You’re stranded on an island, with only 5 items in front of you

You’re stranded on an island, with only 5 items in front of you.
Roll to see which items you get

just grinding out on runescape, should have 85 smithing by tonight. wanna be my miner slave for 10k gp an hour? I'll give you much for when I'm 99 and rolling in it

Ohhh, gimme that weed.

What I get?

Rollo

rol

Beep

Sure I'll roll.

...

saw, pot, tarp, matches.

anything to an hero

Ralling

Jews will be exterminated

Roll

Rolling for the knife package

Newp

rolloli

I get the weed, wilson, and a black butt plug?

ONLY 5 OUNCES LOL FUCK BRA

rollul

Rollllliiin

Rollin-

Roll

give me the sunscreen

I need Bear Grylls powers

Rollin for survival.

roll

Sunscreen, raft, vitamins, sniper rifle, and knife.

Not a bad setup for hunting boar and floating the carcass back along the beach. Assuming there's boar, of course.

Rollio

No

Roll

Roll

Lets goo

roll

roll

Roll

Rolo

roll

roll

Rollll

Im literally just loot fodder

fuckroll

Roll

Roll

So long gay Bowser.

Hawaiian Sweet Rolls

Rollio

What next? Do we battle? Can we form alliances? Trade?

How do I win?

Rolling for a fishing pole

Okay fuck OP then.

We creste our own rules? What say you, gents?

thongs

roll

im gonna make it guys

...

roll

might as well

B rolln

daddy dildo

Ur gey lmao

I will trade my knife for a compass, if anyone is interested.

pot
flaregun
mirror
hunting rifle
knife

I win

Rolling

Roll

Keep on rolling Mississippi moon wont you keep on shinin

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Roll for survival

I got an ipod. Anybody want to listen to some tunes while we're stranded on this island???

lemmi see dat shit

rollie pollie

Roll em boys

Not even close, faggot. I have a gun and a boat.

Rolling i guess

Roll

You're kicked off the island for your lack of enrhusiasm.

roll

?how fucked am i ?

Enthusiasm

Rollin like dürst

why have items when u can an hero

Rolling

Ok i guess ill just take my assloads of weed and vitamins andbe on my way. Good day, sir!

ok

Roll

roll

Ifkyg

rollerino

Rollin

reroll

Rolling nig

fucking roll

Whoa, bro. Don't be rash. So you got some weed? I'll jerk your cock off for a quarter ounce. Best I can do.

Roll

Fuck it whu not

Okay, okay.. how about an eighth?

Sunscreen, Hiking Boots, Vitamins, Water Purifier, Tent.

Mostly useless bullshit.

Roool

Roll

rello

rollin

Roooll