ALL RIGHT YOU SNIVELING BAG WORMS LISTEN UP
I WANT TO SEE SOME REAL DUBS AND I WANT THEM NOW
IF YOU CAN'T SHOW ME SOME REAL MAN NUMBERS THEN YOU CAN WALK YOUR ASS BACK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND PANSY
ALL RIGHT YOU SNIVELING BAG WORMS LISTEN UP
I WANT TO SEE SOME REAL DUBS AND I WANT THEM NOW
IF YOU CAN'T SHOW ME SOME REAL MAN NUMBERS THEN YOU CAN WALK YOUR ASS BACK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND PANSY
SIR YES SIR, I MIGHT HAVE SUCKED COCK FOR A LIVING OUTSIDE THE US ARMY BUT FUCK IT SIR
WELL FUCK ME I GUESS SIR
Check em
A'ight.
Sorry sir, all I have are trips
I might've left them in my footlocker though
Shut the fuck up faggot
Fuck off closet homo
Sorry sir I don't believe I have any on me actually
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MY ARTHRITIC RETARDED GRANDMOTHER GETS BETTER NUMBERS THAN THESE
YOU MUST REALLY LIKE GETTING FUCKED YOU GODDAM QUEERS
Now THESE are what I like to see
WHAT'S YOUR NAME MAGGOT
I got some, now fuckoff
Fuck you, loser.
SIR I LOVE MY COUNTRY MORE THAN I LOVE FUCKING MY SISTER
SO THAT'S HOW ITS GONNA BE IS IT SON?
YOU'RE IN MY DOMAIN NOW YOU SLIPPERY MONGOLOID
I OWN THAT ASS HERE
NOW I SAID DUBS YOU TWINKLE TOED COMMUNIST FUCK STICK
ATTITUDE ONLY GETS YOU SO FAR MAGGOT, I WANT RESULTS NOT BOOT LICKING
YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME DUBS OR I WILL FUCK YOUR SISTER IN FRONT OF YOU WHILE YOUR DADDY GIVES ME A REACHAROUND
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME MAGGOT
I REALLY hope drill sergeants can still talk like this.
SIR YES SIR REPORTING FOR NUMBERS SIR
SIR YES SIR HERE ARE MY DUBS NOW
Heil, commandant.
YOU WON'T HAVE THAT ATTITUDE FOR LONG YOU COCK SUCKING BROTHER FUCKER
NOW STOP TRYING TO HONEY ME UP LIKE IM SOME DESPERATE FAT PROM DATE YOU COULD ONLY SCORE AND GET ME DUBS
YOU'LL HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN THAT BUTTER BALL, MY BLIND AMPUTATED FISH CAN IMPRESS ME MORE THAN YOU TWO DISAPPOINTMENTS
GET MOVING MAGGOTS
I don't take orders from a Rothschild whipping boy.
I identify as worm-self
Please do not use my kin as an insult
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Check em
I'M SURE I HAVE MY DUBS SOMEWHERE HERE SIR!
FOUND 'EM SIR!
Sorry Sir i might need a reroll
SIR, I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW YOU MY DUBS SIR BUT I'M AFRAID I HAVE MISSPLACED THEM SIR
'em
SORRY SIR ALL I HAVE ARE SOME SINGLES
LET ME HAVE MY DUBS IN PEACE SIR.
HEIL, COMMANDANT. I BELIEVE I HAVE SOME DUBS ON ME.