Be me

>be me
>be 23 yo tattoo artist
>two babes walk into the shop. Want nips pierced.
>o fuck yes.
>give them forms and shit. Take their IDs and money.
>one girl pays for both. Hands me a huge wad of crumpled bills and says "just keep it"
>like 40 dollars over but whatever I'll keep the tip.
>take their IDs back to photocopy them and realize they're both 17.
> it's a sex crime to touch a minors nips. Owner is wicked strict about piercing minors.
>but they're so hot. Need to see those tits.
>call them back to my station, tell them I know they're. 17 but I'll do it anyway if they promise not to tell anyone they got them here.
>they agree.
>pierce first girl.
>perkiest tits ever. > am diamonds at this point.
>Sexond girls turn.
>whips em out. Perfect double ds. Perfect.
> pierce first nip.
>eyes roll back. She passes out and falls forward onto me.
Catch her by her chest and am holding her up by her incredibly firm tits.
> boner about to. Explode.
>she wakes up and sits there in front of me dazed with her tits out for like 5 minutes until she's ready for the next one.
>boner so huge I think her friend noticed.
>do the second one and she sits their for another 5 minutes as I go over care instructions. Still hasn't put shit back on even though the piercings are clearly done.
>she says thank you and FUCKING RUBS MY DICK THROUGH MY PANTS before standing up and putting her shirt back on.
>holy shit I wanna fuck her so bad. But 17 so a definitely wouldn't.
>I remind her not to tell anyone.
>she smiles, nods, and leaves.
>cum in my gfs mouth later that night thinking about those tits.
>my job is awesome.

Sexy work stories thread.

Pic related. A different customer. Got to work on that for a solid 2 hours with both hands.

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I used to work at a convient store in college. One day they hired this milf. We got along. She calls the store one day and asks for me. Tells me to come over later. I go fuck her brains out that night. for the next couple weeks whenever we work together she's always rubbing my dick and shit behind the counter. Even got a blowjob out back in where we smoked one time. Fast forward a few months and she gets wicked crazy and starts stalking me. Mind you she's like 40 and I'm 19. Shows up to my apartment even after I kicked her out every night that week. Texts me a million times in a row. She even left a big leather recliner in my yard with a post it note that just said "sorry". Like wtf? A recliner? Eventually she shows up and I let her in just so I could make her eat my ass. Right after I came I kicked her out. She cried. That was the last of it. That chick was crazy as fuck.

What's the worst tattoo job you've had to do? Any old gay butt hole tats or what

Haha. No I don't gotta do butthole tats. I can pick and choose the what I do and what I don't. But this one time during a slow week I did tattoo the words "bad boy" on some old dude ass. He had a devil tail tattoo coming out of his ass and the word "slave tattooed right above his dick on his pelvic bone. Idk what kind of sexlife he had but I'm guessing it's pretty intense.

I made out with a waitress in the walk in once.

...

This sounds fake as fuck.

perfect tits

Fuck you. You just can't imagine being on my level you little bitch.

Confirmed fake.
Only a liar would get defensive like that

I'm a fishing guide for a living. Have a few clients that regularly bring strippers on the boat. I get paid to catch fish, get drunk and play with tits on those trips.

reported

That's pretty fucking cool man.

Get me.

>be me
>be 18
>work as a welder (went to job Corp at 16) but wrecked my Harley (hoe was texting and ran a stop)
>forced to quit and resort to working at a call center
>went through training class and met a very gorgeous 30 year old
>thought nothing of her but found out later she had an insatiable crush on me
>made an effort and made it mutual, we started hanging out on breaks to take shots, she'd buy for me
>develop amazing group of friends who invites us off-roading
>the night is young and everything is going stellar when suddenly a part on her jeep breaks
>gay mechanic in the group (just gotta emphasize that he's gay) and the rest run into town to get the part
>30 miles from town and we're left alone
>make out sesh breaks out between us as well as a bit of sexual activity, nothing too far however
>cock blocked by glowing four wheelers, dirt bikes and dune buggys
>waitwut
>bonfire is lit in the center of a pit, lights start flashing, trucks arrive with countless people, DJ starts setting up a booth
>it's a fucking rave
>get uber drunk and coax gay mechanic into stealing a cooler with me
>tell group what's up and that we need to fucking dip
>milf immediately offers to take me back
>blackout drunk by this point, just going off of patches of memory
>can barely maintain consciousness
>milf takes me back to her place, we sit, talk and cuddle really just expecting to sleep
>she starts to go on about her ex and how she's only ever been with him but he was too small
>grabs my weener and says I'd probably hurt her
Cont.

When I was in highschool I worked as a camp counselor during summers. One year there were two girl counselors who I knew outside of the camp. Long story short the three of us got drunk one night and took turns giving each other head. Still my favorite sexual activity experience and probably always will be.

>Am cable guy.
>Doing install for this hot blonde.
>Recognize her from backroom casting couch AND her escort ads on backpage.
>She needs 3 new lines dropped.
>Wallfishes are always $50 each, even on free installs
>Fucked her instead of charging her.

She had this voice like she smoked a carton a day but it was somehow still sexy as fuck. Shes the blonde. Heres the scene she was in.
>Am cable guy.
>Doing install for this hot blonde.
>Recognize her from backroom casting couch AND her escort ads on backpage.
>She needs 3 new lines dropped.
>Wallfishes are always $50 each, even on free installs
>Fucked her instead of charging her.

She had this voice like she smoked a carton a day but it was somehow still sexy as fuck. Shes the blonde. Heres the scene she was in.
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Splain

Splain.

haha, yeah, i've written fantasy before.

needed more elves.

This is where it gets gud
>she's obviously turned on but doesn't react to my drunken advances
>keeps telling me to go to sleep
>eventually tease her just enough with neck nibbling and gentle caressing
>pull her hair firmly, apparently that was last the piece of the puzzle because my pants have disappeared
>she starts kissing me and eventually pulls me on top
>spread her legs and throw them over my shoulders
>going to town on dis kitty as she moans Luke fucking crazy
>cums fiercely and swiftly, wants me to cum too
>don't wanna get her prego doe
>"it's okay hun my tubes are tied
>bingo
>but now's not the time to be thinking of what I do on Saturday nights
>unleash my fury as she moans in excitement and pleasure
We collapsed after dat and woke up to her roommates who were sleeping in the living room that night

Niiiiiiiiiice

You sound jealous of op.

Proof? I doubt you could even write a fantasy novel.

Are her tits real ?

Stop double pasting your copypasta.

Lol, do you actually believe any of these sex greentexts posted on Sup Forums? OP is either lying or heavily embellished his story. This is probably what really happened:
>2 chicks came in to get their nips pierced
>chicks were 6/10 19 year olds with average sized tits
>OP followed standard procedure and the girls left without incident
>the shit about OP holding up an unconscious girl by her tits did not happen
>if the girl did pass out, OP just laid her on the bench until she woke up
>the girl did not rub his erection
>he did not have a massive erection at any point

No.Pretty good fakes though. Her tits were fairly new in that video, they were more broken in when I fucked her, much nicer.

I always copy a block of text before I click post incase something fucks up and it did I forgot to take the . out of the motherless link, must have hit ctrl v twice.

>be me, 19, work at taco bell
>driving home from night shift, 11pm
>tired as fuck and randomly get horny
>decide to fap on the drive back because fuck it i've done it before
>blow massive load, have nowhere to wipe it, closing in on red light with other people parked at it and I obvi don't want them to see
>panic, wipe cum on T bell apron
>pull up pants and forget about it
>go back to work 2 days later, go to put on apron and notice large cum stain
>realize I left it crumpled up in my passenger seat and the 100+ degree weather cooked it all day
>figure nobody will notice since it's already covered in dried beans, thought it would blend in and be mistaken as food
>nobody says a thing somehow
>half way through shift, guy in drive thru starts being an asshole to friend on the headset taking the order
>as I finish up his burrito, I scrape the cum flakes into his burrito before I wrap it up and send it off
>there was so much that it legitimately looked like someone covered his burrito in salt
>ayy

Do you have anything of value to post? Like your own fake sex story? You're kind of trying too hard to assert dominance over OP and it comes off as insecure.

At least make your absurdly fake stories fapworthy.

>grabs my weener

Your trying to hard to assert dominance over taco bell employee and it comes off ass insecure.

I'm not asserting dominance, just merely pointing out his story is fake and gay. You anons who feel compelled to write fake stories and the ardently defend them as real are the insecure ones.

This is my dick.

Quit grabbin each other's
>weeners

>Don't live in ameristan
>This is not a crime
>Get to fuck her with impunity under the law
Sucks to be you man.

You work at taco bell?
Everyone knows that, you're just pointing out the obvious when you could be contributing.

Suck my big ass ass ass ass ASS!!!

Checked.

This is MY dick.

Nobody should contribute to these fake sex story threads. They are cancerous shit which should be shunned from Sup Forums. If you want shitty literotica, go to tumblr or some faggoty literotica blog.

Also Checked

Stop checking dicks you faggot

Haha checked

>be me
>unemployed coal miner
>trump says he will give me job
>vote to maga
>donny is prez
>no new coal job for me
>fucked but still no job

Sad!

y not? Sup Forums was never good and it's been shit for years. It's hardly worse than another ylyl, yryl, tell me what to say next, CYOA, drawfag, avatarfag, waifu, camwhore, shota, loli, andy sixx's log, bait, kik thread etc. except for all the people shitting it up.

post stories if you got em

Fuck