Celeb th-thread: alphas ode and wine while s-sissies clean the cupboards o-out...
reality son, where you sit on that same chair every day, all day, posting like a retard, circle jerking with some homos.
jokes on you, there's no chair LUL
my, you look like such a fool
ever try listening to yourself ?
i wouldn't recommend it though
F-First o-of all g-good s-sir: w-welcome t-to the Celeb Thread Saloon... P-Please s-sit d-down and m-make y-yourself c-comfortable and l-let m-me t-tell y-you a-a tale o-of a-a wonderful b-beautiful celeb m-mistress, adored b-by m-millions, a-a princess, who h-happenstanced t-to fall in l-love w-with a-a b-beta broom s-sweeper a-against h-her b-better judgment...
Nothing... just looking
Cash me ousside girl nudes yo
So does that Die Antwoord bitch have nudes?
Fucking hell... that body is too much
A) Even if they did exist that'd be illegal to both have possesion of and post,,,
B) Don't believe everything you hear on Drama Alert
God damn, perfect young ass
Posting pics like that knowing the effect it has on cocks
That would be classed as cp you fucking butt plug
Fuck, you can tell... no panties...
You are worthless.
Careful now... you're gonna make me cum at this rate
You are a hero.
you will never see a vagina irl user, and if you ever do you'll likely be sentenced to death by a jury of your peers in a court of law.
and it's not because the way you look, or mental illnesses you might have, but because of the way you choose to act.
there are no bigger losers in the world than you sir.
It's too much... also I haven't been with anyone...
I don't know who she is, but damn is she hot.
My kik is gsm453
Sarah Snyder, a model who dated Jaden Smith
meanwhile back in R E A L I T Y
a paraplegic homeless man with AIDS has a better chance than you
White. Blonde. Cute. With an awesome body. And already been blacked?
I don't have a kik sadly but it's okay... these pics will drain me quick with how hard I'm fucking my hand...
You should get it, but ok~
I'll write down your name and add you when I do, I really appreciate the pics. Feels so good
Reminder that a paraplegic man suiffering with alcoholism made Pelswick.
Don't underestimate paraplegics.
quick herman, jump off a bridge
this is what you've been waiting for .. you sad fucking git
Definitely am, gonna cum to the next bikini pic I can already feel it
same circlejerk fags
how do you people not get tired of this ?
all I'm saying is that John Callahan made a fucking cartoon whilst being paraplegic I'm not tryna defend the stutter fag.
Then I won't post one yet
Please... I need it
Speak to him alone...slowlier.
Oh my god.. I want to squeeze that booty with the palm of my hands...
My hand feels perfect... I don't know how long I'll last
Don't cum, user
Okay... I'll listen...
my hand feels perfect... I don't know how long i'll last
Is this guy speaking in fucking hentai quotes? That's cringey as shit
it's a bot to keep herman company, sttt though, don't tell him
those cringe levels are impossible for a human being
little baby cracked a nail:
this is terrible!
why should she have to suffer
like an ordinary crumb boy!
Just no promises if I end up cumming all over myself because I can't hold it...
Patience. I think you'll be happy with he one I chose for you to cum to
Okay... I trust you, I'm sure if it's a bikini pic I'll cum hard
ai is amazing these days, we're quite proud of it.
do you think convincing herman would count towards passing the Turing test ?
i'm stretching here, i know, i know
FUCK... I have to try my hardest to not cum to pics like that...
Probably a lot saggier now as those pics are back when she was 19.
she looks like a 10 year old in a woman's body :thinking:
Fuck I can't...
Here you go. Have a nice night~
Here you go. Have a nice potato quality pic.
Fuck yes! Amazing
a pedo's ultimate fantasy girl
no traps please
P-Please f-forgive m-me g-good s-sirs... I-I know I-I d-did m-many a-a great d-disservice i-in m-my d-dealings w-with p-poor V-Vic... I-Imagine h-her s-struggling w-with h-her f-feelings o-over m-me wh-when m-most m-men w-wouldn't think t-twice a-about blasting m-my h-head o-off i-in a-a dark c-city f-field w-with a-a handgun... A-And i-if th-they knew a-about what I-I d-did t-to V-Vic I-I shutter t-to think o-of wh-what could h-happen...
is that nessa?
that's not a trap user.
see the pattern ..
it's just herman getting desperate for attention, posting his usual gay bait
I'm more upset with Victoria to be honest. She shouldn't have a brain and should be mindlessly sucking off all the hard cocks in this thread.
ok well she looks like one. bye
cya space cowboy.
know what? ;)
a pedo's ultimate fantasy girl
developed tits and ass
you have to pick one
That they're nice
i wish she'd let me give her a full body massage
You want them on your cock right user?
What's wrong with cowboy bebop user?
well thats a good thing to know right? :)
would snatch her off the streets and throw her into my van :)
No maybe about it, you want her on her knees slobbering on your cock
Hey user, don't tell him she sucks you while you post.
I'd settle for giving her a butt massage.
Watches at 0 $?
Does Sabs deepthroat you?
On her knees, between your legs, under your desk it sounds like...
I-I'm s-sorry g-good s-sir; I-I d-don't know th-this Herman C-Cobbwit you speak o-of...
I-I m-must s-say th-that's v-very alpha o-of y-you g-good s-sir s-since th-there a-are m-millions o-of m-men w-who w-want h-her and m-many m-men w-would t-treat h-her l-like a-an absolute p-princess p-pristine, not a-a trashy tongued t-tramp...
Fuck yeah man. Dat ass
She's just helping me with cable management.
and what about those feet, what are they doing?
Does her throat feel really tight or what?
How can she be helping if she's too busy sucking...
what do you think?
Why put her up on that pedestal? I'd rather have her on her knees with her mouth open, waiting for an user to put his cock into just like how she did with all those tv/movie producers.
Is she sucking you right now user...?
How much pleasure are you in right now user, from 1 - 10?
hmm idk, maybe they're in your mouth?
no... not yet
You're gonna fill up her mouth...
Can I use her mouth after you...
then what are they doing?
maybe I am./..
never get tired of stroking to her
Why are you so lewd today user?
Why not user... I wanna know how it feels...
but you want them there don't you?
no idea I'd still rather take her out on a nice date.
Grab the back of her head with both of your hands and thrust upwards into her mouth.
I would never ask you for Sabs user btw.
just imagine them nice and sweaty
I haven't felt anything like that... I know I'd probably cum the second I felt her lips but still...
thanks I guess...
and you won't
not from sabs anyway
I think you came user.
That waist! I'd separate her hips a bit. .
But from who...
I-I'm v-very s-sorry f-for a-affronting y-you and m-many alpha b-boomers b-by t-taking h-her a-away from s-such d-duties w-with m-my l-lies and a-activities, p-plopped into h-her m-mind a-and heart, l-like a-a-a cheap b-beer b-brand t-to a drunken s-sot... W-What a-a sap sh-she i-is t-to believe i-in m-me... N-Now I-I d-don't w-want y-you t-to kick m-my s-stomach i-in w-with those n-nasty b-boots o-of y-yours o-or s-step o-on m-my Adam's Apple until m-my t-tongue dries and h-hangs o-out good s-sir...
ofc it sounds nice...
Do you think Dove would take me?
Are you on the edge in her mouth user?
Just let it go user, fill up her lovely mouth with cum.
:O if Dove will take me... yay :)
thats quite the outfit
best of luck user
Thanks! But I'm pretty sure Dove will make me cum even quicker... not sure if she'll like that
baby's so tired and
she still has to take
her late night pee!
tiptoeing through the tulips,
into the white bowl room,
avoiding if at all possible
the wolves howling outside,
blood thirsty and looking
with the meanest eyes
for baby riding hoods
to devour with big sharp teeth!
CAN I LICK YUR PISSHOEL?
I'm sure she won't mind
Nice colour imo
Is Sabs looking up into your eyes?
I'm not sure, I would probably end up blowing in her mouth and I'm not sure if she's into that or not
What the fuck happened to her face? She used to be so hot.
very nice color :)
she is cute user but i personally prefer her sister sarah
I can understand that but disagree
What a cute boy
too much makeup
disagree and I don't usually like too much makeup
Fuck. She looks really good here. Hnng
She doesn't look like a guy.
Feminine jawline, feminine lips, feminine eyes, feminine cheek bones.
let me guess, she has a large forehead so that must mean she looks like a man... fuck all the other shit about her that's feminine right?
You can call her ugly and that would just boil down to personal taste, it wouldn't make you stupid. But calling someone who looks quite feminine a boy... now that makes you look stupid.
Nah dude that's a boy
user said he was a CUTE boy
Work is easy guys
I'm at work but nothing to do
God tier ass
Let me work on your dick, faggot.
That makes 2 of us.
Fine and you?
Well then, damn..
Man I'd love to spank that ass
I'm pretty good myself.
Did you finish in Sabs' mouth user?
That is awesome
Was it a lot?
that's the same image I posted user...
queen of tits
I want to see her in Squirrel Girl attire so I can fap to her and so we can have more SG r34
anybody have those Vic gifs on dropbox?
Why do her toes anyways look swollen or something?
Jesus Christ dude, you make this thread every single day in that weak beta character you've created for what?
No one thinks you're clever or creative. You're not undercutting the wannabe alpha males or the stigma against betas.
Why continue with this faggotry?
my cock is ready for this
My cock isn't ready for this but god damnit it'll be great
Always has been
Any new celeb leaks last night, bros? Eight hours ago I saw promising shit - maybe new Anne Hathaway and Emma Watson. Not seeing anything in this thread...
Dakota and her sister need to get in my bed
that's just how they are..
Kiss each other with tongues
what a lovely ass
Sabs likes cowgirl?
because she will get fat in a few years, mark my words.
Utterly fucking repulsive. Fuck this gay earth.
i'll cum tribute your fav celeb pic on kik: paintedherbro
that is personal info...
I heard you guys remember
Who is naughtier of the Fannings user?
Post a sample
you didn't know exactly what happened though user...
Sabs was very vocal...
Is she a bad influence on Elle?
but you couldn't tell what positions we did...
betas dont fucking stutter every single fucking word
good for us
Sabs gave it away with what she said sometimes...
When is she gonna fuck someone with Elle by her side?
likely has already
why not here?
Would she let her man switch to Elle's holes?
wouldn't surprise me
That's my ultimate fantasy user
I never knew she had such a dirty mouth
Dakota kicking you in the balls while she cuts your throat?
I'd let her kick me and abuse me if she brought Elle along.
Omg my virgin cock is dying to shoot :s
You must have made her so horny that night
Did you guys hear Row?
You best show us picture proof you came for her virgin bitch boi
I've not cum yet, do you have Kik? I'll show you there sir
Oh, Sarah, sometimes I'd like to be a nigger just to have a chance with you.
Don't have kik, do it here bitch. You're anonymous after all, no reason to hide your love for your queen
Unnnnf, yes sir, if you order me to cum to a certain picture of the queen
where is the YouTube user?
Here you are, bitch boi, let Nicki milk your virgin cock with her ass
Love wrinkled soles...
Also sorry, had something to do
How about some actual celebs?
so close to quads
also where's the pic faggot
Everyone realises you're trying to be a snowflake in a sea of Sup Forums, but holyshit does your typing rage me something fierce. Kys
Those Sab feet...
If the guy who makes those faprace YouTube videos sees this
please do one on this music video youtube.com
Who is she?
She's gotta abuse Elle a little too.
I need the agreement in writing
we got a new thread bby