Good evening, Anonymous! Is something on your mind tonight?

Robert Cook
Robert Cook

Good evening, Anonymous! Is something on your mind tonight?

Come hang out in my shrine, for advice, friendly conversation, or even fortune telling! That's right, my Summer Fairy Fortune can be yours for the low price of repeating digits! Dubs or higher, please.

Feel free to roll or just talk while you wait to qualify.

All urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=zIrPudC0pBg

Jaxson Phillips
Jaxson Phillips

CC reporting in for Sup Forums's cutest shrine maiden~

Wyatt Johnson
Wyatt Johnson

Hey, mornin'. How's life?

Justin Ward
Justin Ward

Check my dubs Reimu

Kayden Robinson
Kayden Robinson

Rolling for a fortune.

Oliver Campbell
Oliver Campbell

D'aww, you're so sweet. Pretty sure I'm the only shrine maiden, though.

Oh you know, life is a roller coaster of blissful joys, crushing blows, and unfathomable jealousies. Same as it always is.

How about yours, Anonymous?

Isaac Wilson
Isaac Wilson

I left my BPD girlfriend for obvious reasons. Has anyone ever gotten over a relationship without sleeping with someone else? Somehow I hate the fact that I might have to do this just to erase her memory

Kayden Thompson
Kayden Thompson

Eh, pretty boring at the moment. Not much going.
Though, something interesting' bound to happen, it always does.

Austin Parker
Austin Parker

Sleeping with someone won't do it anyway. Only time and activity will ease the pain of a lost love, you'll just have to struggle through and focus on yourself for now.

Better luck next time!

Luis Anderson
Luis Anderson

Can you checkem again?

Robert Flores
Robert Flores

Lord of death, Grant me Dubs.

Henry Barnes
Henry Barnes

I might have to do it... Nothing else is working. Thanks Reimu...

Zachary Flores
Zachary Flores

Lord of Dubs, grant me Trips!

Lincoln Jones
Lincoln Jones

Shit.

Anthony Garcia
Anthony Garcia

And if not, you can always just watch Index with me tonight at 10. It's always an interesting time in the hotbox.

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

lemme see dem arm pits

Xavier Mitchell
Xavier Mitchell

Which makes you the cutest by default~

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

fortune get

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

hey Reimu! I found your childhood photobook

Christopher Butler
Christopher Butler

Womp-womp.

404 Not Found

Hang in there. Use a condom.

Andrew Thompson
Andrew Thompson

Where exactly? Apologies, I'm a bit of an idiot, and tired.

Camden Baker
Camden Baker

good evening E>

It won't fix any long term issues. It may just end up with you hopping from one experience to the next. Take some time. Figure out why it didn't work out, what to do differently next time and use this as a time to work on you and what you want.

Christopher Smith
Christopher Smith

Check 'em.

Henry Cruz
Henry Cruz

That's like winning a participation trophy...

....

Wyatt Edwards
Wyatt Edwards

roll!

Evan Fisher
Evan Fisher

Hello reimu, fairy pls

Hunter Lewis
Hunter Lewis

I meant check these

Luke Reed
Luke Reed

Please grant me the repeating digits. Pretty peas!

Blake Flores
Blake Flores

Got chest pains all day so I was unable to do my exercises. At least I am making good progress on my project now. Try to at least get one hour and 15 minutes in every day. Really tied now though.

Matthew Martin
Matthew Martin

vaughnlive, in a room called thehotbox.

Hello!

Nope.

Lincoln Bailey
Lincoln Bailey

Fuck

Austin Martin
Austin Martin

hi

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

Gotcha, thanks.

Jose Perez
Jose Perez

dubs onegaishimasu!

Juan Gray
Juan Gray

The hot box doesn't work on my phone. Is it my internet, or do I download an app?

Sebastian Morgan
Sebastian Morgan

*uncontrollable sobbing*

Aaron Bennett
Aaron Bennett

Hi shrine maiden, what does my fortune hold?

Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

i wanna see my fortune :0

Andrew Ross
Andrew Ross

Check em again Reimu!

Jose Myers
Jose Myers

Hi mu, friendly neighbourhood thighs here, fortune pls?

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

There might be an app for phones. You probably need it if there is, I would just search the Play Store or whatever for Vaughn.

I'm glad you're making progress! I am too, slow but steady.

I hope your chest pains go away soon too. See a doctor if you haven't already and it keeps up!

Brandon Young
Brandon Young

CLUSTER
CHARGE
GOING
LIVE

Lucas Thompson
Lucas Thompson

hmm how about i ask politely... may i please have a fortune shrine maiden? (fairy?)

Isaiah Collins
Isaiah Collins

I'mma try for user to see if I can get a fortune for them. If I do give it too... uh....... (you)

Brayden Peterson
Brayden Peterson

oh... it's me btw!

Lincoln Taylor
Lincoln Taylor

can I fap to you?

Xavier Evans
Xavier Evans

I fucking love Satori.

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

I am a shrine maiden! The fairy is the one we will be consulting for your fortune...

Hmm... it looks like...

Ariel
Wait, that's a mermaid's name!

Ariel flies into the cards today to herald a completely new phase in the questioner’s life. Ariel arrives on the wind of change. The questioner’s ideas and opinions will be revolutionized. It is a fortuitous time for formal study, developing new ideas, communicating ideas, writing, or performing.

*pat pat*

It's okay, do you really wanna talk to a fairy?

Xavier Price
Xavier Price

You got chest pain too?

Jayden Jackson
Jayden Jackson

There are no dubs in this thread unfortunately...

Grayson Campbell
Grayson Campbell

I have no particular issues, no questions, no concerns, no problems... my life is going well and I can see clearly the path ahead of me

What value could I gain from a fortune at this stage?

Zachary Davis
Zachary Davis

Can I have a kiss

Owen Sullivan
Owen Sullivan

Halloo Reimu!!

Zachary Parker
Zachary Parker

Im thinking about talking to my ex friend's younger sister on FB.
Shes 12-13 now. Im 20.
Back two years ago was over my friend's house everyday, would spend the night on weekends. His sister was crazy about me. (Im not a bad looking guy, def not creepy ugly pedo)
Shes always asking me to play with her, flirting with me, giving me playful kisses, and talking about me non stop when I wasnt there. One night friend and I are getting drunk as fuck. I go to take a piss while friend rolls blunt.
Passes sisters room on way back. She noticed me walking by the first time, and on the way back shes on her bed, bent over, nothing but green and pink tutu. Cunny basically in muh face
She says, "user...Come play with me. No one will find out <3"
Im just standing there staring frozen. Practically drooling.
Friend comes out.
what the fuck?
"Sister! Put some clothes on and stop bothering user!"
We go outside and smoke.
Friend apologized for his sister doing that.
I say, "Its alright. Young girls are like that sometimes with their crushes."
Friend agreed. Another weekend Im doing homework on the computer.
Sister comes up, lays her head on my shoulder, and says "user, come to my room while my brother is taking a bath. Ge always takes a LONG time."
Gawd I wanna but...Im so behind on this work
"Sorry, hun. Got a lot of work to do. Maybe next time."
She pouts and goes to her room.
Friend and I are eating. We hear a buzzing and her trying to cover up her loud moans.
Friend looks at me.
We just continue eating not saying much because of awkwardness.
Sleeping on couch.
Wake up. See sister in cute outfit. Shes gesturing for me to come with her. About to get up. Her mom comes downstairs and watches TV the whole remainder of night.
Fuck!
Friend and I get into huge fight. Never talk to him or family for 2 years.
What should me do? Talk to girl, or just not fuck with it? Advice prease.

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

No no, I meant, I also hope that your chest pain goes away soon. Sorry!

Sure there are! Watch this!

WINNER!

The cards told me you would do that, so that's why I already did.

Probably none, except maybe entertainment. Want me to do a joke fortune for you?

Anthony Jones
Anthony Jones

entertainment of course!
(just in case I roll another dubs give it em)

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

A-are you fucking retarded, user?

Charles Phillips
Charles Phillips

I'm gonna hit alice with a shovel

Henry Clark
Henry Clark

Hello, Reimu! I need some advice about girls. I'm a semi-decent looking guy who can at least appear normal for a time, how can I get one to like me?

Jonathan Martinez
Jonathan Martinez

I'm 24 and I have been a NEET for five years so far. I spend my days surfing the net, reading, watching TV/movies/anime, playing video games, and generally trying to distract myself from my pitiful existence. I have no friends, and no degree. I don't know what to do with myself anymore and it's eating away at me. Wat do?

Noah Rodriguez
Noah Rodriguez

Too long didn't read my nigga

Joseph Miller
Joseph Miller

Sure, I'll roll until dubs for a joke fortune. Let's see what happens.

Adrian Collins
Adrian Collins

No, go seek help immediately.
Jesus christ, right?

Jordan Davis
Jordan Davis

OMG I GOT DUBS!

Andrew Nguyen
Andrew Nguyen

one more roll, why not? im hoping i get my fortune though!

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

You're way too old for her. Stay the fuck away before you mess up her life.

Hello! Glad you could make it~

Nathaniel Thomas
Nathaniel Thomas

What kind of advice is that, cunt?
I would've been happy with a
"No dont do it faggot."

Mason Green
Mason Green

Rolling again for joke fortune

Joshua Cooper
Joshua Cooper

Living the dream I see. Write a curriculum.

Parker White
Parker White

Will Andy pick me?

Evan Phillips
Evan Phillips

Start taking gentle steps in the direction you want to go. Tomorrow, go to the library instead. See what interesting programs they offer.

Eli Bell
Eli Bell

It's advice that would actually help you. If you almost fucked a 10 year old, you need a lot of help, you idiot. "Don't do it" doesn't fix the root of the problem, it only addresses the immediate issue. It's ACTUAL advice.

James Wright
James Wright

You need to go out and talk to people. Once you secure a date then the work begins. Ask questions about the other person (people generally like to talk about themselves) make sure you are actually listening and not cutting them off while talking. Use this to find common interests and tell stories that coincide with those common interests. Don't just go for the first person that bites though. It's one thing for someone to be attracted to you, but also make sure you actually like the person too.

TLDR; no really, just no. It's not worth it. You'd not have enough in common with someone so emotionally immature to have a relationship and sex is just asking for trouble.

Goals user, goals. Find something to be passionate about and set up goals 3 months from now, 6 months from now and 1 year from now that all build on eachother. It's a start.

Dylan Lee
Dylan Lee

Rolllliiiiinnnngggggg for the future

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

By being your honest self and having a genuine interest in knowing her too.

Well, get a job, go to college or learn a trade, that's your first goal. Find some online friends or try meetup.com to meet some local ones in the mean time. You need to find something you can get passionate about, something creative rather than consumptive.

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

hey

Austin James
Austin James

whats up yall?

Josiah Parker
Josiah Parker

damn so close to trips too haha

Alexander Davis
Alexander Davis

REIMU DON't IGNORE MYYY DUBSSS

Grayson Anderson
Grayson Anderson

I LOVE YOU REIMU

Isaiah Torres
Isaiah Torres

You get put in a trash incinerator when he's 19. Sorry, Woody ol' pal, I wish it was good news.

Henry Moore
Henry Moore

I'm too distracted by ArcheAge to remember to keep rolling. Let's see if this is dubs.

Carter Barnes
Carter Barnes

kys nigger

Levi Miller
Levi Miller

toot

Juan Morales
Juan Morales

RAYMOO
Tell me my fortune PLS
;_;
btw how is marisa doing ?

John Price
John Price

But it's his best movie yet! So there's a silver lining?

Cameron Ramirez
Cameron Ramirez

dubs
D:!
I want dubs so raymoo Can tell me my fortune

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

Hi

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

Rollio for my futerino

Xavier Brooks
Xavier Brooks

Hi.

Robert Jones
Robert Jones

Damn that's kinda hot user. Why fight your friend though?

Leo Torres
Leo Torres

lets roll this shit for my fortune

Anthony Taylor
Anthony Taylor

I want to die.

Logan Thomas
Logan Thomas

youtube.com/watch?v=zIrPudC0pBg

Kayden Ross
Kayden Ross

#fortune

Easton Wright
Easton Wright

if this can get it then write some stuff

Christian Green
Christian Green

same

Wyatt Nelson
Wyatt Nelson

Why?

Leo Cook
Leo Cook

Rollio for my futerino one more timeo

Daniel Rivera
Daniel Rivera

Marisa? I'm not sure. She sorta drifted away from everything.

I'm gonna melt you, but it's okay because it'll be the most critically acclaimed day of your life. Does that sound fine?

Carson Mitchell
Carson Mitchell

Skinny poorfag with no reason to live/kill myself...
Wat do?

Jace Lee
Jace Lee

In the heart of Holy See

Hudson Baker
Hudson Baker

In the home of Christianity

Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

The Seat of power is in danger

Brayden Collins
Brayden Collins

Nothing good can come of this. Have you been attracted to younger girls since then?

Brody Edwards
Brody Edwards

There´s a foe of a thousand swords

Luke Cox
Luke Cox

They´ve been abandoned by their lords

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

Dubs dubs dubs dubs

Nicholas King
Nicholas King

Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation

Jeremiah Cruz
Jeremiah Cruz

Just talked to her today. She's doing alright, though she had a bump in the road recently.
I mean, I dunno, do you think Heath Ledger would regret The Dark Knight?

Gabriel Murphy
Gabriel Murphy

Nigger faggot for the future

Xavier Brooks
Xavier Brooks

Then the 189

Noah Barnes
Noah Barnes

Did you even watch the whole movie?

Elijah Bailey
Elijah Bailey

In the service of heaven

Robert Turner
Robert Turner

Just tell me my future dammit

Adrian James
Adrian James

They’re protecting the holy line

Justin Nelson
Justin Nelson

It was 1527, gave their lives on the steps to heaven

Easton Gonzalez
Easton Gonzalez

Praying for dubs
pls i want my fortune

Jack Lopez
Jack Lopez

Thy will be done!

Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

For the grace, for the might of our lord

Jacob Cox
Jacob Cox

For the home of the holy

Jaxson Hall
Jaxson Hall

I got dubs

Oliver Myers
Oliver Myers

For the faith, for the way of the sword

Logan Reyes
Logan Reyes

rolling 4 fortune
luv u best wuaifu reimu

Michael Jenkins
Michael Jenkins

Roll for this user.
Here, have a pretzel.

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

Gave their lives so boldly

Luis Davis
Luis Davis

For the grace, for the might of our lord!

Thomas Thompson
Thomas Thompson

In the name of his glory

Hunter Johnson
Hunter Johnson

I'm pretty sure that was the joke!

David Thomas
David Thomas

i hope i can fortune
what's up with that dude spamming flags

Nolan Flores
Nolan Flores

For the faith, for the way of the sword!

William Taylor
William Taylor

Inb4 img limit

Jace Williams
Jace Williams

Chek'd
Damn good call.

William Jenkins
William Jenkins

Come and tell their story again

Mason Martin
Mason Martin

He really likes attention

Nolan Cook
Nolan Cook

No idea. Planning on asking him later.

Jason Murphy
Jason Murphy

so dam close to trips
re roll

Zachary Jenkins
Zachary Jenkins

prophet has delivered

i enjoyed the song

Daniel Thomas
Daniel Thomas

they didn't come to alices stream
celtyplays on twitch

Jackson Morris
Jackson Morris

I've been having homicidal thoughts and my brother knows. I think he might tell my mother.

Liam Butler
Liam Butler

Sabatton?

Oliver Price
Oliver Price

can i haz fortune ?

Jackson Brooks
Jackson Brooks

fuck
yeah

Lincoln Myers
Lincoln Myers

oh. I don't pick up on some jokes well

Logan Reyes
Logan Reyes

Sweet

Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Collins

I'm tired and fucked up. Been seeing patients and programming all week with no rest, bad sleep. Ready to collapse but have to work a little while longer.....

Thomas Murphy
Thomas Murphy

Describe these thoughts

James Cox
James Cox

*ruffles your hair*
It's alright.
Seeing patients?

Jack Rogers
Jack Rogers

Naa
don't worry user just suck his dick and everything will be alright
or make him suffer and accident

Gabriel Ross
Gabriel Ross

oh nice thread
i want my fortune lol

Henry Campbell
Henry Campbell

What are we talking about here? Invasive thoughts?
didja get dubs?

~Reisen

Kayden Campbell
Kayden Campbell

Yes Medfag. Also CSfag. Go figure.

Christopher Evans
Christopher Evans

Jeez. My condolences, user.

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

He turned out to be a fucking bitch. Self entitled even though I worked with him and did MOST of the work while he wanted LITERALLY all the money to himself. He always insisted on keeping the 300 dollars worth of weed at his house when half was MINE. I was too nice, and he was just a little whiney faggot. Dont ever plan on talking to him again. Might be why I want to revenge fuck his sisters virginity away. Still kinda pissed at him kek

Dominic Barnes
Dominic Barnes

Chek'd
Walk away from all of them.

Ian Bennett
Ian Bennett

It could be anyone at any time, sometimes intruding. I'm trying to focus on work. I work at a party City. Imagine helping someone and when they have their back turned to you. You've got a fucking box cutter and you think about running it across the back of their neck and then kicking them over. Or just stabbing them. Another time I was kind of forced to go-to my school's shitty prom, but we walked the town that night instead. I had thoughts of following someone into a quiet dark spot and strangling them to death. Back to now, I thought about killing my brother if I really needed to, just so he won't tell anyone, esp my mother. I thought about chopping him up and burying the pieces around town. The reason he might tell my mother is because he thinks I talk about murder too casually. I had to explain to him it is perfectly normal to think about it time to time. But now the thoughts are intrusive, so I was trying to save my ass.

Evan Wright
Evan Wright

Thanks Reimu!

James Davis
James Davis

You need to completely replace your moral compass. It's broken. Seek. Help.
So you need, instead of doing any of that, to go speak with a therapist immediately and tell them that you're a danger to others, and have intrusive homicidal thoughts.

~Reisen

Josiah Edwards
Josiah Edwards

I am not a doctor, just an user. But this does sound like Intrusive Thoughts. And it appears they are getting worse. Time to call in the pro's. Make an appointment to see a doctor. Don't be ashamed; this problem is far more common than you realize.

Julian Cooper
Julian Cooper

Yeah I've had a therapist before. I think they only want your money. I mean, she had candy on the way out for conditioning purposes. I was already happy enough to move on, but for "some reason" kept going back. My dad had to finally end it.

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

"Conditioning purposes"? No, that's merely a pleasantry. Something to make you feel comfortable. But what you're saying is that you've had access to help before, and stopped going.

Nathan Rodriguez
Nathan Rodriguez

I guess Reimu left? I got dubz but no joke fortune

Robert Gomez
Robert Gomez

Dad got tired of spending money on nothing. And it wasn't a problem then.

Benjamin Adams
Benjamin Adams

Link said dubs?

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

Why were you spending money out of pocket? Why don't you have health insurance of some kind? And what were you seeing them for if this wasn't a problem then?

Jaxson Martin
Jaxson Martin

If I could post an edgy picture I would.
But, come on man. Theres nothing THAT wrong with me. Im not a serial killer pedo, or some 40 year old neckbeard creeping on little girls. Im a young guy who likes his girls a couple years younger.
Some guys are in prison for full on raping 3 month old babies. BABIES. I think Im fine and probably will revenge fuck her eventually after a couple more years.
Ya cant stahp me

Anthony Moore
Anthony Moore

How old is she now?

Hunter Scott
Hunter Scott

I have major depressive disorder. They thought a therapist could help. Now I take medication instead. The meds help for now, and I always wonder if they'll stop working.

Nicholas Lopez
Nicholas Lopez

What if she forgets about you?

Levi Edwards
Levi Edwards

Nobody told me my future i got dubs twice

Isaac Foster
Isaac Foster

And now i have double dubs

Ian Lewis
Ian Lewis

Probaly already has, it's a 12 year old girl -.-

Matthew Evans
Matthew Evans

Like 13 or 12. Ill probably wait like 2 more years before Destroy her pussy, but Im horny so...Maybe soon?
Muahahaha!!

Carson Bennett
Carson Bennett

Chek'd
Screenshot all three.

Adam Walker
Adam Walker

... No, you're absolutely in denial if you think that you're not a pedophile. If you legitimately are considering fucking a girl that is 13 years old, and that's being generous, you are absolutely a pedophile. Posting something edgy wouldn't change that. And no, I can't stop you, I can only hope that you come to your senses and get help before you do something that... As you just pointed out, very very very well could lead to prison time. Think that friend who HATES you wouldn't convince his sister to tell people about it? Think again.
12-13, as he said.
Well, generally, medication is much more effective when paired with therapy. But... That only answered one of the questions, user. Why don't you have health insurance?
I'll give you your fortune, give me a bit.
... And I guess since you just rolled dubs anyway, I'll give you one too.

~Reisen

Michael Ortiz
Michael Ortiz

Holy...

Kevin Perez
Kevin Perez

If I message her she drops everything and any little boy with a 2 inch dick she has a crush on and messages me back quick. She wont forget. ;3

Charles Lee
Charles Lee

you're a fuckin creep dude

Tyler Sullivan
Tyler Sullivan

If she's white you'll go to prison. If she's black you'll get killed

Aaron Perry
Aaron Perry

You mad bro?

Leo Edwards
Leo Edwards

Maybe its an overly developed 12 year old? Think Angie Varona. The whole internet became pedo

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

now come on guys he's clearly about as mature as a 12 year old so maybe this is okay.

Jonathan Bailey
Jonathan Bailey

The way you're responding makes me think you're full of shit.
If not, have fun getting your ass beat/raped when her brother/family find out

Henry King
Henry King

hope you enjoy getting sent to the slammer and getting your boipussy pounded before hanging yourself

besides you probably are lying anyways

John Parker
John Parker

You also mad?
Ive fucked a lot of girls. Most over 18.
When I was 15 I fucked a 12 year old girl with amazing tits. Took her virginity. Best sex Ive ever had ever. If you say its disgusting, and awful. Your either stupid, in denial, or havent experienced something so good.

Ethan Edwards
Ethan Edwards

I cant using app screebshots too big

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

this thread is stupid

Jonathan Robinson
Jonathan Robinson

If the image limit wasnt reached Id send a pic of her

Jonathan Lewis
Jonathan Lewis

Selkie
The Selkie indicates the ability to adapt to any situation and any environment. Her lesson is a balanced approach, and the need for fluidity, movement, and good coordination.

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

Then do three separate screenshots.

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

I cant even post one

Jordan Bailey
Jordan Bailey

There we go, full defense mode with bullshit to poorly mask it.
Calling it as I see it, you're an internet tuffguy, but irl a virgin pussy

Nolan Gray
Nolan Gray

Plus image limit has been reached

Dylan Sanchez
Dylan Sanchez

First, in the position of the past, King of Cups. This tells us that someone, either you or someone you know is a wise, knowledgeable, advice-giving person in your life. I'd venture to guess this to refer to someone else, though, given that you're coming here, yes?

Secondly, we have The Moon. This is what is affecting you now, presently. It indicates that there are a lot of illusions to face right now. Or in lay-man's terms... A lot of distractions. It may be hard to see through the fog right now, to the goal ahead of you. But if you close your eyes, trust your intuition, you'll find your way.

The Three of Pentacles is your Future. This one is simple. It means that through hard work and persistence is the key to progressing in life right now.

Taking all of these cards into account, I think there is likely some opportunity that will reveal itself to you, if you work hard and hold on for just a little harder. Perhaps it has something to do with the wise man from your past? Either way, trust your intuition, with regards to that opportunity. Your gut feeling won't fail you.

Or at least, that is what the cards say.
And in either case, it would only be his own fault.

Heh. You didn't come here for advice. You came here to feel better about yourself by telling an elaborate story, knowing how people would react. In essence...

I'm acting like a retard! Trolololo. Whew, now I don't feel as bad about my tiny shrimp penis.
<3

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

Just because I speak truthfully on the internet full of liars doesnt mean I lie.
I can see why you would think that considering all the neckbeards and kids flocking to Sup Forums to shitpost.

Blake Ramirez
Blake Ramirez

Chek'd Aaaaaagain!
No, I mean save the four screenshots.

James Ward
James Ward

Hey guys I need pc help my desktop won't boot. New parts

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

Doing a good job, Louise~

Cooper Torres
Cooper Torres

Why cant i hold all these dubs

Evan Scott
Evan Scott

First, in the Past position... The Three of Wands. This represents patient, optimistic waiting. Specifically, for some sort of proposal, opportunity project or other change. I'd venture to guess that you feel restless, user. You've been waiting for some time for things to change.

Presently, we have the Nine of Cups. But not just any Nine of Cups. The Reverse Nine of Cups... This is not good, user. This would suggest that you've been smug and abrasive of late.

Finally, your future is held by... The Four of Swords. There is hope for you yet, dear. The Four of Swords indicates the need for a retreat, a vacation, some sort of personal down time.You need to take time for yourself. Rest and allow yourself to fully recover from an illness.

Taking all of this into account... I think the cards are saying that you've waited so long for some change to come, for everything to turn around, that you've fallen on hard times, and your heart has become rather bitter and cynical. That is what you face right now. You need to take a vacation for only one purpose, anonymous. To recover from the illness of your soul. Re-align your mental frame, return yourself to a positive, productive mindset and carry onward.

I believe in you, okay? Good luck.

~Reisen

Jonathan James
Jonathan James

H-hmph... Thank you.

Hudson Gray
Hudson Gray

Now I'm bugging out for the night. Whew. Goodnight, anonymous.
And pedo-user. Seriously. Get some help.

~Reisen

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

Jesus fucking shit you have no idea how close that actually is to how i am right now i am genuinely spooked at how accurate this is omfg

Adrian Brown
Adrian Brown

A Certain Magical Index is starting in thehotbox on vaughnlive, join us there!

Christopher King
Christopher King

Also thank you!

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