How fucked am I?

Easton Turner
Easton Turner

How fucked am I?
Yes I car hop
Tonight I was out doing my usual routine when the homeowner pulled up and caught me looking through his car. I ran and hid in some bushes to wait for him out. I thought it was safe 20 minutes later so I calmly walked to my car (which was parked far from where my act was committed). As I started up my car a couple of kids pulled up to me and asked if I had been walking around. Told them that I had been at the pond relaxing. They told me that someone was trying to steal this guys car etc... After they left I drove off. Not 30 seconds later, I see an old guy driving slowly. Being the dumbass that I am, I roll down my window and say "Hey man have you seen a guy running around? He apparently was trying to steal this car." This old fuck is looking me dead in the eyes and says "YEAH IT WAS MY FUCKIN CAR" then starts asking me, "What are you doing out this late? Where are your friends?" I give him the same shit I gave the kids. He pulls out his phone and either recorded my face or turned on his phone flashlight to look at me. I am now at home and I don't think anyone got my licences plate. The owner of the car had a phone in his hand so he probably called the cops... Because I didn't take anything, what can the cops do?

Christopher Rodriguez
Christopher Rodriguez

I did get some pretty good shit from other cars tonight. Ill send pics of my loot if interested.

Camden Moore
Camden Moore

Maybe this should be your wake up call. Grow up. Stop being a nigger.

Henry Sanchez
Henry Sanchez

what state you in? also you're fine just deny deny deny and if the cops come say im sorry i dont know what you're talking about am i under arrest? am i being detained? ok no? have a good night and close your door.

Carson Robinson
Carson Robinson

I'm in Texas.

Benjamin Garcia
Benjamin Garcia

Lol are you stupid, your not in anny shit, just deny everything.

They cant do shit to you.

Lincoln Brown
Lincoln Brown

You are all low life pieces of shit and you all deserve to be murdered in the street. I wish terrible things upon you and hope you never amount to anything other than the fuck faced piece of shit you already are.

Leo Anderson
Leo Anderson

lets see the goods

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

^

Dominic Hughes
Dominic Hughes

Quit being a fucking nigger OP SERIOUSLY

Nicholas Edwards
Nicholas Edwards

So all you did was look into a car?

Camden Martinez
Camden Martinez

you're literally gunna get fucking shot if you keep doing this

Jordan Bailey
Jordan Bailey

Where do you live so I can shoot you in the fucking head you useless waste of life.

Blake Ward
Blake Ward

OP is the scum of this Earth.

Anthony Turner
Anthony Turner

Wishing murder for petty theft? Sounds like you deserve the murder, friendo

Dominic Garcia
Dominic Garcia

Are you black op?

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

breaking into other people's property in fucking Texas
OP is a dumb nigger

Thomas King
Thomas King

Nigger.

Thomas Bailey
Thomas Bailey

Go back to R eddit RazzyJazzer

Jacob Russell
Jacob Russell

Me and a couple freinds went car hopping once in my parents neighborhood, once we were done we went to their house and my mom offered us a ride home so we took it. The next day we loaded up to go again in our neighborhood and we went a few streets over, immediately get stopped by a cop. he radios in that he has "3 suspects that match the description" then walks over and searches us but we had only found one thing in a mailbox so far, luckily i thought it was stupid and threw it down a sewer drain like a minute before they showed up so his search found nothing and they let us go after 21 questions and the usual cop routine. needless to say, never did that that again.

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

what exactly makes you a useful bounty of life?

Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

forgot to say- my mom taking us home also saved our asses, we got all around lucky

Jackson Peterson
Jackson Peterson

I hope you get shot, nothing worse than a thief
However in this case, seeming you didn't gain entry or damage the car in any way, the police are unlikely to waste their time on such things, this is unless of course they have an interest in identifying persons of interest if the community is complaining enough for them to actually catch thieves.
Police 9/10 times will show up hours after such calls, and only to give you a statement for your insurance company, and only if you insist and chase them up about it. They have very little interest in doing actual police work on this scale, even if you have video or photo of the thieves.
Again, i hope you get beaten and shot

Levi Evans
Levi Evans

Implying he deserves murder for whising murder on someone else? Sounds like yaherpaherpe derperd

Leo Cooper
Leo Cooper

Nigga you stole my motorcycle last night. I should fuck you up

Brayden Hall
Brayden Hall

nothing worse that a thief
Well, besides a murderer. Or politician (because they're both).

Xavier Bell
Xavier Bell

Shut up fag it's a good sport
Niggera will break the will break the window and chimp off with some coins, human car shoppers just find open cars and take valuables from idiots who leave them there/ obviously have enough money not to lock up their valuables

Isaiah Lewis
Isaiah Lewis

How about no one deserves to die. Because no one deserves anything, because it's all a human concept of what is fair and just. By extention, this means no one deserves to live either.

Hudson Mitchell
Hudson Mitchell

Fuuuuuck I just want one of you niggers to try that shit on my car. I so want to shatter your knees with a baseball bat.

Jaxon Wood
Jaxon Wood

You need help.

Jayden Murphy
Jayden Murphy

draww attention to yourself when you didnt have to

durrrrhurrr

Colton Garcia
Colton Garcia

So do these niggers who steal from hard working people. Threads like this fill me with anticipation. I really want to hurt one of these people.

Jacob Murphy
Jacob Murphy

Regardless of the reason, you're condoning assaulting and the likely murder of a human being.

You do realize injury and death are worse than losing material possessions, right? You don't sound like a law abiding citizen if you plan on resorting to vigilante justice.

Cameron Wright
Cameron Wright

implying murder murder herpe derapa murder durder

Noah Reyes
Noah Reyes

You forgot to tip your fedora

Austin Martinez
Austin Martinez

I never said anything about murder, that was you.

If you seriously think that the VAST majority wouldn't do the same thing (e.g. beat the fuck out of a thief they caught rifling through their shit) then you are naïve.

Oliver Collins
Oliver Collins

murder
killing without justification

Austin Turner
Austin Turner

In this hypothetical scenario of you being around when a thief is stealing from you would you let them go if they returned your items? Call the police and make them stay around til they get there? or just beat them to death for touching something you owned?

Ian Edwards
Ian Edwards

What county? I know most of Southern Texas and the way the cops there act.

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

Please, show me where I said anything about killing someone. I'll wait.

I wouldn't kill them. I guess it would depend. If they tried to run I would chase them and then beat them. If they gave me my shit back I would give them ten minutes to get out of the neighborhood, at which point I would call the cops and tip them off to the thieves.

I would also warn them that I better not see them again, in the daytime or otherwise.

Bentley Lee
Bentley Lee

Texas is a castle state, in most counties you can shoot to kill if someone is in the middle of committing a felony or fucking with your property.

Don't mess with Texas.

Sebastian Watson
Sebastian Watson

are you OP from other thread?

Angel Wright
Angel Wright

lolol fucking non Texans and their ignorance

Benjamin Clark
Benjamin Clark

I said likely murder. I don't expect you to stop at just a beating, intentionally or not, being the temperamental brute that you are.

And I know plenty of people feel this way, but that does not make it right or a productive way of solving the problem. Sure, you solved your immediate problem, but it could come back to bite you in the ass later.

You just have some pent up aggression and looking for an opportunity to beat someone's ass. In the moment, I couldn't blame someone for protecting their property (to an extent), but when you go on the internet and say "oh would bust a niggers knee caps", you have issues.

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

And I forgot to tip your mom. For sucking my dick

Noah Bell
Noah Bell

If they fucked with my tools and my work equipment then yeah most likely I'm going to pull my gun and wait for the law to show up. Not my tools I don't give a fuck if they give it back. I just never wanna see their face again.

Adam Reed
Adam Reed

dude, you can straight up fill someone with holes in Texas if you catch them breaking into your home. The police will even come and pat you on the back and say "job well done"

Connor Reed
Connor Reed

You 100% deserve death and I would shoot you where you stand if you tried to steal from me.

Anthony Ross
Anthony Ross

Scumbag kys
Literally kill yourself

Gabriel Rodriguez
Gabriel Rodriguez

You 100% deserve death and I will shoot you where you stand if you tried to shoot at me.

Nicholas Scott
Nicholas Scott

You 100% deserve death and I would shoot you where you stand for shooting at me.

Kayden Sanchez
Kayden Sanchez

the lame comeback store called, they're running out of you.

Michael Cox
Michael Cox

That doesn't even make sense. Like user is a lame comeback?

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

Kill yourself faggot

Leo Garcia
Leo Garcia

You both 100% deserve death and I will shoot you both where you stand if you try to fire shots in my neighborhood

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

Kill yourself

Kayden Jones
Kayden Jones

heh, got em :^)

Aiden Diaz
Aiden Diaz

says man who can't form coherent thought or write a complete sentence in his native tongue.

Austin Adams
Austin Adams

Are you a nigger? Only niggers do this

Thomas King
Thomas King

Dude honestly, you should probabaly kill yourself

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

Actual cop here who works in south Texas. I swear to God OP if you're the piece of shit that's been making me file BMV report like crazy we're gonna an issue.

Ryder Wood
Ryder Wood

the man*
thoughts*

Wyatt White
Wyatt White

OH SHIT, SCATTER!

Joshua Barnes
Joshua Barnes

The lame dick store called you need to pick up your prescription for your lame dick

Logan Scott
Logan Scott

Yeah yeah it's every macho man's fantasy to find a scenario in which violence is justified... Too bad I've been doing it for 5+ years and never been caught. Go punch your girlfriend instead Chad. Theives move in darkness. I am the night. You are the cuk

Alexander King
Alexander King

This is just getting out of hand now

Jeremiah Davis
Jeremiah Davis

Theives move in darkness. I am the night. You are the cuk
I died laughing

Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

That's where you're wrong. Macho Man is dead. He doesn't dream anymore. :(

Camden Nelson
Camden Nelson

Looks like you accidentally a word there, ociffer

James Williams
James Williams

This is why I come to Sup Forums

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

Near Dallas huh, ill be driving around for you op. Hope you got a bulletproof vest

John Hughes
John Hughes

Agreed but he'll get shot seeing he's in Texas

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

lol Ok, shooting someone breaking into your shit is one thing. Pretending you're The Punisher and hunting around for some vigilante justice will definitely get you murder charges and a trip to the injection seat.

Nolan Peterson
Nolan Peterson

Calm down tough guy

Jeremiah Powell
Jeremiah Powell

wtf
Watches at 0 $?

Ryder Evans
Ryder Evans

waahhh I have to do my job!
Fuckin cops.

Bentley Wood
Bentley Wood

I'm not the Punisher. They call me deathwish.

Aaron Butler
Aaron Butler

I was out walking a few nights ago and some faggot asked why I was out so late. I told him I have insomnia and that I sometimes go out at night for fresh air.

He accused me of trying to break into his house. The faggot called the police AND followed me all the way back to my fucking apartment building, on the phone with the cops the entire fucking time. When the cops got there I had to explain my entire night, that I have insomnia, that I take walks a lot. The ENTIRE FUCKING TIME this OLD AS FAGGOT just yelling at me non stop about how I was trying to break into his house through the back window.

I just looked him dead in the eye and said "where's you're fucking proof? You don't have none, because it wasn't me you stupid fuck!"

Well this just made it worse. Eventually the cops told him to stop harassing me. I hope that guy who tried breaking into his house went back and actually broke in, and stole everything of value that he owned. Seriously fuck that guy.

John Bennett
John Bennett

I hope your ass gets sent to prison. Fuck you. Fucking scum ass pile of shit.

GET A FUCKING JOB AND GET YOUR OWN SHIT YOU FILTHY FUCK STICK! SOME OF US BUST OUR ASSES FOR OUR LIVING!

Austin Rodriguez
Austin Rodriguez

Nah no hunting. I already know the target

Joshua Walker
Joshua Walker

wow. not the guy, but what a perfectly retarded argument.

i think most people would say he's not the cunt out robbing cars. it's gonna be hilarious when you get stomped or shot to death over some trinkets.

Owen Flores
Owen Flores

This is a logical reaction.

All you other fucks saying you'd murder the guy 100% deserve to get themselves raped.

Dylan Ramirez
Dylan Ramirez

All the faggots in this thread acting like OP is the worst person possible. Let me tell you something;

If you leave something out where it can be stolen, there is a chance that it will be stolen. If you don't take the necessary precautions to protect what you own from theft, then it's on you.

You cannot put your hand in a crocodile's mouth and get angry when it takes your hand.

Charles Smith
Charles Smith

The attitude I am seeing from you and others like you in this thread is enraging. I swear if I ever catch one of your kind, I will not hesitate to bash your fucking skull in.

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

Id shoot the motherfucker even if my car was empty, just for the principle of the matter

Carson Flores
Carson Flores

Nah because if hes dead then we dont have to pay for him in prison. Its better if his flesh rots away and he turns to bone and dust.

Landon Sanchez
Landon Sanchez

Not op dumbass, I'm a bastard piece of shit living near the nation's capital
Sneaky sneaky
Car door creaky
Anons inside
Girlfriend's peeing
His gps
Her new sundress
It's all mine now
what success

Adam Campbell
Adam Campbell

these are no mere trinkets, my friend

Oliver Jackson
Oliver Jackson

someone's stealing my trinkets
kill him
trinkets are all bloody now
toss them out. Never liked them anyway

Jace Cox
Jace Cox

While i am curious what you raked in, at the same time if i catch anyone trying to steal from me, they are getting chased down and will have a knife at their throat until police arrive. in my neighborhood we don't mess around like that and get away with it.

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

If any lowlife is trying to break into my car, best beleive his skull is getting turned into powder.

Caleb James
Caleb James

if someone steals your shit, its your fault
this fucking guy

Ethan Stewart
Ethan Stewart

DON'T VICTIM BLAME

Jackson Allen
Jackson Allen

no doubt there is risk to theft, but most of the time they get away with it.

Good luck shooting someone who you don't even know is there.

Gabriel Cook
Gabriel Cook

LOL this is true.

Brayden Johnson
Brayden Johnson

sneaky sneaky
car door creaky
whats that I hear
sounds quite queer
shot in the head
now you're quite dead
just your luck
all for headphones and one buck

Robert Smith
Robert Smith

leave car out on the street with valuable shit in it
transparent windows
unprotected
waaaaah someone stole my stuff
If you can't protect it, you don't deserve it. If you can take it, it's yours.

Laws are for the weak.

Daniel Lewis
Daniel Lewis

were they beats by dre tho?

Xavier Rodriguez
Xavier Rodriguez

tfw only people have ever stolen from me was family
don't get the chance to kill a nigger cause mom said no

Ian Long
Ian Long

Its pretty easy when i stay awake till 6am constantly smoking weed outside from 8pm to 6am. Keep the cz holstered and ready

Jacob Rodriguez
Jacob Rodriguez

3 dollar logitechs

Jordan Bailey
Jordan Bailey

I need to justify being a criminal
laws are for the weak
THIS FUCKING GUY

Anthony Young
Anthony Young

shiiiiiteeeee

Jackson Baker
Jackson Baker

I've never stolen anything before, you fuck. I'm not justifying anything.

Ian Rogers
Ian Rogers

I'll remember that when your tied up and your daughters getting fucked at 4.

Josiah Rodriguez
Josiah Rodriguez

You dont deserve to live

Jason Lopez
Jason Lopez

It's past your bedtime, kiddo

Hudson Sullivan
Hudson Sullivan

You don't deserve your stuff.

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

Nobody is going to rob you simply because you're outside.

You're not going to get your opportunity or that sick knife skin if they see you waiting outside for them. They'll just move on to a better target.

Asher Cruz
Asher Cruz

be me
Sneaking around Chad's house around 1 am
I can hear him talking inside
Giving his gf a three hour lecture on how he would totally pound a theif to the ground if he caught him
Creep up to his truck, thr chadmobile
It's got a huge lift kit
Gently lift the handle
*Click*
Mfw it's unlocked
Climb in, look around
Nice watch in the console, mine
Book titled "dummies guide to cuckolding", no thanks
Penis growth pills from 7-11, no thanks
Bottle of colonopins he gets because he's embarrassed about his height, mine
Creep home get high af
Mfw his gf has a black eye next day

Michael Moore
Michael Moore

Know what's a better sport? Having thieves run while being shot at.

Noah Walker
Noah Walker

implying they would see me
user please, dont you think i would know my own street better than some lowlife. You dont think i can keep an eye on my shit without being seen?

Jayden Perry
Jayden Perry

Horrible structure to that rhyme m8 stay mad

William Powell
William Powell

See

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

Bet you'd change your tune real quick if someone lifted valuable stuff from you.

Chase Hughes
Chase Hughes

if he used his phone on your face why would you think he didn't also look at your license plate? you should stash whatever you stole somewhere else in case the cops show up at your house later. don't leave it in your own home or your car for sure

Benjamin Russell
Benjamin Russell

see

Christopher Brown
Christopher Brown

hurdur law abiding citizen
Says the theif
Kys

Connor Parker
Connor Parker

waits only 20 minutes before leaving hiding spot
you are retarded
intentionally approaches the one guy that could identify you
holy fuck you're actually retarded

the only thing the cops might find weird is if they talk to the kids and they ID you as the guy walking around. why would you drive to some random housing area to walk around? it doesn't seem 100% incriminating, but it's clearly weird.

also kill yourself for being a thief. you aren't cool.

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

you realize injury and death are worse tha losing material possesions, right?
Thats an opinion not a fact
Id equate theft to muder because I dont care either way. If youre stealing from me its death penalty by yours truely

Jose Thompson
Jose Thompson

What reason would I have to suspect some neckbeard would overestimate his own abilities? Perhaps the well lit environment of night will keep you on your toes. Perhaps all that weed smoke in your eyes will heighten your perceptions and he wouldn't get the drop on you. Or perhaps he'd smell your smoke and keep walking. Who knows. Things don't always go as planned, and that goes for both parties.

Lincoln Russell
Lincoln Russell

Thats why i keep one in the chamber ready to blast some sneaktheif niggers

Hunter Cox
Hunter Cox

Do all crimes deserve death then?
You're assuming I'm op.
If I were there, I'd come out and threaten the perp, if it happened while I was away I'd call the cops. If what they took was something really valuable, I'd be inclined to hire an investigator. Cameras are a good deterrent for theft and provide evidence to help find and prosecute the guy.

I wouldn't just start wailing on the guy with a bat or shooting because I think I'm in a movie.

Sebastian Baker
Sebastian Baker

walking around with vital organs
chest doesn't even stop bullets

Nolan Baker
Nolan Baker

This is how you accidentally kill your wife/children

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

Biometric gun, so no

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

start running boyo
ur fucked

Grayson Moore
Grayson Moore

Trust me my friend, if youve ever been robbed or broken into, youd be ready with the firepower, especially during the theiving hours where all the niggers and op's come out to sneaktheif

Christian Howard
Christian Howard

You have to be a completely useless piece of shit, who is a drain on society in a multitude of ways, in order to commit petty theft against other individuals.

That's why user is saying op should be killed, to rid the world of human cancer.

Cameron Brooks
Cameron Brooks

expecting technology to compensate for human error

Michael Sanders
Michael Sanders

Yes because my wife and or children will be trying to open my car door at 3 in the morning

Bentley Allen
Bentley Allen

What's your opinion on bank/irs fraud? Larceny, embezzlement, money laundering? White collar crime, so to speak.

Cameron James
Cameron James

Most of these people are young and naive and imagine there's some redeeming quality inside these petty criminals. Sorry, no. Parasites are not pets.

Daniel Morales
Daniel Morales

If that's the only instance you could foresee where the gun would discharge without intention, you are naive.

Henry Nelson
Henry Nelson

they can't prove shit. you're just a suspect. just don't say anything.

speaking of which, MUH INTERNET HISTORY. this fucking thread.

you should just not give them fucking anything to go off of. if you have a history of getting busted for this sort of thing you might be fucked, but as long as you don't say anything you're good. if they caught your license plate just stick with your story and never give anything else. if they question you, don't give them any more information. they can't force more information out of you user. lawyer up if you have to btw.

Joseph Roberts
Joseph Roberts

is that really so hard to imagine? Your son left something in your car, takes your keys and sneaks outside because he doesn't wanna wake you up. You hear shit going on outside with your car, so on and so on

Carter Bennett
Carter Bennett

Well lets see, i do this every day user and my gun doesnt just magically go off you fuckin idiot.
Go to the shooting range, you can learn a thing or two.
And if you think im careless with loaded weapons then youre also wrong

Andrew Nguyen
Andrew Nguyen

huh that didn't really help

Matthew Powell
Matthew Powell

it's people like you, actually, that are the cancer that is killing the world.

Noah Lee
Noah Lee

Hopefully you get your head blown off soon

Brayden Russell
Brayden Russell

In my situation i have full lighted veiw on my car at all times so i could easily identify whos at my car from a distance of 50 to 100 feet

Ryan Taylor
Ryan Taylor

Lol some dude here in Florida shot his wife because she came home from work early and he hears someone fiddling around outside. So the idiot shoots through the door. No warning, no "who's there". Just shot her right through the door.

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

literally people get away with just trespassing when they were indeed robbing places because they keep their mouth shut about it when questioned. just don't give anybody any information whatsofucking ever. be tight assed about giving no information. no information op. give none.

Grayson Carter
Grayson Carter

No, its actually sneaktheif niggers who deserved to be fucking curbstomped that are the cancer

Lincoln Mitchell
Lincoln Mitchell

Florida
No shit

Dylan Edwards
Dylan Edwards

So you go out with a handgun and see what's going on. Zero issues.
Sounds like a good neighbor to me.

Aiden Diaz
Aiden Diaz

He will get his due
His days are numbered, as are all of ours

Tyler Richardson
Tyler Richardson

And if you think im careless with loaded weapons then youre also wrong

You've already proven yourself reckless.

Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

Yeah lot of stupid people here.

Lot of stupid people everywhere.

Christopher Morris
Christopher Morris

By your logic, if I start robbing my neighbors I become a better person?

If I stole your shit you would adorn me with gratitude?

And some people wonder why society is devolving.

Levi Bell
Levi Bell

You're stupid as fuck BTW. Do not try and be the social motherfucker again. I would rather drive for fucking hours than have that fuck try and ID me. All he can say is that he saw a license plate that was out driving late. And don't give cops a fucking reason why you were out late if they ask. You don't have to tell any mother fucker a god damn thing. Also >20 minutes. Go for an hour at least. Little bitch.

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

Gun ownership is more than just bang bang pow pow you cucked libtard.
Its about practice, educating those around you who could come in contact with a gun.
You sound like you dont know much about owning a conceal carry permit or even a firearm for that matter.

Brayden Foster
Brayden Foster

I remember when b was racist for the lulz, not actually racist, actively supported various petty criminal enterprises, and flew directly in the face of the man. Now every dumb normie is here.

Michael Fisher
Michael Fisher

He'd probably appreciate a good break and enter in the assrape department if you catch my drift

Jackson Stewart
Jackson Stewart

Keep talking until you get robbed, then lets see you support various petty criminals

Evan Jenkins
Evan Jenkins

social justice nigger

Hudson Ross
Hudson Ross

Haha! You made that logic up yourself to prove your own point. Don't try to slippery slope me, friendo. The original argument was for murdering someone for petty theft vs not murdering someone for petty theft. No one ever said condoning the crime.

Ryan Ward
Ryan Ward

florida

immediately stopped reading.

Jacob Kelly
Jacob Kelly

I know leaving ammo in the chamber is a problem waiting to happen and unnecessary. It takes you that long to load your weapon?

John Brooks
John Brooks

Lmao fuckin better than Dostoevsky

Ryan Collins
Ryan Collins

hoping OP gets rednecked

Cooper White
Cooper White

Literally this type of guy is the sort of bitch who gets mugged is the first to call the cops

Jason Allen
Jason Allen

No but a multitude of issues could happen when loading the first round in, could get jammed, you may not have the time to cock your weapon etc. If you lived in a densely populated area of nIggers like me (atlanta) you would want to keep some lead loaded at all times.

Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

Obviously everybody has a problem with petty theft and would shoot a nigger without hesitation.

But what if someone cleaned out your savings and was white with a nice suit? Would you shoot him?

Ayden Williams
Ayden Williams

you do realize that what you are stealing is not merely a possession. You are stealing my time and effort it took to obtain that possession. You are stealing the time lost with a loved one because I had to work to obtain then replace the item. You are stealing precious moments and memories that I could have made but instead I am stuck working my ass off.

Isaac Williams
Isaac Williams

Not that guy and I'd never support cold blooded reprisals, but as far as I'm concerned it's an acceptable occupational hazard that occasionally you'll get shredded by buckshot trying to do this.
You know nothing. You're a retard.

Blake Roberts
Blake Roberts

OK friendo

I stand by my original argument. I work hard for my shit. If Tyrone tries to steal my shit, he will have holes added to his body, as he rightfully deserves. Luckily I live in a state where the home owner is protected in these events.

Luke Cook
Luke Cook

Nah man nah. I really truly think at least half of all people here (NW Ohio) would avoid confrontation, call the cops, and maybe try to follow from a distance if the perp isn't too fast or slick. Maybe things are different where literally everyone has a gun and a cowboy complex, but I think lots of people are too lazy, too scared, or too smart to play Deputy John McLame for no better reason than "he stole my car stereo which I didn't bother to insure."

Evan Jones
Evan Jones

Yep. I'm definitely retarded for erring on the side of caution in the unlikely event someone other than me finds my gun and decides to play with it or show it off then accidentally shoots themselves or someone else, because they didn't know daddy always keeps one in the chamber. Which is all more likely than getting caught in a strong arm robbery, but by all means, keep one in the chamber. I won't give a fuck when the unlikely happens and you lose someone you love.

Lincoln Perez
Lincoln Perez

Its more about the principal of someone being brazen enough to take your shit. To some (most) people wouldnt hesitate to confront/beat/kill

Grayson Hughes
Grayson Hughes

You realize that that can be replaced.

But a niggers life is worth less than that time, right?

Parker Baker
Parker Baker

So let me get this straight. You're leaving firearms where children can get a hold of them and think an empty chamber is going to make the situation safe?

Hudson Campbell
Hudson Campbell

If somebody other than me finds my gun, then thats on me. As a gunowner, if I dont have my gun accounted for either locked up or holstered on me, then i simply dont deserve to own one.
Again user, maybe if you werent so cucked and owned a gun, you would understand these things

Grayson Brooks
Grayson Brooks

underrated post

Wyatt Collins
Wyatt Collins

Yeah you're fine. The police don't care about shit like this. Even if they had security cam footage of you stealing from someone's car you'd probably get away with it if you just denied it and didn't cooperate with the cops at all.

Assuming you're in the US.

Joseph Long
Joseph Long

Anybody?

Y'all will shoot a nigger over 20 bucks but won't do shit to a guy in a suit if he scams you out of 10k?

Grayson Nelson
Grayson Nelson

You can replace the item, or you can kill the nigger and save a dozen other people from having to replace their stolen possessions.

Colton Ramirez
Colton Ramirez

Nobody wants to respond to your straw man, keep fishing.

Noah Cook
Noah Cook

This thread:

Edgy fedora kids who think stealing is cool because their favorite anime character is a charming thief

Edgy old people who think that telling people on the internet that they kill thieves on site makes them look scary/badass

You're all autistic losers.

Aaron Jenkins
Aaron Jenkins

ok replace my time? have you somehow found a way to time travel? My time is my life and thus more valuable than a thief's life.

Lincoln Edwards
Lincoln Edwards

Correct

Jaxon James
Jaxon James

this

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

This guy gets it

Dylan Jackson
Dylan Jackson

Not scary or badass friend, thats reality.
If a sneaktheif nigger is caught redhanded, hes getting perforated with lead.

Wyatt Peterson
Wyatt Peterson

Why don't people just lock their cars or use a garage?

Matthew Collins
Matthew Collins

kekd and chekd
quality post.

Joshua Lee
Joshua Lee

your a fucking faggot, people who steal are the lowest fucking people on the planet.

Cooper King
Cooper King

Are you locking up guns with a bullet in the chamber? Seems a bit oxymoronic.

locked up, with ammo in a separate location.
Holstered is fine, if it stays there. I don't have handguns, because I don't need protection. Just hunting rifles.

Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

And what about that niggers time? Oh right, they don't matter. Never mind.

Lucas Gutierrez
Lucas Gutierrez

hypotheticals
durr then i guess i won't get caught when i steal all your gay weeb shit

Daniel Long
Daniel Long

I don't have children so this is an academic question on my side. If I did I'd get a biometric safe.

Jason Reyes
Jason Reyes

Might is right.

OP wins because he has bigger balls than you.
If you want to keep your shit you should kill people like OP when you meet them. I know I do, and no one ever comes looking for them because they don't tell people they're out robbing shit.

Christopher Kelly
Christopher Kelly

You can be against both.

But most people only seem to be against the petty theft.

I guess you're only allowed to shoot someone when they're either a nigger or stealing something off your physical property.

Eli Wright
Eli Wright

Correct. When the nig commits these crimes he forfeits his value. Actually entering negative value, owing a debt to society.

Prove me wrong

You can't

Faggot

Anthony Phillips
Anthony Phillips

user please, you know nothing of gun ownership and matinence. Of course i would check the chamber before and after locking it up as common sense. Whether it has one in the chamber or not is totally irrelevant. As long as you KNOW whether or not there is one in the chamber is all that matters.

Kevin Collins
Kevin Collins

Yes please steal the 46 cents and free chick fila coupon i have in my car

Evan Morris
Evan Morris

You have issues if you think people regard thieves as human beings and not as societal leeches that are better to be removed.

Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

Well looks like the thief didn't value his time enough to use it wisely.

Justin Parker
Justin Parker

It's all about whether what you stole amounts to personally accrued damage, and then the greater the amount, the greater the crime. If you can embezzle from a company and the missing money is never even noticed, then there's essentially no crime. Enron fucked all of its employees and shareholders, the bailouts of 2008/2009 cost all Americans... the problem, in my opinion, is that petty theft is punished insanely harshly in comparison to the proportion of punishment for said white collar crime. But justice in the USA is always proportional to one's ability to pay.

Sebastian Hernandez
Sebastian Hernandez

/thread

Isaac Turner
Isaac Turner

In a perfect world, you'd be right.

Josiah Rogers
Josiah Rogers

Well duh, if you go off your property it's premeditation and any self-defense claim is thrown completely out the window.

Jack Torres
Jack Torres

To put it another way: There is always a round chambered unless proven otherwise.
Any other approach leads to fuck-ups. You become that guy who thinks he's being safe because he "always" leaves the gun in a certain condition, until one day that assumption fails.

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

Years of practice and its all muscle memory friend

Josiah Williams
Josiah Williams

IM A TURBO NIGGER, PLEASE LET ME STEAL FROM YOU.

That's what i read.

Landon Turner
Landon Turner

hey man, whatever it takes to distract you so that my accomplice can sneak up behind you and blow your brains out.

mfw dumbasses like you actually don't consider this situation and automatically think "durr i have a gun and the thief(s) definitely don't so ima shoot em dead"

Jaxson Sanders
Jaxson Sanders

Youre right to a certain extent but can you argue that the theif has a better tactical understanding of the home and street ive lived on my whole life? Hed be dead before he realized my red dot was on his forehead

Jackson Rodriguez
Jackson Rodriguez

Could it be that petty theft is infinitely more personsal than embezzlement? Petty theft is a violation of someone's personal space. This violation can cause severe mental trauma.

Luis Miller
Luis Miller

Alright this thread just crossed the line into cawadoody, I'm out.

Jaxson Peterson
Jaxson Peterson

1) I never leave anything valuable anywhere but my trunk
2) Getting your shit stolen is old hat, a fact of life. Mature people don't let it alter their behavior and attitude drastically. You spend one evening angry, learn not to leave yourself vulnerable, and move on with life. You don't pick up a grudge and leave a chip on your shoulder blaming petty thieves for all of society's ills and wait and pray for the day when you can live out your violent vigilante fantasies.
Good luck with life you maladjusted faggots.

Julian King
Julian King

The chamber is both loaded and unloaded simultaneously. Nothing is certain until it is observed.

Ian Rogers
Ian Rogers

Or id spend one night in the police station writing up the report about the nigger i rightfully shot who was trespassing my property then go home and have a comfy sleep knowing ive defended my home.

Keep living in cuckville user

Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

Oh look we have hero over here.

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

implying nobody has ever seen a house or a street before

alrighty. then the look out, who apparently is blind in this situation, executes plan b which is to light your gasoline soaked house on fire, killing you and your family in the name of revenge

Kevin Turner
Kevin Turner

Nothing heroic about pest control. It's just the responsible thing to do.

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

wait wait, OP was talking about breaking into cars, not houses or carjacking. You don't get PTSD or even the sense that you are personally unsafe from someone breaking into parked cars in the dark.

Christian James
Christian James

Sorry bro ive got a full 360 veiw of the house. All nigs within 100 feet shot on site. Goodluck user, may want to invest in some molotov cocktails

Hudson Collins
Hudson Collins

a lot of people in this thread have a pretty cavalier attitude towards killing someone. have any of you actually thought out the ramifications of killing? have you killed before? it most certainly won't just be one night writing up a report and then you just move on. the thieves probably have families and friends who would be informed he was shot and they will be angry with you. they will try to sue you. you'll have to live with the fact you took someone's life. you'll wonder if you could have done it differently. if it was justified. i don't think many of you understand what kind of burden that could become and why people don't just murder everyone all the time.

Jose Howard
Jose Howard

360 doesn't cover the Z-Axis, you fucking casual.

good job shooting 2 decoy androids while my strike team repelled down to your roof from the stealth chopper.

Lincoln Bailey
Lincoln Bailey

I call in an airstrike!

Carter Wood
Carter Wood

either you're taste in comedy sucks or you're samefagging

Anthony Gutierrez
Anthony Gutierrez

You're a poster child for gun control.

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

Depends on the situation my friend. Im talking about scenarios of a home invader or even carjacking where i wouldnt hesitate to kill an armed intruder nor would i feel a drop of remorse

Elijah Smith
Elijah Smith

Be glad we are in a "civilized" society and didn't meet up with the wrong end of a bat, which you deserve. Fuck off POS.

Brody Howard
Brody Howard

No. I've had shit stolen

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

Yes, i control my guns, thanks for noticing

Noah Smith
Noah Smith

Do you really think you could go to your car, late at night, a few days after it was broken into and feel completely safe?

Andrew Bell
Andrew Bell

nobody shoots up the same school twice.

Ayden Perry
Ayden Perry

So youd prefer being defenseless against armed intruders. You live in america?

Cooper Parker
Cooper Parker

You're fucking retarded and need to get your guns taken away. I've done shir like that, especially when I was much younger I'm wide awake trying to find my wallet or something and it's driving me nuts so I go to check the car in case it fell out or whatever I might have been looking for, or maybe a lighte4 because I dropped my only one with fluid left in it or something. Try to open the handle to see if I don't have to wake anyone up. Turn around and gets shot by my dad. If he was around....

Logan Morgan
Logan Morgan

come on then

Sebastian Hughes
Sebastian Hughes

You are a piece of shit fucking thief and I hope your dumb ass goes to jail for stealing from hard working people. Fucking nigger.

Luke Wilson
Luke Wilson

I think id know if someone walked out of my house to a car.
Also user, one thing you clearly havent picked up on, is the concept of identifying what you are going to kill before you kill it. Take some gun classes you can learn something

Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones

this implies that your retarded dad wouldn't check on his family first? surely he'd check your room and notice you weren't there before unloading on a similar shaped figure in the dark without asking any questions?

if your argument is that mentally retarded faggots shouldn't be able to own guns, then I agree. keep guns away from you and your dad.

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

Yes they can force more out of you. Unless you're pulling some high crimes and you're someone people give a shit about or can throw some weight around to fuck the cops wirh you can't just "lawyer up". You CAN get fucked easily. If they want probable cause, they'll find probable cause. If they want to search your shjt , they saw something obvious bla bla bla. It's your words against theres if they want

Ethan Nelson
Ethan Nelson

This.

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

I agree stealing from other people is scummy but you just lost the argument by using a emoji

Liam Kelly
Liam Kelly

Pic related

Adam Jenkins
Adam Jenkins

Your go-to home defense gun should also have a light. In the current year, there's no excuse.
Juvenile delinquent or developmentally stunted adult? Which one is it?

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

Fuck you OP

Because of people like you I have to buy the most expensive insurance package for my BMW M4 2017 which cost me a shit ton of money.

Go die in hell.

Blake Miller
Blake Miller

I don't need to take gun classes because I don't need to own a gun. I have a couple but they're for hunting and I don't keep them in my own house. If you think you're alert enough when you first wake up from hearing noises and you have cowboy fantasies W3ll there's a lot of people in prison you'll be able to talk to who are in for killing family members. Happened twice in my county last year, there were zero people shot from actual break ins though. Adding to that, do you ever drink? Take sleeping pills? Ever have nightmares? Do you wake up groggy or still tired and not thinking straight? That all has a major effect on you.

Dylan Young
Dylan Young

That's different then shooting someone stealing shjt from my car.... that's not defending myself.

Jaxson Jenkins
Jaxson Jenkins

You should probably go back too friendo

Bentley Morales
Bentley Morales

You dont live in america so your arguement is immediately forfeit

Asher Martinez
Asher Martinez

Do you have an alarm system installed just to know if someone leaves your house to go to the car ? My parents would beat the fucj out of me as a kid fir leaving in the middle of the night, you know how often I snuck out ? All the damn time, they'd catch me here and there but my dad hardly ever knew, thank god for whiskey but still...

Thomas Walker
Thomas Walker

Both of my neighbors are morbidly obese

Dylan Sanchez
Dylan Sanchez

No but i have my eyes and ears. I can physically see or hear someone leaving or entering the house at night.

Jack Reyes
Jack Reyes

You really think so?

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

this is the part where you now carry pepper spray and a big ass mag lite and maybe a small knife and maybe you only park your car in lit areas
a little bit of fear is a common experience in life.

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

it's your own fault for spending so much on a car
you deserve to have something go wrong with it

Thomas Wright
Thomas Wright

Yes

Joseph Baker
Joseph Baker

OP don't sweat it
First of all they would need a warrant to come into your house so if the cops show up dont even answer the door.
they wont be able to go get a warrant to enter your home without anyproof and over something so minor

but i have to agree talking to the people you did was a very very stupid move and you need a new alibi driving somewhere to walk around is a bad story... also if he did call the cops you may want to find a new spot for a while because if they hear someone was breaking into cars around their they will start patroling the area

Anthony King
Anthony King

A couple months ago, someone went through my car (probably around 5 am).

They left everything open, but didn't take anything.

Being the correct amount of poor to have a car but naught else is nice sometimes.

Aiden Martinez
Aiden Martinez

He has no proof. Worst case you get watched a little until the police get bored and find something else to do. You will get in zero trouble OP.

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

Agreed. You are such a shithead... how do you live with yourself after stealing other people's shit they worked hard to get?

Cooper Perez
Cooper Perez

Pretty much this. Me and my girlfriend joke sometimes about it. Anyone who tries to steal my identity will only be fucking themselves.

Charles Parker
Charles Parker

Who the fuck is that?

Dylan Lopez
Dylan Lopez

You couls probably google the text on the image and find out

Camden Nguyen
Camden Nguyen

You're a miserable human. I hope you get hit by a bus.

Noah Diaz
Noah Diaz

post loot

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