is the best DEA, Amaro was better than Stabler, Rollins is great and the arc with her sister was fun, recurring guest stars is fun, even Carisi isn't that bad.
NCIS is for old people.

>She knows damn well thats all she has
>She is also a published writer, singer and civil rights advocate. Perrette also co-owns the "Donna Bell's Bake Shop" in Manhattan, which is named after her late mother.

literally who?

>On November 12, 2015, Perrette was assaulted by a homeless man outside of her Hollywood Hills home.[29] Los Angeles Police arrested David Merck, 45, and charged him with suspicion of making criminal threats and felony assault.
kek

They're all for old people, user.

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>Ziva leaves
>Replaced her with an obnoxious millennial stereotype who asspulls the answers to every case with LOL FOOD ASSOCIATION several episodes in a row
>I stopped watching

Did they ever bring Ziva back? Or at least get rid of that annoying blonde chick?

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It baffles me that NCIS is so popular. It's bad in every conceivable way- it's even unpleasant just to look at.

i can believe it

i was in the middle east a few months back and one of the few shows i caught on the tv was ncis

who /goth/ here

nice pepe

Is NCIS the new JAG? A bland as fuck procedural that old people love?

It skews oldest of all shows on network television, basically only grandpas and grandmas watch it, which is why the advertisers hate it.

NCIS is literally a spin-off of JAG

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yes in my opinion

Literally 9gag: the character

Literally predates 9gag.

Boomer tripe

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scorpion? csi cyber?

good lord... people really loves eat shit

>ziva dead
>they retcon a deep behind the scenes relationship between her and Tony
>Tony is now raising the kid he didn't know he had with her

embarrassing

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Not by a long shot.

Tony quits NCIS to be a dad.

Now it's Gibbs, Mcgee and the blond. And a quirky minority will probably be joining soon.

Why do these all sound like completely authentic dialogue from the show?

OP said "worst" not "best"

yer cracked m8

you can tell she's a quirky because she has a streak of color in her hair and she wears goggles :3

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she looks like 20 years younger than she is in ncis

In one of the episodes new NCIS boss made her wear normal office clothes and it made her uncomfortable (not physically) nd she acted like a shy girl at the beginnig of a porno. Instaboner.

God damn, I can honestly say I thought those were all real.

If they were that would be my new favorite show.

To be fair the real show did have a detective quip "They just leveled up" after men in ISIS outfits kidnapped a professional gamer

And an entire episode based on the premise that Jennifer Love Hewitt gets raped once a year, every year, by the same guy, no matter where she goes or what she does to try to avoid it

An episode about Jennifer Love Hewitt getting raped anally annually? Sold!

>Tony quits NCIS to be a dad.
Dayum, my father and mother liked the show, they will be upset.

That post didn't have "anally" in it though...

god fucking damnit my friend would GO OUT OF HIS WAY to watch this when flicking thru the channels bored in the cable days.

Holy fuck she is so annoying I could scream, she is like a decade behind in the times and oh my god every one of her quirky, sassy lines is just pure vomit.

Yeah but it's implied

In terms of what they attempted for vs what the result is she's pretty bad

She doesn't pull of goth
Doesn't pull of smart
Doesn't pull of nerd

And more importantly when they asked "what kinna character design you want senpai" they lazily said get us a girl with jetblack pig tales and shrugged and said yes yes that will do just fine

Forced draw, nobody wins

Pic related could probably pull all three of those off, in the modern day.

God damn that sounds bad. I'm back at S11 right now but I used to love the show in the old days. It was never quite the same after Kate died but Ziva was a suitable replacement. The cast had great chemistry and there was always an interesting season long arc with a satisfying end. The way this shit sounds now is not inspiring me to pick the show up again.

It seems to me that she's just some old dude's vision of what a smart gothy nerdy chick was 20 years ago, and she never evolved beyond that point at all.

Who is this dick tick?

Yfw that scene of them both using the same keyboard.. of course the tech aspects of NCIS have always been crap