Celeb th-thread: alphas ode and wine while s-sissies clean the cupboards o-out

Celeb th-thread: alphas ode and wine while s-sissies clean the cupboards o-out...

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reality son, where you sit on that same chair every day, all day, posting like a retard, circle jerking with some homos.

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jokes on you, there's no chair LUL
my, you look like such a fool

ever try listening to yourself ?

i wouldn't recommend it though

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Oh Sarah...

F-First o-of all g-good s-sir: w-welcome t-to the Celeb Thread Saloon... P-Please s-sit d-down and m-make y-yourself c-comfortable and l-let m-me t-tell y-you a-a tale o-of a-a wonderful b-beautiful celeb m-mistress, adored b-by m-millions, a-a princess, who h-happenstanced t-to fall in l-love w-with a-a b-beta broom s-sweeper a-against h-her b-better judgment...

Yes?

Nothing... just looking

I see

Cash me ousside girl nudes yo

So does that Die Antwoord bitch have nudes?

Fucking hell... that body is too much

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A) Even if they did exist that'd be illegal to both have possesion of and post,,,
B) Don't believe everything you hear on Drama Alert

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God damn, perfect young ass

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Posting pics like that knowing the effect it has on cocks

That would be classed as cp you fucking butt plug

Mhm~

Fuck, you can tell... no panties...

You are worthless.

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Careful now... you're gonna make me cum at this rate

You are a hero.

Shine on.

So soon?

you will never see a vagina irl user, and if you ever do you'll likely be sentenced to death by a jury of your peers in a court of law.

and it's not because the way you look, or mental illnesses you might have, but because of the way you choose to act.

there are no bigger losers in the world than you sir.

It's too much... also I haven't been with anyone...

I don't know who she is, but damn is she hot.

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My kik is gsm453

Sarah Snyder, a model who dated Jaden Smith

meanwhile back in R E A L I T Y

a paraplegic homeless man with AIDS has a better chance than you

White. Blonde. Cute. With an awesome body. And already been blacked?
Fuck yeah!

I don't have a kik sadly but it's okay... these pics will drain me quick with how hard I'm fucking my hand...

Yup

You should get it, but ok~

I'll write down your name and add you when I do, I really appreciate the pics. Feels so good

Reminder that a paraplegic man suiffering with alcoholism made Pelswick.
Don't underestimate paraplegics.

Enjoy

quick herman, jump off a bridge

this is what you've been waiting for .. you sad fucking git

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Definitely am, gonna cum to the next bikini pic I can already feel it

another day

same thread

same pictures

same circlejerk fags

how do you people not get tired of this ?

kek

all I'm saying is that John Callahan made a fucking cartoon whilst being paraplegic I'm not tryna defend the stutter fag.

Then I won't post one yet

Please... I need it

Speak to him alone...slowlier.

Not yet

Oh my god.. I want to squeeze that booty with the palm of my hands...

My hand feels perfect... I don't know how long I'll last

Don't cum, user

Okay... I'll listen...

>my hand feels perfect... I don't know how long i'll last
Is this guy speaking in fucking hentai quotes? That's cringey as shit

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Thank you

nani?

it's a bot to keep herman company, sttt though, don't tell him

those cringe levels are impossible for a human being

little baby cracked a nail:
this is terrible!
why should she have to suffer
like an ordinary crumb boy!

Just no promises if I end up cumming all over myself because I can't hold it...

>insufferable

in·suf·fer·a·ble

adj
intolerable; unendurable

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Patience. I think you'll be happy with he one I chose for you to cum to

Okay... I trust you, I'm sure if it's a bikini pic I'll cum hard

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ai is amazing these days, we're quite proud of it.

do you think convincing herman would count towards passing the Turing test ?

i'm stretching here, i know, i know

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FUCK... I have to try my hardest to not cum to pics like that...

Probably a lot saggier now as those pics are back when she was 19.

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she looks like a 10 year old in a woman's body :thinking:

Fuck I can't...

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Here you go. Have a nice night~

Here you go. Have a nice potato quality pic.

Fuck yes! Amazing

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a pedo's ultimate fantasy girl

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no traps please

Yiss

P-Please f-forgive m-me g-good s-sirs... I-I know I-I d-did m-many a-a great d-disservice i-in m-my d-dealings w-with p-poor V-Vic... I-Imagine h-her s-struggling w-with h-her f-feelings o-over m-me wh-when m-most m-men w-wouldn't think t-twice a-about blasting m-my h-head o-off i-in a-a dark c-city f-field w-with a-a handgun... A-And i-if th-they knew a-about what I-I d-did t-to V-Vic I-I shutter t-to think o-of wh-what could h-happen...

is that nessa?

that's not a trap user.

see the pattern ..

it's just herman getting desperate for attention, posting his usual gay bait

Yass

I'm more upset with Victoria to be honest. She shouldn't have a brain and should be mindlessly sucking off all the hard cocks in this thread.

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ok well she looks like one. bye

DSLs

cya space cowboy.
I know...

know what? ;)