/heem/ natty edition

Upcoming events:

2/10: LFA 3 - Spann vs Giles
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/17: LFA 4 - Aguilar vs Jackson
2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson

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News:

>Holly Holm (144.4 lbs) and Germaine de Randamie (143.6 lbs) both made weight, title fight is official
twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/830059270913802240

>Karolina Kowalkiewicz wants to fight Claudia Gadelha in May
flocombat.com/article/51828-karolina-kowalkiewicz-ready-to-give-joanna-jedrzejczyk-no-option#.WJ3ai2-LTDc

>Justin Willis unfit to compete, UFC 208 bout with Marcin Tybura is OFF
twitter.com/MMAjunkie/status/830073453822754816

>Official: Paul Daley vs. Rory MacDonald. May 19th.
twitter.com/SandhuMMA/status/829685697804169216

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youtube.com/watch?v=33MLKAoUZYc
youtube.com/watch?v=b7RU_tl_hpE
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flocombat.com/article/51845-jose-aldo-vs-max-holloway-set-for-ufc-212-in-brazil
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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at last, the real thread

Bout damn time

Anybody know what time the early prelims start tommorow?

Thanks OP

you guys know this is a fake (not real) thread right?

This thread needs bunda

this is the real thread

originally 6:30 PM EST, but that may be changed because Tybura-Willis got scrapped

this is the real thread

She is future fighter. She fights UFC style

look at artem convulse after the other guy lets go of the choke

Kek, dem babby t-rex arms

That guy is from the same town as the Henno streams guy

r8 me

yeah well boxing is gay

>le Joanna Champion meme
>le Brutal Bob Lawler meme

hahaha look at me im so quirky and funny XD

yeah well urface fggt

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1486754447553.webm

reminder Holly Holm is on the gas

Is that in the Davie Cooper suite in Fir Park?

>le EXPOSED fluke american wrestler guy
>le choker swedish lanklet with one decent performance 20 years ago man

Did Floyd agree to pay Conor more money or did Conor accept the 15 million?

why isn't Rory vs Daley in the Upcoming Events

lol this loser 18 year old mudslime think he gets to decide which is the real thread. Like he has some kind of authority here.

>bellator
wgaf

LFA 3 schedule anyone?

>2017
>still thinking Conor is going to fight in the UFC again

What's the point? From a business perspective, he could make more money in boxing or hollywood nowadays.

Why is the 208 card so shit

Which thread are we using right now?

it's in May
people would sperg out if I made the event list that long

don't be mean to my friend you son of a bitch

>people would sperg out if I made the event list that long
so what

Dana co firmed that Aldo vs a Mcgregor is a done deal on Brett Os podcast, he just couldn't remember what card they signed for.

Also said cyborg will fight likely fight the winner of Holm vs GDR

Cutie

I wonder what Angela Magana did to not get cut?

true
but still, i don't feel like it right now

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why did you fucks migrate from the other thread

i was hanging there for fifteen minutes like an autist

while I don't like thread wars, I do think its important to have /heem/ in the OP

STIPOCIC HAS THAT IMMIGRANT MENTALITY

*dabs*

no thanks

I smoke pure top shelf chronic every single fucking day.

Got a problem with that, /heem/?

*exhales in your face*

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*blocks your path*

put as many as you can in there lol

Is there anything worse than a fight were the two fighters only start to actually fight in the last ten seconds of the round?

try some stars cocksucka

*portions cheese royale*

>Dana co firmed that Aldo vs a Mcgregor is a done deal on Brett Os podcast, he just couldn't remember what card they signed for.

I like aldo too much for this, conors too big for aldo. Aldo is p4p best imo but even at 145 Conor outweighs him so much

I think I'm covered on the edible front

I think this is something we can all agree on

name my band

wait a second that candy will get you high?

reeal fight fan

Bas Rutten

Is this the natty limit?

We might be giants or the brown guy might be a dwarf

gq.com/story/cody-garbrandt-ufc-at-the-buffet

No this is

I'm the best p4p boxer on heem

10 milligrams of THC per worm.

what does that mean if I eat one

Looks like he's in England
I thought guys would be hyped to see cannon ear fight? Last week I saw a dozen posts giving him (low-key) boy status

>tfw no titleshot
>my feet hurt
>it's too cold here
>I wish germaine wanted to take a picture with me
>I wonder where bisping is hiding today
>I could rear-naked every here
>I bet I could take her down

Top jej

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youtube.com/watch?v=33MLKAoUZYc
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*BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

Very attractive woman.

REAL THREAD:

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Thanks bro

Reported

Nope

Reported for announcing report. Enjoy your ban.

>using this thread that was made when one already existed
fucking cucks
i'm going to kill literally every one of you

reported all of you for using this thread real thread is here and your lives are all over when i find out where you live i have nothing to lose and so much to gain from your deaths

real thread here:

>when one already existed

Like our POTUS, you also can't read?

/heem/ is a bully-free zone, please be supportive and understanding

Kill yourself

It's the dude who spams scat who is doing this. Probably on a public computer so he can't be seen looking that up.

Sad """""""""individual""""""""""""

>the city of this thread

youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M

what your eyes

I usually post on heem during fight nights only, but what is with this general and new threads? There is always like 3 new threads every time. Whats all this autism?

Shut the fuck up

>There is always like 3 new threads every time

Cause there are a bunch of spergs who feel important being the OP for some reason

>I usually post on heem during fight nights only

>I usually post on heem during fight nights only,

why would you lie on the internet?

you're the biggest autist around here, joaö

The op matters

>implying there is any quality posting here ever

The spergs who clamor to make them don't though. Like of all the things you could do with your life, you place importance on being the OP of a thread that will 404 in 4 hours, do you think anyone cares who made the OP on January 15th 2017 at 4 pm?

What will be the Fotn boys? I bet Silva/Brunson will be spicy

flocombat.com/article/51845-jose-aldo-vs-max-holloway-set-for-ufc-212-in-brazil

1-4-5

thats 1-4-5

championship weight yeh

either Poirier/Miller or no FOTN bonus and 4 POTN bonuses instead

What about that conor mcgregor fella?

I like threads with news and events, not sure why it pushes other people to make edgy effortless threads

Glover vs. Cannonier
Belal vs. Brown

Wgaf Aldo will get injured before then

Russia 200 million
Irish 6 million

theres basically no way Jacare gets a bonus hahaha think about it lads

There's no way jacare doesn't get heem'd by Tim