Is this the greatest filmography ever?

is this the greatest filmography ever?

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Are you a cool cat fanboy? *snort*

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>Nate higgers
How did they get away with it

Based Hoardin Jordan

>NATE HIGGERS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL IS TRUEKINO

kek

wtf its real

How did Rodrigues get away with this?

You fuckers don't actually think this is real, right?

It is
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>Rebellious jew #7
>Nate Higgers
Beautiful

Except it is real

>Stanley Kubrick called Jordan and convinced him to put his breathe to good use.
>Married to a german finger model
>20 kids
>first Jewish person to climb everest
Yeah okay, it's real. Gullible shits.

>rebellious jew #7

>Monolith breathing

yeah nope

someone had to do it

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Yes

>Jordan Blaine Levy (also known as Hoardin Jordan Levy), is a Russian-American actor known for his role in 1968's science fiction classic, 2001: a space odyssey (1968). Jordan provided his voice talents for the film and acted as the, Monolith Breathing. Jordan's abnormally large lungs allow him to breath much louder than most people. Jordan's friend, Asa Gander, who was a crew member on 2001: a space odyssey, told Stanley Kubrick about Jordan's strange breathing talent. Stanley Kubrick called Jordan and convinced him to put his breathe to good use. Jordan's breathing can be heard in various different scenes in Kubrick's masterpiece all of which involve the monolith. Three years prior to Jordan's acting debut, he was married to German finger model, Logan Mielcusny. While, Jordan claims not to have officially married Logan, records show that his marriage was official. The two remain, under law, married today. However, Jordan claims he has not spoken to her except for occasionally on the telephone. During the 1970's and 1980's, a number of twenty women made claims that Jordan Levy was the father of their children. Jordan disregards these women's claims and no action has been taken to prove the children are Jordan's. Jordan Levy lives in Los Angeles, California, with his dog Sammy. His last film appearance was in the anti-bullying film: Cool Cat Saves the Kids (2015).

>The first Russian-born Jewish actor to climb Mount Everest.
>Jordan's middle name is Blaine.
>Born in Russia during the rule of Joseph Stalin.
>Jordan Levy was the first Jewish actor to climb mount Everest.

mind=baloon

>known for the pest

kek

came here to post that i literally read that