Reasons why if you ain't Dutch you ain't mutch

>Sports:
>Skatesing
>Darting
>Football
>Womanhockey
>Swimming
>Turning
>Horsedresser, fourspan and jumpsport
>Ass shooting
>K1
>Judo
>Did I mention turning?
>Surfing
>Rallysport
>Dakar rally (trucks)
>Solar racing
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>Technique and trade:
>Building dykes, technique and maintenance
>Bridges and slushies
>Baggering
>Water maintenance and recycling
>Moving large buildings/objects (50 tons and more)
>Biketechnique, biketraffic technique.
>Finsec (some of the largest banks in the world are Dutch, the dutch financial sector is world renowned because of its' efficience.
>Oil and gas (shell)
>Flowertrade and exports(55% of all flowers go through The Hollandlands)
- Feedthrough and overslap harbor (Rotterdam, Shiphole)
>Honourable mansions for the best electricity web and best interweb
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>Entertainment
>Classic music such as Andre Rio
>Dance music (12 of the best DJs in the world are from The Netherlands)
>Painters Rembrandt van Rijn, Vincent van Gogh, Johannes Vermeer etc)
>Television (We invent worldwide used formats)
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>Fooding
>Beers (Heineken but also different special beers)
>Cheese

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Reasons why if you're dutch you ain't much
>Sissy men
>Degenerates
>Underwater
>Beers (small and foamy)

>Underwater by 2050

you seem angry that we beat you 400 years ago

I'm gonna fuck your women and spread my Albanian genes throughout the Netherlands.

m8, you're not even tall enough to headbutt a Dutch woman's pussy, let alone impregnate one.

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Dutch hhhhhhheeeeeehehe only because you were close to the huge trading routes of british empire doesnt make u superior lol why all hollandians wanna act so uber lol dutch kek

you're not even white lol

>West Bulgaria talking shit about people claiming the achievements of other people

I'm 8-9 inches taller than this Dutch qt at my highschool.

Who wants to buy some stroopwafels and hagelslag at the Albert Heijn.

>Football

See you at the EURO 2016

You didn't even mention the future GOAT.

>"""Dutch""" American
laffin

>5pa1n calling others degenerate

top kys mateo, don't you need to have your mid-day sleep and fight some caged animals so you feel superior to something?

>skatesing
>turning
>dykes
>baggering
>overslap harbour
>andre rio
Schumt eweige, dikken Ollander.

>beers
Vesbroewet.

>tfw Ricciardo has to run to Ferrari one year early now.

wat?
praat eens normaal man

She's hot though. Not speaking shit about Dutch people but I want to fuck your women and spread my genes throughout the Netherlands.

another 40 reasons why us dutch are the best

youtube.com/watch?v=nY6ZQU2vZeI

thanks, that was beautiful

you forgot we also invented

>cook happen
>jeans hanging

average dutch family

Im Serbian in macedonia for business jeez u so quick to flame, btw lets be honest i fought and killed people for my country and you liberal country invites niggers and arabs.

Is this why you feel the need to prove us something?

How do you see your future?

>Nikola Tesla
>Novak Djokovic
>etc.

here,s your artist back.
turning??360 degree no scope???

still mad cause we sank your shippie wippies?

how many confirmed kills do you have?

>Im Serbian
D U T C H B A T
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Groot Nederland wanneer?
t. Vlaming

>Groot Nederland wanneer?
Nooit, België een poep

you caught me user
i'm literally 400 years old

Fuck off back to bed, Liz

>Belgium

youtu.be/5yBvP3616Wc

You're 10 years older than her Jerome.

She's older than me, kek. And we both already graduated.

Does abandoning your population in Africa count?

Here's the reasons why if you ain't American you ain't nothing

>Home of Burger
>NASCAR
>Convenience store
>comedy central
>July 4
>ball games
>hot dogs
>air craft carriers
>really good at war (won both)
>best games
>beat TV
>biggest houses
>fast cars
>Mt Rushmore
>national parks
>Hawaii
>Texas
>founder of freedom
>Wawa
>highways
>pick ups
>guns
>smashing mailboxes
>inground swimming pool
>clap
>safe streets
>dick van dyke
>disco
>skyscrapers
>rock and roll
>red
>white
>and
>blue
>fishin
>huntin
>God fearing

>NASCAR

stopped reading there m8, topkek

We lost the colony to the Bongs back when we were occupied by France on the continent. Then when the Treaty of Ambiens would've returned South Africa to us, the Bongs conveniently broke all agreements. And when when the war was finally over, the Bongs just kept it.

mad?

>implying that's not a sick mix
And dancing looks better in the dark.

Lol no

I am. Nascar is awesome but gets no airtime here

You live underwater surrounded by sand niggers, what are you proud of?

True Dutchman.

not this angry spoon

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is that orange I see in your flag?

>being proud of degeneracy promoting things such as K1 niggers, 'dance' 'music' and beer

Dutch are great but you're all smoking weed from the minute you wake up until you fall asleep and its holding you back.

More smoke comes out of Amsterdam on a daily basis than has come out of the Fort McMurray fire

Max is a full-on Limburger though, his mom is from the B*lgian part

Shame we are throwing our heritage away by importing unskilled, uneducated third-worlders who inevitably become welfare-leeches.

The only reason we will be underwater by 2050 is because the real dutchman is a minority, the faggots the brown replacements are too incompetent to maintain the dykes and dunes.

we might be pathetic but at least we don't screencap our own posts

>no guns

you aint much after all.

The only thing we really have going is our power in trade really.
And that our germanic genes are superior to most seeing that we're generally tall ( 2meters here, anything below 1.90m is a manlet ).

But thats it really, and a more stable economy than southern europe, but they're not even white.

normally, Limburg is considered to be Belgium by the rand stad. but now Max has won they're all cheering: OUR MAX DID IT!!!

I wholeheartedly agree, my fellow Dutchman. :^)

You can come here bro. I live 5m above sea level!

To be fair, if migration gets too big we can flood our country to take them to hell with us.

Same for Brabant and Zeeuws-Vlaanderen I guess?

>mfw I live in a non country

>Be Christian in the Netherlands.
>Be okay with a gay flag on your church.
>No one calls them out on it even when this goes against the teachings of the Bible.
Their progressive faggotry goes above the word of God.

I fucked one of your exchange students in high school

Kind of called out

start at 1:24

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itts literally nothing

>74166932

burn it

you should be proud that your country believes in diversity! :3

>screencapping your own posts and spreading them

>screencap your own post
what~

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>couldn't even find a picture of real Dutch people
>let me google search "white British couple"

Cannot stump the Nederbros

You forgot making carrots orange

:< ?

>le meme post!! :-DDD
kanker op

Fucking Dyke fags at it again, thinking they're hot shit, sniffing their own farts.

I'm gonna fuck their women someday.

those hairy and ugly creatures? why? they are tall, ugly with no tits, terrible language and accent.

I am a tall handsome white englishman

How easy will it be to get laid if i come to Netherholland? Are Dutch women fans of the Big Anglo Penis?

I think some are hot.

some americans are not fat

Groot Nederland when

Soon.

NO ERA PENAL
NO ERA PENAL
NO ERA PENAL
NO ERA PENAL
NO ERA PENAL
NO ERA PENAL

I have it out for you windmill fuckers.

Pls Anschluss East Frisia.

>>Womanhockey
Your women look like men.
All of them are mascular butches and do shit like hockey, softball, weightlifting, football, oh, and get wasted and overdose on drugs.

And I didn't even mention how every native Dutch men is a beta cuckold and your country's full of niggers and durkas.

Just because Max won yesterday you're still Little Germanistan.
Kill yourself.

Say hello to our next Prime Minister!

And if you are dutch, your hair ain't much

>Giving Lüttich and Luxemburg to France

This guy is a imposter! Netherlands suck don't come to our shitty country!

Ah the Netherlands

Home of hardcore and hardstyle

Nonexistant cuisine
Have fun with yur sprinkle bread slices

>CTRL-F "Kanker"
>1 overeenkomst
>mfw
Komop jongens we moeten wel even onze reputatie waarmaken.

>Home of the jews and degeneracy

FTFY

> nobody voted for him
> be able to sit in the parliament and receive gibs

'democracy'

Also it's a
> cringy chauvinistic dutch on the internet episode

>Your women look like men.

8=϶

Kankersnel godverdomme

Aub vereenzelvig Limburg niet met wafelmonden.

Our beer is where it's truly at. Everything doesn't matter.

ik wel

komt voor de kankerbakker

Water is just new land.

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