JANNY IS A MADMAN HELP US SAVE US
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You're either a runt or a grandad if you watch TV except for sports, whether it's free or not
Imagine being some bogan cunt who pays for Foxtel
Reckon I need to stick my big English cock in some qt aussie girl
rorkes? not a fan
this
coalition of chaos
why are you spykidsposting while I'm watching this on tv, awfully suspicious
stop monitoring me
violence in war movies stays true to the narrative and actually makes war more real instead of like some grand adventure
saving private ryan is a good example of the sheer violence almost serving as an anti war aspect
i'm not some sort of peacenik mind you but by realistically portraying the violence it provides a more substantial message and a better picture of what soldiers actually experience
>not watching tv
runtsheed
Have you been espousing leftwing ideas on /brit/ recently
Police are known to monitor people who do that
conference pear
>girl
stopped reading right there
why are you spykidsposting while I'm watching this on tv, awfully suspicious
stop monitoring me
strewth
at work
gdp grew at the same rate as this time last year
didn't stop the grauniad having a spazz over it
negotiation mango
So you read all of it?
*baracks and harasses you*
So either
A) you watch 5 minutes of ads for every 15 minutes of actual TV
B) you pay for something anyone can easily get for free, and it STILL has ads
thats the joke
discussion apple
>FyreFestival
>Rich liberals paying up to $12,000 to get culturally ENRICHED
symposium satsuma
war was less violent than pictured in films mate. most soldiers saw little action compared to the amount of time they spent off duty or just sitting around. most soldiers also willingly chose to shoot above the enemies heads because they didnt want to kill another man in the same position as them.
absolutely crease when I think of that runt
actually believed local police have the resources to monitor his /brit/ posts 24/7 and all because he called one of them bourgeois
so you read all of it
>watching telly
conversation banana
interested in this fuit based corporate-lingo meme
The pipe.
About to sit down to watch this 2-hour movie lads
Should only take me 3 hours if you include the ads haha
>not watching tv
hello sheedtard
top economic growth numbers la
telly is for losers like you lot, I prefer books haha
christ dont make me remember
Better pay 10 quid for the extra movie cuz FUCK TV's LMAO.
Not watching TV is a sign of sheedtardery
I just turned on tv and saw spy kids was on, thought I'd watch it for a laugh because I'm a shutin and have nothing to do friday nights
what's wrong with that
...
The fuck you on about paying 10 for a movie?
Paying who? Paying for what?
still LIVID that some cunt mugged me off for drinking bourbon and cokes
>things not on my face: a fanny
just mugged off a kangaroo fucker on bourbon and coke
you're the cunt if you're mixing bourbon you gay insect
This image made me erect because I am a heterosexual man with yellow fever and biological females with oriental phenotypes barely dressed entices my sexual desire to breed with a women of that race.
>Bourbon and coke please!
(Yes I know he actually says Bacardi fuck off)
depends what war really
TOUGH CUNTS drink it over here
blokes with criminal records and gambling addictions
>most soldiers saw little action compared to the amount of time they spent off duty or just sitting around.
of course they did but then you had things like the normandy landings
>most soldiers also willingly chose to shoot above the enemies heads because they didnt want to kill another man in the same position as them.
patently false
you're in a kill or be killed position you're not going to intentionally miss or just try to pin your enemy into some sort of stalemate or allow him to retreat where he could regroup and launch a new attack
>in aus homosexuals are TOUGH CUNTS
reckon the sun is getting you boys, over here tough cunts aren't gay
Fuck's sake she sounds like such a runt
With the so-called colleagues
Can't believe how many runts I have to work with
Went for a quick shit. Instead it turns out to be one of those that takes 30 mins
anime is really fucking gay Tbqh lads
>say communism is the reason uni students are the way they are
>get yelled at for being wrong
hmm
i like to imagine what that would look like if it was a lads bio
150% runtoid
Wouldn't bother, 99% guaranteed her inbox is already full
bet ya wouldnt say that these blokes faces
absolute runts, the lot of them
howling at the shitshow rn
you 4th from the left I assume?
All these unemployed British youth
Disgusting
When I go to bars I alternate between gin and lemon iced tea (1 parts gin, 7 parts brisk) and budlight. They're the only things I can drink on a night out.
She sounds like an interesting person.
>mfw majority of girls profiles are like this on dating sites
Do they not have any hobbies?
It's the female equivalent of saying
>I like watching footie with my mates and playing fifa
me in the back
The chick on the far right looks fine, the user posting is obviously the manlet
>Bourbon and coke was it sweetheart?
I'm a zany, eccentric and maybe even outlandish boy once you get to know me.
oh sorry, just grab me a job from the job-fridge while you're in the kitchen
cheers
The women are all munters
even footy and fifa is more interesting than that though
i'm witty, nihilistic, and have a wicked sense of humour
I've unironically had sex with one of them
ummm maybe cool with the homophobia sweetie?
good post
get this tough cunt a bourbon and coke
war is geared around suppression and forcing the enemy to retreat, not blind murder. massacres are rare. war is significantly more boring than your films mate.
these are the types of bloke that drink bourbon and coke
the type thats been glassing cunts since they were in year three
Mate you don't know what football lads are like, it's literally all they fucking talk about.
>Do they not have any hobbies?
literally no
> watch vlog by really attractive and intelligent female
> "marriage? I want to marry an outlandish guy. The type of guy most women don't consider,"
> *there's a chance*
> "Someone exciting with an interesting job."
This is why I hate women. They say they're into weirdos, but then they want someone "exciting". I'm not fucking James Bond, bitch.
>alright mate what's this game about kicking a ball called?
>YE WE CALL THAT ONE FOOT BALL
>right, and the one with bases?
>YE THAT'S BASE BALL
>and the one with baskets?
>HAHA YE THAT'S BASKET BALL
Imagination
*kisses you*
that's right sweetie, you're a big tough man!
now turn over, I'm taking you up the shitpipe again
>chance at some well paying work next week
>it's an hour and half+ drive away
The money is good but fuck I don't want to have to get up at 5
*hands you this*
tramps and queers?
which one?
11>1>POWERGAP>9>6>2>8>5
reddit spacing but truth
no women want anybody more than 1 standard deviation away from the average
which one lmao. can only be far right
Meanwhile they're a recruitment consultant
big willy stylie
the nonce has replied to me again
i'm aware that it's 95% sitting around and of course massacres are rare and it's not blind murder to kill someone who is trying to kill you as was the case in most wwii battles
>he's a grumpy neet
well colour me suprised
good thread last night, tbf
but that's something to talk about
her bio is literally just "go clubbing and go to parties", there's no substance to that