ALL RIGHT YOU SNIVELING BAG WORMS LISTEN UP

ALL RIGHT YOU SNIVELING BAG WORMS LISTEN UP

I WANT TO SEE SOME REAL DUBS AND I WANT THEM NOW

IF YOU CAN'T SHOW ME SOME REAL MAN NUMBERS THEN YOU CAN WALK YOUR ASS BACK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND PANSY

SIR YES SIR, I MIGHT HAVE SUCKED COCK FOR A LIVING OUTSIDE THE US ARMY BUT FUCK IT SIR

WELL FUCK ME I GUESS SIR

Check em

A'ight.

Sorry sir, all I have are trips

I might've left them in my footlocker though

Shut the fuck up faggot

Fuck off closet homo

Sorry sir I don't believe I have any on me actually

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MY ARTHRITIC RETARDED GRANDMOTHER GETS BETTER NUMBERS THAN THESE

YOU MUST REALLY LIKE GETTING FUCKED YOU GODDAM QUEERS

Now THESE are what I like to see

WHAT'S YOUR NAME MAGGOT

I got some, now fuckoff

Fuck you, loser.

SIR I LOVE MY COUNTRY MORE THAN I LOVE FUCKING MY SISTER

SO THAT'S HOW ITS GONNA BE IS IT SON?

YOU'RE IN MY DOMAIN NOW YOU SLIPPERY MONGOLOID

I OWN THAT ASS HERE

NOW I SAID DUBS YOU TWINKLE TOED COMMUNIST FUCK STICK

ATTITUDE ONLY GETS YOU SO FAR MAGGOT, I WANT RESULTS NOT BOOT LICKING

YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME DUBS OR I WILL FUCK YOUR SISTER IN FRONT OF YOU WHILE YOUR DADDY GIVES ME A REACHAROUND

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME MAGGOT

I REALLY hope drill sergeants can still talk like this.

SIR YES SIR REPORTING FOR NUMBERS SIR

SIR YES SIR HERE ARE MY DUBS NOW

Heil, commandant.

YOU WON'T HAVE THAT ATTITUDE FOR LONG YOU COCK SUCKING BROTHER FUCKER

NOW STOP TRYING TO HONEY ME UP LIKE IM SOME DESPERATE FAT PROM DATE YOU COULD ONLY SCORE AND GET ME DUBS

YOU'LL HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN THAT BUTTER BALL, MY BLIND AMPUTATED FISH CAN IMPRESS ME MORE THAN YOU TWO DISAPPOINTMENTS

GET MOVING MAGGOTS

I don't take orders from a Rothschild whipping boy.

I identify as worm-self

Please do not use my kin as an insult

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Check em

I'M SURE I HAVE MY DUBS SOMEWHERE HERE SIR!

FOUND 'EM SIR!

Sorry Sir i might need a reroll

SIR, I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW YOU MY DUBS SIR BUT I'M AFRAID I HAVE MISSPLACED THEM SIR

'em

SORRY SIR ALL I HAVE ARE SOME SINGLES

LET ME HAVE MY DUBS IN PEACE SIR.

HEIL, COMMANDANT. I BELIEVE I HAVE SOME DUBS ON ME.