Thinking about getting a prostitute off Backpage for my 21st birthday off backpage. Getting a thicc milf...

Thinking about getting a prostitute off Backpage for my 21st birthday off backpage. Getting a thicc milf. any advice to stay safe both from the police and catching something from the milf? Share your backpage stories

Make sure you wear a fucking condom. I didn't and now I have a terrible UTi that burns like a mofo and I have to pee like every 10 min. Waiting on the results to see if i have a STD

Use protection and don't eat her out and even for a blowie use a condom otherwise, you'll have a big chance of an STD user.

How much money you think you going to spend OP?

Jesus, thicc milf? Try to find one that's 18 you dumb fuck.

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why? the chances of me getting with a 18 year are pretty high, chances of me getting with a thicc milf are low as fuck

dude. It's definitely an STD.

1.Wear a condom.
2.Do image search on Google. Usually the whores with fake pics or pics of other girls are more likely to be cops.
3.try and get outcall. Most of the sting operations are incalls and cops are already set up at the hotel.
4. Reverse search the phone number. Chances are if they are on an escorts review page they are legit.

Been using backpage on and of for 2years. It's alot easier to spend the money to fuck a bitch than going out to the bars every weekend hoping to get lucky

Make sure you read reviews first before buying. Usasexguide.com

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definitely a cop.

You can bag a milf at the grocery store easy

Not sure chances are slim catching an stud from a blowjob unless you have a cut on your dick and the bitch has a cut on hers or visible herpes bumps

OP

Because milfs looks just as good if not better if they had a body like OP posted.

Cops won't do outcalls

All it takes is that herpes that OP doesn't notice then contact with that and/or fluid contact and OP will have a permanent reminder of her.

1st research p411 and eccie
2nd research provider, reviews, and phone numbers
3rd bbbj is ok, wrap it up for fs, dabble in greek

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Definitely a new fag.

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Dude IDK. The only person I have had sex with is my girlfriend. This all started about a month ago when I stopped wearing a condom. I have dated her for almost 3 years. She's freaking out, think she cheated?

It can happen but like I said chances are slim. Never heard of anyone I know getting herpes while receiving oral sex

Yes, that's why she's freaking out. The gig is up.

My advice.
DON'T DO IT.
1. Not worth the risk
2. Cops are privy to this shit
3.Don't give these whores money
4. Get something else with your cash
5. maltese

Sauce?

Wait untill the results come back. If you do catch something she either had it before fucking her or the time spent during. Which means she got it from someone else

Chances are slim indeed but is it really worth that risk knowing you'll be fucked forever with an STD.

Also illegal to have sex without mentioning having a std before hand.

Banged the shit out of this whore for an hour. Came 3 times and gave her a facial. Best $120 I've ever spent

This

Be sure to get an expensive one (at least 300 per hour) so that you can be sure she doesn't see niggers (even better if she explicitly says no black guys, which many do), so that way you have significantly less chances of getting an STD

Becareful not getting addicted OP. Backpage is like an all you can eat buffet with vagina being the Main course. You can fuck a skinny bitch, fat bitch, milf, latina, blonde, big tits etc. It's like a full menu. Also You can get an STD just as easy picking up some random slut at the bar

Here are my tips:

1. Pick a girl that looks like she took he own photos. If they look professional or if most of them were taken by someone else, you've either got cops or a pimp. You don't want either.

2. Once you pic a girl, do a google search for her number. If she's legit, you'll likely get some hits from sites like night shift or escort review. Those are good signs. If the number just looks like a normal number, might want to stay away.

3. They might ask you to bring something. Don't bring anything except the money and condoms (she should have condoms but bring since just to be sure)

Otherwise, ama. I got a bp girl last weekend.

Well we have been dating almost 3 years. I haven't had sex with anyone but her. Could it have lived in her system that long? I have a bunch of symptoms of gonorrhea

to me it's not that easy :'(

I don't think gonorrhea stays with you forever but I could be wrong. I know you can treat some STDs with antibiotics but from what I understand Hiv, herpes, and certain hpvs are uncureable

I prefer Asian massage places. Most of them go all the way, you can find detailed reviews with a Spahunters or Rubmaps account. Odds of getting in trouble with the law are very slim.

You're gonna get a STD like other user.

MOAR

Been contemplating ordering this whore for weeks now. She looks nice but $200 for half an hour is kinda steep

The best advice anyone can give to a first time backpager is only contact women that dont fuck with niggers, because its a cardinal rule that police are not not trying to arrest black people. she'll make you wear a rubber.

If I were you, I'd just open like 3-4 accounts on dating apps, and go on there looking for a loose one just trying to fuck. Look inn the ugly section, your chances will be higher, many girls also describe they don't want a serious thing.

Another one

i thought Bp was banned ?

JFC Don't listen to these fucktards other than it's likely some STD. Herpes is a good bet. But do some goddamned research.

I got my first herpes outbreak while dating a girl for over a year. It may likely have been from her, but I could have had it much longer. It doesn't come from whores/sluts, it comes from anyone. There is such a high percentage of people with it, and most will NEVER know, and even if you get an outbreak you may never get one again. I haven't had an outbreak in over a year. Herpes is basically nothing. The stigma is bullshit. It's uncomfortable, and can hurt for a while, you can get pills to reduce this. And again, you may never feel or see it again.

Also, it can transfer with a condom on. I wish someone had told me all this shit. It's NOT a big deal, but I do now need to tell everyone I'm ever about to have sex with, and they may reject me. Who fucking cares, rejection can come from much stupider reasons. You are not worth any less from having something everyone could already have.

Oh and PS, just getting a regular STD check does not look for herpes. Ask for it specifically. Good luck.

That's the Dumbest advice I think I've ever heard. Most whores that say "no black guys" only say that because most black guys are bigger and end up stretching their insides of the vagina walls out to the point it hurts and they can't make money anymore. Don't believe the hype faggot

seems worth it but she better not fuck around for 2 minutes talking

>200$
>30 minutes
>Actually considering this
Nigga you better not waste a minute and have her bent over or prone bone for the whole 30
dat bitch greedy

Milf prostitutes usually have waaaay more millage then a fresh-ish slut

Oh trust me my niggers. I plan on cumming 5 times in pussy for that 30minute period

E..S.CORT isnt on back page for me i put LA

yo ive seen this whore on the internet so it might be a fake, what did she say her name was?

Can't remember user but when I texted her she said she was a stripper and her pics are 100% legit. Which isn't unbelievable because down here in miami most strippers are escorts or suck dick for cash in the v.i.p booth

OP here, any advice when contacting the girl? what to say and waht not to say??

DONT

woah OP here Im from miami too! I remember that girl has a weird name, how do you know the pics are legit?

Don't say anything too sexual over the phone OP. Just tell her your looking to have some fun or if you want to spend some time with me tonight. Something to that extent. Most whores will hang up if you come off too strong or they feel uncomfortable

Dude, I got something similar going on. Met this chick that does breastfeeding for fetish purposes. Really wanna meet up with her but I'm scared that it'll be a trap and Tyrone will rob me.

>pic related. Her boobs.

Couldn't find them anywhere when I reversed searched and her number and ad was legit on escorts review

Can you get an STD from breastfeeding? Also get charging your phone instead of titties.

Can't tell if that's a serious question or not. Anyways, here's another pic.

>paying for a fat, old and used woman

nigger, if youre going to pay, get one that isnt fat or old. i mean, i like fat girls myself, but im not retarded enough to pay for it, those fat fucks are lucky they get dick (older women too)

Ask them to take nekked pics. If they say no they're a cop or just not worth your dime. Pictures are legal and a cop wouldn't waste their time doing it.

another one.

That's a body.

Pic OP posted isn't fat though and milf are superior user.

I've been to several AMPS but haven't been able to get them to go 'all the way' - tips?

Just say you saw their ad and wanted to see if you could schedule an appointment. It sounds much more innocuous and gives you some deniability if it ends up being a cop.

have you ever had breastmilk? It's not the best...

also, charge your phone man, goddamn

Its more of a kink for me user, taste doesn't need to be the best drink.

That's Aruba Jasmine. Pornstar.

Stay away from them. I've fucked 5 whores and they always try to look their best on pictures, I've gotten checked and came back with a yeast infection which is curable. They said they were clean but they can lie as well


S Peaking from experience. It's better to get a gf

user can't get a gf though? That's why he's getting a prostitute.

What this nigger said. I spent 1000 dollars and I was saving up to a trip to canada but I fucked up and got addicted.


I've cheated on my gf so many times and i regret it now

Why is she still your gf then.

$200 for anal would be worth it, but that's it

Well fuck me with a trannys dick and call me Peter. Good catch user. It was either her or some cop or whore pretending to be her

Because I haven't told her and I only cheated on her because she didn't want to give me sex until of age

Bull shit. $120 is one pop money. No way she let you cum three times.

Its called a condom

Still can get it on your mouth by eating her disease ridden cunt.

>prostitute
>birthday
why not just buy a gun and shoot yourself in the head?

>I only cheated on her because she didn't want to give me sex until of age
> she didn't want to give me sex until of age
> she didn't want to give me sex
>give me sex

You're trying to rape an underage girl? Are you Arab?

Dude i'm 18 and she's 17

I'll take that as a yes. You fucking disgrace.

>18
Weren't you 20 something a couple years ago?

there's nothing even slightly illegal about that dude. everyone in this situation is "of age"

Then be a man and hold off, you're pathetic user. I hope she ditches your scumbag ass an you suffer.

LOL

I'll take that as a yes. You fucking disgrace.

You caught me, yeah but i'm dating a 17

She didn't notice the first pop. After the second she didn't mind if I went again because I was actually fucking her good and she was cumming and enjoying it. She was pretty cool and I was her first customer all night so she had some type of feeling down there still

Man, that was a long time ago and thanks for reminiding me Dash

where you from? there's better places than Backpage or Craigslist. safer and guaranteed.

I don't really care. I just wanted to continue that argument from a year ago about you being underage because we all knew you were.

Gono never stays that long. If you have gono she definitely cheated on you.

>micro t.lab tech

spoiler: he's 30, she's imaginary.