Why does your life suck right now?

Why does your life suck right now?

Let's have a pity party.

I'll start.

0 women in my life, I have epilepsy, and debilitating back pain due to a fractured vertebrae.

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Nothing of note except for your back pain.
I'll send you some massage radio signals, courtesy of the alien.

ayy lmao

thanks

but nah epilepsy sucks alot more than you probably think

Try seeing a higher power; I have three. One will probably sympathize, you'd think. Strength in numbers.

I'm a drunk, my only woman is married, and I'm broke

>Try seeing a higher power; I have three
are you fucking crazy

hey, at least you're gettin some

Whatever. I'll keep the signals for myself. At least people know I can appreciate them. I still wish you good luck, though.

Shit, I'll shoot.
26 schizo virgin 19-25 catatonic no friends relies on desperate traps for internet conversation. Virgin because erectile dysfunction. To top it all off I don't really care but I think it's because my brain is too fried from anti psychotics.

Traps are fun to talk to, because half of their "vocabulary" is ":3". It's like talking to an actual cat.

>Unemployed
>Living with parents
>Place is infested with roaches
>They don't give a shit enough to call pest control
>No friends
>No girl

They get everywhere, they fried my xbox, amp, and some of my books.

I fucking hate my life, I don't have any friends to room with because everyone of them decided to get married at 21. The only single one can't keep a job for longer than two weeks and moved to another country.


I really miss living by myself. I miss coming home to an empty house. I miss being able to leave food in my room to get a glass of water and coming back to it being clean and untouched. I sleeping not worried about shit crawling on you.

so true.. haven't really noticed how prevalent the :3 face is in trap culture until you mentioned it. They all do it.

You tried a keto diet yet? If not, check out what this guy has to say about keto and epilepsy. podcasts.joerogan.net/podcasts/dom-dagostino

>no gf
>shitty apartment
>no diploma
>barely part time employed
>not really employable anywhere else

I guess it isn't that awful but I sure am running out of fuckin money

Depressed overachieving bipolar transgender living with people I hate due to my parents dying. Absolutely miserable and college has become an echo chamber of idiocy. Afraid I'll be ugly if I transition. Completely suicidal. Filled with nothing but hatred everytime I see a woman. Hate social interaction. I only want to create things.

>I only want to create things

Do it. It will free you.

Get a job and move the fuck out. Living in a place like that is bringing you down

I can't without a roommate sadly. My city's rent has sky rocketed in the past 4 years. It used to be 750 for two bedroom apartment, now it's about $1200.

Don't feel like living in a bad neighborhood and dealing with human roaches either.

I did have a job, I just quit though. About to get a new one.

>Don't feel like living in a bad neighborhood and dealing with human roaches either.
Why not? What's the issue, really?

I'm high functioning autistic. My life will always suck. I'm fit, have a full time job, my own apartment, but I'm so weird and awkward that I drive people away faster than a fat dumpy neckbeard.

when i was 7 my dad went out for a pack of black and milds and came back 13 years later

I'm unsure of the woman I'm with. She recently left me for a while. She did not partake in another man, I know this because reasons. She's now returned after much conversation. Still, I remain unsure.
I was laid off recently and am running out of funds. Child support, rent, my car, and other bills are about 2k a month. I'm having much difficulty getting a job which can sustain that. It is a major point of stress.
Moreover... I'm just lost. I enjoyed what I did but was bored. All we have is time, that is the currency we are given at birth, and we can only exchange it for experience. Time for monotony is the worst transaction you can make. I want to maximize my time/experience conversion but am unsure how.

I'm almost 30.
It feels like there's still so much potential.
But how do I adequately harness it?

In my time people kill themselves.

Don't want to get my shit stolen?

I used to be a professional thief when I was younger.

I used to love Skyrim. I liked it so much I started "playing it" in real life when everyone went to sleep.

>would sneak out
>use stealth to raid ancient temples for valuables (home invasion/theft)

I got most of my electronics this way. It was a thrill ride and it saved me thousands of dollars. But it made me realize that breaking into a home and robbing while people sleep is real fucking easy, hell, I once broke in shitfaced on tequila and used one of their bathrooms for fucks sake.So even though I didn't have to spend any money buying it, I still worked hard to get what I have.

So I rather not risk living near people like me.

being white is awesome

>24 y/o wizard in training
>shit job
>no money ever
>college drop out
>severely crippling anxiety and depression
>no one to connect to
>been seriously thinking about becoming an hero in recent weeks

Try living in Victoria BC Canada. 1 bedroom is 1 thousand maples.

Oh nice, welcome back to your dad, I guess!
Did he have trouble getting his smokes?

Yea, maybe.. it would be badass to live in Canada. This one dude I know from highschool just got separated from his girl, lives in Colorado. Hes looking for a roomate, I might take the leap and move there.

What I'm hearing is that you know how to protect a home from invasion...

Different user here. With your level of experience, you should know how to burglar proof your home. Get locks that aren't shitty, proper garage door latches, window wedges, burglar-cam, etc. I'm sure you never bothered with homes that weren't easy to get into.

I meant it like... it's shittier here. Socialist Canada is the dumps.

Colorado is pretty keen.

i have a form of dyslexia that makes it very hard to write i always fuck up my w's v's u's z's and any letters that look similar to each other my hand writing is basically illegible. really fucked with anything that isnt on a computer all most flunked English because of it. i can read fine so i guess thats an upside.

I'm 22. never dated a girl. only had sex with prostitutes. recently made a 4000 retarded purchase on a car. planning on committing suicide in 2 years. working a job where I just get yelled at.

Might as well talk to him about it tomorrow.

You know what? You guys are right. I guess I'm just in a sad boy mood tonight. But you guys are absolutely right. Thanks anons.

u live in vegas?

Ended relationship bc grill's mental illness and alcoholism. ATM she has bike-riding pill guy over in my house. Lol.

She threatened suicide/ self harm and blame on me if I came back.

I can't decide between destroying pill guy's bike or walking in with 12 guage to grab my PC and wotk clothes for tomorrow.

7 wk old puppy on the line too.

I don't have a job.

That's literally it. If I just had a job, my life wouldn't suck. I've learned to be less of a stiff even when times are tough. If I had a job, i'd be fucking euphorically happy.

But I do have trouble retaining employment at all with my anxiety issues. I've learned to kick myself in the ass and manage my anxiety, but it gets me down to my core sometimes and that coupled with my schizophrenia at night makes things very very rough in the morning.

Also i'm fairly lonely since i'm such a recluse, being unemployed, and all.

and for some reason I just can't seem to get over my past. I spend a lot of my time fantasizing about things turning out different, and I feel really incomplete until I heal, but i just haven't found a way. I'm sure I could... IF I HAD A JOB.

Been thinking of moving back in with my dad, he's really my only daddy and we always had the best relationship of the family, so perhaps I should start a new relationship with him. Right now we just like to text and bitch about the neighbors that he is trying to evict (who I didn't like in the first place).

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Keep telling yourself you have a disability. It will make it easier to kill yourself. If you are an actual human you will overcome it.

Aww yiss

I can't believe people actually played as thief/ sneak in skyrim. So fucking trivial

youtube.com/watch?v=Qg-00kvEW5U

I didn't lol, I was a battle axe tank.

I just liked to roleplay lightly while stoned so I would sneak around with J'zargo and cut heads while he zapped them with some spell.

That's how I got the urge to do it in real life.

because life is shit