Liberal Comedy Is Too Subtle

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What did they mean by this?

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It's 2016, therefore all white males should chop off their dicks

They are literally the same thing though. Both were set in place by Jews to market off of them.

>this is their head writer

>this joke made it to air

This literally is not the same as the transgender issue. Not having a headphone jack makes you less versatile. A TS person is still capable of peeing and have a catheter stuck in them.

I'm trans and this seems like shitty humour.

I generally enjoy the daily show somewhat-ish even if it's liberal af. as opposed to proper lefty.

Wired earphones are the technological equivalent of cis heterosexual males.

>OOOOGA BOOGA BLOX NOOD SOUTH AFRICA IS DEFINITELY BETTER NOW NIGGERS ARE RUNNING IT LMAO

>my opinion matters

This show went to crap so quickly after Jon Stewart left. I feel like someone should award him an extra Emmy because it's so clear now how much it depended on him.

>how do I turn this news about technology into an issue of gender?
BRAVO MILLENNIALS

liberals used to be edgy, now they just pat themselves on the back for being so accepting.

i'd like to be a conservative but there really are too many fuckwits running around who label themselves as such.

i think i'll be a scientologist.

>this is actual news about some tech but we don't have a good joke for it
>don't worry about it just shoehorn a liberal talking point in there and run with it

A person engaging in selective surgery will at least be working towards some degree of happiness, no matter how fleeting.
Apple removed the hardware which could have been steps to creating a slimmer profile, but they didn't make it slimmer at all.
>21st century
>we should have had hover boards and video call watches
>instead we have lithium batteries waiting to vent with flames on wheels and mobile phones that grew compact and thin only trend towards an explosion in size because "MUH TOUCH SCREEN" "MUH STREAMING VIDEO" within a manner of years

>Literally making jokes about how horrific self-mutilation based on delusion is totally a positive thing.

Daily reminder that Liberals are completely out of their fucking minds.

oy vey...

he looks like his name is schlomus goldbergstein

The word "edgy" used to mean something.

The iphone is already so slim it'll bend under any pressure.

That's not real thinn.
MOAR THINN!

I'm pretty sure he used edgy in the correct context.

>lack of headphone jack

wait, what the fuck? how in the world is that allowed?

wait what, I read that as just headphones.

so they won't let you use wired headphones now? lmao what the fuck

>make shitty joke
>people thinks it's unfunny because the comparison makes no sense
>trannies get offended because they're being compared to an object

top kek

>video call watches
We already do have those

You have to put a converter dongle into the charger slot

Or use blutooth headphones (and recharge them every 25 minutes)

>the transgender conversation

What did he mean by this?

Why would anyone want headphones when they can have their music sound like it was performed by an orchestra of penguins?
That rich high-flipper quality.

>You have to put a converter dongle into the charger slot
that sounds so fucking stupid and unnecessary.

I bet you hate transgendered people, you bigot

I bet you attend KKK meetings every Saturday where you rape little boys (not that there is anything wrong with homosexuality or pedophilia)

Someone told me if they removed the head phone jack they could cram way more shit into the phone.

Now heres my obvious question, what did they get out of this sacrifice?

Money, because morons will buy the new phone regardless of whats in it

Have you consider contributing towards the Transgender suicide statistic? We could always use one more!

Now there are two cameras on the the back of an iPhone.
IPhone 8 will remove the charger jack so they can add a third one.

>Now there are two cameras on the the back of an iPhone.

"hey, lets not discriminate based upon prejudice" was never "edgy."

finally, microwave charging exclusively.

You're being facetious, but this seems to be the exact implication they're going for.

It was edgy for the times.

>applefags think less choice is good
>applefags enjoy paying for over priced peripherals

>1992+24
>people still buy into the induction charging meme
>Apple found a way to charge the iphone even slower and more inefficiently

And what times were those?

>still believing apple lies

they just want to sell chargers.

>still believing apple lies

they just want to sell chargers at 2000% markups.

The cameras are better and the phone is now waterproof.

The Daily Show is now literally shilling for corporations.

Welcome to 21st century politics.

So where Samsung and Sony have been for a couple years?

>let's make this non-political thing political
i hate liberals

>I-if you dont like this new product, y-youre just like a transphobic bigot!!

is this real life?

Everything is political

what matters really if you can pass as a chick and if you can and are hot then you are not only welcomed but desired. if you look like bruce jenner though fuck off.

>I'm trans
You got memed good m8. Turn back you fucking idiot.

>transgender conversation

Like all liberal campaigns, there is no "conversation".
Just red-faced libshits screaming and yelling at anyone who doesn't want their 6-year-old daughter using the same bathroom as a 40-year-old man in a dress.

When will being a liberal progressive SJW stop being hip and trendy?

Trump marked the turning point. Alt-righters are the new cool thing old people are scared of now.

Daily reminder that Apple-cultists are idiots that will literally buy anything.

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Woah there Arendt

anyone else not really understand le smartphone may may? I'm happy with a relatively cheap "smart"phone that can't really be used for much other than phoning and using Messenger

Is this a defense of Apple or making fun of trans?

>A person engaging in selective surgery will at least be working towards some degree of happiness, no matter how fleeting.
This is a bastardization of the hypocratic oath, and you're an awful person for thinking like this.

You may as well advocate heroin if you recognize that the damage outweighs the shortlived satisfaction.

It is in defense of apple by trying to make it as though the people complaining are bigots.

A lot of trans people are rightfully pissed off that their issues are being used to defend shitty corporate design choices.

Da fuck? Do they have Tesla's head in a jar back at Apple HQ?