You’re stranded on an island, with only 5 items in front of you.
Roll to see which items you get
You’re stranded on an island, with only 5 items in front of you
just grinding out on runescape, should have 85 smithing by tonight. wanna be my miner slave for 10k gp an hour? I'll give you much for when I'm 99 and rolling in it
Ohhh, gimme that weed.
What I get?
Rollo
rol
Beep
Sure I'll roll.
...
saw, pot, tarp, matches.
anything to an hero
Ralling
Jews will be exterminated
Roll
Rolling for the knife package
Newp
rolloli
I get the weed, wilson, and a black butt plug?
ONLY 5 OUNCES LOL FUCK BRA
rollul
Rollllliiin
Rollin-
Roll
give me the sunscreen
I need Bear Grylls powers
Rollin for survival.
roll
Sunscreen, raft, vitamins, sniper rifle, and knife.
Not a bad setup for hunting boar and floating the carcass back along the beach. Assuming there's boar, of course.
Rollio
No
Roll
Roll
Lets goo
roll
roll
Roll
Rolo
roll
roll
Rollll
Im literally just loot fodder
fuckroll
Roll
Roll
So long gay Bowser.
Hawaiian Sweet Rolls
Rollio
What next? Do we battle? Can we form alliances? Trade?
How do I win?
Rolling for a fishing pole
Okay fuck OP then.
We creste our own rules? What say you, gents?
thongs
roll
im gonna make it guys
...
roll
might as well
B rolln
daddy dildo
Ur gey lmao
I will trade my knife for a compass, if anyone is interested.
pot
flaregun
mirror
hunting rifle
knife
I win
Rolling
Roll
Keep on rolling Mississippi moon wont you keep on shinin
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Roll for survival
I got an ipod. Anybody want to listen to some tunes while we're stranded on this island???
lemmi see dat shit
rollie pollie
Roll em boys
Not even close, faggot. I have a gun and a boat.
Rolling i guess
Roll
You're kicked off the island for your lack of enrhusiasm.
roll
?how fucked am i ?
Enthusiasm
Rollin like dürst
why have items when u can an hero
Rolling
Ok i guess ill just take my assloads of weed and vitamins andbe on my way. Good day, sir!
ok
Roll
roll
Ifkyg
rollerino
Rollin
reroll
Rolling nig
fucking roll
Whoa, bro. Don't be rash. So you got some weed? I'll jerk your cock off for a quarter ounce. Best I can do.
Roll
Fuck it whu not
Okay, okay.. how about an eighth?
Sunscreen, Hiking Boots, Vitamins, Water Purifier, Tent.
Mostly useless bullshit.
Roool
Roll
rello
rollin
Roooll