I will respond to this msg. dubs decide after.
I will respond to this msg
i hope ur ass is as fat as ur face ;)
god damn right out of the gate
no you bastard, I was liking this match. Please spare me!! I will respond with this if you don't let me off the hook, after she does.
shit nigga, if you're trying to hook up with her, don't put this shit on b
Its not wasted you stupid nigger we already hit gold with first post
I'm sorry Sup Forumsrothers I don't think I am strong enough to send this. I am liking this girl LOL.
Why did you even make this thread you fucking faggot?
Don't be a pussy OP.
Dont you dare call us Sup Forumsrothers you fucking pussy Leave and never come back.
I will respond to this message.
actually help me get laid and not go for keks faggots
you stupid fucking nigger just kys and stop creating threads if you won't deliver just kys you motherfucking newfaggot
You're on Sup Forums you fucking fag, what did you think would happen
op is a pussy faggot what's new?
Like a girl would ever like you, fucking pussy, if you're gonna say shit may as well do it nigger
Dont you dare call us Sup Forumsrothers you fucking pussy Leave and never come back.
The autism is strong with this one
I would've lost the battle early
Lol if you can get me out of my head you'll be set
Well let's get out of that head and into that bed
Hitler did nothing wrong.
would totally do this, but thats risking an unmatch. gotta hook em in first.
this girl seems like a slut, and op seems like a nigger
Thats not the only head we need to get something out of
OP seems like an autistic virgin. Even if we did tell him to say the right things, chances are he'd be unable to get it up; she'd leave; and he'd spend the night crying and masturbating to sleep in front of the mirror.
hook em in
how much further :< op has hooked in quite enough imo, but ive also only gotten laid only once off tinder, and it was a whale
So? Doesn't matter had sex. You clearly liked her enough to fuck her so what's the problem?
OP is gay
actually, my dick shriveled up when i saw her blubber moving with my pounding
actually disgusting. I wish I would've demanded doggystyle... but now I know for next time
bitch is not responding
da fuck were you thinking, fat bitches on they're back is fucking disgusting
fuck you it was my first time with a whale fuck you
OK. I as t you fags. Now I'm
Not getting laid tonight. Dubs decides.
Fuck off cunt. You blew it.
is she not replying or did you receive a bad reply? post screen-cap
That's actually fucking hilarious. Funny to watch too. Friend fucked a landwhale in front of me before. I kekd so fucking hard watching his lift her stomach fat to get to that rotten pussy and then go to town.
What the fuck OP, you massive faggot. This is B, you cannot have come here for serious advice! You came here for keks and so did we, now send that shit!
25 min no response gg?
Holy fuck you're autistic. Just block her. I can't tell by the looks of it, it won't go so well.
Might as well say what dubs told you to
The 'babe' is what fucked it up
FUCKING. KEK. YOU AUTISTIC FAGGOT.
She probably hasn't responded cause she died laughing at how pathetic you are.
You're retarded OP, should've just listened to us maybe you would've gotten laid.
Autist tries to take matters into his own hands
Fucks shit up like a typical degenerate virgin
Where the fuck did you get that shit from? No one wrote that. How can you write such a piss poor message instead of what dubs told you!? You played yourself..
Babe is fine, op is autistic
If I were a girl, I'd distance myself the fuck away from you.
ass as fat as face is better than mine? are u autist?
Who the fuck do you think you are OP? First you ignore dubs
Now, you have the audacity to be on the fucking phone as well? Your undivided attention should be to this post. God fucking damnit.
Yes it is, at least it's funny. You called her "babe" for fuck sake. It sounds as if you are a nice guy trying to be a bad boy.
im the best fgts. dubs decide, I can veto.
lets do it then xD
Motherfucker... looks like you found someone as autistic as yourself.
Normaly I would say guys like this user are way to /b, but he is right in this case. You asked for our help and then you ignore us and go rogue. Cunt move...
I can veto.
Kys faggot what's the point then?
'Let's forcefully insert slugs into each other's orifices.'
do you want some fuk?
I can veto.
Fuck you op. Still I try
Ask her if you can meet jer somewhere and sex then
"Perhaps we can use a Butplug?"
nice dubs. too direct though. and I dont have netflix. KEK
"My dick & your head for starters"
Da fuck is wrong with this bitch!? And why veto? She clearly wants you to say some sick shit to her and no one does that better than /b.
Bring condoms babe ;)
I love feminine dicks :)
fuck this gay thread
Hope ur dick is bigger then mine
faggot OP faggot OP faggot OP
Don't even bother posting anymore if you're going to veto.
netflixs and chill is the best Sup Forums can come up with?
That bitch would most likely be down with it. One month trial is free btw
you first hehe ^_^
We go to a local kindergarden, grap a child, run of together and call ourselves Bonnie and Clyde plus one.
It's a fuck site. You're being a god damn beta. Stop and fucking be straight with her.
We could explore each other's musical interests, then each other ;)
well let get my head in your head then we both can be set
She's desperate ma dude. Sooner the better
can i pee in you?
Ok I'll be nice.
Just tell her: "honestly, can I just join you in bed?"
Have you ever tried anal before? ;) xD
No, read the other posts and he didn't even get dubs
What fuck site is this that you speak of?
I like this, its nice
OP will just veto.
I can veto.
Fuck you op. Still I try
Tell her, can I taste your pussy?
i was thinking of watching rick and morty together so i can touch ur benis :DDDD fugggg
Any app or site used to talk to people. You don't make a profile to match with someone to "Be their friend." You match to fuck.
So want a dickpic?
Oh shit wait that guy did. Didn't see first Netflix and chill post, only saw the second. Well that's some shit, don't write that...
Say "How about we meet at a gas station and try out some of the gloryholes?"
lol just joking i eat penis i can't fuck girls
It would be nice, if i could eat ur ass out
Goddamn bro. You are alpha.
Do it OP
Fuck your veto you pussy faggot
So can you introduce me to a hotter friend of yours?
Wasted my digits, but that answer was alpha.
they see me rollin'... they hatin'
what are you even rolling for, newfag..
How accurate is the distance on Tinder because I don't want to go 61km just to get a root.
what a waste, WINRAR THOUGH!
I just wanna fuck and so do you, so my place our your place?
And quick question, how are you with the hole HPV thing?
OP say this
Goddamn bro. You are alpha.
dubs are dubs
Why are you guys even wasting your time here? Op won't take any of your posts.
OP wasn't going to post any good dubs anyway.
Sorry bae I thought op was going to be cool but he is a pussy veto fagit so imma bail. Hope u find a man with actual balls one day XDD
OP obvious newfag
That's what life is like for women. They're awash with attention (at least until they get old). They're not on tinder to give you a fair chance to connect with them. They're on tinder so that you can entertain them. And if you don't, they're off to the next guy just as quickly as you go to another thread on Sup Forums - and they instantly forget about you.
They don't think of you as an equal - you're not equal in this situation. You're a monkey. Your function is to dance in order to amuse them. Quick frankly, you're lowering yourself if you play this game. It'd be better to be a forever alone and have some personal pride than to stoop to this. Every minute you spend on tinder would be better spent on pretty much anything else - but definitely better spent on bettering yourself as a person. You could read a book right now - it could have a positive effect on your life that will last your entire life. Or you could dance like a monkey and have your soul crushed just a little bit more.
You could sit on my face.
Really? Is autism you main way of life?
What a fucking pussy OP.
Show me your tits?
Rolling for "I'm a huge faggot asking for advice on Sup Forums and not following through with what Sup Forums tells me. I also think you're a really cool woman can we be friends, I'm willing to help you find a guy who's way hotter and has a bigger dick you can fuck and love."
I want to just like go batshit insane on your fat ass and just tear it up with my smallish dick! I will make u ovulate soooo had baaaby!!
Kys, beta pleb
Expecting OP to do this even if it was quints.
What the fuck he didn't get dubs. You have to write "What are you even rolling for, newfag" How fucking new is OP.
or I could fuck her
but i fuck girls from tinder
U could sit in a shair five fet away from me while I try to suck myself off...
Dubs again bruh.
Rolling for her pussy.
What are you even on Sup Forums for dickhead?
maybe just a tip?
OP, find a new girl and send this shit to her.
You seem to want this one.
What app is this OP?
I WANT TO LICK YUR PEEHOEL BAABY U WILL LIEK IT SOOO HARD!!
Jesus you're a complete dickhead. Did you not see OP will veto.
It's the tranny app. Roll.
I just want to fuck you
tinder you autist lmaoooo
Want to shit on my dick while I pee on you?
Implying this autistic beta has other matches
Check my dubs bitch.
That's like the 3rd friggin time.
Rolling again for, "will you sit on my face?"
I mean if I told you I think you're cute would that help get us started?
Mine include some kissing, licking, squeezing, tickling, biting, pounding...
Will u sit on my face?
looks like dis girl desperate for a black Log
Did you have to point out again you autistic fucker?
Dubs! This is good to! Come on OP you newfag
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That makes no sense.
I would like to stick some fingers in your snatch
This is the dumbest fucking conversation ever.
Dubs for fuck sake! Op wake up
Makes perfect sense to me.
Why one would want to do that, is another matter.
No it makes no sense. You cannot pee on someone when you are already inside them (sit on my dick)
You can if u r me!
She can however, sit/shit on him while he pees in her.
Well that's not you, we all know that. But what the fuck happend here?
check the game noobs
Fucking hell what the shit is that?
Yeeesss, but WHY!?
stop trawlling get me laid or gf
smash or no?
God you faggot. You're not getting laid, you're playing the "I'm a nice faggot who cares about you" card. If anything happens between you two, doubt it, it won't even last a month.
looks like OP still being a nigger, what are you even still doing here?
Im sick of these dumbasses trying to do a dubs decides, pussying out, and acting like that mentality/attitude doesnt leak into their sex life. No wonder this fuckin beta is so desparate for a fatty
OP is a faggot. Confirmed.
Really OP, you burned us for that?
Fuck off op with your shitty faggot texts, we're talking abut fucked up dicks now
Do it faggot.
this is me I am op. I have done porn and been around the hottest chicks ever so I'm not trippin. Now I want a nice girl to be my gf pretty much.
Nobody gives a shit if you get your dick wet or not just do this properly.
OP what the fuck!? Congratulations you have made the worst fucking thread in the history of /b! It took you 29 min to come up with that mainstream shit answer and you took non of dubs answers. I would rather be on a CP meets gore thread than this autism run trainwreck. You make me sick!
Faggot already ruined it. She asked for his ideas and the nigger asked what goes on inside of her head.
perhaps u can take my dick like the coke life
OP who the fuck are you kidding?
HOLY SHIT ITS THE EX BF OF THE JUNKIE GIRL. fuck you for ignoring my last piece of advice to you. But looks like i really was right. You seriously get off on all this submission. Well trolled
Are you mentally retarded?
yes I am the ex bf of the junkie blow me.
check em fgts
Your answer is so insanely bad I'm kek'ed out of my mind. She gives you the most blatantly obvious change to take the conversation to a man to woman level and you go straight back to the being with the virgin text. Fuck me you are hopeless on Tinder.
Neither does my cock. Maybe we can work something out.
GET OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIE
more of me, this bitch doesn't know what shes getting into loool
Jesus Christ, she's definetely your kind of girl.
Two retards found love in each other.
my brain doesn't stop
No one's brain stops fucking retard. Only the dead. Speaking of the dead. Op do an hero you degenerate
Op look here. I wrote it ones, won't do it again. Stop talking to here like you are here friend! Fucking beta cunt.
damn bby im thinking bout something too, u wanna know whats on my mind? cant stop imagining ur sweeet breasts in my mouth
OP looking good, as masculine as ever.
The cringe level of both of you is up the stratosphere.
op here, what do you think about
"that's the best kind of brain imo"
ugghhhh that physically hurt me
Tell her that she can fuck you in the ass with a dildo whenever she wants, so she can get her mind off things.
OP is a faggot no point in being on this thread anymore, we'll all just get ignored, and all our ideas will get veto'd.
Okay I promise I wont veto the next dubbs
MINE TOO BUT I THINK ABOUT PONIES WANNA CLOP
No. Just stop. You proved in that thread that week (s) ago that youre a beta fuck that only listens to the posts that perpetuate your own fruity echo chamber. You let a girl use you in every way and ignored all the straight truth. Youre doing it again. More like, you blow me
She clearly needs to smoke weed. Tell her.
why would you still be flirting with her
she basically told you
"Hey, I'm down for whatever, got any ideas?"
and you do what?
YOU TOSS THE...
YOU FUCKING THROW THE BALL right at her face
take control, faggot
ask her when she's free
if she says now, tell her you'd love to come over and help clear her mind
if she says tomorrow, i dont care think about this step for yourself faglord
I think ur a beta cuck, gtfo faggot
Giving good advice to this faggot of an OP.
Rolling for "want to eat my ass out?"
Try to process that : Your face against the wall, myself right behind youn my crotch pressing against your holy butt...
Saving Faggot Op
How does my meat i mean grabbing a bit to eat sound to you. Day tomorrow 5pm ish
Stalin did nothing wrong.
It's all the truth right here OP. Beta fag, you don't deserve that pussy when you act like that.
This men know what he's talking about
Damn it, the faggotry won't stop. Unbeliable
Trips n you have to post or your family dies tomorrow. No immunities
alrighty, time for me to channel this anger on a fucking squirrel
fucking faggot is purposely provoking us
This is not a dub decide thread, this is watch OP humiliates himself.
Might as well send a dickpic cause this shit ain't going nowhere
how dare you
the fuck dude?? what are you getting it at? if you wanna hook up be clear with your intentions you'll save her a lot of time. Most of all you'll save yourself time cause you can just move on instead of investing these lame ass ambiguous questions into a girl that is obviously not as into you as you might think. It's like you have never spoken to a woman before.
Can he humiliate himself anymore than he already has? I'm willing to be she's messaging 5 other guys at the same time, and OP will just slowly be forgotten about, ignored, and blocked.
Kek. Lurking for more op
Op posted a thread a week ago bitching about how he dated a junkie girl and was sad that she used him for money and left when she didnt get sober for him. He never even fucked her
OP doesnt keep his promise, everyone still replies.
Sup Forums in the current year
Thats her boyos (and no her bj doesnt not warrant what you did)
True. Let it die, like the OP's chance to get laid in the 10 next years.
Why is this on YouTube?
hasnt been flagged yet
atleast I got head, why would I fuck an escort?
wtf is boyos?
its unlisted kiddo. you may view my greatness in my other videos.
send the link
Because op just uploaded it. Its his junkie ex who broke up with him when she got bored of putting up with him for his money. He keeps those vids as reminders that what he did was worth it. Delusional
are u blind
I broke up with her and yeah it sucks now that Im single. wish I never did it. so yeah im on Sup Forums fk you too!!! def not worth it, I got depressed and gambled away a ton of money.
Btw, that's a tiny asian dick. She looks like sucking a pencil.
Well this is not OP in the vid we all know that.
OP should be banned for this fucking disgrace of a thread
this shit is better than any Log thread
Fuck outta here jerk.
I'm not comfortable around new people
Yeah and i gave you a heartfelt real response then but it didnt line up with the people kissing your ass so you ignored it. Being single doesnt suck. Youre so fucking delusional man.
uhh yes it is. check the piano and check my other videos on my page.
she is/was persistent OP. now get a date going or you'll loose.
and pls don't act like a beta cuck on the date acting like her BFF pls don't be a faggot
what the fuck is this thread.
Top fucking kek! What the hell is going on. Why are you outing yourself like that!? True.
cus idgaf my porns already on the interwebs and im depressed after i broke up with the most important thing in my life and she doesnt give a fuck so i dont give a fuck about anything.
are you retarded?
That's not op. That's probably some dude who fucked over op and stole his girl or something. Ops probably tying to get some Sup Forumstards to harass him
You're walking right into the friendzone buddy, stop talking about her brain say something about taking her out to distract her helpless mind
You're just as bad as whatever the fuck this is.
At this point op is just fucking with us
Just let this thread die you retards.
No! That's another beta answer! Take control of the conversation and change the subject. Just ask if shes doing anything later today!
Youre the kind of faggot who gets upset over something and calls it depression. Fuck you! Not to mention it was all self-induced. You KNEW she was a junkie yet you gave her money AND drove her to her fucking tricks. I forgot this is all what you really want though. The ultimate submission. Youre welcome then
WTF u want me to time stamp? Im the fkn chinese piano guy. OMGGG u guys LOL.
brain is another word for head baka
WE DO TOO. DO IT FAGGOT
fuck off Op you turbo Nig.
You're not contributing to this family friendly environment at all with your stupid thread. What the fuck is the point of this thread? I came here for laughs but all I feel is angery.
Rape you next week
ok well that doesn't mean my depression and regret that shes no longer in my life isn't real. even though its whats best for me. I really regret losing all that money gambling though.
Fake and Gay as hell.
Kill yourself, beta.
Indoor voice faggot.
Congrats OP and anons this is the most retarded thread I've seen today.
this is like the most autistic conversation ive ever seen
fact. shes looking for an escape route.
is this op?
with a dick that small, no wonder he acted like such a bitch
shit he even sounds like a bitch
whats fake?? trans is not gay fgt!!!
do you even art "bro" lmao. ive been with the hottest girls imaginable so blow meeeee
Holy fucking shit! You are a complete retard. We have tried to help you for hours and still you write this shit. Stop having this beta/autism conversation and listen to /b! God dammit
I have been lurking OP and i just want to say....
Fuckin top shelf kek m80 your autism with girls makes me feel better about my own
Nobody gives a shit go fuck off and make your own retarded thread.
OMG hes's one of those Vaperfags.
at least you can play piano (tho u miss some keys) you autist, show her the video and you got half her pussy granted
OP is a beta coward who is afraid to take control.
let her know of your intentions with a simple "My intention is to fuck you? whats yours?"
Instead OP is doing this silly back and forth questioning thing where she will untimately give in or ignore you for being such a fucking pussy
can only imitate the greats
will never compose anything of his own
it's funny tho, in that blowjob vid you said the cringiest shit, and you could see her visibly disgusted by it
she was also visibly disgusted by having to blow you lmao (at the very least, irritated because she was basically sucking a piece of rubber with no reaction)
you're so pathetic, you can't even take great advice from an infamous community
jesus christ........ you actually cannot accomplish anything..
I swear this all has to be some huge troll you're playing on us
between the cringy messaging which ignores the golden, unflawed advice from Sup Forums
and the fucking small-dick, empty parrot-pianist persona you have going......
this cannot be real, no one is this pathetic
omfg I am op. LOL i am the guy in the pic are u dummm
Alright, guys, I think it's time everyone just stopped replying to this thread.
OP is clearly more of a faggot than we were prepared for.
god you're shit at this. do yourself a favor, never use xD again. get the fuck out of the house, get some sun, hit the gym, and dont call someone babe whom of which just expressed that they arnt comfortable around new people. guess what, you are "new people" to her
who am i even kidding, you barely qualify as a human being you ugly worthless fuck
more for sweet OP
Is that OP.
I just thought I'd give him some perspective on just how limited his league truly is, since he thinks a bj from a prestige-slut is a life achievement
you literally have no clue how to talk to girls. theyre literally so easy too, jesus christ ur gonna die alone lmfao
no this is op
This thread was massive shut until OP exposed him self and his life, then it became okay.
are u that guy who was giving me advice? what was your last advice to me? I may have missed it.
several mental illnesses
I think I'm in love
thank you I try. I was actually going to anhero but I didn't. Sup Forums insult me more plz.
you can try and pretend that ur into being talked down to from total strangers that are in no way going to every consider willingly enter a 50 mile radius of you to try and scare off the trolls, but seriously
you're ugly, worthless, and no girl is ever going to like you ever. you couldn't even get your average ugly btard to talk to you for more than 5 minutes. you're repulsive, please just end it all already, knowing people like you genuinely exist makes me rethink shooting up a school and targeting the weird kids. you should not have been allowed to reach adulthood.
why are we seeing a random panzy practicing his meme fighting?
yes I suck
I am nothing
no girl will evar want me