Slavs

Which Slav do you want to be?

me
Slovene - civilized, intelligent
Pole - masculine

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Fuck off with this idiotic thread again.

we're more germanic I think. Nothing wrong with slavs though

>Nothing wrong with Slavs though
t. wojak

t. Jawn Deshawn

no we do not speak a slavic language and a lot of our culture is more german influenced. We have some migrants who are slavs though

t. Sobotka

Obviously Russian - the only relevant Slavs who have a very diverse heritage, have managed to create their own cultural area, don't belong to Europe and bravely oppose the West...
Oh God, I AM the Russian. What a luck!
Well, choosing from others I wanna be southern Slav. They aren't cucked by the European culture that hard. Serb, Bulgarian or even Bosnian (atheist though).

t. Franz Globotschnigg

Celtic

Oh he know you're "diverse" you know.

t. slavic country who speak a Germanic language

but I agree there is nothing wrong with slavs

it was always mixed a little bit, like in Vienna lots of slavs lived there even in kuk times. However also pre 1945 in Bratislava(Pressburg in German) and Prague lots of Austrians lived there.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austria-Hungary
define slavic, what makes a country slavic according to your definition?

Austria is heavily mixed with Slavs, just like East Germany.
East and south part of Austria are literally germanised Slavs.

and the west are pretty much celts, nothing Germanic about them except language

slavic and germanic are one genetic group called caucasians. Difference is the culture, and nowadays everyone in eastern Germany and Austria speaks German so they are not slavs anymore culturally

That's because Charlemagne decided to cleanse West Yurop from Saxonshits.

Culturally and linguistically they're Germanic though.

>caucasians
Indo-Europeans, R1a Kurgans, that dominated European primitives.

West Germany looks more swarthy due to Celts larping as Germans. Also, it was East Germany that united Germans, clearly a Slavic influence in strive for unity.

>Culturally and linguistically they're Germanic though.

irrelevant, it was the predominantly slavic populations that dominated the HRE (Austria, Bohemia and later on Prussia).

>East Germany
Le East Germany WUZ POLES'N'SHEIT meme
It's Mitteldeutschland, Central Germany, btw

what kind of autist makes these maps?

>Celt/slavic rapebaby larping as Germanic

pathetic desu

people with a deep rooted hate motivated obsession like Polaks

Oh no it's Poland's Greek again

The ones that actually know things.

Germans aren't really an ethnicity, the only thing that makes you a nation is a culture brought by R1a-Z284 East Germanics.
Truth hurts doesn't it? You're not Aryans, you're larpers.

>stirve for national unity is a slavic characteristic
ok

So you believe in genetic unity and identity over cultural unity and identity?

Obviously, seeing as for 1000 of years Germans were killing each other for a small piece of land.

...

It is a French guy who makes these maps actually

Only East and North can claim steppe Aryan heritage.

Rest of you are Frenchshits.

>all these dumbasses larping as snowniggers

It's our power.
We don't suffer from inbreeding as westerners, also Russian culture is a unique mix.

It's fine, if you speak a germanic language, you are germanic, if you speak a slavic language, you are slavic.

a dead one

R1a Kurgans expand into Europe,
R1a-Z284 and some R1b(but mostly R1a) Kurgans slaughtered former "gods" and "chieftains" of the l1 cro-magnon natives and took control of those regions, creating Germanics through fucking their women and teaching l1 men war-culture and Indo-European language.

R1b is more attributed to Celtic expansions rather than Germanic people. R1b-U106 which was considered "Germanic" was found out be haplogroup of the native British Britons, which were Celts not Germanics.

but we wuz all aryans n sheisse, sure.

I remember seeing XIX German propaganda where you claimed to be Egyptians as well.

So French speaking Africans are French now?

>slavic and germanic are one genetic group called caucasians
Lol, you are retarded. We have different haplogroups, also we look different on average. I guess you have interacted with western Slavs only so you have no idea about real Slavs like Russians or Serbs.
Caucasian race is extremely huge and includes people from Syria to Iceland.

>real Slavs like Russians or Serbs.
I chuckled.

There is nothing to be proud about, retard. Russia, Iran, Tajikistan, Afghanistan - all the huge shitholes, Afghanistan is literally 100% medieval shit.

If their mother tongue is French, then yes. And if they have French culture.

There are different subclades, you stupid untermensch.

Why do you intend to speak in the subjects you have absolutely no idea of?

South Serbian/Kosovo so that I'd be 6ft2 instead of 5ft10

Not genetically, but culturally we are more Slav than you. Since adopting Catholicism you were slowly becoming more and more European while we have remained the huge anti-western, anti-European force. You're cucked by the West too much.

Slavs helped shaped the so called European culture, we did not adopt it you retard. Damn Russians are truly retarded and proud for being a huge shithole.

Do you think your culture truly is Slavic?
Russia was shaped by larping as Greeks aka Turd Rome idelogy, you were also invaded by Mongols and bred with Tatars for centuries.

What makes you think you're more Slavic than West Slavs and Slovenians which are the origin of all slavshits?

in the end we are all one humanity and should not fight each other

This is bait, no Austrian thinks this.

No, you Western Slavs adopted western culture, you have been adopting it since medieval. At the same time we were developing our own culture, real Slav culture, and if not Peter the Cuck we would be even more unique than China. You just bended over to Europe, were cucked and become Europeans yourself. Soul of a real Slav is irrational, mystic, looking for the truth, it's incompatible with rational western civilization based on money.

How's your daughter doing, Fritz?

Originally Slavs were indistinguishable from Germanics. Both Germanic and Slavic ethnos was jumpstarted by the same people, Kurgans.

>2800BC: During Corded Ware Expansion, Kurgan people with haplogroup R1a-M458(to this day M458 is present in big % in Poland) come to Poland, they're later known as Vistula Veneti/Wends. Rest of the Kurgan people(both R1a and R1b) go to Scandinavia and take control over paleolithic l1 cro-magnons, give them IE language and war-like culture, that mixture of R1b, R1a Kurgans and l1 native paleothic hunter-gatherers creates Germanics.

>During late Iron Age:
East Germanics enter territory of the Vistula Veneti(currently not known if by force, or just as migrants/refugees) And they start to assimilate Veneti and Veneti(in some sense) assimilate them(in this case, genetically, through germanic women breeding with Veleti men) How do we know this? Vandals burned their dead, but not all of them could, through migration to Italy and Sardinia Vandal male lineages were found to be R1a-M458, which is the most common among Vistula Veneti at that time.

>Much later Goths that go to Ukraine meet the Proto-Slavic culture (Zarubintsy culture/Proto-Slovenians) and influence them, but get partially Slavicized.
>Some time later, meaning after the fall of Rome or before that, people from Zarubintsy culture rush through modern-day Polish territory and absorb East Germanics, Wends/Veleti on the way and that creates the Polish/West Slavic ethnos.

Germanic influence had a huge impact on the Polish and West Slavic ethnos. Shaping West Slavic ethnos was also isolated from Eastern one, that had huge Baltic, Scythian and Uralic influence to it. In case of the Czechs it was also Celtic tribes.

humanists exist in every country m8

Yes, we were heavily influenced by the East. But it resulted in developing our own culture, while you have adopted the foreign and hostile one. Your Slavic culture was replaced, we have Slavic traits among the others, you have no Slavic traits. Read panslavists, slavyanophiles etc

Ah yes, we aren't Slavic because we aren't Russians.
We get it.

You're wrong. Your culture was shaped by Eastern hordes. Kievan Rus was a typical West Slavs/East Germanic blandaup. Has nothing to do with Russia.

make me Czech, they have good beer.

If being poor, uneducated alchoholic is Slavic culture, then I'm not a part of it.

I would never make a daughter in this fucked up world as long as pornography and capitalist materialism exists

>Shaping West Slavic ethnos was also isolated from Eastern one, that had huge Baltic, Scythian and Uralic influence to it.
This. When you talk about links to germanics, you talk about western Slavs. Eastern Slavs never interacted with Germanics, we were dealing more with Khazaria, Bulgars, Southern Slavs and Byzantium. Western Slavs are exclusion among other Slavs. Southern and Eastern Slavs were always more about the East, you were always about the West and you were cucked by the West while we opposed everyone. Even your languages are different. Russian and Bulgarian, Yugoslav may understand each other without the translator, but polish language is a gibberish to our ears.

That's what ((((they)))) want you to do.

But I understand your pain. I wouldn't stand if my future daugther whored herself on social media and sucked dicks for new clothes, like girls do these days.

this

>Kievan Rus was a typical West Slavs/East Germanic blandaup
You're deluded cuck, worshipping Germans. Rus was closely linked to Byzantium, Greeks, Bulgarians, while we assimilated tons of Finn and Turkic people around us (traits of this are in the deepest core of Russian language nd genetics). Obviously there were nothing Germanic in Rus except the small amount of people who came with Rurik and were assimilated in 2-3 generations. Than Horde came and we were completely isolated from the West for ages. Talking about Western Slavs in Rus is just hilarious, we despised you for your western religion and cuckoldry back then already.

Hmmmmmmm

>At first Uzbeg did not want to empower Moscow. In 1327, the Baskaki Shevkal, cousin of Uzbeg, arrived in Tver from the Horde, with a large retinue. They took up residence at Aleksander's palace. Rumors spread that Shevkal wanted to occupy the throne for himself and introduce Islam to the city. When, on 15 August 1327, the Mongols tried to take a horse from a deacon named Dyudko, he cried for help and a mob of furious people fell on the Tatars and killed them all. Shevkal and his remaining guards were burnt alive. Thus Uzbeg Khan began backing Moscow as the leading Russian state. Ivan I Kalita was granted the title of grand prince and given the right to collect taxes from other Russian potentates. The Khan also sent Ivan at the head of an army of 50,000 soldiers to punish Tver

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Horde

Also
>there was nothing Germanic in Rus.
Oh no, I guess not.

Daily reminder that Kievan Rus was founded by Lechites (see Kievan Polans, Radimichi, Vyatichi). And small branch of Goths were part of this as well, since they got Slavicized by Zarubintsy culture.

But I guess history is forbidden in Russia, because everyone was Russians, right?

Its not the jews fault, but yeah its sad too see that happening

No, Austria is just 19% R1a compared to Poland's 60%. Austrians wouldn't speak German if there hadn't been a significant influx from Southern Germany, people don't just switch their language on a whim

None as none of them can possibly compare to the superiority of an ANGLO

>one (1) Saxon sample had haplogroup I
>that means all Saxons had that haplogroup

How is it even possible to be this retarded?

R1a lives matter

Ancient Germania was mostly l1.
There is no doubt about it.

l1 people were simply cucked by Kurgans that created Proto-Germanic culture.

Yes, we were important part of the Horde and when the Horde crashed we took all the other parts under our rule. What's wrong with that?
>Daily reminder that Kievan Rus was founded by Lechites (see Kievan Polans, Radimichi, Vyatichi).
God, you're the most deluded brainwashed pole I ever seen. Read Tale of Time Years by Nestor, lol.

>Read Tale of Time Years by Nestor, lol.
Exactly. Read Rus Primary Chronicle.

He call Kiev Rus: "They came from Lachs"

>Nestor
>Over a long period the Slavs settled beside the Danube, where the Hungarian and Bulgarian lands now lie. From among these Slavs, parties scattered throughout the country and were known by appropriate names, according to the places where they settled. Thus some came and settled by the river Morava, and were named Moravians, while others were called Czechs. Among these same Slavs are included the White Croats, the Serbs and the Carinthians. For when the Vlakhs attacked the Danubian Slavs, settled among them and did them violence, the latter came and made their homes by the Vistula, and were then called Lyakhs. Of these same Lyakhs some were called Polyanians, some Lutichians, some Mazovians, and still others Pomorians. Certain Slavs settled also on the Dnieper, and were likewise called Polyanians. Still others were named Derevlians, because they lived in the forests. Some also lived between the ‘Pripet’ and the Dvina, and were known as Dregovichians. Other tribes resided along the Dvina and were called the Polotians on account of a small stream called the Polota, which flows into the Dvina. It was from this same stream that they were named the Polotians. The Slavs also dwelt about Lake Il’men, and were known there by their characteristic name. They built a city which they called Novgorod. Still others had their homes along the Desna, the Sem’ and the Sula, and were called Severians. Thus the Slavic race was divided, and its language was known as Slavic.”

WE

R1b-U106 for once was and is very common at the continental North Sea coast whereas it is rare among insular Celtic populations. Therefore is dumb as a brick when he claims that everything that isn't I1 is of Britonic origin.

is wrong for the same reason.

DAS RITE
Saying R1b-U106 is Germanic is simply wrong as well.

>t. slavic country who speak a Germanic language
you mean Slovene?

Best Slav coming through

The vast majority of Austrians are descendants of Germanised Carantanians (ancestors of Slovenes) and some Moravians. Bavarians are the real immigrants in Austria.

This, we are a Germanic nation.

The point is that the Bavarian impact was so great that one cannot speak of Austrians as merely "Germanised Slovenes".

eupedia.com/europe/european_y-dna_haplogroups.shtml

The haploshit pattern of Austria is very different to that of Slovenia.

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czechia

being Ignorant, considering meat as the only food, having machine guns and grenades in every house, talking about a civil war all the time that ended long time ago and was totally pointless....
Yeah i see why Americans love us...

Slovaks are White Croats

>Hrvatje
>beli

None

>Russian/Belarussian/Ukranian
Gopniks
>Polish
80 IQ plumber
>Czeck/Slovaks
They seem chill, probably because west-slavs are best slavs
>Slovene
I like Laibach, so bretty gud
>Croatia
I dont know, they seem kind of basic southern europeans to me. My friend's aunt's husband is a croat and the few times I've met him, he gives me an Italian feeling
>Bosnia
Rapebabies, deserve to get purged
>Serbia
Alphas when they're serious, otherwise a bunch of cry babies
>Bulgaria
4/5, land is a nice vaction destination. Gorni Dubnik never forget.
>Macedonia
>m-muh Alexander, we wuz kings n shit

>checked
this desu senpai

you arn t slav

You keep in touch with your friends aunt husband?

>My friend's aunt's husband is a croat and the few times I've met him, he gives me an Italian feeling
You've met the right kind of Croatian. Very proud of you.

t. from Dalmatia

czechs aren't slavs desu

they are mixed

no, just met him twice or three when they've had a BBQ
And he is proud too. Hates Serbs too
And Russians aren't humans

so is every nation in europe

I belive czechs have are more than 40% slav.

And what are we Karelians mixed with?

20-30%, no more
Czech sound like retarded mixture of German, Slovak and Latin

bump

we're actually germanic

Knowledgeable and unbiaised people


Are you mad, Hans ?