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JANNY IS A MADMAN HELP US SAVE US

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You're either a runt or a grandad if you watch TV except for sports, whether it's free or not

Imagine being some bogan cunt who pays for Foxtel

Reckon I need to stick my big English cock in some qt aussie girl

rorkes? not a fan

this

coalition of chaos

youtube.com/watch?v=0RFwyobtnKA

why are you spykidsposting while I'm watching this on tv, awfully suspicious

stop monitoring me

violence in war movies stays true to the narrative and actually makes war more real instead of like some grand adventure

saving private ryan is a good example of the sheer violence almost serving as an anti war aspect

i'm not some sort of peacenik mind you but by realistically portraying the violence it provides a more substantial message and a better picture of what soldiers actually experience

>not watching tv

runtsheed

Have you been espousing leftwing ideas on /brit/ recently
Police are known to monitor people who do that

conference pear

>girl
stopped reading right there

why are you spykidsposting while I'm watching this on tv, awfully suspicious

stop monitoring me

strewth

at work

gdp grew at the same rate as this time last year

didn't stop the grauniad having a spazz over it

negotiation mango

So you read all of it?

*baracks and harasses you*

So either

A) you watch 5 minutes of ads for every 15 minutes of actual TV
B) you pay for something anyone can easily get for free, and it STILL has ads

thats the joke

discussion apple

>FyreFestival
>Rich liberals paying up to $12,000 to get culturally ENRICHED

symposium satsuma

war was less violent than pictured in films mate. most soldiers saw little action compared to the amount of time they spent off duty or just sitting around. most soldiers also willingly chose to shoot above the enemies heads because they didnt want to kill another man in the same position as them.

absolutely crease when I think of that runt

actually believed local police have the resources to monitor his /brit/ posts 24/7 and all because he called one of them bourgeois

so you read all of it

>watching telly

conversation banana

interested in this fuit based corporate-lingo meme

The pipe.

About to sit down to watch this 2-hour movie lads

Should only take me 3 hours if you include the ads haha

>not watching tv

hello sheedtard

top economic growth numbers la

telly is for losers like you lot, I prefer books haha

christ dont make me remember

Better pay 10 quid for the extra movie cuz FUCK TV's LMAO.

Not watching TV is a sign of sheedtardery

I just turned on tv and saw spy kids was on, thought I'd watch it for a laugh because I'm a shutin and have nothing to do friday nights

what's wrong with that

...

The fuck you on about paying 10 for a movie?

Paying who? Paying for what?

still LIVID that some cunt mugged me off for drinking bourbon and cokes

>things not on my face: a fanny

just mugged off a kangaroo fucker on bourbon and coke

you're the cunt if you're mixing bourbon you gay insect

This image made me erect because I am a heterosexual man with yellow fever and biological females with oriental phenotypes barely dressed entices my sexual desire to breed with a women of that race.

>Bourbon and coke please!

(Yes I know he actually says Bacardi fuck off)

depends what war really

TOUGH CUNTS drink it over here

blokes with criminal records and gambling addictions

>most soldiers saw little action compared to the amount of time they spent off duty or just sitting around.

of course they did but then you had things like the normandy landings


>most soldiers also willingly chose to shoot above the enemies heads because they didnt want to kill another man in the same position as them.

patently false
you're in a kill or be killed position you're not going to intentionally miss or just try to pin your enemy into some sort of stalemate or allow him to retreat where he could regroup and launch a new attack

>in aus homosexuals are TOUGH CUNTS
reckon the sun is getting you boys, over here tough cunts aren't gay

Fuck's sake she sounds like such a runt

With the so-called colleagues

Can't believe how many runts I have to work with

Went for a quick shit. Instead it turns out to be one of those that takes 30 mins

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anime is really fucking gay Tbqh lads

>say communism is the reason uni students are the way they are
>get yelled at for being wrong
hmm

i like to imagine what that would look like if it was a lads bio

150% runtoid

Wouldn't bother, 99% guaranteed her inbox is already full

bet ya wouldnt say that these blokes faces

absolute runts, the lot of them

howling at the shitshow rn

you 4th from the left I assume?

All these unemployed British youth

Disgusting

When I go to bars I alternate between gin and lemon iced tea (1 parts gin, 7 parts brisk) and budlight. They're the only things I can drink on a night out.

She sounds like an interesting person.

>mfw majority of girls profiles are like this on dating sites

Do they not have any hobbies?
It's the female equivalent of saying
>I like watching footie with my mates and playing fifa

me in the back

The chick on the far right looks fine, the user posting is obviously the manlet

>Bourbon and coke was it sweetheart?

I'm a zany, eccentric and maybe even outlandish boy once you get to know me.

oh sorry, just grab me a job from the job-fridge while you're in the kitchen

cheers

The women are all munters

even footy and fifa is more interesting than that though

i'm witty, nihilistic, and have a wicked sense of humour

I've unironically had sex with one of them

ummm maybe cool with the homophobia sweetie?

good post

get this tough cunt a bourbon and coke

war is geared around suppression and forcing the enemy to retreat, not blind murder. massacres are rare. war is significantly more boring than your films mate.

these are the types of bloke that drink bourbon and coke

the type thats been glassing cunts since they were in year three

Mate you don't know what football lads are like, it's literally all they fucking talk about.

>Do they not have any hobbies?
literally no

> watch vlog by really attractive and intelligent female
> "marriage? I want to marry an outlandish guy. The type of guy most women don't consider,"
> *there's a chance*
> "Someone exciting with an interesting job."
This is why I hate women. They say they're into weirdos, but then they want someone "exciting". I'm not fucking James Bond, bitch.

>alright mate what's this game about kicking a ball called?
>YE WE CALL THAT ONE FOOT BALL
>right, and the one with bases?
>YE THAT'S BASE BALL
>and the one with baskets?
>HAHA YE THAT'S BASKET BALL

Imagination

*kisses you*

that's right sweetie, you're a big tough man!

now turn over, I'm taking you up the shitpipe again

>chance at some well paying work next week
>it's an hour and half+ drive away

The money is good but fuck I don't want to have to get up at 5

*hands you this*

tramps and queers?

which one?

11>1>POWERGAP>9>6>2>8>5

reddit spacing but truth
no women want anybody more than 1 standard deviation away from the average

which one lmao. can only be far right

Meanwhile they're a recruitment consultant

big willy stylie

the nonce has replied to me again

i'm aware that it's 95% sitting around and of course massacres are rare and it's not blind murder to kill someone who is trying to kill you as was the case in most wwii battles

>he's a grumpy neet
well colour me suprised

good thread last night, tbf

but that's something to talk about

her bio is literally just "go clubbing and go to parties", there's no substance to that