Sup Forums tell me about the last time you got lucky.
best story wins a dollar on paypal
Sup Forums tell me about the last time you got lucky
Sup Forums tell me about the last time you got lucky.
i slapped the living shit out of my nob and slashed a wicked line of muggy cum all up my bifolding doors
need dollars wouldnt normally share
got home from work
I'm fapping now.
released from psych hospital
fuck wife for first time in probably a year because I'm feeling much better now, Dave.
I don't need your dollar and instead you're going to hear about my first time.
be me19 years old, with new gf of 3 days,
Staying at mates house after a party, pretty fkn sloshed.
Me and gf sleep on his single bed together, 2 mates sleeping on floor.
Friend is broke af and has those oldschool pokemon bedsheets, clearly old and soiled.
proceed with a couple seconds intense fingerbanging, followed by a few secs of nothing
100% think we're getting away with it.
after some convincing pull her ontop.
fuck the same way we were fingerbanging, thinking we're being quiet.
after a while realise mouth too dry and i just wanna sleep, don't end up finishing.
The next day there is blood all over my jumper and i don't realise till after we've already eaten breakfast together and been chatting for past hour or so. Friends were awake whole time muffling their laughter into pillows
utter filth that mate reminds me of my days in the wirrall laaaaa
Fuck off wool.
I've had sex with my wife twice this week. Given the stereotype of how marriage generally goes, I guess that could be considered lucky?
I'll continue in bed.
get this man his billz
I won $10 on a lottery scratch-off.
Guess you don't need OP's dollar then, pillock
LFC win the treble. i slide off me bills. sit in my leather recliner. scope the proximity for wools. then i give it to myslef raw laaaaaa.
I put some cheap handcuffs on my girlfriend of four years, then she laid on her front and I positioned a vibrator just under her clit. She came before I even got inside her. Then she came again with me inside her then she got on top and rode me til I came. Nothing special 5/10 we've had much better.
feels good as shit when a chick cums on your dick, has to be said.
I'm the beta-provider friend of a bisexual girl that is in a relationship with another girl. Sometimes we fuck because she "misses cocks". Last time was on sunday.
not that you'd know what that feels like cuck
Greentext? Asking for a friend
Yeah, like, I know, but it still gets old after a while. Everything does. I think her being able to cum from my dick and just a bit of clit stimultion is a bit of a curse. Means we don't try anything new and just go for the quickest route to orgasm. idk. Trying to make her squirt is my new goal.
I read this as "I put some cheap handcuffs on my girlfriend for four years" which seems like a really weird kink
I hear that. Squirting's also on my bucket list. She's got to be willing to do it though or it'll be a heck of a lot harder.
Eh, making a girl squirt is different than making her cum. I'm not the guy you replied to, but every girl who has done that with me didn't know she could and felt super embarrassed. I love watching and feeling a girl cum, but it is definitely different as far as squirting.
gf on rag
didn't want to shower again
had burritos, no anal
lift up her dress
whip out hitachi
too intense directly on her clit
pull her dress back down
make out with her
she cums so hard she wets the dress
I can tell she wants more
kneel in front of her
she gets the picture
pulls out my cock and gets to work
I turn the wand back on
the closer she gets, the deeper she goes, the more she moans
can't hold out
empty all I got in her mouth
she knows just how to keep going
cleans me up
still looks horny
push her down and start fondling the shit out of her
switch the toy to high mode
start poking her asshole through the dress
kiss my way up to the nape of her neck
ooooooh she's close
go in for the kill
put the french kiss to shame
I can taste her pure pleasure, with a hint of me
her second orgasm lasts even longer than the first
she's out of breath and words
go feed the dog
what about spraying shit? that nice? that wet your vistle?
Yeah. Part of me is convinced its just piss, but I'm fine with that tbh. She's slowly coming round to it.
kek. Would love to chain her up and keep her somewhere for a while, but that's not likely to happen.
But it's SPECIAL piss
Yea. Always makes me laugh when guys on here call squirt piss as if that makes it any less hot. Doesn't bother me at all.
Like I said, I'm fine with it.
trust me its shit not piss.
my cock is a wand, get real
Pay attention. We have and were using a Hitachi Magic Wand.
Bro, so a few days ago I hooked up with this thot from tinder who goes to my college. It definitely works if you've got game bro. I just joked with her about how lame the student union food is and invited her to toss some disk on the quad after bio lab. Needless to say we ended up back at my dorm totally doing sex. My roomate/ bro Scott was there studying so I was blown at first, but he put a headphone in. I was so cised. That's a real bro. My RA brian walked in on us but he was totally chill about it. We did sex for nine hours, and she came more than thirty-six times bro. Anyways I gotta go, the Lambda Pi rush week pie eating contest starts in ten. Luckily it only take me 5 to get there on my longboard. Might even have time to catch a slice! Later bros
yeah. im saying that my cock is as effectual and powerful as a hitachi magic wand.
you've clearly never used a hitachi on a woman
maybe so, but i've use it on my prostate and Goodness Gracious Me It Was Fucking Majestic
I'm the guy you were replying to. Whenever we've managed a tiny squirt it's not when she's cumming. I want to combine the two. Is that realistic or is that just a porn thing?
sorry to be a newb but how the fuck do you 'use' one of these on a 'woman'
No experience here, but seems like a porn thing. I would think the muscle spasms of orgasm would cause a shy bladder. The contrary is definitely true, having to urinate can easily prevent orgasm.
My penis went into her vagina.
We both climaxed.
It goes in the "woman's" area referred to as "the anus" or "the vagina"
if the "woman" is skilled enough, she'd be able to change channels with either "orifice"
i once sprayed shite all over me dog by mistake like... pretty sexy right?
im not so sure this is coroct but i jabe mot tojer sourc
be me put benis in daddy butt butt say "owieee" but thin make wite rain out blemis taste like tunafish
get out of my site
$11 > $10
No experience here
I found the fact that you felt comfortable enough to comment in that much detail with no experience really funny.
i wank hard
you got it all wrong
ohhhh, those. my physio uses one of those on my ass cheeks
I just wanted to be upfront about my educated, but ultimately unsubstantiated, guess.
3 nights ago.
I was in shower.
She gets in.
Puts my penis in her mouth.
We both finish shower.
Who won, op?
This guy, obviously.
ok well yeah, sorry. Didn't mean to be a dick. You're probably right about the shy bladder I just asked the gf and she says the sensation of pissing while cumming just wouldn't feel sexy, and would be too much to focus on when all she really cares about is the orgasm.
random chick on tinder we didn't even match I just adde her snapchat that was in her profile ... it was a couple weeks of me commenting on her snap stories like damn your tits are huge when u gonna let me fuck she would always say I'm not gonna ..then one day I did and she was like tonight I didn't think she was serious but she was so I drove to her house.. he tits were huge cuz she was fat as fuck which I didn't know but I was there I was all in ..as soon as I walk in she brings me to her room .. as soon as she shuts her room door she gets on her knees takes my cock out and starts sucking it after a lil she said ok your hard enough and bent over her bed so I just started fucking the shit outta her it was quiet at first but after a few mins she was screaming .. her window was open and I saw people walking on the sidewalk and they looked up I'm assuming they could hear but that just made me go harder she get louder ..eventually I bust a fat nut on her back ..immediately after she goes ok so you're bout to leave now right ? and I was just like yea lol and left
this story could have been so much better using the
I can't tell what's worse, your grammar/syntax, or your blatant lie
DAMN OP CHECK THIS SHIT OUTTTTT
I don't have any saved but I saw her on POF the other day but about 2 weeks after I smashed she started posting pics with sum black dude and said it was her bf .. I kept trying to fuck tho again anyways and she blocked I think.. so I could drop her snap on y'all
45 min drive / 30 min of action /45 min drive back
you shouldve written your story with greentext ">"
wouldve made it a better read
Also any pix of her? Since you have her snapchat stories, post them?
I would just comment on her snap stories I didn't SS they weren't worthy I could just tell her tits were huge .. I can even see my snap convo with her anymore cuz I think she blocked but I could drop her snapchat user name since she blocked me lol she didn't even know my full name